Presbyterian Hospital School of Nursing - Stripes Yearbook (New York, NY)

Text from Pages 1 - 52 of the 1936 volume:

O. ,px . 4 A T...M,, . fi, gn . , TRIPES , . THE PRESBYTERIAN HOSPITAL IN THE CITY OF NEW YORK 1936 .ES V N This TirsT ediTion oT a year book from The School ol: Nursing oT The PresbyTerian l-lospiTal, The class OT I936 has endeavored To presenT a cross secTion of The life we have spenT here-a joyous, Triendly, well-spenT liTe Tinged wiTh seriousness and sinceriTy. On These pages we have picTured our pleasures and achievemenTs wiTh The hope ThaT This record will Turnish a souvenir OT our sTudenT career. If in laTer years, when memories have been dimmed, and remembrances have Taded, This boolc recalls once more The Taces oT old comrades, and helps us To live again The ioys and TribulaTions we once experienced aT Maxwell I-lall, Then our aim will have been accomplished. De-an Sage, President of llzc Preslvyteriarr Hospital Honorary llflcnzbsr of the Class of 1936 AS a lolcen of our lwiglw esleem and respect and in appreciafion for llie splendid guidance and loyal Coe operalion given us Jrlwrouglnoul our sluclenl nursing career, we, Jrlwe class of IQ36, dedicale 'rlwis firsl year boolc 'ro our Direclor-Miss l-lelen Young. QM!! , , . - , .. in 4, I m: -4 ' ,.. .,,. QTVR o I I 1 Y L E V Anna C. Maxn'ell Hall, School of Nursing Residence We wish lo exlend our lweerliesf +l'1anlcs Jro Miss Dorollriy Rogers and Miss Manola Phillips for 'rlieir gener- ous cooperalion and guidance in making Maxwell l-lall a Home 'ro be long remembered. Front Door of Presbyterian Hospital Analomy and Physiology .,.,,, .. ...William M. Rogers, B.S., Bacleriology .. .. ,,.,. . ..,.. .,,, . Frederick B, Humphreys, Ph.D. Chemislry .. .. . . . . . Personal Hygiene.. Physical Educalion .. .... . .. Public Saniiafion... .... ,......, . .. .. . .. Nulririon and Cookery ,,,,,.,,,,,, . Elemenlary Malaria Medica . .. . Erhics of Nursin g ,,,,. ,,.....,..., . Elemenlary Nursing ,,,,,.,,,,,,,, .. Hospilal Housekeeping ,..,.,,.,.,,. .,,. . Eiemenlary Bandaging ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,..,A.,,,,,,., ,,., Principles of Elemeniary Massage ,,,,,,,, .. Elhics of Nursing ......... Elemenls ol Palhology. Elemenls of Psychologyiiiiiiiii .,., Medical Nursing.. .. Surgical Nursing ,.,. Praclical Nursing ,,,,,,,, Maleria Medica ..c,, Dierolherapy ..,.,, Social Service ,,,,,,, Elhics ol: Nursing .,,, Surgical Special+ies:- Gynocology ..,,,,.,.,....,,.......,.......,.,.,.,.. Urology ,,,,....,,,...,,,,,,.. ll- . .....l.-ll-1' FACULTY PROBATIONER TERM Ph.D . M.D . Mary Houslon, B.A., R.N Manola Phillips, B.S., M.A ,Manola Phillips, B.S., Mfx. ..Mary Houslon, BA., R.N. . M.S. Louise Slephenson, BS. .Mary Houslon , B.A., R.N. . R.N. .,.,,, .Helen Young ......Margarel Eliol . ,,,, Florence Vanderbill . R.N. , R.N. Florence Vanderbilt R.N. . . ,,,,,, ..Ma'l'hea A. Boxelh FRESHMAN TERM Helen Young, R.N. ..Charles Flood, M.D. ......Mary Houslon, BA., R.N. ...David D. Moore, AB. ......Lawrence Sloan , M.D. , M.D. .................Margare+ Elior, R.N. ' M D .David Seegal, . . .............Louise Srephenson, B.S., M.S. .........Mary Taylor JUNIOR TERM Helen Young, R.N. Charles E, Caverly, AB., M.D. George Winlhrop Fish, AB., B.S., A.M., M.D. Operaling Room Technique ,... .,,........... L ouise Chrislman, R.N. Anaeglhesia Y,,.V,.V,,.,,,,,,, ,,,, ,,,,, ,,,,,,,,,., . ..,,.. A n n e Penland, R.N. Communicable Diseases ..,..,..,.,,,,..,, ...Srarl ol Willard Parker Hospilal Diseases of Ear, Nose, Ophlhomology ,,,...,,,,.,..,.,.,,.,.,,,.,..................... and Throai, James W. Babcock, l.i++.B., A.M., M.D. .Maynard Wheeler, M.D. Pgyclmalry ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,.,,,,,,.,,,, l rville McKinnon, M.D. Hislory of Nursing... ..,.. ......,. ...... . . .. .. ...Eleanor Lee, BA.. R.N. Praclical Nursing ......... .......................... . .. . Margarel EliO'f, R.N- Obslelrics . Peclialrics... . .......... Professional Problems.. .... .. SENIOR TERM l.o'rlie Morrison, R.N., and Aliending Obsleiricians oi Sloane Hospilal .Residenl House Doclor of Babies Hospilal ...Leclurers from various fields in graduale work: Helen Young, R.N. V Presldenl ...., . Vice-Presldenl . ...... . CLASS ORGANIZATION ,,,,.,Eleanor I-lall .,...,,.Nancy Slevenson Secrelary-Treasurer .A,,,,. Jane B. Wilson YEAR BOOK STAFF Edilorfin-Chief , ,,,,,, ,,,,,,,,., ,,,, ,,,..,.,,. , ,,,,,,...,,,,,,,,, E m ma E. Kaiser Pholography , . ,A,,,,,, ,, ,,,,,,,.,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Mary Ellen Van l-lorn Senior Class Edilors ,,,, ,,,,,,,,, E lizabeflm Price and Jane B. Wilson Club Edilor .. .A,.., ,,,,,,.,,,,,,,,,,,,,..,,,,,,,,,,,,,, C lwarlolle Kerr Arr Edllors ,,,, ,,Alba lregui and Ivy Taylor I-lumor Edilor ,,,,,, ,,,,.,,,.,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,.,,,,, D orollwea Glnclele Special Arllcles, ,, , ,,EdwIna Mead: Wallra Willis, Ilse Sandman AJ:'Y WI. HEAD s 6 9- .1 Q - ,A-' R ' fl .fffff f-i ., 1 v .- -- --- A-.1 -' ' :.n. ..f 5 is ff fx , 4 . As.. .YT - 6 - ' ' 1 fr V ' .lx -X . 4. 'f 'ii wx-L WK . , if .AS g1,,:5z X .- -.Ek W ., Ks' lfxm XT 1 -, -11Mii'!fLis. LriwfiI'l1u.... MQ- ---Swv' '- , 351 ' ',, l HELEN ELIZABETH CREGIER FAULNNE CLAY CHRYSTNE, BA. Presideni' of Class, '33 Sfudenf Prinfs Sfaff, '34 ADELAIDE BEATRNCE CROCKER, B VIce-Presids-nf of Class, '34 Finals, Tennis Tournamenf, '35 ELMA CARLOTTA CLARK, A.B. Assisianf Treasurer of Class, '34 Sfudeni' Prinfs Sfaff, '34 CYNTHIA AULDALINE DAUCH, BA MARGARET ELLINOR CORDES Dramailc Club Sfudenf Governrnenf Civic Chairman 35 JUUA LWING,-STON DELAFIELE MAPY ALNNE FAURE Fcwrurr' .IOSEPHHAJE CORNELIA DE WTC ETP-JEL VV?