Port Angeles High School - Tum Tum Yearbook (Port Angeles, WA)

Text from Pages 1 - 152 of the 1922 volume:

viwe:-.uv--1: '- x - www-nib ny... V I , ,QW , XXIIHUIUNIXX !HIIlXXINNlllbl1ns A 'Il' Q, 4 ROOSEVELT HIGH SCHOOL VOLUME THIRTEEN 1922 ci' 4 1'U1:l,rS1I12n nv THE STUDENT BODY OF PORT ANGELES HIGH SCIIOO 111 grafvflll afvfv'z'ci11Ii011 of his services durifzg flzc two and om,-llalf ymrs of his Xllf't'I'i71fl'Ilffl'7ICy flzis book is dedicated to MR. C11.x1u.rf:s lllmflf1c'1 1' CIIARLES liR11f1f1z'r sun-rgk1N'r15xnuN'r UF sc1mm,s T0 JANUARY 1, 1922 Z'W ' MR. Rolzlcmx O'lilm1-:N PRESIDENT OF THE RUAIQD MRS. Imm l'luRs'1'M.xN MR. C. E. IFULM CLICIQIC OF Tllli IHLXRU ln- 1 i f l C. VV. I'1Olllili l'fRIN'I'l':NUl'fN'l' Ill Sflllhf as O . , , Fm Tuomfxs GEISNIESS PRINCIPAL Ol' TIIE IIIGII S CHOOL TH E FAC ULTY 1. .1 'r 1 N DR. 'I'11m1.xs Ci1c1sx1iss . . , l'nix'ers1ly nf EIIIIIIUSUIII, .X. ll., .X. KI., I'l1,lJ. II I S 'I' O R Y ll.x1-11o1u .-Xxniucsisx li. IX., XY:xsl1i11gtn11St:11e College HOME ECONOMICS B151:N1C1c M. C.x11P13121.1. ll. S.. Allllllillilll .Xgriculliirzil College IIIYIKXNY, .Xl1RICUl.'I'URE' KIENERAI. SCIENCE, M CSIL Aczxlis N. C.x1z1.soN II, S., University 0fxY!lSlllI1glOlI ENGLISH .XNI1I..'X'1'IN 5.111112 L. DUNLAP .X. l1.,IInivcrsity 0fXV:1sl1ingt011 M.X'l'lIIEM.X'I'ICS, 1'oC1x'1'1oN.xL imimwlxcs GRACE M. IrLx1G11'r Pratt Institute, Smith-Iluglies Diplmnzx SCIENCE G1..x1Jx's HAMM IL S., University of XVZISIIIDQIOII FRENCII, ENGLISII, PIIYSICAI, EDUCATION RIARI.-X M,xRC1111,noN Il. E., University Ofxv1ISllIIIgIOl'I 11.x'r111z11,x'r1Cs AND C0111112RC1,x1. INEZ V. MCL.-xUC111.1N llcllinglinin Nurninl I7El',XR'l'1IEN'I' UF YOCATIONAI, EDUCATION R. 5131111.12 l'nivcrsiIx' of XVisennsin For fourteen years fl macliinist :nnl :A tool worker. Sinitlivlluglics Vocational Certificate M.fX'I'IIIERI.X'l'ICS, leurs' .-x'1'111.13'1'1C COACII M. SENZ A. II., UniversitynfMont:111z1. ll. S., Montana State College University of XVnshington COMMERCIAL Gizokni.-x 'I'.-w1.nR Ilcllinglinin Normal. l5eutel's Business College ENGLISH I2I.IS.XIIE'I'II XV1c11s'1'1i1z .X. ll., Liniversity of lvIISlIllIgf0II I I 14 A iw . ww N . . .. A K . .-' A giir 1 I 4 1 1 1 Ex EC U'r1vl2 BOARD MEM BERS The History and Work of the P. A. H. S. Student Body Association Every student in High School is a member of the Student Body Association. Our present association was organized in September of 1917 with the following officers elected by the students at large: President, Yice- President, Secretary Zllld Treasurer. ln addition to these members each class chooses a member to serve on the executive board, which consists of the elected officers, the class representatives, Dr. Geisness and one faculty member chosen by the students at large. The purpose of this organization is, To manifest our confidence in the principal of democratic government, to give every student a voice i11 the management of all school activities and to encourage the co-operation of all classes in the promotion of school enterprises. QTaken from the CO11Stlt1lTLlOl1.5 The Hrst year of the organization the Student Body Activities which the asociation controlled were: Athletics for boys' a11d girls' basketball, The Tum Tum and Girls, Glee Club, all of which received good support from the students. The second year the activities which were just mentioned were con- tinued and inter-class debate, in which keen interest was taken, was organized. During the third year the activities of previous years were continued. In addition to supporting these activities the