Prattsburgh Central High School - Franklinite Yearbook (Prattsburgh, NY)

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FRANKLIN ACADEMY HIGH SCHOOL ANNUAL 31 WANTS. VVanted-By Park Arn-old, a position on the honor roll. Wanted-By' Professor Todd, a pair of non-skid shoes. Wanted-By Elma Cineebau, some more of those inspiring notes to read. ' VVanted prompter in VVanted-By VVanted-By ing. -BV l Cornelia Pratt, more time for Virgil or else a class. Miss Lambert, more front seats. VValter Mahon, something to help me stop laugh- Wanted-'By Professor Todd, no fun in American History. Wanted-By Howard LaGrange, a pair of shoes that will not turn in when in repose. VVanted-By the Seniors, some of that dignity that the teaeh- ers told us we should have. Vlhalnted-By Mary WVurth, the ability to drop a ruler without eoming upon the front seat. Wanted-An essay by Cornelia and Elma, subject, The Joy of Living, Mr. Todd, critic. VVanted-A Philadelphia lawyer to diseipher VVilliam Pratt's writing. Vllanted-A good mouse trap for Miss Lambert's room. whom? Wlly, the girls, of course. , - Wianted--By Marjory McConnell, a nice little boy to love. Wlanted-A leather bound volume of Scott's best wforks. Isa- belle Smith. Wanted-By Marjorie Kennedy, a big, lonely desert all my own, where I won't see one I know. Wantecl-Byf the pupils of Franklin Academy, a desert to put Marjorie in. VVanted-A box of grapes, the Isabelle preferred. John Me- Mannamon. VVanted-A eook. Black hair and brown eyes preferred. George Wraight. Wa.nted-A book on Physical Culture which will tell me how to keep my Arm strong. Clara Prosser.

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30 FRANKLIN ACADEMY HIGH SCHOOL ANNUAL , A Freshman once to Hades went, To see what he could learn, They sent him back to school again- He was too green to burn. Aclvertiisement. - I have the agency for Ayres' Hair Vigor. It does not discolor the hair, but removes dandruff and prevents the falling out of the hair. Get a sample bottle at once and try it. Agent, Bessie Early, Elmbois, N. Y. Bessie B. had 'a, yellow dog, She called him Arthur P., . And everywhere that Bessie went Her doggie was sure to be. Some people are so busy that they can spend hours and hours telling you how busy they are. DARK DAYS AHEAD- Hey, Moike, and phwat do ye t'ink of these new sanitary drinkin' cups? Sure, Put, and soon wve'll have to spit on our hands wid an eye- dropperf ' TOO QUICK- So you've been fighting again. Didn't you stop and spell your names, as I told you? HY-yes, we did-but my name's Algernon Percival, an' l1is is Jim. OUR FREEDUM-Mutt-''Ain't Nature WlOI1d8I'fl1l?H Jeiii-J 4 Why OZ Mutt-' ' She gives us all faces, but we can pick our own teeth. COSTLY ABLUTIONiS- Ladies, 30 pounds, washed and dried, S515 excess, 4 cents per pound. Denver Wet Wasli. Phone Gallup 1234 CONTRAST- I told you not to make me take a bath, ma. Look l1ow plain that hole in my stocking shows now. SUITABLE- I want to sweep the cobwebs from my brain. Why not use a vacuum cleaner?

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sz FRANKLIN ACADEMY HIGH scHooL ANNUAL FOR SALE. For Sale-A few' curls. Helen Blood. For Sale-A large quantity of jealousy at cost. Park V. Arnold. For Sale or Exchange-Our front seats. William Pratt and Howard LaGrange. Flor Sale-By Ernest Kennedy, some expert knowledge along the basket-ball line. For SalwThe Franklin Post. WHY-HI can't say I like your new tooth paste. ' ' That 's shaving cream. HELPFUL-Student twriting homej- How do you spell 'financially' T? Other-''F-i-n-a-n-c-i-a-l-l-y, and there are two r's in 'em- barrassed' VVhere the ordinary man has a wish, the strong man has a purpose. The prominent man is not always great-nor is the great man always prominent. LITTLE PATRIOTS- Goodness graci-ous me! What on earth are you doing, children, using up malll my fine stationery? Playin' Count Bernstorif and Secretary I.4ansin'.