-HTNVOOD FLINVJ MARGAPET ALBERTA EBY, 5.5. Fcrum ETH AUGUSTA FEHRMANN Fofur Drammavi-: Cub 1 W 5' ,rg ,I .fx' T 1 ' , 5' 2' .xiii S ,f , .Y,f 'I I Eff X , XXT X f-S , j, 5 - gi A ,M wily,--f,1'w ,,- '? jig -- gf, 4-2,- Nin- ii.- I . 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'33 Fresfdew' :Or C555 '34 Deb-gme Na'IA:naN L-Eaaue nf Nm-sIng Educfaiion Cows-nrY1:Nrw President Sfuden? Governrrenf, '35 Cwairfan, Sfuder' Cf:ufwciW '35 ANNA TPNFON KFZAITCHEVA, 5.5. Fc 'LV' ELSA MAC RAE Fonyvt S NL lu N-Al 4 I 3 I ,,- v . .,-ay, ,Y Q5- .RQ- 55. 1 , fav P7 V30- fx gl ,Bild AJw ,.if- 5, I di' I ' ' ' , qv Fig' I Sid ' ,NEW V gxxfx N 'X li ' f15'fz:X , il'lulm A --- -- Iillmgg ' g m-, V MILDRED MARY MURTAGH SPACE Mx'-NPVE MAKOVSKY Forum Drgrrallc Club RUTH CATHEFIHIE NAGEL Forum EDWIIA-lA WNNTER MEAD Veer Book Commifiee NANCY NIGHTHXJGALE Forum Dramafuc Club LUCIA HOURIET MULLER HELEN FRANCES PETTIT Business Manger, Smdenf Print Secreiary-Treasurer Drrrafic Ciuk: Forum Year 5511? Cw:'v'r-'Eff-35 ILSE CHARLOTTE SANDMANFJ Sfudeni Pr-Irvs Sm? '34 '35 Cra feH1: Club Fofum Year Stal Cnmfrife-2 EUZAEETH HALL PCUCE Dfarrai: C143 P: W. MARY PUGL-1 SCOTT MAYGAPET LOQISE 5:'r f,F f': a ': C Q: EMNLY POSTED SWMfv1O JS ffm' J as K 7 f' 1' ff 33 1 ly I v- -. u 1 , 53' si-3 Q' A sa V' e i YZ u '49 AQ. i in .Sn 1 335 i 1. hx f? ' V. 5 T. . 'K- F' I.: s F X .. , 7. 1712 1 1- if ' ' 9 ' - I ,,-Q in '- A 4. , Q - jf a I' 'V ,vs X A 'lbw -+ X X 5 4 , - Lat, - X Q, - Y ' 1 f'.fg-:cg X L . 17 xl 5, .3 r w L ' A ,x .In 3.4 2 ' -. i - ' :jr lx r - :FA : 1 'I . . . . A N14 4..- L J ,S T 5 fi. , K is I ' gji: K' Ie- ,... . N- , , Y - 'QUN Q-6 I S f-5' i , . --., 12,7 ' XE. sfesiiwfib .zihgsr f JEAN WALKER, BA. Secretary of Class, '34 Sludenl' Prinls Shall. '34 '35 Tennis Champion, '35 NANCY PONTON STEVENSON, BA Sludenl' Prlnls Sfafl, '34 Vice-Presldenr of Class, '35 ELIZABETH ROBERTA WI-ELAN PUTH TUCKEY, A.B, Secretary of Class. Treasurer ol Forum, '34 Fra-sidenl' of Forum, '35 Quarierly Pepcrler, '35 '33 JANE BOGGESS WILSON Treasurer of Class '35 Clwalrman, Red Cross Drive, '34 Year Book Commillee MARY ELLEN VAN HGRN Forum Year Ecol: Commiflee 'Hn ::A -x fr' C A ..1D:, ,H VA f ELL.:w+ L: p.. .. -1 X 4 , Y xx , 6- ls4 4' 1 5 2 5' xx f I ., ,, , W Y i , Ye , V wa 7 5 Alib- I 1 an a. .ij 1- vw-vw.5 ERE EDMDLNS V' 3927: .Vie :wftew 5119 F f . I WA '. ' 2-aela'-3, I.-2.4. Y:-'P S'a'f4 Y P -Y ' f V C'i'.i 'f' ff . L -- X' , f I , . ' , ,f-5' - is ,,., -. w - A A if' ' ,j -1. ' . ' 1 41459 'Wx' -- ----- ,Mi I, N14 Pu. 2-:W DMZ - .i 1' 1 'Ez ff f V T' . I X! 5' fg Qi A-E LUCY HENRIETTA GREGORY Forum ELSNE FISCHER IRMA RUTH HELLINGEP MARY ELEANOR FOSTER DOROTHY MPN' HENDERSON JEAN VJHITVJEY GORDON Assfsranf Treasurer of Class J x A N 5 K x N -is f..,. ka X J? x vp , 113' , 'f A 'lb-3 Nia. X ,ff-Y 'Ann ,a 8 2- -43 Ml 4? N - , 3 ' XM- - .. ' if Y ,-- I ,fl NF 7 , f' , ' W ' 1 1 R X , y I ' Q 'X f' Z , :'2f3':-- Y , . 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And lhen lhere broke aboul lheir heads lhe slorm ol exams, and aboul hall lhe number ol lhe mullilude deparled lrom lheir midsl. The remainder were slriped blue and while, and had while caps lo lheir heads, and were swollen wilh pride. And lhey did lhal which would make lhem rich, lo wil, a hurdygurdy, and a car- nival, and lhe hosl drew near and paid shekkels lo make merry wilhin lhese walls, and one named Kaiser did run lhese evenls and ol lhem did make a huge success. Wilhin lhe lime ol lhese damsels il did happen lhal lhere was conceived lhe yearbook,- lhe newspaper called Sludenl Prinls , and a welcoming ceremony lor lhose who should come aller lhem. and a new and beller Forum. To lheir zeal was all lhis due, so lhal lheir name shall be remembered as lhe beginning ol a new era. And lhey did reorganize lhe panlries, so lhal now lhe Seniors drink milk and a clean and wholesome kilchen is delivered up lo lhe nexl class. And lhere came inlo being a lending library conceived by Charlolle Kerr and May Broomhead lhal did make money and improved lhe cullure ol lhe inhabilanls. And Mary Ludes said unlo lhem, lhou shall have an aclive and inleresling Sludenl Governmenl, and her words were borne oul, and under her sway lhe organ- izalion did lhrive and progress, and il did pass lo lhe able hands ol Charlolle Kerr in lhe winler ol lhe year. And one nighl lhere appeared belore lheir wondering eyes lhe Senior skils, and lhere did pass in lronl ol lhem lhe lrials and lribulalions ol a sludenl nurse, running lhe garnul lrom wailress lo a denizen ol lhe nighl called Quinn, and Tarzan l-lall did play a noble parl in lhese dramas. And il came lo pass in lhe lasl days lhal lhese damsels wenl oul lrom Maxwell Hall, and were blessed by Miss Young and Mr. Dean Sage, and were no more seen in black hose, lor lhey had embarked on lhe gardenia lrail, and may lhe world go well wilh lhem. Amen. W. WILLIS. WiTh The esTablishmenT oT PresbyTerian l'-lospiTal aT l68Th STreeT, a new inTeresT was developed in sTudenT acTiviTies. The TirsT aTTempT made was To organize a program oT physical educaTion. The swimming pool and The play room oTTered a wonderTul opporTuniTy To make This pos- sible. IT was decided ThaT raTher Than begin wiTh The presenT sTudenTs iT would be wiser To iniTiaTe each probaTioner wiTh The plans. Thus was developed The organized rouTine oT Two hours weekly