Princeton Day School - Link Yearbook (Princeton, NJ)

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There was an otter, sleek and brown, who lived in the rocks beside the sea. The otter had many otter-friends and they spent their days playing games, sliding, and swimming. This otter was more curious than his Companions and, one day, spying a large Walrus sunning himself nearby, decided to investigate this odd Creature. He ambled over in a long-bodied fashion. The Walrus eyed him for a While, then, raising his bewhiskered muzzle, uttered a startling WOOF! The otter streaked back to his little cave in the rocks and, after- ward, stayed close to home. Moral: Contented otters should concentrate on their mudslides, rather than walruses. Randy Martin

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He darted his head out a small crack in the middle of a large creiice in his quarry Nope, no one was around. So he went back into his hideout. Switched -on Bach amplified through 65 speakers, Three huge IBM 300's VflAiiSElE beat. For a Kiwi he was rather intelligent. But Kiwis aren't supposed to do the things he does, They're just supposed to he here--they can't fly away or anything. Well, one day a rnan from Madison Ave. thought that this Kivfi would look good on a shoe polish can. After all, he wasn't just any Kivii, Thus, he became knovsn all over the world. Moral: He who is a statue had better stand still. Bruce Plapinger 4? E' Q 1'1-

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n Qi v Harriet Sharlin 28- '-1-T' Dr. Flamingo, lcnown for her Psyeliopharlna- cology of Spiderphobia, has recently dug an oasis for failing Flaniingoes. An expert in feather tits, Dr. Flamingo stresses tail spreads and claw- wing bends. As one of the former nienihers ol' the Flaming Flaniingoes, she intends to use eastanets to help her patients have better vibra- tions. With her canine associate, Steplienvxolf, she employs the Rareshock Treatinent to relieve repressions, the main cause oi feather tits. Successful completion of her studies will lead to the extinction of flaniingo flutters. Moral: Birds of a feather fit together. 53