Proctor High School - Proctorian Yearbook (Proctor, VT)

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THE SUTHERLANIJ 25 What is wind. George? 'W1nd, teacher. is air in a hurry. E. W. mt cafeteria supperh I want apple-pie a-la-mode. Waitress: What kind of pie do you want? Boy Friend: 'Ma v I marry your daughter? Father: What does she say? Boy Friend: She's willing if you disagree. Did you call me a liar? Not at all. I merely remarked that: the sinuosity of your ultimate condusion was due to a. superficial apprecaition of the veracious reality. Dumb Dora: 'WVhy does that man run with the ball? Blight Don: Because he is being chased. Dumb Dora: uWhy is he being chased ? Bright Don: Because he is running with the ball. E. E.: Let's play tennis. T. E.: Carft; the nelfs down. E. E.: nThafs fine. The beastly things always in my way. Wifey: Why have you your socks on when you are soaking . your feet? Hubby: The water is too cold. One: Ten people jumped off a lo-story building and not one got hurt. ' Two: How come ? One: uThey all got killed.

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24 THE SUTHERLAND April 4. .. The Seniors gave a very successful dance in the Village Hall. They cleared about $60. April 19. We had solid session today. The Juniors. had a cocoa and sandwich sale and netted $1.1. April 19-29. Spring Vacation! Oh Joy! May 3 The Seniors are still trying to earn money for a trip after graduation. They gave a dance to swell their treasury and made quite a bit. May 10 The school held its annual Bazaar. Everything fmm bird housa-s to candy was sold. This year there was a midway that caused both noise and excitement. A very good entertain- ment. in charge of Miss Frances Smith. was presented. A dance was held after the last play. May 17 Teachers' convention. No school! May 21 . Professor Rudman of Bay Path Business College spoke to us in assembly on uChoc-sdng a Vocation . He gave us one of the finest speeches we have had. May 24 The Glee Clubs am: going to Rutland to compete in the Music Festival.

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25 THE S U THERLA ND Chemistry Teacher: What is oxide ? Bright Student: ttSomething like cowhide only tougher. Ist: How much is that car for cash '2 2nd: I don't know. We never sold one that way. Miss Crowley tin drug-storeh Hava-you any tLifebuoy'? Ferrari: itJust. try me out and see. Miss Smith tin I-listory classt uLouis, why did they make this law? L. H.: Because they didn't have one like it. The absent-minded professur posted a letter. When the letter came back, he looked in his mouth and found the stamp on his tongue. J. Gurbach Speaking of Robert Hutchins receiving his A. B. degree from Yalet : Robert Hutchins graduated from Yale with Ats and B's? Some people are too lazy to shiver. Women are like moneyhkeep them busy or they lose interest. Class Day, Graduation, J unior Prom! The young ladies know that each of these functions calls for a distinctive costume. On these occasions Gordon Hose can be worn with perfect assurance that it outranks all others in deli- cacy of structure and individuality of design. MOONLIGHT, RACHELLE, CIRCE, FAIR TAN: these and many other charming colors. The Cooperative Store Proctor, Vermont.