Port Leyden High School - Portal Yearbook (Port Leyden, NY)

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Humor Lost and Found and Wanted Lost, Strayed, or Stolen-A quarter 65.251 from a vanity case on Mr. Glasbyls desk. Finder need not return as it did not belong to E. W. G. any- way- Found-My speech after Chemis- try class. Carmen Homan. Strayed-A brown haired girl with blue eyes. Answers to name of Betty. Finder please return to Kurt Blixt. Lost-A chance to tease Margaret Holmes. Elwin Rowell. Strayed-My graduation ring some where in vicinity of Boonville. James Coffey. we 54 ae we Lost-My friendship with Kitty McPhilmy. Ralph Harris. re an are sw Found-A love-note from Ralph to Gertie Bailey. Miss Bennett. 'Pls il? X 9l6 Found-A new way to torment the teacher. Kurt Blixt. axe sv rr an VVanted-An airplane so I can look down on other people. ,Elwin Rowell. For Sale-An old Trigonometry lesson which Mr. Glasby never called for. Ralph Harris. -Je rr are +- lVanted-A new alibi for Chemis- try class- Marion Dekin. we we are are For Sale-Some witty remarks, comical sayings and funny stories. Free air! E. Rowell. Wanted-A girl to do French Il evenings. Terrance Riley. we as are an VVanted-An alarm clock to wake me up before 9:00 o'clock on school mornings. Joe Conway. ' ae are we ae Wanted-A lotion to prevent blush- ing, especially when girls speak to me. Leonard Bailey. WVanted-Another date with Reese Potter. Freshman Girl. For.Sale-Old papers! Trigonom- etry Class. ee ei- ae ae Wanted-lnspirations on Circles! Geometry Class. ' ik 46 il? il? For Rent-The rear seats of the high school room after June 30. Sen- ior Class. 4-.4-.f-.'.p..p-asa-.r-0-.a'w-asvs Shocks Reese Potter: It was so hot in town the other day one could fry eggs on the sidewalks. Kurt Blixt.' Yes, that's so. l saw a butcher kill a hog and after dinner he was about to move it into the cellar and found it all roasted. Terry Riley to Librarian : Do you know where there is any material on salesmanshipf' Librarian : Yes, here is some good material. Terry: Oh, l don't mean that, I mean courtship. E351

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Humor Daily Schedule 8 :OO-Arrival of 'Ufrain kidsf' 8:00-8:30-Uproar in Study Hall. 8:30-First bell rings. 8 :31-8:40-More uproar in Study Hall. 8 :42-Last bell rings. lVlr. Glasby enters Study Hall. 8:43-Silence reigns. 8 :43-Roll Call. 8:4-1-Arrival of Etta Blount, Mary Burke and lVIary Smykla 8 :47- 8 256- 9 :05- Mr. Glasby addresses High School students. Passing of Classes. Margaret Holmes arrives. 9 :28-Joe Conway makes his appearance. 9 129-Mr. Glasby addresses Harrison Reese. 9 130-Mahala goes down to Miss Bennett's office. 9 135-Kitty McPhilmy whispers to Gertie Bailey. 9:36-Arlene fills her mouth with gum. 9 :42-Marion and Carmen disagree. 9 :50-Kitty McPhilmy whispers to Gertie Bailey. 10:00-Maurice Buckley is kicked out of library. 10:15-Marion and Carmen disagree. 10:35- Gertie Mullaney whispers to Sophie Mazur. 10:40-lVIr. Glasby addresses Harrison Reese. 10:50-Mr. Glasby sends Joe Conway out of library. 10:55-Miss Montana says No talking without permission. 11 00 ll 11: ll. 11: 12: 12 1 1 15 25-Joe Conway asks, What time is it ? '40- 50 00 Old maids convention in library. Mr. Beiderstedt talks across hall with llfliss Montana. Mahala goes down to Miss Bennettis office. -Joe Conway asks, What time is it ?', -Dismissal. 200-1 100-Uproar in Study Hall. 100-Roll Call. :OZ- Mr. Glasby addresses High School students. 1 :l0-Kitty McPhi1my whispers to Gertie Bailey. 1:20-Marion and Carmen disagree. l .35-Chemistry class tries to blow up laboratory. 1 255-Mahala goes to Miss Bennett's ofiice. 2:00-Catherine McPhilmy throws book at Kurt Blixt. 2:18-Gertie Bailey and Anna Murphy play ball in Study Hall 2:25-Marion and Carmen disagree. 2 250-Mary lVIolahan eats some candy. 3 :OO-Mr. Beiderstedt and lVIiss Montana talk across the hall. 3:15-Mahala comes up from Miss Bennett's oiiice. 3 125-Grand rush to train by Train kids. 3:35-Helen Wheeler forgets to put away library books. 3 140--Sighs of relief from teachers as pupils are dismissed. ' E341

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Humor Can You Imagine Mr. Glasby letting Chemistry Class out on time? Joseph Conway and lwary Burke at school on time? Gertie Nlullaney and Sophie Mazur not giggling in French Class? Carmen Homan and Nlarion Dekin being on friendly terms for an hour at a time? Miss Montana and Mr. Beiderstedt not talking in the hall between classes? Gertrude Bailey and Catherine Mc- Philmy not the best of friends? Eleanor Levicker not planning about three dates with Royal for the week- end? Mary Coffey or Schell Williams not aiding the athletic association in some way? Jimmie Bidinger having his Caesar lesson more than once in succes- sion ? Etta Blount and Dorothy Ingraham not talking across the aisle during school hours? Ralph Harris not forever doing Trig? Mahala, ABarbara, Claire, Helen, Mary B., and Priscilla, not assem- bled in Miss Bennett's ofiice during vacant periods? Bernice Belknap and Beatrice Haynes not forever studying during the noon hour? Anyone in 'fTrig. Class spending more than five minutes on any other subject? VVhy Pauline Helmer is so fond of HBrown',? lllaurice Buckley keeping quiet? Miss Montana being too sure about anything? Helen Wheeler without a library at- mosphere? Norma Buckley not trying to show off? Freddy Markham without some play- thing? Kurt Blixt with his feet under his desk? The Study Hall being quiet while one of the students is in charge? Some of the Seniors not playing ball when the teachers are out of the room? Dorothy lngraham without her Jim- mie ? Mr- Glasby without his speech ? ,s.4-.,4-.1-,-.,N4-.1-.,..'-.'..p..f Shocks Bliss Kilmer Qdisgustedly after ex- plaining a sentenceD : Now isn't that simple ? Elwins No, it's compound- Wlary Coffey: Reese, why aren't you a Christian Scientist ?,' Reese: I do believe in it to a lim- ited extentf' IVIary: Not so very limited when you believe a Ford is a car. fllr. Biederstedt: Bernice, what is the most noted city in New York and for what is it noted ? Bernice Csleepilyj : Watertown and it is noted for its wonderful male citizens. . The greatest surprise of the year came when lwiss Bennett explained to Gertie Bailey and Ralph that the high school room was not to be used as a dark corner in a park. E361