Prairie Valley High School - Kennel Yearbook (Nocona, TX)

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fr' 4? I' N rion was lea1n1ng to dress herself Mother she said one morning after a periol of prolonged be wilderment I think you ll have to button this dress for because I can t The buttons are behind and I m in front Mr Nhnn My wife had a dream last night and thought she married a millionaire Mr Uselton You re Lucky Mine th1nks that in the daytime jack Say dad what does it mean when the paper says some men went to a convention as a delegate t large? Mr Yarbro It means his wife didn t go with him son Senior Why is an empty purse always the same? Freshman Well why is an empty purse always the same? Senior Because you can t see any change in it Dale I wish Ilmd aruckel for every girl I ve kissed Doris What would you do? Buy a paclc of gum? From the dark came the voice of the sentry Halt' Who s there? An American came the reply Is that so? Well advance and recite the second verse of The Star Spangled Banner I don t know it Proceed American Darnell Dad what is the difference between a cat and a comma? Da I don t know What is it Darnell? Darnell A cat has claws at the end of its paws while a comma is a pause at the end of a clause Said the Idaho potato to Lowell Thomas You re nothing but a commentator Mr. Braboy Did anyone in your family ever make a brilliant marriage? Mr. Uselton Only my wife ' The lad was dull at school you see, His dad took things to heart, He took the lad across his knee, And there he made him smart Mrs. McGuire Well, Jack, what did you do on your holidays? Jack Ch, not much, not enough to write an essay on, anyway ,l , 4,1552 :yi 4' W 3 0 i: v5f2 'f,.r11 ' W U', 'rff Nflewfl-WH ',aQfiw ,., ilgfgyglgw sh ' inf f'f21'-,.-,L ff be 5' 'iff' 41'- .ll l 1 K A S . . 4 E ' . W ' ' me . h a I . . , . , i 1 . y A , , . d . ' ' , . Y o , 1 .