Port Leyden High School - Portal Yearbook (Port Leyden, NY)

Text from Pages 1 - 56 of the 1929 volume:

The Leyden Jar Edited by Seniors of '29 '23 PORT LEYDEN HIGH SCHOOL, PORT LEYDEN NY JUNE, NINETEEN TWENTY-NINE CTO TPRINCIPALI E. W. QLASBY S LN APPRECIATION OF HIS WORK AND AID LN JWAKING THIS BOOK, WS, THE CLASS OF 1929, JMOS7' RESPECTFULLY 'DEDICATE IT TO HIM The Leyden Jar Staff MARGARET HOLMES . . BEATRICE HAYNES .... BERNICE BELKNAP .... GERTRUDE MULLANEY .... M.ARY COFFEY . . . KURT BLIXT . . . JAMES BIDINGER . . ELWIN ROWELL . . . FAITH BOURGEOIS. . . Mlss BLANCHE KII.N'IER . . .Editor-in-Chief . .Assistant Editor . .Literary Editor . . . .News Editor . . . .Photographer Business Maizager . . . .Sport Editor ...Humor Editor .. . . . .Art Editor . .Faculty Advisor L L -J Faculty PRINCIPAL E. W. GI,ASBY. . , . . . . .Science and Mathematics Mlss BLANCHE KILMER .... . . .............. English MR. HENRY BIEDERSTEDT Histories B and C, Civics, Economics, Latin, Business Theory Miss GRACE MONTANA. . Miss MARY BENNETT ... Miss KATHRYN BANGERT MRS. VVILLIAM JOYNT. . . MRS. CARL RIEBENNACHT .... Miss ELLA O'BRIEN .... Miss JESSIE WILSON .... Miss CELIA ROBERTS .... French, History A, Economic Geography . .................... Physical Training L4 Seventh and Eighth Grades ..............SixthGrade . . . .Fourth and Fifth Grades . . . .Second and Third Grades . . . .Primary and First Grades 5 N108 5 I5J Wa? Seniors GERTRUDE MARY BAILEY Port Leyden, N. Y. Genie Member of play Ma Goes Visiting, 1 5 Member of Debating Club, 4 Gertrude lives on the Bailey farm, And her talk's a false alarmg In spite of all shels done or said, She still continues to like Ed. BERNICE VIOLA BELKNAP Lyons Falls, N. Y. Bernie Member of Glee Clubg lNIrs. Baxter in Senior play, Seventeen 3 Literary Editor in Leyden Jar , Columbine in i'Magic Hat , Member of Debating Club, 4. Bernice Belknap has been a clown, Since those joyous visits to Watertown. JAMES GORDON BIDINGER Lyons Falls, N. Y. Jimmie Baseball, 1, 2, Captain, 3, 4, Basketball, 1, 2, 3, 45 Senior play Seventeen , Wally Banks, Sport Editor of Leyden Jar 5 Glee Club, Librarian. There ainlt no sense asittin' on a fence, Trying to make a dollar out of ninety- eight cents. I 6 l 2 ,Wi , ,ii V4 s , ,ii , ,,m,U-4 If 4022553143 . mg 15- - 427 . iff -T TE-if 2 f 4 NNM. W m.p ,,,,,,,, m f is 1 , a- is: ' X951 1 2' ' 'R H sg 1 W , Y.. 1,1 , -:,.g .,.,... Q 1 3 4' 5? ,Q if . at X X 4 flag vi ,. d , -,,. EQ 'T' f u '--. gl s........-Q. 1-42 -fm-Q, ,es Us if 4' Q Y 'rf g sf, Haifa, 1 ill if it 3 divine E it w . S ,AW nffa V 5 .1 sg W 1 as Aera Iggy Q K ' v in t X bi 1 fa ,A , 1, ,.. sw 1 sa, ,J 2' ix 'M-4 4 1 -.. ff -,N X33 K Z . ..,s ....... J i.: W 19315-g 7 :gw?'yf'i.A,:: -53-' XEIL Q- 'cs VID ie ik at Y i X K Y r S 5, 5 1 i S. Seniors KURT CARL BLIXT Constableville, N. Y. Swede Basketball, 2,3,4g High School Orches- trag Librarian, Genesis in Senior play, Seventeen , Dramatic Club, Business Manager of K'Leyden Jarfy Goodness, Gracious Peter, It certainly was a teaser, Gehump, Johanner, Juda, At last live passed that Caesar EMILY ETTA BLOUNT Port Leyden, N. Y. Glee Club, 2, 35 Dramatic Club, 2. Etta has dimples wonderfully sweet, But her giggles most landed her in a front seat. FAITH MAGDALENE BOURGEOIS Port Leyden, N. Y. Fadie School Librarian, 2, 3, 45 Class Basket- ball, 2, 35 Debate Club, 43 Cartoonist Editor, 4. A Faith made the cuts' for the Leyden Jar, Everyone should know it from near and far. -1ll7l Seniors JAMES COFFEY Port Leyden, N. Y- A Jimmie Basketball, 3, 4, Basketball Captain, 4, Glee Club, 'AHarlequin in The Mag- ic Hat. Jimmie is so slick and slim, All the girls just rush for him. lVIARY MARGARET COFFEY Port Leyden, N. Y. Basketball, 2, 3, 4, Manager, 3, 4, Photograph Editor of Leyden Jar'l, Secretary