Proctor High School - Proctorian Yearbook (Proctor, VT)

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THE SUTHERLAND 27 Miss Smith-o'What is one beneiit derived from county courts ? B. niooWho hadtft been listeningoouThe County Fair. 2t t It . Mrs. Hoyt in part singing: uDonot be afraid to make a. mistake, tenors, all great musicians were made by mistake. a: i! a: Miss SmithouTl'y it. Joe. there is no such word as can't. Joe Dupreyoq cannot, than. t I: :k H. I-I.f The1'e has been a song set to music 'Under the Greenwood Tree.' a: t It CALCULATION. Hayesfo'At the rate of 1,4 of 194 interest on the amount of 10 cents how much would I owe Kallio after 3 days ? SalmioooYouH have to figure that with a microscope. $ $ t TeacherouWho was Erasmus ? A. B.o'oHe was born a. Dutchman by birth. t t t Teacher- What can you tell me about Rustum ? L. L.- He couldnot sleep so he thought he would wake up. as a: 1: Miss ReedoooPut that gum in the can, Joe. Joe Drivvhere is your car?

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26 THE SUTHERLAND mfhe Red and Whitet- Youl' joke department is fine. The Clarion - Your literary section is good. 1' ii: 1: AS OTHERS SEE US. uThe Academy Bell ?- You have very good cuts and exchanges. The Clarion - You have a fine literary department. The class jokes were good but the joke department seemed rather small. uTho Red and White -- You have some very good poets in your school, but why not a few more editorials? Don't you think your paper would be improved if the print were larger and it would be easier to read if the paper were not so smooth? Your Joke Depart- ment is very original.

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28 THE SUTHERLAND HEARD IN FRENCH CLASS. Mrs. T.- What does oMal de M81 n1ean?'o B. 0.o Bad mother. I: 1: 1: Mrs. HaywooEverybody stand on the last verse. II It 1i R. 2. When sole of shoe came offjoo'l got my foot caught in English class and ripped the soul tsoleo right out of me. c o 1: Mrs. Taffs in French IV: What is the French word for lady ? Bertie Ba-yDame. Mrs. Tafst- What article goes with it ? B. B.o Masculine. t t '3 Miss Sanborn- What is the meaning of Hades ? Buzzy -' I'he lower world. Miss S.omWho lives there? Buzzy o The dead. a- t it Mr. Luddingtono'olf you were on second base and a fielder threw the ball to you, what would you do with it ? Kallioo'oCatch it. II: II! it FROM THE MJDGET Teacher uName later improvements which have helped country life. B. C.o Rat Poison. I $ I E. F.o Do you know Fat Burns? N. S.o No. E. RooPut some on the fire and see.