spenT in some physical acTiviTy in Time on duTy Tor The probies. This was accomplished in various ways: wiTh The use of The swimming pool, organized games in The play room, and walks when weaTher permiTTed To places OT inTeresT in The communiTy To acquainT The sTudenTs wiTh The possibiliTies oTTered in New York CiTy. ATTer The preliminary Term, sporTs were To be opTional, buT iT was hoped ThaT enThusiasm would be sTimulaTed enough in The necessiTy of physical acTiviTy Tor nurses. This hope was realized wiTh The compleTion of The Tennis courTs in The hospiTal garden, Each summer Tennis TournamenTs heighTen The inTeresT in This popular game. STUDENT ACTIVITY I N Now The sTudenTs have branched oTT inTo various Tields, and have Taken a renewed inTeresT in The sporTs They were inTeresTed in beTore They came inTo Training, namely, horseback riding, golT, ice skaTing and roller skaTing, and skiing. The Palisades and The newly acquired Cook esTaTe in PorTchesTer wiTh iTs Tireplace offer a wonderTul opporTuniTy Tor ThaT sTeak or poTaTo so necessary on a picnic. Many happy excursions have been made To These places. Rapidly new ideas were born To TurTher The cause, and The DrannaTic Club came inTo being. Following This aTTer a Time was born The Forum and The STudenT PrinTs, and a Lending Library. Now The organizaTions in The hall olzfer a wide varieiy oT ideas Tor anyone TalenTed or inTeresTed. ln June, l933, To prove Thai' nurses were more Than nurses, a handycraTT exhibiT was developed in one day, and displayed on Alumni Day. IT was such a success ThaT now The l-lobby Show is a regular TeaTure oT Alumni Day, coming The day aTTer grad- uaTion each year. To aid The culTure and comTor-T of Those living in Maxwell l-lall, Tea was served each Wednesday aTTernoon Trom Three To Tive. This evenT was sTarTed in The Spring OT l933, using The new class OT February '36 Tor The experimenT, and This TradiTion has been handed down To each succeeding class. Three ProbaTioners acT as hosTesses and all The sTudenTs look forward To Tea Time, Tor iT brings Them closer TogeTher socially and culTurallv. The new class oT February '36 conceived The idea oT The Big SisTer, namely. To selecT one person oT The incoming class as Their l.iT-Tle SisTer, and help Them over The TirsT diTTiculTies and Trials oT Their new liTe. A parly was given Tor Them and aided in The accomplishrnenT oT This idea. Two years laTer iT was decided To hand This Task over To The Senior class, Tor wiTh Their wider knowledge in all Things They were beTTer suiTed To help Their l.iTTle SisTers. Through These acTiviTies we are endeavoring To prove ThaT nurses are more Than nurses. E. KAISER. Tl-IE STUDENT GOVERNMENT ASSOCIATION OFFICERS F'residenT-Ivlary Ludes lsT Vice-PresidenT-CharloTTe Kerr 2nd Vice-PresidenT-Kay Edwards SecreTary-Treasurer-I.. Tiemeyer The STudenT GovernrnenT is composed oT all sTudenTs who have been admiTTed To The School oT Nursing. AlThough membership is compulsory, we like To Teel ThaT iT is each sTudenT's desire To uphold The honor sysTem, and help promoTe plans Tor The advancemenT oT sTudenT acTiviTy. During The pasT year The associaTion has senT represenTaTives To convenTions OT naTional and sTaTe nurses' associaTions, planned a welcoming ceremony Tor The probaTioners The day They become members oT The school: held monThly social evenTs Tor residenTs oT Maxwell l-lall and Their Triends: sponsored a lending library, and has Taken an acTive parT in The orqanizaTion oT The STudenT Nurses Forum in GreaTer New Yorlc. We can be proud oT The Tacl ThaT we have The privilege OT self- governmenT, and hope we will always be worThy oT ThaT TrusT. MARY LUDES. -1,-3: 1'-2 :L -A -.-1 ' A .P-1-r mf, ,Q 64-- T' r W A , 'kF i A-3 'si' 'T 1 .771 J., +-4.- vga ' x . .,,. +514 V . .433 I A, -+YI- A. ' -4 +15 JJ ' 'ht' Y 'X X . fy: x ga DRAMATIC CLUB The Dramalic Club was organized in l928 wilh lhe purpose oi providing an oppodunily for all fhose inreresred lo show any zlre- maric abiliry as well as giving enferlainmenr for olhers. Since rhal' lime rhe club has been acrive nol' only in producing plays. buf also in sponsoring orher social evenrs. The Chrisrrnac parry which follows rhe carol pracrice every year is arranged by rho club. The enrerrainmenr has included lableaux depic+ing scenes ol 'rhe Chrisrmas sfory, slcerches from The Bird's Chrisrmas Carol, dramarizarion of The Orher Wise Man, and a play enlilled Where Lies 'lhe Child. Among rhe plays given have been The Rehearsal, Children of 'l'he Moon, So This ls London, and lhe uniorgelrable Wha+ Price Anceslorsf' wirh M. Keirh as Bob, fhe handsome hero, and E. Ruppe as Mandy, lhe colored mamr-ny: also i'Our Aunl' from California, wilh E, Kaiser, E. Price, and N. Nighringale. and The Slepmolherf' wilh E. l-lall as Perkins, 'rhe English burler. One of lhe oursranding evenls of I934 was lhe minsrrel show virh irs variery ol +alen'r, and above all wirh Miss Phillips as rhe lronr hal? of Dobbin, 'rhe old grey mare. The club would have grear digi- culry in producing all i'l's enlerlainmenl' wilhoul' having Miss Phillip' lo see aboul lighrs and props and many ofher irnporlanl ilerns. Shc is able 'ro produce remarkable rhings from The properly room, and +he club wishes ro lalce lhis opporlunily ro lhanlc her for her un+irirg efforfs and enrhusiasm. Picnics, open house parries, and 'ralenl' nighrs have also been parl' oi lhe year's program sponsored by lhis club. ADA MUTCl-l. l Tl-lE FORUM CLUB The Forum Club is composed of an acrive group of aboul