Prescott High School - Hassayamper Yearbook (Prescott, AZ)

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eg 3.1b, Senior X-Ray Name Nickname By-Word Hobby I Wants to be Probably will be Mabel Allen Jill My Gracious! Studying Flapper Tom-boy Mary Arntzen Pumpkin Weil- Flirting Bride Chaperon Helen Hangs Pops ls that right? Getting Dates Radio Broadcaster Telephone operator Tillie Blumberg Til 0 Joe! Getting by in English Joe’s boss Fido’s Boss William Bork Guillermo Caramba! Arguing Explorer of planets Guide in Jerome Howard Cornick Speed Hot Dawg! Radio Electrical Engineer Meter reader Arthur Davis Art Huh? Talking Lawyer Liar James Davis Jimmie Sa-a-ay! Formulas Professor Janitor Fred Denny Denny I don’t know Loafing U. S. Senator Hermit Wayne Foster Bones Hu-uh ? Resting Exempt Flunked Sherman Hazeltine Shazeltine Absolutely not! Raving Orator Soap-box talker Joe Heap Heapie A-aw The Badger Golf champion Caddie Frances Hicks Hicksie 0 Bla! Drawing Artist Cartoonist Eugenia Jennings Quena Good Heavens! Sewing Dressmaker Sales woman Hazel Langdon Bush I’ll say! Amer. Prob. Great Insignificant Helen Langdon Plum Good Grief! Eng. Lit. Fast Slow Kenneth McMullen Worm 0 Shoot! Wasting Time Sheik Tailor’s model Robert Martin Carlos Roberta. 0 Heck! The Annual Surgeon Horse doctor l awerence Metcalf Larry Great Scott! Kidding A man A bootlegger Alice Moorman Pigeon 0 Gee! Star Gazing Movie queen School teacher Isabel Morey Izzie Shucks! Being sarcastic Popular Avoided Lillian Munro Minnie-Te-He 0 Goodness! Writing Authoress Book agent Claude Patterson Ramsay By Gum! Dear-hunting Lounge lizard Garbage collector Charles Shaw Chas. Gawd! Shaving Preacher Jazz hound Dann Sherman Whitey Is ’at so? Girls He-vamp Prospector Helen Strom Skinny Really? Typing Millionaire Penny collector Helen Watson Blondy Ye Gods! Making fudge Married Old maid Louise Weil Giggle My Gorsh ! Dancing Missionary Bathing beauty Winifred Widener Winnie 0 Boy! Dreaming Envied Jealous Edith Yeomans Jean Oh, Yes Hiking Healthy Invalid Helen Yeomans Billie I mean— Botany Scientist Governess The Hafisaynmper

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Th« Hiiiajamptr JUNIOR JUDGMENT DAY Still was the study hall, bleak, and cold And all the pupils sleeping sat; At five-to-ten broke forth a light Winged Victory tumbled from her height, The kids awoke, their heads did ache For the night before they had danced till late. A mighty shriek did rend the air As they looked and saw Saint Peter there, They all rushed from their places With sleepy looking faces And into the school yard ran. There they saw Saint Peter Beside an Areola heater He took out a list And suddently said, “Hist!” Taking the kids in an alphabetic way These are the things he went on to say, “Into heaven Albert cannot come Because in geometry he is dumb And on a harp he cannot strum. Bertha Rosenblatt—she won’t do— She likes to dance and car ride too, And cars in heaven are very few. Sally Hall goes with the rest For although she passed the heavenly test, She likes her saxophone the best. William Vaughan takes a downward fare, As for Maricate he does deeply care, And she has already gone down there. All you kids who are left here with me Think you’ll get up to heaven I see But just watch what I do with this key.” So up he got, and led the way. “Now for your sins you all shall pay; You used to laugh at the thought of dooms-day.” He unlocked a large and heavy door And all the kids set up a roar. They saw geometry on wall and floor. He pushed the mob into the room In spite of the way they did rave and fume Their terrible doom— Was to do geometry forever. —LAURA KEAYS, ’26 27