Princeton University - Nassau Herald Yearbook (Princeton, NJ)

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Waslzingt01'1i's B ivfthday Ovation ing the fact that he had missed his breakfast. Nose blue, ears red, goloshes unbuckled, he got there 'just in time to have St. Peter slam the door in his face. I'm going to tell you what he said, not what you expect. I-Ie sat down, looked wistfully around and growled Petered Out! One of Washington's most likeable gifts was his power of ready' retort. You probably heard of his dog Talleyrand? Well, one day he entered the executive office and discovered the dog had eaten up a constitutional amendment which he had carelessly left on his desk. Oh , he exclaimed, Talley- rand knew it was doggerel! Frank Brewer was the victim of a ready retort from his janitress. Iust before Christmas a spray of mistletoe fell into his hands and he hung it on the chandelier above the table in his room. The next morning Eva Tanguay Booth, his janitress, tapped on the door. Come in , said Brew. Good morning sir' she said. You've been sweeping dirt under that table all year, wish you'd clean it up. Oh, I'm always willing to clean your room up but, Mr. Brewer, you'll have to take down that mistletoe. Now just before dinner. First in war, first in a fight, and iirst in the hearts of his countrymen. Let us turn from the blaze of judge jones' present glory to the time before his genius caused the universe to pause in stupefaction. You can see the half amused smile with which he regards anyone who attempts to kid him. Well as this hero of our Race Riots was walking the streets of New York one day, making friends, a weazened and tattered little woman in front of him dropped her pocket book. Judge gallantly picked it up when she turned, grabbed it and screamed I caught you that time, you little villain. I think I have done pretty well by the father of our country even if I have shown that he is not entirely alone in his class, but I must confess that although George's truthful spirit presided at the forging of this Anvil Chorus jules Verne's and Baron lVIunchausen's were also present. Now if any of my friends want to see me, I regret to an- nounce that I'm leaving town for a considerable period but Ned 17

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CLASS DAY COMMITTEE

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The Nassau H erald White has offered to answer any complaints through the in- tricate machinery of the Prince. However, if this artful genius can not give satisfaction come around to me and I will endeavor to pacify you by whispering a story on Tom Welch to you, behind closed doors. 18