for+y members, meeling bi-monlhly. Hs purposes are +o provide an oppor- lunily for sludenls +o become beller acquainled wirh each olher Through discussion groups, informal Jralks and social hours. and To inspire, inslrucl, and amuse any who wish lo alfend. For lhe pasr year or lwo, lhe Forum has carried a general lheme Jrhrough ils meelings for lhe year: for inslance-lasl year Comparalive Religions were sludied by lhe aid of missionary daughfers in nalive coslumes Telling inlimafe experiences from 'rhe foreign field, and oulside speak- ers, of whom 'rhe mos? nolable was Rufh S+. Denis, who danced as well as Talked To us. This year, having opened wilh a dynamic speak- er from 'rhe League of Nalions, Currenr Evenls have been slressed, and among Them 'rhe presenl popular subiecl of hobbies, apropos of which Dr. Russell gave us lhe lreal oi being lhe firsl 'ro see his remarkably beauliiul new molion picrures in color. Las? spring, fhe Forum sponsored a cabarei, 'rhe proceeds of which were spem' on buying more 'rhan lilly dolls and lilleen har- monicas lo send lo Mrs. Breckenridge of 'rhe Fronfier Nursing Service for dislribulion 'rhis Chrisimas among l'he children in 'rhe mounlains ol Kenlucky. Forum members and friends dressed lhe dolls in The mosl deleclable coslumes and +his fall a beauly show of dolls was held. The Forum feels lorlunale in having as ils facully advisor Miss Williams as successor lo Miss l-louslon. R. TUCKEY. S T Y P 'f- N. 5 L 1 A a Z' we 4 N 1- P L 5, In r 1: S it E ., N M F i 3 :. T STUDENT PRINTS Unique in The annals oT Maxwell I-Iall is STudenT PrinTs, a newspaper ThaT was sTarTed by members oT The class oT '36, and is here To sTay. OriginaTed and chrisTened I-ludson River MonThIy, The inTanT was anxiously waTched by iTs TosTer moThers To see how iT would prosper. Like Jack's beansTaIk, iT grew and grew, unTiI now The subscripTion IisT is nearing The ZOO mark, and The TuTure seems secure. The new name STudenT PrinTs appeared as The resuIT oT a conTesT, and The I-Ienderson Twins may be proud oT Their conTribuTion. The paper has TaiThTulIy chron- icled evenTs oT inTeresT To Maxwell Hall residenTs, and has endeavored To wield a pro- gressive iniluence on sTudenT opinion. The larger parT OT The class ol: '36 has aT one Time or anoTher submiTTed maTerial Tor pubIicaTion, and a reliable group oT conTribuTors is rapidly developing in The succeeding classes. During The pasT six monThs STudenT PrinTs has sTarTed To ex- change papers wiTh oTher hospiTaIs and has Tound These conTacTs inTeresTing and sTimulaTing. STudenT PrinTs is sTiIl adoIescenT and Thinking oT The opporTuniTies ahead oT iT. We are sorry we will have To waTch iT Trom a disTance. IT will be, however, a valuable means oT keeping in conTacT wiTh our school aTTer we leave, and we may always be proud oT iTs concepTion in our group. W. WILLIS. TI'-IE LENDIN6 LIBRARY The Maxwell I-Iall Lending Library opened iTs doors Tor business in November, I935. IT was originaTed by members oT our class To supply The crying need Tor good new books which would be easily available To everyone in The hall. The library is sponsored by The STudenT GovernmenT and The original seIecTion oT TourTeen books was purchased by The STuclenT Government A small renTal Tee Tor books which are borrowed makes possible The addiTion oT new'TicTion and non-TicTion books Trom Time To Time. Many people have generously donaTed books so ThaT The library grew apace Trom The beginning. SeIecTion oT new books is made on The basis oT requesTs Trom members oT The library. A commiTTee chairman, appoinTed by The ExecuTive Council, has charge oT The library, and seIecTs her own assisTanTs. Books are exchanged Twice a week. Miss May Broomhead oT The February secTion oT The class oT I936 was The TirsT chairman, and goT The venTure oTT To a good sTarT. M. KEITI-I. A SONNET The sun upon The drilling cloucls Prinls shadows wide and lar. The lrees alone rellecl ils lighlq As does lhe evening s'rar. On shimmering lake and mighly slream ll shines ils radianl gleam, And draws ils waler from Their source To lorm lhe rain clouds ol remorse. Thus have our lives lhe-se pasl lhree Been inlermillenl ioys and fears. On olher palhs our feel shall lreacl, Al olher lables seek our bread. Bur like The slars, rellecl' The lighl Ol stronger wills lhan ours. l. SANDMAN. years Logic ol logic-lhe maiorily ol lhe I936 class came inlo nursing according lo lhe resull ol a Queslionaire submilled, because lhey wanled lo be nurses: a lew had nolhing else lo do or enough money lo go lo college, and one lmay her spiril live on loreverl came in lo ease sullering humanily. Presbylerian l-lospilal was selecled moslly lor ils repulalion allhough a lew liked the view. Mosl ol lhe class expecls lo conlinue nursing varied lenglhs ol lime aller linish- ing, specializing in Public l-leallh, Obslelrics. Operaling Room, Pedialrics, or Psychia- lric nursing. Eurlher sludy al college won oul by only lwo voles. The yes column included as lheir reasons, lhe desire lo gel a beller posilion, lo gel a degree, and lo round oul lheir educalion. The no's reluled lhe lacl lhal lhey had no money. and were lired ol sludying, and had no ambilion. A successlul nurse musl possess lirsl a pleasanl personalily, lhen palience, inlelli- gence, a sense ol humor, and surprisingly enough skill was lasl on lhe lisl. Marriage does inlerlere wilh a career overruled by lwice lhe number lhal said il did nol. On lhe subiecl ol marriage mosl ol lhe sludenls desired children if