of Class of '29, Member of Glee Club, Dramatic Club, Girl Scouts, Patrol leader, 3, 4. , Mary liked a boy named Reese, His Ford was quite a flivver, And everytime they had a chance They drove across the river. MATTHEW JOSEPH CONWAY Port Leyden, N. Y. rrjoen Basketball, 2, 3, 4, Baseball, 3, 4, Man- ager, 3, Willie Baxter in Senior play Seventeen , President of Senior Class, '29 , Assistant cartoonist Leyden Jar , Secretary Junior Class, '28, School Or- chestra, Dramatic Club. A diller, a dollar, a ten o'clock scholar, What made you come so soon , You used to come at ten o'clock, And now you come at noon. ISII J Seniors BEATRICE HAYNES Lyons Falls, N. Y. nBec,u Member of Glee Club, 45 A Freshman with a crush, Hicks at College, 2g Vice-president, lg Assistant Editor of Leyden Jar. Bee's forever seeing Bubbles, Way down in U. T. K., He comes to see her very often Though he lives so far away. MARGARET BLANCHE HOLMES Port Leyden, N. Y. ff-Marg!! Glee Clubg Debating Club, Editor-in- Chief of The Leyden Jar , Member of the cast in Seventeen , Salutator- ian- He asked Margaret if she liked to cook, Where could you see them if you'd only look ? Oren's Ford. DOROTHY IRENE INGRAHAM Port Leyden, N. Y. uDotu Basketball, 2, 3, 43 Cartoonist of Ley- den Jar, 4, Glee Club, 2, 35 Dramatic Club, 23 Girl Scout, 3, 4. Dorothy likes a sailor lad, He's far upon the sea, She keeps saying all the time, Please send him backfto me. H91 Seniors DOROTHY ELEANOR LWIKER Lyons Falls, N. Y. Nellie If Eleanor marries Royal We hope sheys always loyal. SOPHIE MARY MAZUR Constableville, N. Y. Soapie Miss Boke in Senior play, Seven teen , Margo in The Magic Hat Glee Clubg Debating Club. Sophie, a girl so very bright, Sits up and studies half the night. GERTRUDE FRANCES MULLANEY Port Leyden, N. Y. Gertieu Member of Dramatic Clubg News Edi tory Librarian, 1, 2, 33 President, 1, 2 Valedictorian. My book and heart Shall never part. i101 Seniors ANNA MURPHY Port Leyden, N. Y. Member of Glee Club, 43 Class Treas- urer, 4. Happy am Ig from care I'm free, H Why arenlt they all contented like me? TERRANCE JOSEPH RILEY Port Leyden, N. Y. n Terryx: Joe Bullitt in Seventeen , Pier- rot in The Magic Hat , Basketball, 2, 3, 45 Sales manager for Leyden Jar Terrance needs a tutor every night Because he isn't so very bright In French. ELWIN HOW'ARD ROWELL Glenfield, N. Y. Basketball, 33 Humor Editor. Life is a jest, and all things show itg I thought so once, but now I know it. llll Seniors MATILDA E. SALSBURG Glenfield, N. Y. Basketball, 1, 2, 45 Captain, President, 3. Tillie, with the hair of gold, Never acts so very old, She's so full of joy and fun, She makes us laugh 'til the day is done. MARY Rosa SMYKLA ' Turin, N. Y. Smickie Basketball, 2, 3 5 Librarian, 23 Debating Club, Assistant Sport Editor for Ley- den Jarng Stage Manager in The llfiagic Hat , Girl Scout, 1, 2, 3, 4. ' As merry as the day is long. ::::...1-.,.-.-.,:.- Class Ufficers JOSEPH CONWAY . .. ........ : ......... President MARY COFFEY .... . .... Vice-President and Secretary ANNA MURPHY . . . . . ............... Treasurer H21 Class Prophecy News Items of Nineteen Thirty-nine At St. Martain's Church, Friday a. m., May 15, occurred a pleasant wedding when Miss Gertrude Bailey, daughter of hir. and Mrs. Henry Bailey, became the bride of Prof. Ralph Harris, son of lVIr. and Mrs. Guy Harris of Lyons Falls. The bride is a graduate of Port Leyden High School and Utica School of Commerce, and has been in the employ of Gould Pa- per Company at Lyons Falls. The bridegroom is a graduate of Lyons Falls High School and Albany Teachers' College, and is now princi- pal of Lyonsdale High School. Friends will remember that this friendship started ten years ago when Prof. Har- ris took a post graduate course at Port Leyden High School. Miss