Presbyterian Hospital School of Nursing - Stripes Yearbook (New York, NY)

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hEW'YORg DAY BY DAY This is one articlrJfron the late O. O. McIntyre's column New York Day by Day. With a few changes it bEE5EEE'5pplicable to any one of us. That comic paper bromide about the stud rolling under the dresser hes happened to me. You'd think every time a girl huhted d lost stud all the imps of Satan were turned loosen All one has to do is stoop and pick it up. Whtchl Well, maybe I did stoop too quickly but any girl of sedentary habits is likely to get a hitch in her--ouch- beck. What one should do after 15 is take her stooping in a sort of slow parabC1a. Can you handle that one? An easyhgoing kind of swoop, I mean. Some of the best stoepers I know do their stcoping andante. This seems my day for letting fancy words fly. In the manner of the airliners, I may as well give you my position . Ifm half way down and half way up with a crick in my back right where my bib straps cross. That's where I am! Anybody wanting a snapshot for a kidney pill ad only has to focus the lens on me. Ald Focus at Home. Aside to my biographer: Notice in my moments of greatest agony I get oE'things. But somebody had better come here and straighten me cut, so they had. If anybody cones in suddenly, I'll act as though I'm taking a bowu What low person made that crack about stooping to conquer? With a head-dress of feathers and a cout 05 varnish they might put me out in front of a cigar stm'e fd- an In- dian sigh, Chief Bender. There something snapped. Probably d G. string. New I can move perfectly dandy. Pardon e second while I re- trieve the stud. I'll be only d second. It seems to have rolled a bit. Here I am.on bendedlzwe. Remember that song from the Floradere sextette? nOn Bonded Knee, tum.tum, tee, teef I'm.not e bad alto at that. A shade sour hitting E flat but look at the cigarettes I've smoked in my ting, Going operetic is not finding that

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stud. Button, button, who has the button? Look, I'm playing games. Maybe I'n in my second childhood. There has been talk, The onlv thing is to get my head under this dresser and look around . Just about room enough too for a size 22. The wrinkle new is to be systematic. Go over the floor inch by inch.. No one ever get anywhere in a rush unless you count the fel- low they shoot out of the cannon at the Ringling Circus. Thene I've covered the ground thoroughly. The stud is not here. Don't say any- thing now but something else has happened. I don!t seem able to slide my heed from under here.: A fine thing . Nur so trapped under her own dresser . Donft stand there grinning. Hasn't anybody get a saw? Ring the fire alarm. Send fm' the police. Call the marines. Probably the way to get out is by a quick yank. Yeah, well I nearly unlatched my neck trying that. I'll wobble Q bit. Thatfs no bargain either. I think I'm beginning to swell.. Of all days for everybody to be ext, it would be the day I get my head hooked under the dress- er. Meybe I could tap out a mes- sage to the room.below like niners in a cave. Somewhere I suppose people ere dancing, winebibbing and cracking jokes, Life goes en. But life hasn't meant much to me anyway. So it is just as well. Go on about your worldly pleasures . lim all right. O, I'm perfectly swell. Nothing new for me to be in a fix. Every time I get my head above water somebody swuts it with an oar. Or I get the blamed thing fastened under a hoedus. Out there in the distance are voices. That's likely fever coming on. The way I'm cramped up, I can't even get rn' hand to my hexd to see how hot it is. No, someonefs laughing. They are lifting the dresser end. Free at lest. I wonft tell how it hap- pened. The stud there in the nid- dle of the floor makes it ridicu- lous. D. Goold Cwith apologies to O. O. Melntyrej