mar- ried ranging in number lrom lwo lo six. ll was decided lhal marriage was more im- porlanl lhan a career. The consensus ol opinion was lhal nursing would be a suilable career lor a daugh- ler allhough lhe negalive ran a lairly close second. The young man musl possess lirsl ol all inlelligence, secondly good manners, con- sideralion, a sense ol humor, and lar down on lhe lisl lour mercenary young ladies insisled upon money. The ideal young man is very obscure, lor mosl ol lhe girls have nol lound him allhough scallered here and lhere llor lulure relerence il you wanl ill we lind lhe names ol Drs. Schullinger, Sl. John, Slevenson, and R. Moore. K Easl is lhe mosl popular ward wilh L Easl coming second. The popularily, il seems, depends on lhe head nurse. V The Operaling Room runs lirsl in prelerence lor a special service because il is exciling and dillerenl. Nurses are lilerary minded in lheir lime oll duly lhough a greal number lind lime lo sleep. The Dramalic Club is lhe mosl popular organizalion. Dislikes run a varied course, namely, dressing al six-lilleen, black shoes and while panls, scallops and cream pulls, lalking shop, Maxwell Hall meals and service, llallery, iniuslice, deceil, sarcasm, noise, cleaning rooms and lockers, and onions. Eilly per cenl ol lhe sludenls smoke. Smoking and drinking are approved ol il done in moderalion. Moderalion is lhe spice ol lile. Vices-my goodness!! Laziness, procraslinalion, lale hours, chewing gum, ealing, drinking and smoking, being clock conscious, and spending money lop lhe lisl. Swimming is lhe lavorile sporl lollowed secondly by horseback riding. Mosl ol lhe sludenls have done no exlra sludying, and lhose who have indulged, did so in Psychialry, Music and French, Religion, Physics and Sociology. l EXTRA!! EXTRA!! READ ALL ABOUT IT!! E. KAISER. February secfion Miss l-louslon Dr. Seegal Miss Nagel Crocker Glndele Harrell Van Horn Nighringale Sandman Makovsky Krailcheva Kaiser i. Sfevenson Ludes Kaiser Hall Harrell l-loban Faure Ballinger E. Hill Gindele Broomheacl MEOW-MEOW!! Besl liked inslrucfor lnursel Besl' liked inslruclor ldoclorl Besf nurse lsluden+j Bes+ dresser Besr dancer Besl' nalured Mos? considerafe Mosl argumen+a+ive Mosl sludious Mosl abseni minded Mos+ musical Mosl arhlelic Mosl' a'r'rrac+ive Mos? likely +o succeed Mosl versarile Mosl' popular Biggesl giggler Biggesf blulzler The noisiesl The pre'rTies+ The quiefesl The wiffiesl The 'ridiesl Sepiember seclion Miss l-lousfon Dr. D. Moore Miss Mulch Edwards Lei+h Edgerlon Edgerlori Gregory Clark Clark Willis Walker Chrisrie .. i. Ixerr Kerr Chrislie l' Shullr Locke McCrae Lei+h Walker Chopey Baumis PROPHECIES Memorial Beacon on Washinglon Bridge Broomhead-Americas lirsl 6 Woman Bruno-Chief seamslress lor Bruclcs Bros. Bellinger-Walchwoman for The Rogers Chrislie-Assislanl nighl supervisor in Babies l-lospilal Cordes-Tesler ol Simmons Beauly Resl hAa++resses Cregier-Slewardess on a Transallanlic Air Line Crocker-A+ home in 'rhe lulure, Pel- ham Manor, Glacier Park Clark-Piclured in all lhe leading maga- zines as keeping lhal Schoolgirl com- plexion wilh Palmolive Dauch-Nighf Walchman, Maxwell Hall Delafield-Edilor of The New Yorlc Social Regisler Eby-Assislanr lo Dr. Grenleld in Lab- orador Faure-Cold-calcher for Dr. Dochez Fehrman-Proud owner of winning enfry in New Yorlc Parrol Show Flinn-l-lighesr paid olileslage Laugh in lhe 'rhealrical world George-Official balher of Mrs. Chase Gindele-Cheer leader for America al 'rhe Olympic Games l-lall-Originalor ol l-lall's Amaleur l-lour lor budding lalenl in 'rhe Radio world l-larrell-Chief sampler lor Fanny Farmer chocolales l-lelander-Leading Blues Singer in 'rhe Rainbow Room l-lill-l-lead ol 'rhe Regislry l-loban-lrleadnurse in 'rhe O. R. Kaiser-Social Secrelary lor Mrs. Roose- vell Krailcheva--Winner of lnlernarional Whisfling Conlesl' Lo Buglio-el-leadnurse Psychialric lnsfi- lure Ludes-Americas aquaric champion in I99O Macrae-Undersludy 'ro Lucrelia Bori Malcovslcy-Proprielor ol M a r a l' h o n Dance l-lall Mead-Tesler for Phillip's Faullless Freckle Cream Muller-l-lappily married +o Sidney Siamese Murlagh-l-lappily married lo Samuel Siamese Nagal-Backbone ol The Childrens Wel- fare Federalion Nighringale-Proud molher of prize babies, I94-O-l95O inclusive Pe'r+i'r-Palhe News, The Eyes and Ears ol lhe World Price-Traveling spealcer for lhe League of Women Volers Pryor-Dorolhy Dix Edilor Sandman-Painsfalcing Assislanl for Dr. Seegal Scoll'-Curafor ol The Brilish Museum Simmons-l-leadnurse in Willard Parlcer Slevenson-Winner of pie ealing confesl Tuclcey-l-lead Librarian in Maxwell l-lall Van l-lorn-Professor of slcaling al lce- land Whelan-Aulhor of l-low +o Be a Nurse in 20 Lessons De Vifo-Winner of flag-pole silling en- durance conlesl Walker-A new chapler in De Kruil's Men Againsl Dealhu Wilson-lnsrruclor al Arfhur Murray's PROPHESIES qcofmnleay Avery-Manager of Bureau of Missing Seamen Bankaui-Presidenr of rhe S.P.C.A. Baumis-Dr. Auclwinclosss indispensible office nurse Beaumonf-Miss America af Miami Beach Chopey-The New Voice of Experience Copes-Aurlwor of Copes wirh any Sir, uarion: Advice in E+ique'He Dudley-Adagio dancing wirh George Raifa1'Leon's and Eddy's Edwards-Presidenl' of A.N.A., N.O.P. l-LN., C.O.S., A,l.C.P., and C,W.F. Edqerron-l-losress in Alice Poole Mc- Dougall's lTea every airernoon ai' 4-l Fischer-Arlanric underwarer soeed lzing Gordon-Winner oi Six Day Bicycle Race Gregory-l-lead of Travelers' Aid l-lellinqer-A Nurse on horseback in Kenruclcy E. l-lenderson-Advocaior of Hender- son's lniernarionally Known Die? Bis- cuirs D. Henderson-Besr Dressed Bride of Hue year lregui-lnfallible forrune reller and rnvs- . 