Mary Coffey, R. N., New York City, was called home the other day by the increasing epidemic of spring fever in-P. L. H. S. Miss Cof- fey claims that she has discovered a new treatment for this recurring dis- ease. Bliss Bernice Belknap is now play- ing in Paul Whitemanls Orchestra. Miss Faith Bourgeois has accepted a position with NIetro-G0ldwyn- Mayer, for whom she will star in a new super-film, College Cutupsf' Kurt Blixt is now the new electri- cal vvizard of the General Electric Company at Schenectady. He has re- cently returned from a lecture tour of Europe and the United States, during which he explained his revolutionary theory of magnetic forces. Bliss Anna lVIurphy has obtained a position in the employ of J. Johnson. Anna drives the Buick for Mrs. Mr. and Mrs. James Charbonneau recently returned from their wedding trip which included a trip around the World. Just Opened: Etta's Beauty Shop. Latest in marcels and permanent wav- ing. VVork has begun on the Port Ley- den-Lyons Falls state road. At lastl The Hubbard Twins, Bee and Bub- bles, celebrated their filth birthday last Monday by having a birthday party. lVIr. and lldrs. Royal Edick cele- brated their twentieth wedding anni- versary last Friday by entertaining old classmates. The faculty of Lyons Falls High School recently enjoyed an outing at Brantingham Lake. Miss Margaret Holmes, one of the new teachers, did the cooking, of course, aided by a cook, Mrs. Lansing Dekin was a recent visitor at Port Leyden. An airplane landed in the vacant lot near lUullaney's last Wednesdayf- The aviator, who explained that he had been forced down by lack of gas, proved to be Elwin Rowell. Elwin is making experimental flights toward lklars. , lylany people were pleased to see the wonderful painting by James Bid- inger which was on display at the high school last week. Joseph Conway has hired out as hay-maker to Mrs. Marian Schwenk of Constableville. It is reported that our old friend, Gertrude Mullaney, beloved of all vaudeville fans, is soon to be married for the third time. Expert accountant Terrance J. Ri- ley called in town one day last week. James H. Coffey, undertaker, has purchased a new coach hearse. E131 Post Graduates HARLAND BISHOP Port Leyden, N. Y. Port Leyden High School, 1928 RALPH HARRIS Lyons Falls, N. Y. Lyons Falls High Snchool, 1928 H. SCHELL WILLIAMS P Port Leyden, N. Y. V Port Leyden High School, 1928 l 14 l n:i::I '.. -N--1 Q Q, .QL XOR Mini S 5? r s 41 I rl' QI. 5, Q Q . V Qi: JLLRTIL' D Q 9 QI ,, K' 5 5 3 vi S 4 Q M U 1' 1 4 nu' tw' A E 1 LEONARD BAILEY MARION DEKIN MAHALA DOBBIE CARMEN HOMAN BARBARA JOHNSTON CECELIA KELPY CHARLES IXITCHALE Juniors CLAIRE WILCOX, President CATHARINE MCPHILMY FREDERICK MARKHAM Ex-fllemher, IVIAURICE BUCKLEY E161 KELSEY NORTHAM REESE POTTER SUSIE WEBSTER HELEN WHEELER PRISCILLA WILCOX 5, U 1 gig 1- ' l I Pligjig ,fbi 1 65? OHL5 531305 2 gf QD GERALD BROWN MARY BURKE HELEN COEFEY IRENE FOOTE PAULINE HELMER THORNTON HOAGE GRANT HOUGHTON ROBERT LAIVIOREUX Sophomores Ex-Iwembers CARL GILLETTE E181 ARLENE HULSIZER AGNES KING LLOYD LOCKWOOD MARY MOLOHAN MARGARET SAUNDERS JOHN SULLIVAN JOSEPHINE WEBSTER BERNARD JOSLIN FRIQSHJWN lw fQQQM X X W at-kxjq Kiki:-f-11.15221 fj f J KX XXQRXX X. i Q- I 0 QM ffff NW' 1 we Q 5 ESTHER AGER RAYMOND BAILEY LEO BATES NORMA BUCKLEY JAMES BURKE ROSE BUSH FELICE GAYLORD FRANCES HAM BLIN ELEANOR HOUGHTON GLADYS LANE Freshmen I201 CLAYTON IVIARIVION SHERMAN MARMON ANDREW MILLICK GLORIA MOFFAT RUBY IVIOFFAT IRENE OLIN BASIL RILEY BETTY SIMSER MAXIUM SMITH RUTH THOMAS 'E A ' 53 9' Q ORGA 'Q S Egg ? J Q 54, Q Q 3 gk Q I f21J Boys'. Basketball JAMES C01-'FEY .. .... Captain HARL.AND BISHOP ..... . . . .rllnnager MR. HAWLEY KENTNER ........ .... C ouch MR. THOMAS DONNELLY. . .Assistant Coach JAMES BIDINGER KURT BLIXT MAURICE BUCKLEY The Port Leyden High School, though having a practically inexperi- enced team, had a successful season. The personnel of this team was James Coffey, James Bidinger, Kelsey Nor- tham, Joseph Conway, Maurice Buck- ley, Terrance Riley, and Charles Mc- Hale- The games with Lyons Falls, the old time rival of Port Leyden, were 1 JOSEPH CoNwAY CHARLES MCHALE KELSEY N ORTHAM the most interesting. We Won both games, at Lyons Falls the score being 33-36 and on our own court 15-22. Coaches Kentner and Donnelly got more than was expected from the team as we were never defeated by any enormous score. The season ended with an athletic banquet and the awarding of the let- ters to the members of the team. f E221 Girls' Basketball A HELEN COFFEY . . A MARY COFFEY. . . . . . . .Captain ...........Manager Miss MARY BENNETT ..... .... C oath MARY BURKE BEULAH DOBBIE MAHALA DOBBIE . ARLENE HULs1zER CLAIRE WILCOX PRISCILLA XVILCOX MATILDA SALSBURG The Girl's Basketball team was reg- istered in the Black River League and Port Leyden High School had every reason to be proud of the way the girl played this season. All but twice dur- ing the season they brought back hon- ors for P. L. H. S. and defended her against Boonville, Lowville and Lyons Falls. Miss Bennett coached the girls and much of the honor goes to her. s E231 Boy Scouts MR. HENRY BIEDERSTEDT ........... Seout Master SYLVESTER BURKHART ...... Jsssiffznt Scout Blaster Patrol Leaders JOHN DONNELLY, LLOYD LOCKWOOD EDWIN BUCKLEY .. .... Scribe DONALD CANNON JOHN JOHNSTON BERNARD CASEY GLEN MCDONALD GR.ANT HOUOHTON ELMER WILCOX Organized under auspices of the Parent-Teachers' Association E241 Girl Scouts Miss MARY BENNETT. . . .... Captain Mlss MAYBELLE SINS ....... . .Lieutenant Patrol Leaders HELEN COFFEY, MARX' COFFEY Corporals MAHALA DOBBIE, FRANCES HAMBI.IN ESTHER AGER MARY BURKE BEULAH DOBBIE ARLENE HULSIZER BARBARA JOHNSTON GLADYS LANE ELSIE MICKLESON CALESTA RILEY Sfouts PRISCILLA WILCOX .I 25 J MARY SMYKLA MILDRED VALINCOURT IVIAYBELLE VALINCOURT ERMA WEBSTER ETHEL WEBSTER GRACE WEBSTER, HELEN WHEELER CLAIRE WILCOX Debating Club MIss BLANCIIE KII,Bf1ER, Director MARY SMYKLA FREDERICK MARKHANI SOPHIE MAZUR FAITH BOURGEOIS GERTRUDE BAILEY BERNICE BELKNAP MARGARET HOLMES HARLAND BISHOP i261 ,av fa 'V J C Bw 1 N9 bigq A30 Q w f i mi' 4 Q' Nix! N .f I U55 V Q1 l E 2 i271 Orchestra MISS KATHRYN BANOERT.. CECELIA KELPY LEO BATES KURT BLIXT GERALD BROWN JOSEPH CONWAY BASIL RILEY I 23 Il Director . Pianist GRANT HOUGHTON JOHN JOHNSTON LLOYD LOCKVVOOD GLEN MCDONALD Glee Club Miss KATHRYN BANGERT .... . . .Director CECELIA KELPY ESTHER AGER BERNICE BELKNAP JAMES BIDINGER HE1.EN COFFEY JAMES COFFEY MARY COFFEY BEULAH DOBEIE NIAHALA DOBBIE E291 Pianist FRANCE HAMBLIN BEATRICE HAYNES MARGARET HOLMES BARBARA JOHNSTON SOPHIE MAZUR ANNA MURPHY CLAIRE WILCOX PRISCILLA WILCOX News of 1929 Here and There Miss Grace Montana was called home the other day by the serious ill- ness of her mother. During her ab- sence several ambitious substitutes con- ducted her classes for her. Mr. Henry Biederstedt is again driving his car back and forth week- ends, much to the approval of Grace and Nlary. Principal E. VV. Glasby attended a very important meeting at Potsdam a short time ago. Everybody was very much pleased and delighted to read Principal E- W. Glasbyls article on Mathematics which was published in a recent num- ber of The York State Education. Some of the students found it very inconvenient to come on the early 8:00 o'clock train so they had classes ar- ranged so that they might come on the 9:17. Miss Kathryn E. Bangert spent the week-end at 1Vatertown. Mr. Albert Myfers accompanied her home. Miss Blanche 'Kilmer spent her Easter vacation at Turin. Mr. Schell Williams, Esq., wishes that the person who stole