Port Richmond High School - Soundings Yearbook (Staten Island, NY)

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s sklp to Fr nce dear Carpet' B neath m I s e the xnubltlons of world famed artlsts hone other than Robert Sternen and Dons I-Iohmann And theres Bobbe Townsend spoutlng French IU a classy dress shop actung as French buyer for the Coop ratuve Department Stores ot N Y C She IS busv looktng at dresses expertly model d by tho e two mann kms Ruth I-Iunsdorfer and Amella Pauze Whoops' that rocket came close and It went so fast I could hardly recognrze Ann Burrnungham at the controls She eloped wlth a fas unatung Turkush avlator when she was only hnne e n Such an Innocent chlld too We seem to have dnfted over Germany I-lark Yes I hear the golden voice of Gunvold lohansen who has thrulled the world with has marvelous votce and who us tounng Europe at present Pnng' he comes back wnth a tncky overhand and masses the lane by a fraction of an Inch No not lohansen' I just caugh a glumpse of the contest of the ages th unternatlonal Pang Pong Tournament held IH Germany thus year The last two contestants are I-larnet Serra and Wlllnam Martun who are nearly exhausted by the physl al straun of the games Bunny and P pper curlously enough were marrled sux years ago by Blshop D Roesch Speakung of mlntsters le s take a peek at Chtna' That houseboat down below IS a famous one Dunng the past seven years Albert I-Iouseman and has wlfe nee Gertrude Pollette have been travelung up and down the coast tryrng to convert the dear llttle Chunks Psst' darllng Carpet Callfornra' Who us that daublng palnt on herself and a canvas? Why Its that thrice rnarrued advertusung artlst Frances Bush worklng on her new contract wrth the Rlcclardone Kick Em I-lard Shoe Company A I draft a lnttle northward I am watchlng the castung of a new pucture In a I-Iollywood studuo The plcture as taken from the best selllng novel of I9 0 Kull Em and Eat Em by Van Der Rhoer and R lohnston The new plcture tutle chosen by Dlrector Santan nello ns entitled approprlately Be My Valentune9 The cast as as follows hero Ken McCann heroune swee Irttle Evelyn Grosh vlllaun Louls Canazzo the flapper black hatred Inga Bow Isuccessor to C'aral and the other woman IS played skull fully by Margaret Barley Some cast' Tame as flylng let us hop down to Mexuco sweet carpet Seated on a tan throne as the President of Mexrco Bull Martha: I-Ie was a general an th last revolutlon and has srde won so there he IS In a purple robe mlsguldung the Mexscans Back to the U S A agaln my sweet Down there IH Colorado In hrs whlte mansuon Governor Greenlaw as entertarnlng Mlss l.aB tte successful desrgner and Mass Rupf who vs noted for her work with robots In her spare tlme Ruth IS the wife of Walter Watson Secretary of the Natuonal Cabunet The famuly us at dunner and there are Mrs Greenlaw ne Charlotte Decker and the four luttle Greenles bezng warted on by the wor'ds most perfect mald I-Ie en Anderson Why all the tears? I mught have known It Thev are watchrng and h arlng a televlslon broad cast of the ce'ebrated Cry Baby program presented by those two comics Balmer and Corey Isuccessors to Burns and Allenl who gave up thelr teachlng careers to present these humorous farces By the wa, they re marned Enghty five SOUNDINGS . y , Let a , e e 3 . e the I , . X' Y I e .T ' A f . e s I , .' t e. , I . , . , , , . . , . I D . . , . , V c . f e , , . , . L, I , 1 . , -- D . . , ' . ' L . ' . I 1 A X v 1 1 1 r ' I ' , . , . D . , . , c , . D , V . f Q I ' . , c , I I , I . , I c I I , . I, ..i i

