Pottersville Central School - Integrity Yearbook (Pottersville, NY)

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Prophecy Hometown USA - Debbie has broken the world's record having typed nonstop for three weeks trying to finish the deficiency reports in her old Alma Mater where she is now school secretary. Medical Center ITS A - Kathy Burke has just astounded the world by being the first medical secretary to perform surgery on her boss, the doctor. Wollyville USA - After knitting her 23 foot mitten, Shirley is quoted with saying, It's all in the fingers. Junkville USA - Bruce has finally completed his life's dream by perfecting a car made completely of tin foil with a baggie engine. Sing Sing USA - Doing time for sign stealing 1st degree, Joe has just been voted most musical inmate of the year. When asked for his comment he sang, ''T owe it all to silver bars and armored cars. Your Local A P - Jay recently made manager, proved his ability to serve the people by stacking 81,000 boxes of Jello on one shelf. Commenting he said, It's vetting to the top that counts. Backwoods USA - Floyd is now living the life of a hermit after he mistakedly soit his Dedman at a local official and was conseouently thrown out of town. Marine Post USA - Helen has become the first 10 star general in the world. Commenting she said, Golly gee, T never even enlisted. Hollywood USA - Marna has just recieved her 8th academy award for her role in Frog. Her next fantastic movie will be The Frog Hops Again. Homerun USA - Terry has just set a new record by winning the World Series by himself. This is what you really call playing the field I Theresaville USA - After 20 years of gazing into Theresa's eyes Joe has finally gone blind. Didn't they always say love is blind? Rangerville USA - After years of living in her log cabin in the woods, Kathy has finally admitted she has been having an affair with Smokey the Bear. Lumberville USA - Junior partner of Towsley and fovsley has become famous over night for his manufacture of chocolate tooth picks. With tongue in hand Tom said, mm-mm good! Noplace USA - C-ene ha3 just ordained himself minister of the church of St. Gene.

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Class Will We, the Class of 1973» generally considered to be of sound mind and body, hereby declare this to be our last will and Testament: Debbie Agerd Kathy Purke Shirley Clark Eruce Conover Joe Gamble Jay Harrington Floyd Holcomb Helen Meade leaves her quiet appeal to Sandy Viele and her D.A.P. to anyone who's lucky enough to get it. leaves her love letters to Scott Whdtney. leaves her knitting needles to anyone who can handle them. leaves his junk parts to Ed LaFountain. leaves h5s ”Joe Cool” yo-yo to Li?, and his mathematical ability to Frank. leaves his stupid questions to Steve Otruba. leaves his ”sick” jokes to Mr. Kyrk. leaves her athletic ability to Carmen Grey and her worn out violin to Mr. Hejeck. Marna Csterberg leaves her rabbit Spaz and her drivers license to Maryann. Terry Perkins Joe Roblee Kathy Shaw Tom Towsley Gene Viele leaves his bssketball ability to Reg Raymond just in case he ever needs it. leaves Theresa, (but not for long). leaves her short skirts to Mary Rumble, and Editor of the yearbook for Joan and Sue to fight over. leaves his way with women to Marvin Clark, leaves his lcng olden locks to Mr. Breuer. res ms icng goiaen locks t

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Officers Debbie Agard; Fresi dent Kathy Burke; Vice Fresi dent Kathy Shaw; Co Treasurer Shirley Clark; Co Treasurer