the silver pencil from its conspicuous place on his desk, would please return said article sooner or later. llfliss Sophie lwazur and Kurt Blixt spent the week-end at their respective homes at Fish Creek. The Senior hand-writing on the wall in the high school room is almost too conspicuous. On VVednesday evening, May 17, the Parent-Teachers Association held a county fair. The high school stu- dents featured HCome to the Fairn and many other numbers entertained the large audience which turned out. Music Week, May 6-12, was enthu- siastically enjoyed at Port Leyden High School and also Port Leyden Community through the wonderful afternoon and evening programs. The outside talent which helped so kindly was exceptionally Wonderful. .,.,-.psf-0-0 Alumni Notes Friends were pleased to read YVil- liam Lukas' article on Movietone', which was published recently. Wil- liam has never stopped experimenting since he left school. Eleanor Buckley has obtained a school for next year nearby so she may teach at home. Schell Williams, who took a post graduate course at Port Leyden High School the past year, leaves for Colgate this fall- Harland Bishop has resigned his position in the Victory store and Miss Alice Doster has taken his place. Miss Edna Hall, an employee of the Port Leyden National Bank, recently rebelled against the banking hours as she had to get up too early. Miss Florence Wilson, winner of Cornell Scholarship last year and also of one of the State Scholarships, made a short visit in Port Leyden during Christmas vacation. Miss Lena Salsburg was an Easter visitor in Port Leyden. E301 LT' as FD : 5. O :za fi W' 5 2 LJ P-3 53 E 5 O FD E? K 'C U7 rn m Z m E E9 3 S m , QE mn-1 Q A E Lv E m F P '13 W C 3 E E. U2 .Q 5. Z FD N C3 H i311 E321 - Q fn +0 4. U Q2-wi SQ CD r j Q E V fx 2 ' Humor Daily Schedule 8 :OO-Arrival of 'Ufrain kidsf' 8:00-8:30-Uproar in Study Hall. 8:30-First bell rings. 8 :31-8:40-More uproar in Study Hall. 8 :42-Last bell rings. lVlr. Glasby enters Study Hall. 8:43-Silence reigns. 8 :43-Roll Call. 8:4-1-Arrival of Etta Blount, Mary Burke and lVIary Smykla 8 :47- 8 256- 9 :05- Mr. Glasby addresses High School students. Passing of Classes. Margaret Holmes arrives. 9 :28-Joe Conway makes his appearance. 9 129-Mr. Glasby addresses Harrison Reese. 9 130-Mahala goes down to Miss Bennett's office. 9 135-Kitty McPhilmy whispers to Gertie Bailey. 9:36-Arlene fills her mouth with gum. 9 :42-Marion and Carmen disagree. 9 :50-Kitty McPhilmy whispers to Gertie Bailey. 10:00-Maurice Buckley is kicked out of library. 10:15-Marion and Carmen disagree. 10:35- Gertie Mullaney whispers to Sophie Mazur. 10:40-lVIr. Glasby addresses Harrison Reese. 10:50-Mr. Glasby sends Joe Conway out of library. 10:55-Miss Montana says No talking without permission. 11 00 ll 11: ll. 11: 12: 12 1 1 15 25-Joe Conway asks, What time is it ? '40- 50 00 Old maids convention in library. Mr. Beiderstedt talks across hall with llfliss Montana. Mahala goes down to Miss Bennettis office. -Joe Conway asks, What time is it ?', -Dismissal. 200-1 100-Uproar in Study Hall. 100-Roll Call. :OZ- Mr. Glasby addresses High School students. 1 :l0-Kitty McPhi1my whispers to Gertie Bailey. 1:20-Marion and Carmen disagree. l .35-Chemistry class tries to blow up laboratory. 1 255-Mahala goes to Miss Bennett's ofiice. 2:00-Catherine McPhilmy throws book at Kurt Blixt. 2:18-Gertie Bailey and Anna Murphy play ball in Study Hall 2:25-Marion and Carmen disagree. 2 250-Mary lVIolahan eats some candy. 3 :OO-Mr. Beiderstedt and lVIiss Montana talk across the hall. 3:15-Mahala comes up from Miss Bennett's oiiice. 3 125-Grand rush to train by Train kids. 3:35-Helen Wheeler forgets to put away library books. 