1 TIC Keifh-Brillian? aurlwor oi Social Oppor- 'runilies for Young People Kenl'-Managing ediror of Vogue Kerr-America's firsr woman Presidenr Knox-Official announcer of Siglwrseeing Tour of 'rlwe Cify Leirh-A college widow Loclce-lnrernaiionally fa rn o u s Lion Tamer Macrae-Commissioner of Anri-Noise League Makinen-Winner of roller skafing laur- els af Madison Square Garden Murclw-lnvesrigaror oi Nalional Sraris- 'rics Bureau Reichling-Chief boiler for Sloan Rupoe-Marie Dressler's successor Rusclwmeyer - Zeigfields p r e m ie r e danseuse Shurr-A periecr housewife in some ridy lirlle home Taylor-Maxwell I-laIl's experr clwiseler fsoapl Willis-Our own Samuel Pepys Wilson-Head of Board ol: Regenfs' Examiners Poem reciTeCT by Nellie Revell over STaTion WJZ during The RoberT Simmons inTerview, wiTh improvizaTions by E. Kaiser ODE TO Tl-IE CLASS OF l936 IT you can please The head nurses and docTors, The superinTendenT and The paTienTs, Too, The paTienTs' Tamilies and your senior nurses. 'Twould seem +ha+ you'd have quiTe enough To do. Ii you can please The Czarines oT The panTry, The Napoleons who massage and ba+he The hall, And yell aT you Tor noT walking on The ceiling: Or smile when you have losT your beau's phone call. IT you can please The inTernes and The house-docTors, And hold your Tongue when The buck They Try To pass. Or when chambermaids and elevaTor workers Think your day is losT wiThouT Their sass. IT you can sTay your Tears when in The drug room, Iney ask Tor whom and why you wanT Their wares, Send you back pronTo Tor prescripTions, And make you climb whaT seems a million sTairsi IT you survive Two monThs in The HO. R. WiTh Tie my gown, and hand me This or ThaT, The wild exciTemenT oT The docTor's scolding, STill don'T give up and leave your Training TIaT. IT you don'T swear The nighT you've goT a heavy, And are inTormed iT's your Turn To relieve, IT you still sTick when lying Tongues run rampanT, ThaT Those in charge seem disposed To believe. IT you can glide pasT CaTherine aT nearly midnighT, Sign The book and make iT look like Ten o'clock 7 IT you can Tool The direcTor and The nurses, When you go haTless Tor a walk around The black. IT you can keep your head when bells around you Are ringing 'Til you don'T know whaT To do. IT you can keep your hearT when handsome inTernes Are losing Theirs and blaming'iT on you. IT now ThaT you have Tinished Training, You can look back upon This IiTe as mild, Yours is The earTh, buT l'm here To Tell you, You'll noT be a nurse-you'll be a sainT, my child. We, fhe class of I936, of fhis beloved insfifufion of higher learning fhe alma mama whenfo we did fhree or more years ago lmosfly morel mafriculafe, do make, publish, declare, consfifufe, creafe, esfablish, fix, fabricafe, frame, compose, assemble, and appoinf 'rhis insfrumenf as our lasf will and fesfamenf, af fhe same fime revoking, recalling, wifhdrawing, and refracfing all former wills lif anyl or insfrurnenfs in a nafure fhereof made by us. We do give, confer, granr, besfow, accord. award, assign and beguea'rh:- CLASS WILL To our mosf Beloved Eaculfy:-all our sympafhy in fhe exfremely difficulf and painful fask of sfriving fo confinue fhe educafion of fhe cleficienf and boresome under classmen who are following in our foofsfeps. To fhe class of '37, our real and righfful successors, we surrender fhose weeping fiers of seafs in fhe dining room which are now being occupied by our cold, inerf bodies for fhe lasf fime-also our newly acquired mascof-fhe elevenfh floor mouse. Furrhermore we bequeafhz- Kiffy l-lobarfs sfafue fo Dof Robinson. l-lelen Peffif's loquacify fo l-l. Mead. Eleanor l-lill's refiring disposifion fo K. Friedlieb. Mary Ellen Van l-lorn's naivefe fo J. McTurk. Dof Gindeles ferfile imaginalion lo M. Graessner. Lucia Muller's rosy cheeks fo Kinnear. Mary Ludes' execufive abilify fo fufure parliamenfarians. Scoffy McCrae's mischievous nafure fo M. l-leafh. Duck failors line and verbosify fo fhe Dramafic Club. The sfage lighfing effecfs fo ghosf sfories. Jerry Locke's curls fo C. La Framboise. Polly Chris+ie's neaf appearance fo H. Ellis. l-lenderson fwins' similarify fo fufure Friday morning inspecfion. Bea Crocker's finy voice fo R. Elwood. Emily Ruppe's dief fads fo Good Housekeeping. Marion Kiefh's soufhern accenf fo K. l-lardeman for fufure reference. Jane B. Wilson's dignify fo Alexander. Jean Walker's sfride fo fhe waifresses. Our old black shoes fo be used as fuel for Maxwell l-lall fo cuf down fhe laundry budgef. ln wifness whereof we have hereunfo sef our hands and seal fhis second day of l-ebruary, I936. A SENIOR IN RETROSPECT Time, oh lime, Turn back in your llighl, Make me a Probe again, iusl for ronighll Cvive me Ihal' lamp 'Io hold in my hand- l held il in dreams, Then-you undersland. The worId's second lady 'lwas deslined I'd be- Or so I believed back lhere in '33. A spolless gray uniform wilhoul' any bib, No cap al an angle unbecorning my head. My place in 'Ihe elevalor close lo lhe door, 'Twas noble lo Iel lhem all gel on before. I dreamed of 'rhe days when a head nurse I'd be. Ur healing Ihe siclc in a foreign counlry, Id die lor my counlry-my flag-my school, And go up 'Io I-Ieaven-Ihe ages Io rulel Bur now I'm a Senior and everylhing's wrongl My unilorm's ragged, my hair is loo long, My finishing dale is a mylhical Ihing, I lorgel how 'ro