Proctor High School - Proctorian Yearbook (Proctor, VT)

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30 THE SUTHERLAND Laugh and grow fat. A laugh a day keeps the doctor away Why take life seriously ? mell never get out of it alive. Heard in History class: . H. 8.: ttI see that Charles K died baldheaded? J. F.: How's that? H. S.: It says here that he died without a heil'f' J. C. tReciting in Englism nI-Ie bought some ginger- bread cookies made of animals. Miss Smith: What is Hydrophobia? A. V.: What kind of an animal is that ? Miss Pollard an Latim: What did Androcles do when the lion entered the cave?,t Ruth Mullin: He was filled with joy. P. W. To V. M.: I have just read your essay over ten times. V. M.: Do you really like it so much as that? P. W.: Oh! I had to read it that many times to see if I could make any sense out of it. R. T.: I see that aviation is getting more and more dangerous every day. B. M.: How do you figure that out '3 R. T.: Why it said in the paper that a couple were just married in an aeroplane. Miss Reed tDictating 3. Com. Math problelm: -h bought 320 tons of long coal. We suggest calling the- Back Seat Drivers Rear Adm irals.

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THE SUTHERLAND 29 e'The Exponent'oeGreenfield High School, Greenfield, Mass. You have some excellent artists and poets. Your treatment of the Alumni Department is excellent. The cooperative spirit of your school is shown by the con- tributions to each-department. The Dial'eHBrattleboro High School, Brattleboro, Vt. You have an unusually interesting Literary Depart ment. We are very glad to see so many departments work- ed up so successfully. Your cover designs are very clever. mfhe Phoenix Your paper contains excellent material. especially your Literary Department. The townspeople take an interest in your school as is shown by the advertising. Would it be better to devote less space to Athletics and enlarge your Exchange Department by commenting on Exchanges? AS OTHERS SEE US. The Hardwickian eHardwick High School. Hardwick, Vt. Your short stories are fine. The Heroes of Company A deserves special mention. Why not have a more comm plete Exchange Depaltment? We wish that you would comment on the l-Iardwickian. The Green and Gold eWest Rutland High School, West Rut- land, Vt. We enjoy your paper immensely. Why not adopt a standard cover? THE SLA'I'E'oeFair Haven Higs School, Fair Haven, Vt. Your poetry is splendid. nLarry and His Date was a very good story. The Exchange Department is rather brief.

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THE M.:'THERI.AXJJ 31 Mists: Sanbom: What else did Samuel Johnson try out in his life ? G. 1.: Marriage. Teacher to Defendant in mock trial held in Junior High: John, did you hatch any chickens this year? John: ttNo, but my hens did. B. M.: John, give me your opinion of my essay. 3. F.: ttlt isn't worth two cents. B. M.: t1 know that your opinion isntt worth two cents but I'd like to have it just the same. A. B. Un Historyh wand when Napoleon was horn he was still small? ' Miss Smith: What kind of rifles have been invented lately? K. D.: Self exploding. The Joke Editor for 1929 wishes to say that he realizes the amount of work which has been placed upon his shoulders. He shall endeavor, with the hearty co-operation of the rest of the High School, to keep up the standard of humor which has. been set by his predecessors. Brunswick Music Shop Pianos Phunographs Records Sheet Music Musical Instruments ' Music Rolls Opp. Depot Phone 1886 Rutland, Vt. CROSLEY and AMRAD RADIOS RADIO AND AUTO BATTERIES CHARGED. J. T I L L B E R G, 9 East Street Phone 114-12