Proctor High School - Proctorian Yearbook (Proctor, VT)

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Il1 like my position because I'm naturally lazy, I guess. There's no work int volvedethe business manager has the easy part. Nice going. Joel Here comes two very well-known people. They have just been in town on business. Miss Betty Senecal, Chauffer, and Miss Ingeborg Lindquist, Ftivate secretary For Mr. C. L. joy. Both are retired Vermont State Education eadersi Ahh'h-h-a Hash just went b . or somethin . It was the busiest man in town, Mr. William Larson Billhatdly ever sfeeps or eats. He takes Latin lessons, is manager at Johnson's Whipple Hollow Iron Industry Plants, takes driving lessons at the Boyce Automobile Agency, teaches at Higgins' Voice Classes, plays in the Philadelphia Symphony Orchestra Ued by Miss Zamhellel, and is a sales agent for the Olson Rug Company. There will be a dance at Madison Square Garden tonight, sponsored by and played for by Carmen Gianola and her Hatmoniola, the leading swing band in the city; Geor e Zsido. head electrician in the Garden, is here today getting all his ataphernaEa gathered together. He forgot some of it after the parade last night There goes Miss Frances Douglas, First woman professor at the University of Princeton. They say that she knows more about History than Harold Rugg himself. Who's that with her? Why, it's Miss Elizabeth Frappiet the modern Clara Barton of the American Red Cross Organization. Now who may this be? None other than our new song writer From Hol- land, Miss Cecilia Carney. She has just completed a revised version of' the ever popular Frankie and Johnnie only she calls her song Francis and Johnnie Flash! Hollywood, California: The Former Miss jane Ladabouche of the class of '40 at Proctor High School is taking the place of Shirley,F Temple on the screen. She started in the hit production 1 Only Want A Buddy, Not A Sweetheart . n We now take you to Radio City to hear the highlights in the world of sports. Come in, Radio City: Philadelphia. Pennsylvania: Miss Roma Ravellini was voted the most popular score keeper after maintaining the spotless record of committing an average of eight errors per game in the recent woman's basketball tournament. Mr. joseph Taranovich was voted 31 close second with only eight and a half errors per game. Burlington, Vermont: Christine Nemeth has recently accepted a position as dietitian for the Burlington High School basketball team. At the same time, Coach Danny O'Brien was dismissed. Tough luck. Miss Nemeth. The Muddville Hens were defeated by the Whipple Hollow Wildcats by a score of 300. Chuck Skuba pitched a no'hit, 11011111 game. Tunbridge, Vermont: George nLuck Larson, famous stunt driver, and his trou e of death'defying daredevils wil appear at the Tunbridge World's Fair this fa 1. George was notorious in high school For his speedy driving twhich never exceeded 30 miles per hourl.

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tion in Pittsford, Because Miss Illinski isn't in Miss Canapa's good graces, she decided to appease her by sending her a bouquet of Flory flowers. Norfolk, Virginia: Due to the death of a former tobacco auctioneer, Amelia Kamuda surprised us by taking his place on the Lucky Strike program. She really doesn't know anything about it. but her ability as a fast talker did the trick. Skunk Hollow, Arizona: Miss Gladys Ostrowshi is engaged in the baking industry. her specialty being ParkerHouse Rolls. Try them in the new junior sim. New York, New York: Our new Hungarian interpretor, Miss Anna Schako, recently resigned her position in New York. She will now make her . home with her former rwate tutor who resides at Garden of Eden. We hope housekeeping will hold her interest for a longer time. Flash! New York, New York: Robert Austin, partner of the him of architects. Allen 81 Austin, is now drawing up plans For the new gym in Proctor, Vermont, Helen Johnson, a graduate of Proetor High School, has become heir to the famous Whipple Hollow Iron Industry, which specializes in the manu- Factuting of Hammers. Columbus, Mississippi: Malcolm Collin, former student at P. H, S. and aduate of Annapolis, and navigator of U. S. airplane carrier, Saratoga, has Ehen transferred to a land base at Columbus, Miss. The reason is a mystery to many. New York City: When you visit New York World's Fair, why not drop in at Macey's store and see the progress Rebecca Broadwell is making in interior decorating. Philadelphia, Pennsylvania: Robert Gilmore, editor of the world'farnous Nicketbocker press, recently won the typing speed contest held in this city. His rate was minus ten for one hour, with time out for a swing on the piano. For Further details, see your local newspaper. Announcer: We take you now to the Grand Central Station where we will give you the facts about the most interesting people we see there Come in. Grand Central. We arrived just in time. A famous personage, indeed, just leaped from the flyer, and we have her here at the mict0phone. Oh, no-she just saw an old friend. so we don't have her. At any rate. it was Miss Marie Webster, modern Diane. who has just returned from a lion hunt in Gustoafmia, Africa, and who is leaving this afternoon for a rattlesnake hunt in Fletcher, Nevada. And here is the leading chorine From the Topfli ht Night Club in Albany, Miss Dorothy Lattin. who seems to be very friend y with a .man standing in the ate. Oh, yes. it is Professor Baron of Columbia University, Professor of Engfish. He is the author of that famous dictionary I wonder if we can get a few words out of this gentleman over here. No? Well, joe is known to be very shy. Yes, it's Joseph Dutelle, business manager of Consolidated Year Books. Here is a statement that he published recent y:

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Hawaii: A school for huIa-hula dancing was recently founded in the hula capitol. Fair lassies from all over the southern hemisphere, and some From the north, have stormed the gates of the island, trying to reach the new school, for, besides learning the fascinating dance, the instructor is a real he-man who is said to eat lions for dessert. The dance is so strenuous that it can well be classed as a sport. For further details, write to the school in care of the instructor, Mr. Robert Ftappier, who learned all about it at a senior basketball game. The canvas will roll with the exciting prize bout tonight in Boston. The players' names are unimportant; it is the manager who is the big attraction joe Taranovich, local scorekeeper, is manager for both sides. When the punches begin to come fast and furious, joe will be arming himself so that he can be protected afterward from the loser. Santa Anita: Best loser of the season is Robert Canapa, who is cheer- fully taking his medicine. He bet on one of Bing Crosby's horses and is paying the enalty. He is compelled to sit on the flagpole until the horse comes in. So at he has consumed about ten gallons of something that looks and smells something like vinegar and about six pounds of cheese. He wants nothing else. New York, New York: Charlie Visi, local news commentator, is also a leading jockey. He was a rider in the recent Don Juan race. REBECCA Bnonnweu. SHIRLEY ZAMBELLE MARGARET VALLOCH RICHARD Loso CHARLES Vist ROBERT AUSTIN