smile-I never did sing, And if I should linish, l'm sure Ihere would be Nol a Ihing bul Ihose REGEIXITS awailing lor mel II's loo hor in Africa lor war and lor slrile, Il I heard a gun pop, I'd run lor my lilel II's really guile hopeless-you all will agree, This is lhe queslion-WhaI's Ihe maller wilh me? WHAT THE STRIPES ARE READING Sfruggles of rhe Pioneers ,,., The Greal . ,,,..,,,, ,, , The Lighf fha? Failed ,,,,. ... Much Ado abour Norhing.. Journey's End .,......,,,A,.,,,,,,,, The Lasf Round Up ,,,,,,.,...,. The Divine Comedy .......,. Flame ol Life ,.,,.........,.. God's Liflle Acre ..A,,,...,, The Way of All Flesh a.,,a,.,. The Old Wives' lale .,,,,. A Farewell lo Arms .,,.,,.., The Dance of Life ..,,,,,,, ,,,,, Againsl Ihe Grain ,,,,,A.,,,,,,,,, Beyond Good and Evil ,....,.. Ah Wilderness ...,,,,,,,,,,,, Casuals of Ihe Sea ,,,,,,s,,,,,, Travels of Marco Polo .,..s,.,., Les Miserables .,,.,,A,,Y,,,,,,,,,A All's Well fhal Ends Wells The Old Soak ...,s...,,,,ss,,,,,,,,,, True Slory ,,,,,,s,,,,,,,,,,,,, For+i+ude ,,,,,,,,,,,,s,,,,,,,,,s4, Norlh +o 'rhe Orienr ...s.,s Good Housekeeping ..,,. Call of 'rhe Wild .,........ I-lunger Fighlers ,,,AY,,,,,,,,,,,., Dame Care .s.,.,,.,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,s, BeH'er Homes and Gardens .....,s,, Travels Wifh a Donkey .,..,.,. Song of Songs ,.,,,,,,,,,,,,ss,,,,,, Ancienl' Man ,,,,,s,,,,,,,,,,,A,,,,, The Human Body ,,,,,,A,,,,AA,,,,A lO0,000,000 Guinea Pigs ..., A Triology - Paradise Found ,.........,,. Danl'e's Inferno s,s...s,,,,.,, Sfrange Inferlude ..,,,,..., Sludenl' Prinls Alexander When Taking a shower Inspeclion School olilice I2:35 A. M. Sunday Vesper service on 'rhe wards Miss Rogers Our roof in July Four Iare passes in one week Books don'I walk J Wesl I68lh Slreel in winler Case sludies Infirmary K Easl Our bafhing suils Dufy in The Eye lnslilufe The probies Training Dr. Sloan Miss Eliol Miss I-lousfon Bard Hall Miss Vanderbill Nighl duly in Babies' Hospilal Miss LovaH Mrs. Coslello Miss Baird Our elevalor Page operalor Dr. Roger's lab Mrs. Chase The Fall crop of probies Henry Slreel Willard Parker The Bobbsey Twins in +he Big Cily ,,,,..,,,,,, February Hill .,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, Befler Lell' Unsaid ,,,,,,,.,,,,,,,. Shipmales Forever ...... Innocence Abroad ....,,,.. Charlie Chan Abroad ........, Now in November .,..,....,,.... Mufiny on Ihe Bounfy ,,,,,,,,,, Rendezvous ..,.,.,,...,,.....,,,..... Why We Behave Like Hum an Beings ..,,,..,,, Bloomingdale D. and E. Henderson Regenls Gyn Muller and Murfagh V. Bankaul Miss Wells Cream puffs and scallops There's a mouse in lhe house The Alps Miss Young THINGS l HAVE NEVER DONE I. Signed in aT 3 A. M. 2. Worn eye shadow on duTy. 3. Harmonized aT prayers. 4. Roller-slcaTed Through The Tunnel. 5. STepped in The elevaTor in TronT oT Miss Young. 6. Called a cerTain person l-lughie To his Tace. 7. Chewed gum while giving The school oTTIce reporT. 8. Goose-sTepped ouT oT prayers. 9. Worn my cap baclc To TronT. IO. SlepT more Than one whole nighT on nighT cluTy, LITTLE AUDREY- I.-goT downsTairs To brealcTasT aT quarTer oT seven and Tound herselT aT The end oT a long line of probies-and she laughed and laughed because she knew she wouldn'T be able To geT To prayers. 2.-wenT To Sing Sing and saw a prisoner pass by in uniTormeand she laughed and laughed because she knew The' sTripes ran The wrong way. 3.-wenT To The nursery in Sloane and when she saw The rows of cribs, five babies To a row, she laughed and laughed because she lcnew she couldn'T carry more Than Tive babies aT a Time. BONERS WhaTsouTl1erner broughl' a paTienT a looking glass insTead oT The Daily Mirror? One of us deTined phoTophobia as Tear oT having your picTure Talzen. And Then There was Miss ETTiciency who demanded a pass Trom a perTecTly harmless priesT. WlwaT Senior in The O.R. leTT The operaTing scene To aslf Miss Langmere Tor a dozen Kalinslcys and discovered The message she was To deliver was. Cancel nexT op. ? Maybe she ThoughT iT a new clamp. Three years ago in PracTical Nursing Miss ElioT asked if anyone had done anyThing new and sFarTling. One young lady remembered geTTIng a paTienT in a wheel chair and exclaimed, Oh, yes, l dressed a man Today. WHAT Tl-IE STRIPES ARE SINGING ITo 'rhe Iune of When I'm lhe Presideninl I. When I'rn a graduale When I'm a graduale I'II wear sporl shoes Wifh ilapper +ongues When I'm a gradua+e. We wanl our pins: we wanl' our pinsl 2. When I am head nurse When I am head nurse We'II all have pm's every day When I am head nurse. We wan? less worlc: we wanl less worlxl 3. When l'rn supervisor When I'm supervisor We'lI 'rhrow I'he budge? OH lhe floor When I'm supervisor. We wan? iron ware: we wanl' iron ware! 4. When I'm I'he Iacully When I'm ihe lacullfy There'II be no quiz in 'nalomy When I'm +he faculfy. We need sleep: we need sleep! 5. When I'm direclor When I'm direcior I'lI push my aulomalic bu++on And have my pm lea. Excerpis from Siudenl' Prinlsi THINGS TI-IAT NEVER HAPPEN Miss Young in a slarched cap. Miss-wi+hou+ a 'ropic of conversa+ion-Iwe mean Miss EIio+I Miss Lee wi+hou+ a sense of humor, Miss Rogers wi+hou+ a red dress. Miss Vanderbill' wi+hou+ her giggle. Miss I-louslon-unsympafheiic. Miss Roser having a femper lanlrum. Miss Phillips no+ having 'rirne io Iisfen. Miss Reddig noi knowing whal +o do in an emergency. Miss Wells giving a solo Tango. Miss Davis wiI'hou+ her blue swealer. Miss Slade no+ singing. Miss Baird wi+hou+ her aposfles. Dr. Moore wi+hou+ her slelhoscape. Ask lhe girl who owns one Unilormily ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, l-lasn'+ scralched yel' ,,,,,,,, The pause 'rhal refreshes.. Always fresh ,,,,..,,,...,,,,.. Expecl good food ,,,,,,,,,,,, Will noi rub oil ....,,,.A,.,,. Fine qualify ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, So alluringly fragranl ..,.,,.. 