3 140--Sighs of relief from teachers as pupils are dismissed. ' E341 Humor Lost and Found and Wanted Lost, Strayed, or Stolen-A quarter 65.251 from a vanity case on Mr. Glasbyls desk. Finder need not return as it did not belong to E. W. G. any- way- Found-My speech after Chemis- try class. Carmen Homan. Strayed-A brown haired girl with blue eyes. Answers to name of Betty. Finder please return to Kurt Blixt. Lost-A chance to tease Margaret Holmes. Elwin Rowell. Strayed-My graduation ring some where in vicinity of Boonville. James Coffey. we 54 ae we Lost-My friendship with Kitty McPhilmy. Ralph Harris. re an are sw Found-A love-note from Ralph to Gertie Bailey. Miss Bennett. 'Pls il? X 9l6 Found-A new way to torment the teacher. Kurt Blixt. axe sv rr an VVanted-An airplane so I can look down on other people. ,Elwin Rowell. For Sale-An old Trigonometry lesson which Mr. Glasby never called for. Ralph Harris. -Je rr are +- lVanted-A new alibi for Chemis- try class- Marion Dekin. we we are are For Sale-Some witty remarks, comical sayings and funny stories. Free air! E. Rowell. Wanted-A girl to do French Il evenings. Terrance Riley. we as are an VVanted-An alarm clock to wake me up before 9:00 o'clock on school mornings. Joe Conway. ' ae are we ae Wanted-A lotion to prevent blush- ing, especially when girls speak to me. Leonard Bailey. WVanted-Another date with Reese Potter. Freshman Girl. For.Sale-Old papers! Trigonom- etry Class. ee ei- ae ae Wanted-lnspirations on Circles! Geometry Class. ' ik 46 il? il? For Rent-The rear seats of the high school room after June 30. Sen- ior Class. 4-.4-.f-.'.p..p-asa-.r-0-.a'w-asvs Shocks Reese Potter: It was so hot in town the other day one could fry eggs on the sidewalks. Kurt Blixt.' Yes, that's so. l saw a butcher kill a hog and after dinner he was about to move it into the cellar and found it all roasted. Terry Riley to Librarian : Do you know where there is any material on salesmanshipf' Librarian : Yes, here is some good material. Terry: Oh, l don't mean that, I mean courtship. E351 Humor Can You Imagine Mr. Glasby letting Chemistry Class out on time? Joseph Conway and lwary Burke at school on time? Gertie Nlullaney and Sophie Mazur not giggling in French Class? Carmen Homan and Nlarion Dekin being on friendly terms for an hour at a time? Miss Montana and Mr. Beiderstedt not talking in the hall between classes? Gertrude Bailey and Catherine Mc- Philmy not the best of friends? Eleanor Levicker not planning about three dates with Royal for the week- end? Mary Coffey or Schell Williams not aiding the athletic association in some way? Jimmie Bidinger having his Caesar lesson more than once in succes- sion ? Etta Blount and Dorothy Ingraham not talking across the aisle during school hours? Ralph Harris not forever doing Trig? Mahala, ABarbara, Claire, Helen, Mary B., and Priscilla, not assem- bled in Miss Bennett's ofiice during vacant periods? Bernice Belknap and Beatrice Haynes not forever studying during the noon hour? Anyone in 'fTrig. Class spending more than five minutes on any other subject? VVhy Pauline Helmer is so fond of HBrown',? lllaurice Buckley keeping quiet? Miss Montana being too sure about anything? Helen Wheeler without a library at- mosphere? Norma Buckley not trying to show off? Freddy Markham without some play- thing? Kurt Blixt with his feet under his desk? The Study Hall being quiet while one of the students is in charge? Some of the Seniors not playing ball when the teachers are out of the room? Dorothy lngraham without her Jim- mie ? Mr- Glasby without his speech ? ,s.4-.,4-.1-,-.,N4-.1-.,..'-.'