Port Byron High School - Echo Yearbook (Port Byron, IL)

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Willie fell down the elevator, Wasn t found 'til six days later. Then-the neighbors sniffed, HGee whizl what a spoiled chile wiiiie is. ' Girls with brains as well as looks, Flourish mostly just in booksg But if both can not be had-- Then girls with looks are not so bad. Guke: HStop that man. He wanted'to kiss mein Cop: NQhat's all right, Miss. There'll be another along in a m1nute.H Freshman: HI don't knowru Sophomore: UI'm not prepared.H Junior: HI dOn't remember.U Senior: HI don't believe I can add anything to what has been said.H Girls when they swim Once dressed like Mother Hubbard. Now they have Q bolder whim And dress more like her cupboard. Herb: HDO you know why the little ink drop was so b1ue?N Bob: UNO, why?H ' Herb: HBecause his father was in the pen finishing out a sentence.H V Two high school boys were bragging about the size, ex- ploits, and accomplishments of their respective fathers. HMy father,H Cal boasted, His an Eagle, and Elk, a Moose and a Lion.H UYeah,U breathed his wondering companion Kenny, UHow much does it cost to see him?H Mr. Johnson: HWhat is the most potent poison?H Muggs: HThe airplane---one drop---and you'rw dead.H Walt: HEvery time I kiss you it makes me a better man.H Beve: UWell, you don't have to try to get to heaven in one night.U Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men. The other 999 are followers of women! God made women with a sense of humor so they can love men instead of laugh at them! Voice from the floor of the bus! HAaaaaah, someone's leaving-----new we can find a place to stand up.

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There was an old woman who lived in a shoe With this housing shortage, what else could she do? Mr. Johnson: nHave you seen my hat anywhere?n Miss Perring: HIt'S on your head,N Mr. Johnson: HI thank you. Only for you I should have gone off without it.U Mary had a little lamb, Its fleece was white as snow, And everywhere that Mary went The lamb said, uRinSo White, Rinso White.0 Two Cavalry rookies were given a horse apiece. They won- dered how they could tell them apart. HI'll cut the mane off mine,H said one, He did, but it grew back in timel UI'll trim the tail on mine,H said the other, but it, too grew out. HLets measure,H suggested the first. NPerhaps, one is higher.U y And sure enough, the black horse was a full three inches higher.than the white horse. Don: HHave you made up your mind to stay in?n Barb: UNO, I've made up my face to go out.n Don't keep telling her you are unworthy ---- surprise her. Mrs. Henry: NTommy Stebbins, what is wrong with this sentencey uThe horse and the cow is in the pasture?W Tommy: HOne ought to always put the lady flrst,W Chuck: Hold you bake these biscuits with your bwh little hands?N r Helen: nYes, dear.n , Chuck: UWell, who helped you lift them off the stove?u Marriage is the only life sentence that is suspended by bad behavior. Visitor fat the jailj HP90r man, What are you locked in here for?H ' . v Prisoner: HThey think l'd get out if I WeSn't. Oh, energetic jitterbug, Vivacioys, young, and fleet onc- Always keen to cut a rug, And yet too tired to beat one. A man can sometimes get a pearl out of en OV5t5rs but it takes a pretty girl to get a diamond out of en old crao