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QU ELL FOLKS here we are ln l95l and here I am on my Magjc Carpet whjch flats at my very thought to all parts of the earth Today we shall travel htther and yon to take some qulck glnmpses of the 34 alumna of P R I-I S I-Iurry Maglc Carpet to N Y C ' Down below me In the heart of the ctty I see a courtroom Peter Oltva the renowned lawyer IS defendjng a rlch uron magnate lack Spencer In an aljenatlon of affectlons sunt brought agalnst htm by a blonde chorus gurl Flo Stern On has hugh chajr sjts judge Burchje Ilstennng to the case wnth his serjous mjen On the jury are the Prestdent of the Internatlonal Cleanjng Corpo ratlon and the Inventor of the new deltcacy candjed pjckles Dj Ctuljo and Yanjkan dtsrespectfully The courtroom secretary lvltss Wjsnefskj as buslly malong eyes at the judge Under the judge s chalr we catch a gljmpse of the edttor of the Chjcago Cabber Brennan Wood who wjth has two amblttous Stooges I-Iadfleld and De Btase are stealthlly takjng notes of the proceedrngs Crouched under the secretary s desk glarjng mallclously at Wood js the Infamous edltor of the N Y Tattletale Robert PODD Ah' gallant Carpet take me to Washjngton Whjsk' Down belovv me I see the new palatlal restd nce of the leader of our country Supreme Emperor Sedutto I-Ins Infancy js gnvtng one of hjs numerous I-lot Cha partjes whlch are under the supervjsjon of has sec etary I-lelen Kopf Enterjng from opposjte doors are secretary of lnterjor decoratlng Pat Egan lwho fjlls her posltlon nlcelyl and secretary of such a state lrvjng lvlelnvck Othe members of the cabjnet are Kelly s cretary of Love Watson secretary of Treasury Island and Ruth Carlson lwho after havjng fjve husbands prefers her majden namel secretary of statjc Brlsben and has Row dues are supplyjng the dlrges Among the rowdlest Rowdjes are Levowltz Pettjt Murlel Ahrend and Ivlnllte Strandberg Enterjng from the left are two athletjc oaches Leonard basketball coach at N Y U and loe Coppolo football coach at U S C loe ts stall thought to be a model husband by the gjggllng socjety matrons who have surround d htm already Ah' Enter the hero' Rear Admjral Norman I-I Meyers lr glndes smoothly onto the dance floor w h hjs wjfe the forrner Loujs De Forrest Ejghty four SOUNDINCS . K X . . I I , , . . I I - I , I I , . , . , . . . ,j , ,I . ,. . . I I I I I . , I - I . . . . . . jj ., I - r I I - I 13 9 u . . . V . , , L , - V r A' Q , . I I , I I .I . II . . , D , f . ,, , . L , I . ll . . fi

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lets go to Texas Down below settled comtortably an a lvlextcan vtlla are Wtlluarn Frew cattle klng ot the south and has wute the tormer Luella Brown Ou stde the tamed sheep tamers lohn Kosky and Betty Ghnstle are havlng a wuld tume ndlng the sheep bareback Ghugglng unto he corral ts lvlaulman Reggae Bard who tres has steed to a post wtth a vtestern tlournsh To the north ot the ranch Flore s Glrcus IS In tull swlng Some ot the l9?4 alumna are member ot the troup They are lennle Borack famous snake charmer losephlne Cartora hoola hoola gurl Manda D Gtro premter danseuse and Etta Dahl who thnlls a natuon on the tlylng trapeze Take me to St Louls dear Garpet Down on the highway ln a speedung llmou stne IS the Mayor LeRoy Adams and has v ate Ruth Flood belng dnven home by thelr chautteur Frank Burke ln the heart ot the clty we see Ann Mtney sendung her newspaper The St Louus Blues to press ln the next bulldlng the Luve and Learn secretartal school IS under the durectlon ot the two Leunonen slsters On the out the nurses are under the supervuslon ot the head nurse Gertrude lvleyer who has her hands full wtth that chronlc tnvalud George Gole Fare' F e Speedtng recklessly down the mann street Flre Ghlet Edna l-luebner dnves Englne No l to the blazung ture On the englne are Furemen l-lall Dantelson Loutse Balzarano and losephlne Lukasuk Now to Kentucky' Down there un the mountauns through snow sleet raun or shane Norah Kennedy bless her benevolent heart drtves her tluvver over hull and dale to th and ot the poor mour tain people who are In the throes ot a smallpox ep: demic l-ler talthtul aldes are Ed Dalessandro and Loutse Corner Speaklng ot the wulds let s hurry over to Atrlca Frank Lyons and hes wnte lrene Keyl are llon hunt :ng tn the wulds of Ftrlca ln the busln ss vxorld Lyons IS none other than the presu dent ot the G E ln the group are Ann Nutley and l-lelen Glaser who have revolu tnonuzed the character ot American humor lnot saying howl lvlary Maurlzuo who IS rudlng an elephant and lvlarslch who ts having a chat wuth a chtmpanzee And so talthtul lvlaglc Garpet that IS all tor today lm hopping the next alr current back to New York So au revolrl Eighty sux SOUNDINGS . . T t , Q I V rg u , . . . A I - I 5 Q D , . ' I ' . l T 1 , . I I ' .I T . .- skirts ot the city, the new hospltal is an the hands ot Dr, Frank Bretschneider and . , , I 4 l I l ' Q ' l w ' l V- Y , ' , I . . V I ly , '