..p..f Shocks Bliss Kilmer Qdisgustedly after ex- plaining a sentenceD : Now isn't that simple ? Elwins No, it's compound- Wlary Coffey: Reese, why aren't you a Christian Scientist ?,' Reese: I do believe in it to a lim- ited extentf' IVIary: Not so very limited when you believe a Ford is a car. fllr. Biederstedt: Bernice, what is the most noted city in New York and for what is it noted ? Bernice Csleepilyj : Watertown and it is noted for its wonderful male citizens. . The greatest surprise of the year came when lwiss Bennett explained to Gertie Bailey and Ralph that the high school room was not to be used as a dark corner in a park. E361 AJS 8, 1 ales 9 ' t P De W va M A K ll 5 , K 'i E371 Phone 118-F13 Fresh Baked Goods Daily Maybelle Sins Also Ice Cream Soft Drinks Sodas Beauty Shoppe Groceries Phone 108-F13 Over Sins Bakery Port Leyden, N. Y DRUGS PHONE 1-F4 TOILET ARTICLES Everything that is found in a first-class Drug Store at Hubbard's Drug Store Port Leyden, N. Y. Stationery Paints and Varnishes Try Our New All Weather Film C. C. Fraser The New Up-to-Date Sanitary Market Frigidaire Cooling System The Finest in Meats-Home Cured Hams and Bacon Our Specialty Home Rendered Pure Lard Canned Goods Baked Goods Fruits Vegetables Fresh Fish Everything the Finest-Best of Service Compliments of National Bank, Lyons Falls E381 Compliments of R. L. Downey Lyons Falls, N. Y. J. H. House Company Glenfleld, N. Y. Complete Line of Men's, Ladies' and Children's Clothing Drugs, Groceries and Hardware WICKS 85 GREENMAN Utica's Great Jllen's and Boy's Clothing Store Utica, N. Y. E391 D. H. FIELD Funeral Director Branches at Turin and Gonstableville Ambulance Service R. LEE WILCGX Port Leyden, N. Y. Dealer in Wall Paper-Paints-Linoleum-Congoleum Axminister Rugs-Furniture-Horton Electric Washers CHorton Washers are Unconditionally Guaranteedj Your Patronage Solicited G. P. WILCOX General Merchandise, Port Leyden, N. Y. Hart Brand Canned Goods Red Ribbon Collee Good Service Quick Delivery We Pay 496 on Deposits Port Leyden National Bank Port Leyden, N. Y. l40l VICTORY CUSTOMERS NEVER CO ELSEWHERE - Always Trade at a Victory Store And You Will Always be Satisfied QUALITY QUANTITY Central New York's Finest Grocery Chain Lyons Falls - Port Leyden -- Lowville - Boonville Penn-O-Lene The High Test, No-knock Gas at the Regular Price. No dope, no coloring, no odor, no carbon, more miles per gallon V QUAKER STATE OIL-The oil with the extra quart N. W. SALMON, Distributor THE COLONIAL Lunches - Regular Dinners POTTER'S CORNERS Phone 35-F3 E411 ,I Anthony A. Ripp Port Leyden, N. Y. Flour, Feeds, Phosphates, Roofing, Lumber and Building Supplies' Harry L. Drake Busy Corner Department Store Atwater Kent Majestic Philco Radios Shoes for the Whole Family-Quality Groceries DOYLE HARDWARE Utica-Lyons Falls-Dolgeville--Newport-Port Leyden Constableville Stoves and Ranges Builders' Hardware Roofing Material Plumbing Fixtures Sheet Metal Work Heating, Plumbing Kelvinator, the Oldest Electric Refrigerator Electric Washing Machines and Accessories Sporting Goods E421 Goutremonfs Do-Drop-Inn Meals at All Hours Short Orders a Specialty Potter's Corners-Six Miles North of Boonville, N. Y. Health is not a matter of simply taking medicine. Crises, however, demand the attention of the best doctors and the right prescription aid. . . . . HOLDEN DRUG CO. Turin, N. Y. Three Maples Inn, Locust Grove, N. Y. The Best Place to Eat Short Orders Promptly Served. Try Our Sunday Chicken Dinner Conducted by Mr. and Mrs. Friend Ward Stop at Photographs in the The Clover Leaf Leyden Jar For Quick Service are by Lunches, Cold Drinks, Ice Cream PARIS STUDIOS FRED A. SHANTZ, Prop. Ogdensburg N Y , . . l43l Victory Chain, Inc. Where Food Economy Reigns Distributors of Supreme Court and Norwich Canned Foods Also Full Line of Fresh Fruits and Vegetables in Season Good Food at Fair Prices Always Home Baked Goods-Smoked Meats-Norwich and Aristos Flours Victory Chain, Inc. Quality Quantity Groceries A Prices A. J. Schroeder Dealer in Flour, Feed and Grain PHONE 59-F12 M. E. EGGLESTON