Posse Nissen School - Possum Yearbook (Boston, MA)

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Q65 SUM What are the best ten years of a womans life? Between 28 and 30. Tune: 'AWe Stroll the Lane Together. We've flunked exams together, We've scoffed at crams together, We've lived thru jams together, And we've each hoped on It would not be long Till we'd depart together. One day we'll cry together, Leave school aside together, But where'er we go We will always know We are at heart together. The ideal marriage is when a man finds a beautiful girl and a good house- wife, says a philosopher. We thought it was bigamy. A wealthy society lady had just engaged a new maid and was instructing her. At dinner, Mary, she explained, 'Ayou must remember always to serve from the left and take from the right. ls that clear? 'AYes, ma'am, answered the girl condescendingly. 'AWhat's the matter, superstitious or something ? lt's nothing much to think of- But every now and then, I wonder where M. Gandhi Carries his fountain pen, Topsy: Am I full of electricity! Every where I go I charge. Renee Barlow: A'When you get through with that needle, Mary, let me have it. I want to sew up my stomach. CMeaning the one for the skeletonj. There are a lot of timid people who won't take an airplane ride until the law of gravity has been repealed, Advice to Mickey: Cure for seasickness: A plan you might try is to bolt down your meals. Pat: 'ADO you know much about golf? Mary Thornton: Not so much, I can't even hold a Caddie. P 3 Cl

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THE END He made a run around the end, Was tackled from the rear. The right guard sat upon his neck, The full back on his ear, The center sat upon his back, ' Two ends upon his chest, The quarter and the half back then Sat down on him to rest. The left guard sat upon his head. Two tacklers on his face, The coroner was then called in T10 sit upon his case. TO TOMMY THOMAS The ostrich is a funny bird lt eats all sort of junk so I've heard. Tho' l'm sure 'twould retire in disgrace If it ever saw little Tommy feeding her face. A colored boy was strolling through a cemetery reading the inscriptions on the tombstones. He came to one which read: 'iNot dead, but sleeping. Scratching his head the negro remarked: 'AHe sure ain't foolin' nobody but hisself. Mr, Harry's Kin. Class- - A'Whenever an intoxicated person falls down he never hurts himself because his muscles are loose. Pearl Brown: That's funny! I thought an intoxicated person was always tight. The meek little man was walking home from the funeral of his big master- ful wife. Suddenly a roofing tile fell and struck him on the head. 'AGoshl he said, A'Sarah has arrived in Heaven already. Question: Why is Dr. Gray like a good golfer? Answer: Fore ffourj. Topsy: What kind of a fellow is he? Raddiet He is so dumb that he thinks a cocktail is part of a rooster. Doctor: You've got acute appendicitisf' . Patient: Don't get fresh! I came here to be examined'-not to be admired V' 11141

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li. RUTH BILLSON PEARL BROWN . KAY BROWN . EMMA CARBONE FLOSSIE COUSIN GINGER CURRAN SCOUT CURRIER HELEN CUSHMAN RUTH DAVIS . JEANNE DIEEEENBACH MABEL FLANDERS LIDDY HAMMILL JIMMIE HULSMAN CRIS BURNS I MARIE HYDE . EDDIE KOHLER S BEA MACOMBER AND? MICKY MCKINLEY GILLY MILLER . BILLY MUSORAVE PAT OYBRIEN . EVA O'CONNELL HELEN ORDWAY VERNA OSGOOD TOPSY PARKER ELSIE PAULSON RADDIE RADCLIEEE VALERIE SHEA . HELEN SHERMAN KAY SMITH . KAY THURSTON BUNNY TEAGUE FRAN WARD . HARRI WENNERBIERG BIBS WING I . IZZY WILLIANISON Q65 SUM! Nissen Revue She XVanted a Millionaire . Men are Like Tha! Monkey Business . . 'iFmma Panama Flo Good Sport . . 'IThe Champ The Miracle Woman The Girl With the Flaxen Hair The Woman from Monte Carlo 11 U . . Hay Fever . Hoorah . The Gay Diplomat . Girls About Town 1 . 'Friends and Lovers . Smart Woman A Woman Commands . . Private Lives . '1She Means Business 1'This Modern Age . Delicious Peach O'Reno No One Man . . Blonde Baby Keep Your Sunny Side Up Young As You Feel . The Ruling Voice . I Like Your Nerve . Almost Married Business and Pleasure . . Palmy Days . . Mata Hari . The Age of Love The Sidewalks of New York P L 'I l1161