Port Austin School - Pirate Yearbook (Port Austin, MI)

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MICHAEL J. GEMBARSKI (Boss) MICHAEL J. GREENE (Green-Jeans) Basketball 4 Baseball 4 KAREN J. SCHMIDT (Schmidtski) Basketball 1,3,4 Librarian 1,2,3,4 Glee Club 1,2 Plays 3 Annual Staff 4 Pep Club 1,2 DALE A. SCHRAMSKI (friest) Basketball 1,2,3,4 Baseball 1,2,3,4 Football 2,3,4 Track 2,3,4 FT A 4 Annual Staff 4 Varsity Club 2,3 Plays 3,4 President 3 Vice President 2 Breeze Staff 4 SHARON A. HEWITT (Herby) Plays 3,4 Breeze Staff 3 Glee Club 2 Language Arts 3,4 Pep Club 1

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FRANKLIN L. VOSS (Frank) Basketball 2,3 Annual Staff 4 Plays 3,4 Football Manager 4 LINDA M. HOODY (Jr.) Breeze Staff 3 Annual Staff 4 Band 1,2,3,4 Plays 3,4 Basketball Manager 4 Language Arts 3,4 Glee Club 3 ALBERT M. DUROCHER (Al) Basketball 1,2,3 Manager 4 Football 3 Manager 4 Photography Club 2 Annual Staff 4 Breeze Staff 4 Track 4 Stage Crew 4 JOSEPH C. FINAN (Pick) Play 3 Basketball 2 Annual Staff 4 DIANE M. MacDONALD (Giggles) Basketball 1 Pep Club 1 Glee Club 2 FT A 3,4 Vice President of FT A 4 Breeze Staff 3

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PROPHECY Janis Steinman has recently become the first woman mayor of Port Austin. She promises to continue the project for Town Beautification. Leonard Horetski continued farming and has done quite well for himself. Last year he was elected the NFO representative of Huron County. Linda Hoody has worked her way up from a local social worker to an authority on juvenile psychology. Dale Sehramski found his occupation in sports. He sells popcorn at Tiger Stadium. Janet Mayes invented a new protein cereal for athletes which has made her quite wealthy. It's called ZE Bits. Eileen Kozlowski closed her bakery to become the discoverer of new and better fillings for jelly buns and cream puffs. Tim Loewe has left the meat business for Hollywood. He plans to become the new Rock Hudson. Diane MacDonald has just earned her degree in Psychology. Her article How to Control Your Emotions will be soon published in Reader's Digest. Mike Gembarski and his wife are celebrating their tenth wedding anniversary. They'll be leaving shortly on their second honeymoon to Seagull Island. Colleen Karsmarski became a private secretary to a young executive and eloped with him after two months under his employ. Gary Jandreski has made his fortune recently with the publishing of his book, New Five- letter Words For Adults Only . Karen Schmidt went to Hollywood and became a very popular comedienne. Her new stage name is Dillis Philler. KindaKorn has married her high school sweetheart and is living on a farm. You can catch her feeding chickens around 10 o'clock. A1 Durocher started the first Huron County Stray Dog Sanctuary in his back yard. The last official count was 147. Donna Beck now has the largest share in a shopping center just north of Port Austin. It's called Beck's Floating Mall. Elaine Knoblick is now the head nurse at the Huron County Hospital in Bad Axe. Bill Sturm is the local milkman and gossip spreader. He's always there when anything happens. Barb Veginski, alias Barbie the famous model for electric clothes has retired and be- come the designer of the latest automatic dresses. Tom Ventline started a new type of club. The rules for admittance are pretty strict. You must be between 21 and 28 years of age, single and female. Elaine Baranski has just received the Michigan Jolly Housewife Award for her article published in Good Housekeeping entitled How To Stay Fifty Pounds Overweight and Be Happy. Charlie Heins started out as a door to door salesman and is now the general manager of the Fuller Brush Company. Charlie always was a fast worker. Frank Voss became an engineer. His latest job was the designing of the new roller rink in Port Austin. Charlene Sehramski has started a new trend for Polish weddings. She's called the Polka Yodeler . She's just released a record entitled Yeh Whoo . Mary Brock, or Mamma Mousoulf, as she is now called, opened a pizza house in Harbor Beach, Jackie Parks has become the author of a few novels. They include the best seller, How To Catch A Man At 29 And A Half. Don Ventline is the notoriously strict County Conservation Officer feared by all the local teens. Sharon Hewitt decided that she wanted to travel. She is now a First Sergeant in the WACS. Mike Green went back to Texas and has become a modern cowboy. He heads for round-up on his 400 horse power cycle-plane. Joe Finan is the newest face in the wrestling profession. He's known as Fearless Joe Terrible. Denise Sosnoski has done what everyone expected. She married a farmer and milks 20 cows every morning and night.