Potter School - Shield Yearbook (San Francisco, CA)

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THE POTTER SHIELD M. 1 sz! '5lI'9Pf' N11 th, 1 ,vii are in I WELL-KNOWN SAYINGS DEPARTMENT l Susan: WU!! I T One demerit, Knight! Meow! The Jazz Band plays that- Mugwump! Iglop. Count off. Farmer Corntassel Con seeing an automobile go past, and just a few minutes after a motorcyclel: Well, by gum, that's the first time I ever knew that them pesky things had colts.-Ex. ' Father Cat the barber shopj: How long will it be before I can get my hair cut? Barber: Why, judging from your looks Ishould say about five years. Father Cindignantlyjz I want you to know that have a little hair on my head. Barber: Oh, yes, I see it now 5 but wait until you get another one, and then I'll cut them both off. Man at Crocker's: This book will do half your Latin for you. Browne: Give me two, please. . Parent: I hear that the faculty are very proud of your work. Student: Yes , they encored my second year.-Ex. The census-taker: How many are there in that bunch of Portuguese? The landlady: Six-a Portagoose, a Portagander, and four little Portagos- lings.-Ex. i I Mr. Potter Qin algebra, after a long proofj : And now we get as equal to zero. Johnston Cjust waking upj : Gee, all that work for nothing! MM Mr. Damon: How is it, William, that your folks call you Bill? Bill: Because I was born on the first of the month. - ' HEARD IN CHEMISTRY Heber What is the hydroxide of lead, Knight? Knight Casleepj: Pardon me? Hebei Certainly. Sloss, answer the question. - She: When a man starts to talk he never stops to think. r He: And when a woman starts to talk she never thinks to stop. Fuller: Why did you tip that guy so much for giving you your Coat? Hale: Did you see the coat he gave me? Eighty-two Dgolittlez M5 Doollfflei B!! Dohrmann: I Ringlet I Win' Mr. Humphrie Payne: Not 1 'E

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