Potter School - Shield Yearbook (San Francisco, CA)

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THE POTTER SHIELD Look here, waiter, I've found a button in this salad. Y es, sir, thatls part of the dressing. -Ex. Oh, Papa! Papa! shouted little Johnny at the dinner table. . Johnny, said his father, how many times must I tell you not to interrupt me when I am talking? . Johnny subsided and a few minutes later his father said: Now, Johnny, what was it you wanted to say? u i'Well, said the little fellow, it's too late now. I was going to tell you about a bug in your salad, but now you've eaten it. JUST THE SAME 'fDo you act toward your wife as you did before you married her? Exactly. I remember just how I used to act when I first fell in love with her. I used to lean over the fence in front of her house and gaze at her shadow on the curtain, afraid to go in. And I act just the same way now when I get home late. I'm out for a ride, Newbauer cried, As he hurred away in glee, Ten miles from town, his car broke down, I'm in for a walk, said he. Dib: I haven't heard such swearing since the day I was born. Fuller: I suppose there was a good deal of swearing the day you were born. w Mr. Newsome: What is stable government? Jackson: One that displays horse sense.- Zell: I tell you, an operation for appendicitis is no joke. Sloss: Nevertheless it was side splitting. . Angry pupil: Eddy, there's a spider in the ice cream. ' p A Eddy: Serves him right. Let him freeze to death, he was in the soup yes- terday.-Ex. V Mr. Jones: Why do they put a hyphen in bird-cage? Doolittle: I guess for the bird to sit on. Mr. Potter Cwith report cardjz Is this your father's signature? Canopy Dohrmann: As near as I could get it. i Guess who said this. Student Cat graduation to Mr. Potterb: I am indebted to you for all I know Mr. Potter: Oh, don't mention such a trifle. 1 MT- NGWSOIHG fill physicsj: What is a vacuum? Burbank Cafter a pausej : Well, I've got it in my head but I can't explain 113, Eighty f 51 U -a :M - -gag: '54-as :m.,'Z v . ro 0 -' 98 Nfl zogf +4 - 980g ' a as Q.: FO 39 fy' 'Gin XM A'x 'X I x ruff NA -XJ 5 X J' F 'i I is 'fl-'vJSi:Q2NX X ,xi - yN .fg3'gv-Y iii ' Y f - f V N I V 4-n ff 5 L uso! UQ s J-I-lx nv I 50 xcifn vt tae: '54-is F 'mn .2 i - 'r mugs Qs? mix xg :ff U Ri' Q

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Rv You Illlllk her, is last nmmems? lose hc-r anm. lt up the back. mst have been an - I . WPICOIDQ hun' rust to go OW! the Ce. n puli. Sljaguswd f':1Vf' In i THE POTTER SHIELD TWW9191' V00 Waiterbr DO you serve lobsters here? Waiter: Yes, sir, we serve anyone, sit right down -Ex - Pat ilooking at Sign' twenty feet up in 94 SWUOHDZ Mike do you see that sign up there, No spitting here. Penalty 3100. Board of Health ? Mike: Sure. Pat: Well those health guys are poor sport . I'd b '11' ' fellow 3100 who could spit up there. S 8 W1 mg to give any - Mrs. A. Csurveying sleeping infantl: That must be a titled child. Mrs. B.: Yes 5 I do call him the -Prince of Wales. , He: Oh, John, I'm almost dead! I've carried this great can out fifteen times to water the roses. He: Why didn't you wait for me? u A She: Well, it looked so like rain I was afraid they'd never get done at all if I didn't do them at once. First father: My boy's letters from college always send me to the dictionary. Second father: That's nothing. My boy's always send me to the bank. f THE BEST ToN1o Willace: Did the doctor do anything to hasten your recovery? Wallace: Oh, yes! He told me he was going to charge me five dollars a visit. Mike and Pat went into a saloon to get a drink, and Mike ordered a nice big stein of beer. Pat thought for a while and then said: I'd loike to have a glass of the very best brandy ye've got in the housef' The bar-tender went off, and soon came back with a dusty old bottle. He took a little whisky glass and tenderly filled it with the brandy, and then set it alongside of Mike's beer. Pat looked from one to the other and then said: I say, Mike, just look at the difference in size, will ye? I ain't got one-tenth as much as ye. . The bar-tender looked up and said: Well, you asked for the best brandy, didn't you? Well, I want you to know that this stuff is forty years old. Forty years old! said Pat. What do you think of that, Mike? Mike thought for a minute and then said: Forty years old! Well, begorry, it's damn small for its age. ,i.ii..1-il- Father, said the small boy, what is psychology? i U 4 . Psychology, my son, is a word of .four syllables that you ring in to distract attention when the explaining gets difficult. Jessie: I was taken into dinner by that officer you introduced me to., He was quite gallant, and remarked upon my bird-like appetite- 0 , Maud: Well, he should be a good judge on that pO111'03 he runs an Qstrlch farm in South Africa. , Seventy-'nine

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