Powers High School - Cruiser Yearbook (Powers, OR)

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SENIOR CLASS PROPHECY AS I GAZE INTO MY CRYSTAL BALL, THE GRAD- UATES OF 1951 APPEAR AND I SEE EVENTS OF THE FUTURE: AVON STANLEY,THE WELL KNOWN CELEBRITY, DIS- GUSTED WITH HAVING THINGS SO EASY ALL HER LIFF, HAP GIVEN ALL HER WEALTH TO CHARITY AND HAS TURNED TO THF LIFE OF A HOBO, Clyde Beatty has a contract just waiting FOR KATF APER, THF HIGHLY PUBLICIZED LION TRAINER, TO SIGN, The public is still in wonder of whether THE WITCHCRAFT OF DOROTHY WaLKER IS LEGAL, OUR POWERS HERO. LESTER COLDIRON, WHO WON THE WAR BETWEEN RUSSIA AND THE U.S. SINGLE HANDED, JUST RECEIVED HIS CONGRESSIONAL MEDAL OF HONOR. Dorothy schrag, the first woman president OF THE U.S., HAS JUST SIGNED A BILL LEAVING ALL RUSSIANS, WHO ARE NOT COMMUNIST, FREE TO THE RIGHTS OF A MERE CITIZEN, YVONNE ALLEN, THE MOST IMPORTANT SCIENTIST KNOWN TODAY, HAS JUST RETURNED FROM ANOTHER OF HER TRIPS TO THE MOON. The infants,under the teachings of preacher George shawver, are in prayer for the speedy RECOVERY OF THE ILL PREACHER. IT SEEMS HE HAS AN ACUTE TOOTHACHE, MARY MAGILL HAS JUST TAKEN OVER THE JOB OF THE RETIRED DlGBY O’DELL AS UNDERTAKER. SHE SAID SHE THOUGHT IT WOULD TAKE QUITE AWHILE TO GET USED TO CALLING HERSELF, MARY MAGILL, THE PRIFNDLY UNDERTAKER, STANLEY SCHRAG HAS MADE QUITE A BIT OF PROGRESS AS A PHYSCIATRI ST, IT SEFMS HE AND HIS PATIFNTS SEF EYE TO FYE, CHARLENE STALLARD, AFTER HER PROFITABLE WORK AS AN ARTIST, HAS RETIRED AND SETTLED DOWN IN HER 8EAUTIFUL MANSION ALONG THE COQ- UILLE RIVER,