Prescott High School - Eagle Yearbook (Prescott, IA)

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August September October November December January February March April Ma CALENDAR OF EVVNTS 2 3 2 School begins Baseball, Richland there Freshman initiation Baseball, Gravity here Baseball, Stanton here Baseball, Bridgewater here Baseball, Nodaway here Baseball, Stanton here Baseball Sectional Tournament Baseball, Richland here Freshman skating party Junior class play Basketball, Basketball , Basketball , Basketball, Basketball, Basketball, Basketball, Bridgewater here Cromwell here Blockton here Gravity there Conway here Sharpsburg there Clearfield here Thanksgiving vacation Basketball, Basketball, Basketball, Basketball, Basketball, Nodaway there Richland there Bridgewater there Cromwell there Blockton there Creston Junior College Band Concert Sophomore class party Basketball, Shannon City there Christmas party Christmas vacation School resumes Basketball, Conway there Sophomore class party Basketball, Sharpsburg here Waubonsie Conference Tournament Basketball, Clearfield there Basketball, Orient there Basketball, Nodaway here Girls Sectional Tournament Girls Sectional Tournament Basketball, Orient here Junior class party for Kay James High school party for Kay James Basketball, Shannon City here Sophomore party Boys Sectional Tournament Basketball, Richland here Freshman sock hop P T A. Hillbilly Holiday Program Boys District Tournament Career day in Prescott T . Assembly program, Al Bell Music contest at Corning Career day in creeten Senior skip day Senior class play Junior Senior Banquet Music contest at Shelby Baccalaureate Class night Commencement School is out 27 I+ -- Z 12 -- -- 1 P. T. A. Q -- 23-26 2 -- 6 P. T. A. 9 25- 6 30 -- 2 -- 8 P. T. A. 9 -- 13 -- 53 22-23 325 ':- Ll, ..- 7 -- lg -- 1 13 P. T. A. l 15 Basketball, Gravity--here Si 21-30 31 -- 5 E-12 1 -- 2? -- 2 -- 28- 1 ' 1-2 3 ..- 8 12 -- l P. T. A. 1 18- 3 7 0 e 3-7 10 25 P. . A 1+-5 5 P. T. A. 11-12 17-18 25 - 7 3 11 12 13

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HUMOR Get ready to die I'm going to shoot you Why? I've always said I'd shoot anyone who looked 'Do I look like you? Yes 'Then shoot Burglar Victim Burglar Victim Burglar Victim Are you Harold Dillon? , he asked the young man beside in the restaurant N , was the surprised reply nwell, I am he and that is his overcoat you are putting Son, said a Texan to his offspring, I just heard you like E o the coat rack asking that man what state he was from Now, my boy, I want you always to remember this, If a man comes from Texas, he'll tell you, and if he isn't from Texas, there's no need to embarrass him Phyllis Tucker Why did they hang that picture? Dick Crill 'Perhaps they couldnft find the arti Praise is what a person tells you about yourself that you've always suspected Paul C 'Can you stand on your head? Ed S Nope, 1t'e too high W ha Murdock nNow we find that x is equal to zero Dell Grill Geal All that work for nothing n orough grease job including the steering wheel and seatcovers From an ad in a New Jersey Paper 'Visit our clothing departme t can outwit the whole family To say the right thlng at the right time, keep still most of the time A judge once climbed into his dentist's chair, fixed a beady eye on his tormentor, and said, 'Do you solemnly swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing but the tooth? In the gloaming, oh, my darling, when the lights are dim and low That your face is powder painted, how am I, sweetheart to know Twice this month I've had to bundle, Every coat that I possess To the cleaners won't you darling, Love me more and powder less Home is where you scratch a y place that itches Mrs Johnson I've got my husband eating out of my hands Miss Mitchell Saves dishwashing doesn't it? A little girl had been particularly naughty all day, and finally her mother sent her out to bring in a peach tree switch Time elapsed and the child did not return The mother called from the doorway, 'Come at once and bring that switch with you The youngster, her lips puckered and quiveri , came in with her hands behind her back Well, the mother said I could.n't weach the peach twee, then holding out one hand, added, but here's a wock you can frow at ne Marilyn M 'What shall I do? I have water on the knee Doctor Try wearing pumps Mr Bundy Darvey, if you had four dollars and I took two dollars, what would you have? Darvey A grudge against you Artie Miner says, 'the only reason a hen lays egg in the day time is because she's a rooster at night , I1 9 Q O 2. . n :, Il I1 I o O , I! e O n s . O o , . on. ll U1 O : . ' . st. O 0 . n Q . . n l I I From a motor company ad in the Creston News Advertiser: N Th . : ' n . we On i O O O O a 2 0 O .n 'ds I O ng O .: . . . I1 0 O 2 0