Prescott High School - Eagle Yearbook (Prescott, IA)

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Humor Tony' But I don't think I deserve quite a zero on this paper Teacher Neither do I, but it is the lowest marks I can give Mr Murdock What's the fastest growing thing in nature? Pupil A fish, from the time my Dad catches it until our next party Paid Advertisement Dog for Sale Eat anything Fond of Children lr Strickfaden Name the Great Lakes of America Larry lichigan, Superior, Ontario, Erie, and Veronica Jim I heard you struck it rich Rych Yeah I invented s mousetrap Jim Is that so Rych Yeah I took my shoes off and while I was ssbep, two mice crawled in and died Kenney Author Listener Jeanne H Norma T Jeanne H Reldon Carrol Reldon Wayne One spur! Why do you want just one spur? Well, I figure if I can get one side of the horse to go, the other side will come along too This is the plot of my story, A midnight scene two burglars creep toward the house They climb a wall and force a window open They enter the room The clock strikes one fbreathlesslyl Which one?????? My dog is extraordinary What can he do? I ask him what the answer to the problem of two minus two is and he says nothing Where I work Where do you In a bowling little boy ended nAnd please, you can hear a pin drop work? alley his prayer this way Lord, put the vitamins in pie and cake instead of cod liver oil and spinach ' When something stylish quits looking queer, they change it The woman who drives from the back seat is no worse than the man who cooks from the dining room table A girl can live for two months on a good compliment Mother Another bite like that and you will have to leave the table Hungry Boy Another bite like that and I'll be through David Does the giraffe have a sore throat if it gets it's feet wet? Arnold Yes, but not until the following week Once upon a time, there were two sailors, now theres gobs of them Lost One heart in the Service In good condition Cpractically new J Only been used 19 years If found, please return to the heart broken owner, Skip Davis Wanted A blonde girl that hasn't any ties See Danny Brown 0 2 zo n 7 o S. . S. S. . A I 1 e

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