Powder Valley High School - Badger Yearbook (North Powder, OR)

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Senior Class Prophecy The eminent Mr. George Lowell Fuller of Harford University, accompanied by his lovely wife is to leave New York harbor on the 3:35 stratospheric luxury liner for a week-end trip around the world. Professor Fuller has not aged noticeably in the last few years, although the waistband has continued to expand and there is less hair encompassing the bald spot on his head. In fact, some have been loath to say, that he has resorted to the use of a quick-acting hair tonic. Of course, we won’t vouch for this but-. On the dot at 4:00 our party steps sprightly onto beautiful French soil. Mrs. Fuller, like all vain women, decides she has to have a few clothes. She hurries off to the most eminent Parisian fashion designer of them all, Madame Charlotta, who, to her surprise should she see upon approaching her, but sleek, beautiful Joan Johnson of North Powder. Oregon. Since Mr. Fuller has begun to rant and rave at the loss of time they finally leave sunny Paris for the cold, snowy Alp ranges, where, to everyone’s consternation, George Lowell has decided to climb the Matterhorn. When the guides finally drag him over the ridge at the top, who should he spy but Elsie and Tricky spooning on a snowdrift. Forty minutes after leaving this place, they arrived in that land of mystery and intrigue—Siam. Traveling to the palace of King Kong who should they espy but a group of Siamese children surrounding brilliant Edna Kenworthy. As they chat- tered with her, they found that she still was unmarried but she hadn’t given up hope— yet. Their next stop was to be the land of the dog-face boy”, Borneo. Knowing the professor’s unlimited curiosity we can understand his haunting desire to see one of these creatures. (He never would believe what anyone else told him.) After trek- ing through the tepid jungle for hours they came upon a small jungle settlement where, as they knew', they would find the world-famous nurse, Lt. Commander Maxine Nofsinger. She had been treating the natives for ant bites which they seem to get when they sit down. They board one of the older six-motored liners for China. As they stepped from the plane who should they see climbing feet first from the pilot’s cabin but red haired, befreckled Kerwyn Tally who is now with Commercial Air Lines. They find that Kerwyn is just as bashful as ever but still retains his friendly grin. Kerwyn took them on to Russia where Mr. Fuller wanted to attend the annual meeting of the World Security Board. When they entered the hall the speaker’s booming voice was heard as everyone stood transfixed listening to it’s golden ring. They must be mistaken; no, they’re sure; it can’t be but it is. There on the platform stood the old North Powder high school debater—Howard Taylor. After spending a few hours talking over old times with Howard, they were off for the North Pole. Upon arriving they happened to glance out the window of their liner where to their utter delight they saw a funny little man trying to walk on top of the snow. (He sankwaist deep every step.) After the first spasms of hysterics had passed they found that it was none other than the brilliant Westinghouse engin- eer Ralph Loennig. (He was trying to find out what made it freeze.) They are now on the last lap of the journey and are homeward bound. First, before returning to New York, they wanted to stop off at the large metropolis of North Powder to see some of their old friends. Before attending the opera’s opening night, Mr. Fuller thought he had best have a hair treatment at the swank Christine Salon. As he meekly entered, who should he gaze upon but chic, motherly, Dorothy Petersen, the proprietor. Glancing about the room he heard a young boy calling Dorothy, Mother.” The boy was the splitting image of Frank McAlister—who knows.