Port Byron High School - Echo Yearbook (Port Byron, IL)

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Willie fell down the elevator, Wasn t found 'til six days later. Then-the neighbors sniffed, HGee whizl what a spoiled chile wiiiie is. ' Girls with brains as well as looks, Flourish mostly just in booksg But if both can not be had-- Then girls with looks are not so bad. Guke: HStop that man. He wanted'to kiss mein Cop: NQhat's all right, Miss. There'll be another along in a m1nute.H Freshman: HI don't knowru Sophomore: UI'm not prepared.H Junior: HI dOn't remember.U Senior: HI don't believe I can add anything to what has been said.H Girls when they swim Once dressed like Mother Hubbard. Now they have Q bolder whim And dress more like her cupboard. Herb: HDO you know why the little ink drop was so b1ue?N Bob: UNO, why?H ' Herb: HBecause his father was in the pen finishing out a sentence.H V Two high school boys were bragging about the size, ex- ploits, and accomplishments of their respective fathers. HMy father,H Cal boasted, His an Eagle, and Elk, a Moose and a Lion.H UYeah,U breathed his wondering companion Kenny, UHow much does it cost to see him?H Mr. Johnson: HWhat is the most potent poison?H Muggs: HThe airplane---one drop---and you'rw dead.H Walt: HEvery time I kiss you it makes me a better man.H Beve: UWell, you don't have to try to get to heaven in one night.U Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men. The other 999 are followers of women! God made women with a sense of humor so they can love men instead of laugh at them! Voice from the floor of the bus! HAaaaaah, someone's leaving-----new we can find a place to stand up.

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