Presbyterian Hospital School of Nursing - Stripes Yearbook (New York, NY)

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WHAT THE STRIPES ARE READING Sfruggles of rhe Pioneers ,,., The Greal . ,,,..,,,, ,, , The Lighf fha? Failed ,,,,. ... Much Ado abour Norhing.. Journey's End .,......,,,A,.,,,,,,,, The Lasf Round Up ,,,,,,.,...,. The Divine Comedy .......,. Flame ol Life ,.,,.........,.. God's Liflle Acre ..A,,,...,, The Way of All Flesh a.,,a,.,. The Old Wives' lale .,,,,. A Farewell lo Arms .,,.,,.., The Dance of Life ..,,,,,,, ,,,,, Againsl Ihe Grain ,,,,,A.,,,,,,,,, Beyond Good and Evil ,....,.. Ah Wilderness ...,,,,,,,,,,,, Casuals of Ihe Sea ,,,,,,s,,,,,, Travels of Marco Polo .,..s,.,., Les Miserables .,,.,,A,,Y,,,,,,,,,A All's Well fhal Ends Wells The Old Soak ...,s...,,,,ss,,,,,,,,,, True Slory ,,,,,,s,,,,,,,,,,,,, For+i+ude ,,,,,,,,,,,,s,,,,,,,,,s4, Norlh +o 'rhe Orienr ...s.,s Good Housekeeping ..,,. Call of 'rhe Wild .,........ I-lunger Fighlers ,,,AY,,,,,,,,,,,., Dame Care .s.,.,,.,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,s, BeH'er Homes and Gardens .....,s,, Travels Wifh a Donkey .,..,.,. Song of Songs ,.,,,,,,,,,,,,ss,,,,,, Ancienl' Man ,,,,,s,,,,,,,,,,,A,,,,, The Human Body ,,,,,,A,,,,AA,,,,A lO0,000,000 Guinea Pigs ..., A Triology - Paradise Found ,.........,,. Danl'e's Inferno s,s...s,,,,.,, Sfrange Inferlude ..,,,,..., Sludenl' Prinls Alexander When Taking a shower Inspeclion School olilice I2:35 A. M. Sunday Vesper service on 'rhe wards Miss Rogers Our roof in July Four Iare passes in one week Books don'I walk J Wesl I68lh Slreel in winler Case sludies Infirmary K Easl Our bafhing suils Dufy in The Eye lnslilufe The probies Training Dr. Sloan Miss Eliol Miss I-lousfon Bard Hall Miss Vanderbill Nighl duly in Babies' Hospilal Miss LovaH Mrs. Coslello Miss Baird Our elevalor Page operalor Dr. Roger's lab Mrs. Chase The Fall crop of probies Henry Slreel Willard Parker The Bobbsey Twins in +he Big Cily ,,,,..,,,,,, February Hill .,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Befler Lell' Unsaid ,,,,,,,.,,,,,,,. Shipmales Forever ...... Innocence Abroad ....,,,.. Charlie Chan Abroad ........, Now in November .,..,....,,.... Mufiny on Ihe Bounfy ,,,,,,,,,, Rendezvous ..,.,.,,...,,.....,,,..... Why We Behave Like Hum an Beings ..,,,..,,, Bloomingdale D. and E. Henderson Regenls Gyn Muller and Murfagh V. Bankaul Miss Wells Cream puffs and scallops There's a mouse in lhe house The Alps Miss Young

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A SENIOR IN RETROSPECT Time, oh lime, Turn back in your llighl, Make me a Probe again, iusl for ronighll Cvive me Ihal' lamp 'Io hold in my hand- l held il in dreams, Then-you undersland. The worId's second lady 'lwas deslined I'd be- Or so I believed back lhere in '33. A spolless gray uniform wilhoul' any bib, No cap al an angle unbecorning my head. My place in 'Ihe elevalor close lo lhe door, 'Twas noble lo Iel lhem all gel on before. I dreamed of 'rhe days when a head nurse I'd be. Ur healing Ihe siclc in a foreign counlry, Id die lor my counlry-my flag-my school, And go up 'Io I-Ieaven-Ihe ages Io rulel Bur now I'm a Senior and everylhing's wrongl My unilorm's ragged, my hair is loo long, My finishing dale is a mylhical Ihing, I lorgel how 'ro smile-I never did sing, And if I should linish, l'm sure Ihere would be Nol a Ihing bul Ihose REGEIXITS awailing lor mel II's loo hor in Africa lor war and lor slrile, Il I heard a gun pop, I'd run lor my lilel II's really guile hopeless-you all will agree, This is lhe queslion-WhaI's Ihe maller wilh me?

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THINGS l HAVE NEVER DONE I. Signed in aT 3 A. M. 2. Worn eye shadow on duTy. 3. Harmonized aT prayers. 4. Roller-slcaTed Through The Tunnel. 5. STepped in The elevaTor in TronT oT Miss Young. 6. Called a cerTain person l-lughie To his Tace. 7. Chewed gum while giving The school oTTIce reporT. 8. Goose-sTepped ouT oT prayers. 9. Worn my cap baclc To TronT. IO. SlepT more Than one whole nighT on nighT cluTy, LITTLE AUDREY- I.-goT downsTairs To brealcTasT aT quarTer oT seven and Tound herselT aT The end oT a long line of probies-and she laughed and laughed because she knew she wouldn'T be able To geT To prayers. 2.-wenT To Sing Sing and saw a prisoner pass by in uniTormeand she laughed and laughed because she knew The' sTripes ran The wrong way. 3.-wenT To The nursery in Sloane and when she saw The rows of cribs, five babies To a row, she laughed and laughed because she lcnew she couldn'T carry more Than Tive babies aT a Time. BONERS WhaTsouTl1erner broughl' a paTienT a looking glass insTead oT The Daily Mirror? One of us deTined phoTophobia as Tear oT having your picTure Talzen. And Then There was Miss ETTiciency who demanded a pass Trom a perTecTly harmless priesT. WlwaT Senior in The O.R. leTT The operaTing scene To aslf Miss Langmere Tor a dozen Kalinslcys and discovered The message she was To deliver was. Cancel nexT op. ? Maybe she ThoughT iT a new clamp. Three years ago in PracTical Nursing Miss ElioT asked if anyone had done anyThing new and sFarTling. One young lady remembered geTTIng a paTienT in a wheel chair and exclaimed, Oh, yes, l dressed a man Today.