Port Austin School - Pirate Yearbook (Port Austin, MI)

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CLASS WILL I, Karen Ashworth, being of unsound mind and body, will my good marks to my sister Kathy, and my angora to anyone who has a black class ring to put it on. I, Cheryl Behm, will my clarinet to my sister Nancy Ann and all of my outside activities to anyone who is dumb enough to volunteer for them. I, Mike Finan, will my football position to anyone who wants it and my ability to do everything to the Junior class. I, Tim Finan, will my 1322 VDBS unbald eagle half-cent to Tony Fisher and my 17 muskrat traps to my brother Bob. I, Dave Gordon, will my natural wavy red hair to Mary Ventline and my car troubles to any- one who wants them. I, Connie Hogan, will my ability to get out of classes to my sister Patty Ann and my library job to anyone that deserves it. I, Sandy Hogan, will my knack of eating candy in Mrs. Chumbler’s Bookkeeping class to Shirley Maxwell and myself to Gene Kosinski. I, Ray Hoody, will my ability to hunt to Bill Strozeski and my life to Joan Navock. I, Karen Horn, will my housework to anyone who wants it. I, Floyd Jaworski, will my ability to stay out of trouble to Tom Hirschberger. 1, Dave Knoblock, will my ability to do nothing in school to Ed Ventline and my football position to Aaron Miller. I, Jim Knoblock, will my '58 Chevy to anyone who can keep gears in the transmission. I, Ernie Korleski, Being of sound mind most of the time, will my ability to indulge in the finer things of life to Bill Sturm. I, Joan Krease, will my ability to talk in Study Hall to Darlene Lerash and my vocal position to anyone who can get that high. I, Pat Krumenaker, will my nickname Toots to my sister Marion and my ability to talk and tell jokes to Eddie Schmidt. I, Bill Mayes, will my football position to Joe Schwedler and my brownie points to my sister Janet. I, Tom McGuire, will my ability to stay out of trouble to my brother Dan. I, Joann Murawski, will my art talent to Linda Shubel and my ability to get along with teachers to my sister Janet. I, Betty Poloski, will my farming ability to Pat Kozlowski and my ability to stay out of trouble to Eddie Ventline. I, Eileen Ramage, will my ability to stay out of trouble to Janet Horetski and my address book to any girl who wants it. I, Kay Reimann will my nickname Banana to Colleen Goretski and all of my secretary note books to anyone who can keep track of them. I, Don Schramski, will my ability to play cards to Gyp Gordon and my nickname to anyone who wants it. I, Peggy Schwedler, will my shyness in class to my brother Joe. I, Bob Steinman, will a snorkel and bathing cap to A1 Durocher and my chemistry book to Jim Graham. I, Dave Stouffer, will my right tackle position to Pete Schmidt and my nickname Cuddles to anyone who thinks they deserve it. I, Kurt Thuemmel, will my great driving ability to Mark Finan. 1, Carol Vegenski, will my ability to walk on ice to Shirley Maxwell and my natural blonde hair to Karen Schmidt. 13

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Giftatory We are presenting the Seniors the following gifts in hopes that they will be useful to them in the years to come. Karen Ashworth: A jeep to make the rounds. Cheryl Behm: A lifetime supply of stationery and stamped envelopes. Mike Finan: A year's supply of shells. Tim Finan: A large chrome ball. Dave Gordon: A white house and a podium. Connie Hogan: A box of popcorn and an abundant supply of gum. Sandy Hogan: A rolling pin for future use. Ray Hoody: A bag of cheese popcorn. Karen Horn: A spark plug to keep her moving. Floyd Jaworski: A key to the back door. Dave Knoblock: A piggy bank. Jim Knoblock: An economy car that runs up to 30 miles per gallon. Ernie Korleski: A crank to start his car and make it go. Joan Krease: A brush roller and pick to help supply her future beauty salon. Pat Krumenaker: A Tootsie Roll to remind her of her nickname. Bill Mayes: A million dollars to get into politics. Tom McGuire: A ''MAC truck. Joann Murawski: The tools of her trade to launch her toward artwork. Betty Poloski: A tractor so she won't get lonesome for the farm. Eileen Ramage: An address book to keep track of all her beaus. Kay Reimann: A Chiquita banana. Don Schramski: A field of beans. Peggy Schwedler: A robot to replace her in the store. Bob Steinman: Enough tape to cover his wounds. Dave Stouffer: A stuffed animal to cuddle. Kurt Thuemmel: A Charlie Atlas course. Carol Vegenski: A jar of soap bubbles.

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PROPHECY As editor of the Breeze in our Senior year, I was asked to print up a small paper telling a little something about our classmates. The paper was prepared for this, our 1985 or twenty year reunion. Here is what I found out. Karen Ashworth, a great lover of horses back in '65, is now State Chairman of the Humane Society. Cheryl Behm is now president of the Behm Clarinet Company. Cheryl always said it was the instrument's fault when she made a mistake, so now she is out improving them. Mike Finan and Dave Stouffer are partners in the Finan-Stouffer Wild Duck Meat Plant. Hope the business is good boys. Tim Finan and Ernie Korleski are NBC's top news commentators. Back in '65 we heard Good night Chet and Good night David. Now, we hear Good night Ernest and Good night Timothy. Dave Gordon is a ferry boat captain working out of the recently widened Pinnebog River. Connie and Sandy Hogan are co-owners of the Hogan Jellies and Preserves Company. We always thought those two girls were just peachy. Floyd Jaworski and Dave Knoblock are in the Pork Sausage business. I am sure you have all seen their ads, they sell them in all fifty-three states. Joan Krease is the head of the Orange Pickers Union. She is stationed in the South. Bob Steinman is serving on the President's committee for cutting down our nation's 100 billion dollar budget. As you know Bob always was good at Math. Most of us know Kay Reimann as House Mother Reimann. You see Kay is the house mother of a large girls dorm at Northern Michigan State University in Bad Axe. My! How the college has grown. Tom McGuire is now Vice President of the Hallmark Card Company. Tom always did admire cards of all kinds. Betty Poloski serves as Tom's secretary. Ray Hoody and Jim Knoblock are partners in a car and helicopter repair shop. Boy! Times have sure changed. Pat Krumenaker and Carol Vegenski own and operate a Dress Shop. The name of the shop is Space Fashions Unlimited. Man, you should see some of the beautifully hidden oxygen packs the girls are selling now. Peggy Schwedler is now Dean Schwedler of the Port Austin Rocket Hostess School. Oh yes, our town forges on. Joan Murawski is now personal secretary of Judge Frapperbackinning, the present judge of the P.A. area. e Kurt Thuemmel and Don Schramski are big wheels in the Michigan Milk Producers Association. As they say, you never out grow your need for milk. Karen Horn, married you know, is living in Moon City. Well, there is the Class of '65, all but me. Bill Mayes. 1 always wanted to get into politics and I finally made it. I am now the Under-Under-Under-Under-Secretarv of Defense in charge of making sure there are cups at all the water coolers in the Pentagon.