97? calleine free, drink i They salisfy ,,,,,,,v,,..., Millionaire sleep ,,,,,.., l-lappy days ahead ,,,,,,,,,,,, When il rains il pours ....,, P. H. ADS iiikfgiggggiffffff The skin you love lo 'louch ...,.... ......... 99.44W pure .................... ......... Good lo fhe lasl' drop ..,..... .. ....,. .. Four our of five have il .... 57 varielies ...................... Harkness P.I-l. pin Fronl line-Prayers Proloie Visil ro The school orlice Freshman Lipslick on duly Black lisle slockings I floor P.l-l. coffee Cheques Aller 6:00 A.M. Vacarions Sloane sierilizers Derm C A ily in The OR. Maxwell l-lall elevalor Flal slyle Probies Technique IOOQQ air condilioned ....... ......... S enior uniforms Clear vision .................... ......... M axwell Hall roof from lhe hospilal Body by Fisher .......................................... Mrs. Chase SIG-l-ITS SELDOM SEEN Miss Phillips losing her le rnper. l-l. Pellil noi 'figuring our a way lo make money. Clarky nor going oul. B. Fosler and J. Gordan Poor allendance in Erhics noi kniliing. class. Carol Anderson nol smiling. Sco++y noi looking for a cigarelle. C. Kerr wilhoui Hsomeihing on . Anybody appearing al a lire drill bul lhe Jerry Locke wilh her hair smoolhed down. N. Baumis wiih a wrinkle i M. Pelers ai a slail' meeli n her apron. ng. Anybody geliing more noles Than Marion. tnough bobble pins. Sunshine on a P.M. l-loliclays. Mucho. J. Walker in a hal. A sun lan like Dr. E. N. A correcl copy of lhe Siu L.s clenl Prinis. Dr. M. While noi 'raking Things calmly-including operalions. maids and W. VVillis T THE CASE HISTORY I'm Iwenlyfnine, I've gol a wife, I love her, she loves me. Two chilclren, boy and girl are mine. There is one Io be. My Iafher was a barrisfer, My molher died in Maine. No, nol' of cancer or Tb, I-Ier car side-swipecl a Irain. My grancIIa+her was quife a man, I-lis dad I never knew. Yes, They had children-and you've guessed. They bofh were married fool Yes, now and Ihen I 'rake a drink. Smoke Camels quire by choice. I like my coffee very hol, Does noi' afleci' my voice. I only worry over bills. And like 'rhe summer besf. No, I don? gel' haylever-bul Think income lax a pest I sleep quile well, snore somefimes. Don'I' oflen gel' ahead. No, l'm loo Iirecl Io read 'Ihe news. When once I've gone Io bed. I like lobsler-sleak and clams, And caviar on a spree, Buf Doc, lor Gawd's sake, whal' has frhis- lo do wilh a fracfured knee? I-I. E. TRUESDELL LOVES LABOR FOUND ln giving advice one musT keep uppermosT in one's mind The TacT ThaT iT is rarely Taken. l-lowever, wiTh The aid OT our Tellow-suTTerers, we, a noTeworThy group, have glanced back Through The rnonThs To see whaT impressed us in our journeys abou+ The hospiTal. Perhaps we may be able To suggesT Tor The newcomers a Tew Time and Trouble savers. Approaching Medical wards we oTTer-a good knowledge oT OxygenTherapy as exTremely helpTul, Trorn The slippery nasal caTheTer saTely anchored across The nose wiTh QUARTER inch adhesive lremember The budgeTl, To The oxygen chambers on l-l WesT where iT is necessary To quick run see when The bell rings in order To have peace resTored. l-l WesT ranks very high in pracTical nursing sTandards, The baTTing average oT shampoos and slush baThs being above par. Surgery, Too, has iTs piTTalls. On K floor, The land oT surgical dressings, conTin- uous inTusions become eTernal inTusions, while on K WesT such simple TreaTmenTs as enemas wax abundanT. K EasT prefers weT saline dressings every Two, Three or Tour hours lon Timel and very, very weT. L EasT, The home oT C. L. TreaTmenTs, aTlords excellenT pracTice in managernenT oT The big black cobra. DiabeTes and surgery are combined on L CenTer. When boiling an insulin syringe, sTand byl Soon you will be on nighT duTyl JusT imagine prowling around in The dark! BUT don'T be aTraid-aT This poinT we should menTion The TlashlighT, boon To nighT nurses. Use iT To see The color of a very sick paTienT-use iT To avoid Talling over The TooT oT The bed-do noT use iT To wake The paTienT. When you embark on a year or Two oT special services, remember you musT adiusT To diTTerenT meThods each Time you change. Observe careTully and ask ques- Tions. On TracTure, dusT Thoroughly, dusT daily. ln urology, beware oT The sucTion apparaTus which iuTs ouT Trom The wall aT The head oT The bed aT iusT The angle Tor bruises. Be sure To bon-ami The TooT pedals OT The sanneT cans, iT The bon-ami is noT locked up. Clinic demands an excepTionally well groomed appearance. There, one musT appear busy excepT when busy, Then appear calm. In obsTeTrics we were enioined To keep The babies quieT and cribs neaT. We Tound puTTing The noisiesT baby To sleep TirsT a greaT sTep Toward eve-nTual quieT. The operaTing room develops a sToic and pale exTerior. No lipsTick under any circumsTances. iv1ainTain a calm expression aT all Times even Though your hearT is pounding in your ThroaT. And so, my hearTies, oThers have weaThered The sTorm: you will, Too. l-lave courage, and don'T Told your arms in TronT oT you. CHIEF MOU RNER. rf .w . , , .. ,, P5-0 , '.1 ' ' .- --4 n,3,. f 5' :va VX L I. 5. 73, xv 4 :- 1 Zfrz. 5':5?1-- i xsjf P ' i Qgf' 1,3 ik.