Princeton Day School - Link Yearbook (Princeton, NJ)

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n Qi v Harriet Sharlin 28- '-1-T' Dr. Flamingo, lcnown for her Psyeliopharlna- cology of Spiderphobia, has recently dug an oasis for failing Flaniingoes. An expert in feather tits, Dr. Flamingo stresses tail spreads and claw- wing bends. As one of the former nienihers ol' the Flaming Flaniingoes, she intends to use eastanets to help her patients have better vibra- tions. With her canine associate, Steplienvxolf, she employs the Rareshock Treatinent to relieve repressions, the main cause oi feather tits. Successful completion of her studies will lead to the extinction of flaniingo flutters. Moral: Birds of a feather fit together. 53

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There was an otter, sleek and brown, who lived in the rocks beside the sea. The otter had many otter-friends and they spent their days playing games, sliding, and swimming. This otter was more curious than his Companions and, one day, spying a large Walrus sunning himself nearby, decided to investigate this odd Creature. He ambled over in a long-bodied fashion. The Walrus eyed him for a While, then, raising his bewhiskered muzzle, uttered a startling WOOF! The otter streaked back to his little cave in the rocks and, after- ward, stayed close to home. Moral: Contented otters should concentrate on their mudslides, rather than walruses. Randy Martin

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Calvin johnson One year a very wide bear appeared in the forest. Reputedly, he was one of the last of the dancing bears and specialized in pirouettes which he was continually executing between the trees. At first, the other ani- mals did not notice him: they were concerned with an insidious smog that had somehow developed secretly and was hanging heavily. The bear too had noticed this smog but had simultaneously realized it was an endless cycle 3 problems created pollution created problems so he laughed and celebrated the observation with a double pirouette. One day, the spirit, an influential member of the community, was caught in one of the swirling eddies of air left behind by a particularly ferocious pirouette. A most tumultous ride, remarked the spirit with wonder at the end of his swirl. But the word spread and soon pirouetting became the exhilarating pastime of all the animals in the forest. Even the insidious smog disappeared. Moral: To fight pollution, move air, i. e. , pirouette en masse. 54