Portsmouth Abbey School - Raven Yearbook (Portsmouth, RI)

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CLASS POLL . . Leaving with most regrets: T. Flynn Brightest: Murphy. Most Cooperative: P. Kennedy. Most Economical: Galban, Cushing. Best Dressed: Dom Aelred. Handsomest: Irrelevant here. Cunanimousj Most Sophisticated: Mooney, Mr. Clough. Noisiest: McManus, Fitzgerald, Galban. Biggest Hacker: Fitzgerald Cunanirnous Quietest: Switzer, Urrutia, Galban. Most Athletic: Mann, Howenstein. Studies Hardest: O. Ryan, Mann. Wittiest: Remick, McManus. Class Lover: Howenstein, Honey. Thinks He Is: Cushing. Class Woman Hater: O'Hearn, Santos, Most Absent-minded: B. Flynn. Class Revolutionist: Santos. Biggest Backslapper: J. Bizzozero. Biggest Blowhard: N. Childs, Mann, A Class Grumbler: N. Childs. Class Martyr: O'Hearn, Ostendorf. with but one dissentj dams

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CLASS WILL. . . 1 joe Bizzozero leaves his glad hand to Joe Taft, and his share of the Bemzefboawi to Danny Childs. Nick Childs just leaves. Spider', Cushing will not leave his address book to anyone, but he concedes his upright posture to Sis,' Kenney. Ding-Ding Dominguez leaves his serious mien to Tom Regalado, and his tie collection to Tiny Boland. Ed Fitzgerald leaves his girlish laughter to Gyde Shephard and his vitamin bottles to D. Sullivan. Bernie Flynn will leave his glasses behind because he cannot remember where he put them. Tom Flynn turns over his friends in the village to Charlie Kickham, and his collection of the works of Fr. Michael Spillaney to the Monastery Library. Perico', Galban leaves his quiet attitude to Bull'l McDonald, and he begrudges his pliers to GagsU Gallagher. George Hammel leaves his ear plugs, pillow, and sleeping pills to Sean Cassedy who looks like he needs a rest. Bob Healy leaves the darkroom to Dick Godfrey, and his used flashbulbs to the Coit Studio. Bill Howenstein leaves his Snowshoes to Cass , and Liz Taylor to anyone who can get her. Paddy Kennedy leaves his dusty typewriter to Dave Robinson, and his unshaven face to Jimmy Lane. Pierre Lavedanis extraordinary profile goes to Pierre Mailloux, and his telephones to Moose Fisher. Mike Mann, we hope, will leave the New York Giants to Sal Maglie and Laraine Day. Mark Mitchell wills his ghosts to Dom Hilary, and his track shoes to George Connell. Al Mooney turns the Raven over to Mike Kenney, and his cynicism on whomso- ever deserves it. jim Murphy holds onto his head, but lets his share of the Bemfevfbomfal go to the dogs. Buckv OyHearn leaves his pails around for Walter Reagan to use, and will give the Barn to anyone who wants it. Edgar Ostendorf leaves some cigarette butts and empty cartons in the Red, but he is unable to leave the biggest part behind. Scrooge Remick would leave his record albums but Mama said nog so he drops his punny ones on john Ryan. Chex Ryan leaves his cosmopolitan style to Tony Rousselot and his checkboard to Fate. l'Jack Santos leaves his electrically heated pueblo to Ed Spence, and his blankets to Jim Hayes. jay Sullivan leaves his knowledge of nurses and soda-jerks to the nurses and soda-jerks. Savage Switzer leaves his imaginary choo-choos to Fweddums Coyle, and his tree huts to Buster O'Neill. Jorge Urrutia leaves Rhode Island gladly, and wills his savoir faire to Dom Aelred. Phil Vicini leaves his still to Mr. Cordero and his eight bucks to the building fund. Mike Adams and Jolly McManus, after witnessing this Last Will and Testa- ment, leave quietly through the back exit. u

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Biggest Operator: Anita, Jolyon. Thinks He ls: Murphy. Class Politician: Autocrat Ryan. Most Drag With Faculty: M. Adams. Class Baby: Vicini. Most Likely To Succeed: The Rawefz, J. Sullivan. Biggest Bull Throvver: Cushing, T. Flynn. Most Cynical: Mooney. Most Gullible: Mitchell. Busiest: Urrutia, Mr. White. Most Marriageable: Santos. Most Respected: Murphy. Heaviest Smoker: Mr. White. Most Serious: Dominguez. Smoothest: Remick. Favorite Singer: Mr. Cordero, Walter. Thinks He ls: T. Flynn. Takes Most Privileges: Marylin Monroe. Most Musically Inclined: Cordero 8a Dwyer. Most Artistic: Anderson 81 Beckwith, Mr. Sheldon, Soames Sleepiest: Hammel. Best Build: Ostendorf. Most Popular: Bizzozero. Biggest Moocher: Mann, B. Flynn. Biggest Hayseed: O. Ryan, Cushing.