Princeton High School - Panther Yearbook (Princeton, TX)

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Mrs. Smith: Jimmy, who was Anne Boleyn? Jimmy Gantt: NShe was a flatiron.H Mrs. Smith: nwhat do you mean?H Jimmy Gantt: Hwell, our history book says that Henry, having disposed of Catherine, pressed his - suit with Anne Boleyn.n Neighbor: JL heard Y9Q.19is1 bawiing last night- Mr. Rogers: NYes,'after four balls he got his base warmed.n Mrs. Hnddlestona UEvery day we breathe oxygen. What do we breathe at night, Joe Jack?n Joe Jack Gantt: nNight-rogen.H Someone suggested that Foy and Roy Myers change places in English to see if Mr. Huddleston could tell them apart. Roy spoke up, nNo, I make the best grades. I'm afraid he would give them to Foy.n After giving a test in Commercial Math class, Mr. Peterman said, nNow, if I only had these graded, I would be happy. Helen fanything to get a passing grad J Douglas said, UI will grade them if I can grade th m as please.n WThat is the way I would want you to grade them,n re- sponded Mr. Peterman. Helen looked around over the room, HA hundred will be a quarter.n Percy Phillips fwhile returning his report card with a HGH on it, to Mrs. Littrelll said, ULet's try to do better next time, Mrs. Littrell.n Mrs. Ball: WC. L., name an organ of the body.n C. L. McGraw: NTeeth.H Mrs. Ball: nTeeth? what kind of an organ would teeth be? C. L. McGraw: WGrind organ.N

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Jack Harvella I noticed you got up and gave your seat on the bus to Hrs. Smith the other day. Junior Bryant: Since childhood, I have respected a woman with a strap in her hand. In science class one day, Mrs. Huddleston remarked, Don't ever say azqthing is impossible. Johnnie Phillips asked, 'Do you think it would be impos- sible f0I' me to fly like Superman? Mr. Rogers: Gerald, please describe a cow. Gerald Ellis: Well, a cow is an animal with four stander- uppers, four hanger-downers, two hookers, and a swisher. Mrs. Ball: Ladell, what is your favorite flower? Ladell Strickland: Chrysanthmum. Mrs. Ball: Spell Chrysanthmumd' Ladell Strickland: I've changed nv mind, roses are W favorite. Mrs. Harlow: Gene, name five things that contain milk. Gene Duncan: Butter, ice cream, cheese, and two cows. Do you remember--- When Joe Jones had his head out of a book? When Mr. Peterman didn't want a cup of coffee? When Mr. Rogers sneezed at his Christmas present? When Eldon Donihoo didn' t have a witty answer? When Joyce Lawson didn't have a well prepared lesson?