COAL Lehigh Valley and P 8: R Anthracite Trucking of All Kinds PHONE 33-F5 E441 Compliments of RAY NICKERSON General Merchandise Turin, N. Y. Sh Hosiery Wor k Cloth Compliments of CARPENTER 81 TRIPP Turin, N. Y. I 1 6 NEXT T0 HOME Eat at the Chummy Restaurant Port Leyden, N. Y. Cigars-Candy-Ice Cream-Billiard Room TROMBLEY BROS., Prop. Everybody is Happy at Hayes 81 Hayes Every Thursday and Saturday Night Special Attention Given to Dinner Parties IVA Miles from Boonville on the Hawkinsville Road Dancing-Thursday 9-1 Saturday 8-12 Our Standards Never Change The fixed policy of this store is to sell good furniture, unexcelled in style and variety, at uniformly lower prices than generally prevail in this com- munity. We can and do maintain this policy by a small proiit margin and a volume business. This is a permanent policy. It prevails this month, next month, every month. Test our store on these claims. If we make good we want you for a reg- ular customer. Deliver Anywhere--Convenient terms Open Wednesday and Saturday evenings and any other evening by appointment CLARK LAYNG On the Q Boonville E461 Fashions Moderately Priced COATS - ENSEMBLES - DRESSES MILLINERY -- ACCESSORIES Also a Very Attractive Gift Shop PERRY'S STORE, Boonville, N. Y. Harry L. Husted Dealer in Radios, G. E. Refrigerators Westinghouse Stoves and Electrical Appliances Boonville, N. Y. Pleasing You Means Success for us Clothing You Can Save Money Buying Your Clothing of Fred Marcy, Boonville Good heavy wool worsted suits-S13.00 The better grade of suits range from 3519.75 to S31.00. These grades cannot be duplicated elsewhere for anywhere near the price. B.V.D. union suits ............ Sea1pax twin button, step thro union suits .................. Saranac genuine buckskin gloves ...................... Tobacco brown striped overalls, seams triple stitched ........ Men's Pure Linen golf pants .... Dollar grade 4-in-hands .,...... Five dollar hats, full-lined, our best grade ................. - Two dollar hats ............. - Five dollar Hi-lo-V sweaters-- .90 .65 1.15 1.15 2.25 .50 3.50 1.60 3.50 All Goods Sold are First Grade-Posi- tively No Seconds FRED MARCY, Clothier BOONVILLE, N. Y. E471 C. Compliments of RAY HARVEY Ford Dealer R. F. Sasenbery Mens' and Boys' Clothing Let Us Do Your Cleaning and Pressing Satisfaction Guaranteed Phone 10 BOONVILLE, N. Y. Open Shanahan's M. J. Shanahan, Prop. Dry Goods and Notions Evenings Boonville, N. Y. Compliments Avon Theatre Boonville, N. Y. S anford Pharmacy The Rexall Store ain Street V Opposite Post Oliice BOONVILLE, N. Y. H. E. Ornstedt 81 Son Jewelers and Opticians BOONVILLE, N. Y. i481 The Place to Eat and Feel at Home Adirondack Restaurant Regular Dinners and Short Orders At All Hours C. J. LOBDELL, Prop. Herald Bldg., Main St., Boonville, N. Y. The Pre-Tested Permanent Wave at A. J. Cyr Most Up-to-date Barber Shop for Ladies and Gents Permanent Waving Our Specialty Phone 270 Main St. Boonville, N. Y. Compliments of John T. Cavanagh Clothier BOONVILLE, N. Y. H. G. Grubel School Supplies Everything for Trustees, Teachers and Pupils The Novelty Gift Shop R. Russell, Prop. All Kinds of J ewelry-Watch YOU'RE WELCOME AT Bibb's Coffee Shoppe BOONVILLE, N. Y. Repairing Open Day and Night '9 s 11 1 s. B '11 , N. Y. TW Ou' Bowling l C uy er t Oonvl e 400 Dinners In Rear l49J Congratulations You will be pleased with the and DINNERS AND LUNCHES Best Wishes Served at the to the G,,,,1,,,,,f,,g Class Ideal Restaurant Prompt Service Reasonable Prices Dellerba's Headquarters for BLADE 8 LONGWAY CORRECT SHOES Main St. Boonville MAIN ST. BOONVILLE Phone 98 Open Evenings 1'1'r'r'I'l' 7 A 'ISYS 'I's15'l1fNf'N lil I l I ll llll I l llllldii' llilllnlal-llill l lIl'..1.1 vw 114144 ALS!! A AXA-lk-IL-I QUALIT V f 570 'bl-I 'so C' Q BOONVILLE. NY E501