Proctor High School - Proctorian Yearbook (Proctor, VT)

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Hawaii: A school for huIa-hula dancing was recently founded in the hula capitol. Fair lassies from all over the southern hemisphere, and some From the north, have stormed the gates of the island, trying to reach the new school, for, besides learning the fascinating dance, the instructor is a real he-man who is said to eat lions for dessert. The dance is so strenuous that it can well be classed as a sport. For further details, write to the school in care of the instructor, Mr. Robert Ftappier, who learned all about it at a senior basketball game. The canvas will roll with the exciting prize bout tonight in Boston. The players' names are unimportant; it is the manager who is the big attraction joe Taranovich, local scorekeeper, is manager for both sides. When the punches begin to come fast and furious, joe will be arming himself so that he can be protected afterward from the loser. Santa Anita: Best loser of the season is Robert Canapa, who is cheer- fully taking his medicine. He bet on one of Bing Crosby's horses and is paying the enalty. He is compelled to sit on the flagpole until the horse comes in. So at he has consumed about ten gallons of something that looks and smells something like vinegar and about six pounds of cheese. He wants nothing else. New York, New York: Charlie Visi, local news commentator, is also a leading jockey. He was a rider in the recent Don Juan race. REBECCA Bnonnweu. SHIRLEY ZAMBELLE MARGARET VALLOCH RICHARD Loso CHARLES Vist ROBERT AUSTIN

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Il1 like my position because I'm naturally lazy, I guess. There's no work int volvedethe business manager has the easy part. Nice going. Joel Here comes two very well-known people. They have just been in town on business. Miss Betty Senecal, Chauffer, and Miss Ingeborg Lindquist, Ftivate secretary For Mr. C. L. joy. Both are retired Vermont State Education eadersi Ahh'h-h-a Hash just went b . or somethin . It was the busiest man in town, Mr. William Larson Billhatdly ever sfeeps or eats. He takes Latin lessons, is manager at Johnson's Whipple Hollow Iron Industry Plants, takes driving lessons at the Boyce Automobile Agency, teaches at Higgins' Voice Classes, plays in the Philadelphia Symphony Orchestra Ued by Miss Zamhellel, and is a sales agent for the Olson Rug Company. There will be a dance at Madison Square Garden tonight, sponsored by and played for by Carmen Gianola and her Hatmoniola, the leading swing band in the city; Geor e Zsido. head electrician in the Garden, is here today getting all his ataphernaEa gathered together. He forgot some of it after the parade last night There goes Miss Frances Douglas, First woman professor at the University of Princeton. They say that she knows more about History than Harold Rugg himself. Who's that with her? Why, it's Miss Elizabeth Frappiet the modern Clara Barton of the American Red Cross Organization. Now who may this be? None other than our new song writer From Hol- land, Miss Cecilia Carney. She has just completed a revised version of' the ever popular Frankie and Johnnie only she calls her song Francis and Johnnie Flash! Hollywood, California: The Former Miss jane Ladabouche of the class of '40 at Proctor High School is taking the place of Shirley,F Temple on the screen. She started in the hit production 1 Only Want A Buddy, Not A Sweetheart . n We now take you to Radio City to hear the highlights in the world of sports. Come in, Radio City: Philadelphia. Pennsylvania: Miss Roma Ravellini was voted the most popular score keeper after maintaining the spotless record of committing an average of eight errors per game in the recent woman's basketball tournament. Mr. joseph Taranovich was voted 31 close second with only eight and a half errors per game. Burlington, Vermont: Christine Nemeth has recently accepted a position as dietitian for the Burlington High School basketball team. At the same time, Coach Danny O'Brien was dismissed. Tough luck. Miss Nemeth. The Muddville Hens were defeated by the Whipple Hollow Wildcats by a score of 300. Chuck Skuba pitched a no'hit, 11011111 game. Tunbridge, Vermont: George nLuck Larson, famous stunt driver, and his trou e of death'defying daredevils wil appear at the Tunbridge World's Fair this fa 1. George was notorious in high school For his speedy driving twhich never exceeded 30 miles per hourl.

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Class Degrees MARY ALLENeMary, for four years you have impressed us with your Friendliness and ability to get along with everyone. We will always think of you as a person outstanding'in Human Relationsh1ps. and award on a degree of H.R.C.Mmay you always be our Human Relations Consu taut. ROBERT AusTlN---Rohert, you have distinguished yourself durin your high 51: 001 career in one held especially and we feel that you have indeed earned the degree of B.D., Bachelor of Draftmg. We hope that this degree will prove useful in your life work ALEX BARONeWe feel that some recogtiition should be given to the interest shown by a number of our boys in food. Of course boys are always 1ntetested 1n food but th1s 1nterest is of a different sort. As representative of the froup of boys 1nterested 1n the preparation of Foods and a career 111 hote k1tchens and restaurant we present you with the degree of M. C. 3M:Master Chef. MARILYN BovcaeFor some t1me we were unable to decide upon a de ee for you, Marilyn, for we couldn't decide whether to recognize your scihlastie achievements or your abilities in other fields. And then fate settled the matter for us, For after the way in which you belied the aspetsions cast upon the dr1v1ng ab1l1ty of your sex a few short weeks ago we feel that you are deserving of the degree of S E $$Safety Expert REBECCA Baoanweu- mWe know that whatever you may do 1n the years that lie ahead, your real interest will be 111 the held of 1nter1or decorating, so we award to you the degree of LD.C.$$Intetior Decorating Consultant. May you have many people seeking your counsel. LAURA CANAPAeWe feel that the analysis and advice given you by one of our visitors dur1ng the ast year should not be disregarded. Looking into your eyes as she d1 , we see thin s which lead us to bestow upon you the degree of F.R.C1H1t sounds 11 e a New Deal agency but really means Family Relations Consultant. Don,t disappoint us! ROBERT CANAPAeRobett. we feel that after twodyeats of intensive application to the studfy of bookkeepmg you are indee worthy of the t1t1e PBfH Professor 0 Bookkeeping CECILIA CARNEY -Everyone has agreed that by this time you ought to be an expert in the field of transportanon and travel You have been unani' mously awarded the degree T. E. MTtanspottation Expert MALCOLM COLLINeIn s ite of the Green Mountain test results we feel that your work in mathematlcs has been outstanding, and so we are happy to present you with the degree of F M Mot Fellow of Mathematics with all the rights and privileges appertaining thereunto FRANCES DouomsMFor ten long months we' ve sat and wondered at your 1111' erring answers 111 History, Frances. IF ever anyone was entitled to recog- nition in this field you are Therefore we bestow upon you the degree OF M.H.i kMastet of History.