Port Byron High School - Echo Yearbook (Port Byron, IL)

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HUMOR gefinition of the nldeal Boyn . have a car . be pleasant . have a car 2 3 4. be congenial p 3. be a good listener 8 9 . have a car . be handsome . have a car Numbers 2,4,6,8 may be omitted if the car ha Just give me a man with a million or two, Or one that is handsome would happily do, A dashing young fellow is swell any day, Or one that is But if the man Go back to the The rookie was he didn't know famous would suit me O.K. shortage should get any worse very first line of this verse crazy to get married --------- it 'till after he got married You can tell an apprentice seamen by his loo alarm, You can tell a petty officer by the chevies You can tell a first lieutenant by his manne and such, You can also tell an ensign, but you sure ca much. V s a radio. 9 -- ---- but yacauoeooq k of great on his arm, rs, dress n't tell him Courtship causes a man to spoon, marriage to fork over. Lipstick is something that gives added flavor to an old pastime. Katie Cto husband on telephonej HDarling, come home at once, baby has swallowed my fountain pen.n Roland: UI'll be right over, but what are you doing in ' the meantime?n Katie: NUsing a pencil.V These new synthetic stockings made out of coal, wood, and rubber are going to be mighty confusing for women. When they get a run, they won't know whether they have a clinker, a splinter, or a blow-out.. ..... . OUIOIOOOIO Why take life so seriously? You will never get out a- live, anyway: NMy mother and father were cousins--that's why I look so much alike,H said a Freshman. N Lu .ai 1 Z! - IAA sell. 1. S I

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Willie fell down the elevator, Wasn t found 'til six days later. Then-the neighbors sniffed, HGee whizl what a spoiled chile wiiiie is. ' Girls with brains as well as looks, Flourish mostly just in booksg But if both can not be had-- Then girls with looks are not so bad. Guke: HStop that man. He wanted'to kiss mein Cop: NQhat's all right, Miss. There'll be another along in a m1nute.H Freshman: HI don't knowru Sophomore: UI'm not prepared.H Junior: HI dOn't remember.U Senior: HI don't believe I can add anything to what has been said.H Girls when they swim Once dressed like Mother Hubbard. Now they have Q bolder whim And dress more like her cupboard. Herb: HDO you know why the little ink drop was so b1ue?N Bob: UNO, why?H ' Herb: HBecause his father was in the pen finishing out a sentence.H V Two high school boys were bragging about the size, ex- ploits, and accomplishments of their respective fathers. HMy father,H Cal boasted, His an Eagle, and Elk, a Moose and a Lion.H UYeah,U breathed his wondering companion Kenny, UHow much does it cost to see him?H Mr. Johnson: HWhat is the most potent poison?H Muggs: HThe airplane---one drop---and you'rw dead.H Walt: HEvery time I kiss you it makes me a better man.H Beve: UWell, you don't have to try to get to heaven in one night.U Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men. The other 999 are followers of women! God made women with a sense of humor so they can love men instead of laugh at them! Voice from the floor of the bus! HAaaaaah, someone's leaving-----new we can find a place to stand up.