Proctor High School - Proctorian Yearbook (Proctor, VT)

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THE M.:'THERI.AXJJ 31 Mists: Sanbom: What else did Samuel Johnson try out in his life ? G. 1.: Marriage. Teacher to Defendant in mock trial held in Junior High: John, did you hatch any chickens this year? John: ttNo, but my hens did. B. M.: John, give me your opinion of my essay. 3. F.: ttlt isn't worth two cents. B. M.: t1 know that your opinion isntt worth two cents but I'd like to have it just the same. A. B. Un Historyh wand when Napoleon was horn he was still small? ' Miss Smith: What kind of rifles have been invented lately? K. D.: Self exploding. The Joke Editor for 1929 wishes to say that he realizes the amount of work which has been placed upon his shoulders. He shall endeavor, with the hearty co-operation of the rest of the High School, to keep up the standard of humor which has. been set by his predecessors. Brunswick Music Shop Pianos Phunographs Records Sheet Music Musical Instruments ' Music Rolls Opp. Depot Phone 1886 Rutland, Vt. CROSLEY and AMRAD RADIOS RADIO AND AUTO BATTERIES CHARGED. J. T I L L B E R G, 9 East Street Phone 114-12

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30 THE SUTHERLAND Laugh and grow fat. A laugh a day keeps the doctor away Why take life seriously ? mell never get out of it alive. Heard in History class: . H. 8.: ttI see that Charles K died baldheaded? J. F.: How's that? H. S.: It says here that he died without a heil'f' J. C. tReciting in Englism nI-Ie bought some ginger- bread cookies made of animals. Miss Smith: What is Hydrophobia? A. V.: What kind of an animal is that ? Miss Pollard an Latim: What did Androcles do when the lion entered the cave?,t Ruth Mullin: He was filled with joy. P. W. To V. M.: I have just read your essay over ten times. V. M.: Do you really like it so much as that? P. W.: Oh! I had to read it that many times to see if I could make any sense out of it. R. T.: I see that aviation is getting more and more dangerous every day. B. M.: How do you figure that out '3 R. T.: Why it said in the paper that a couple were just married in an aeroplane. Miss Reed tDictating 3. Com. Math problelm: -h bought 320 tons of long coal. We suggest calling the- Back Seat Drivers Rear Adm irals.

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32 TH E .R'UTHEH LA ND Harry F. Gilmore PLUMBING HEATING REPAIRING Telephone 92 Procto 1', - Vermont Compliments MRS. EGANS STORE West Street J. W. HALEY Dealer in Fresh Meats and Groceries RUTLAN D SAVINGS BANK RUTLAND, VT. Int'm'lmrated 1850. Savings Deposits School Savings Accounts Ch ristmas Club F. C. NEGUS Proctor, Vt. Compliments of of D. W. McGARRY 82 CO.