Student Body paid a debt of S350 from the Tum Tum of 1919. Under the direction of Mrs. Neal Thomas the first H. S. Orchestra was established and from the beginning the work of this organization was unusually good. Four literary programs were given under the auspices of the Student Body. Not only the spirit of the students was enthusiastic, but the interest of parents, as shown by the attendance- was unusually keen. The Ilsaso was established as a Student Body Organization and the bulk of the work was done by Miss Poole and the Senior Class. As a student publication it was successful in making and creating student opinion, as a financial enterprise the first Ilsaso was successful. On this same year Mr. liriffet, with the co-operation of the S. B. A. turned the state arbor day into a campus day. The grounds were cleaned up, walks were made and the space in front of the school was completely transformed. - The fourth and past years the organization has been marked by an added impetus in many lines of activities. One of the new departures was the organization of Girls' physical training classes. Lack of equipment and coach prevented the organization from having a football team, but with the help of Mr. Roy Jensen and the able direction of Morris Cays our boys made a good showing in basketball. The first boys' track team in the history of the H. S. was organized this year and took Hrst place in the Sequim May Day meet. The school year of 1920-21 saw the establishment of the Olympic Peninsular Triangular Debate League between Port Townsend, Sequim and Port Angeles High Schools. Our teams made second place in this series. ..15.. Tum Tum Staff Editor-in-C11 iff ,...... ,,,,, Assistant .....,........., Business ildanagcr ..... Assistant .,.,....,.,..... P Assistant ..... A sszsta nt .....,..,.... Senior Editor ...... Assistant ....,.,.., fun-for Editor ......... Assistant .......,....,.., Sofvlzonzorr Editor Assistant .,....,......., Frvslnnan Editor ...... Assistant .....................,,Y, Sub-Eroslinzan Editor ..... Fifth ldflzool Editor.. Assistant ,..v.......o.ow..... I.llt'l't1l'.X' Editor ..,.., ,,.,,, Assistant ..,......,.. Sorivtuv Editor .... . .rlssistant ..........Y..., Athletic Editor ....... A-lssistant ...,.,,,..... .tllllllliil Editor ..... .-lssistant ......,,.. Jokv Editor ..,.o Assistant .,.,....,, Artist ..,,.............A,,.,,, Girls' Club Editor ..... Assistant .....,.,.,............. Stndvnt Body Editor. Assistant l...,...,,,,..,...s... .S'najvsl1ot Editor ...., Mnsir Editor .,...... Assistant ..,.,...,....,,,., Orrlzrstra Editor t,,..... Boys' Gln' Club Editor ...., Girls' CIM Club Editor ,.., Cartoonist ,,,.,,.. ..,,........,.. Assistant ................,...,.... Girls' ,Altlzlftiv Editor .,,t,. .rlssistant .........,,,....,,,.,......,,.,.,., 17f'f'lH'I'llIt'llf of Instruction ..,..,. Assistant ,,.....,.,...,,.V............,...,. Eacult-V.--Idz'isors ..... . -15- i',IDY'l'Illi Mcl..xUc:l1l,IN .......LUR.'XINI2 Sl1,xRNn1m1c:11 ...,......,....l,lCUN fiR.XV1iS ,...........NoN.x H.xYN12s IJUROTIIY AU MAN N .t,...Kl,xRr:.xIuc'l' FISIIICR v .,... CIARIQNQIQ HROXYN .....E'I'lHCI, O'l11ulcN ,....RlARIlC lfR.xNcIs ...mjoll N Il,xNl,1cx' .........C.fXl.X'1N Ifus'1'1-:R .......l7I'IUNlCY CRISSLICR , ,.... ...... I 'IicI.12N Stuuzi T. Ihcnlfolui .o........C,txRo1.YN I'l+:AR1. v...,..RUssIc1.l. l'Immc:1moN .,,,....,E1m'.x1um XVil.cox RlAIUQUI'IRI'l'l'I JOHNSON ............E1.1.1Q:N RlCfViR.X'l'li II.-WNIES ....'l'111iI.x1,x IDAVIIJSON ,...,.,.,,El7Sf7N BROXVN KEN F.-xx,I.c:R12N .jmssuz B,xnc:ocK fXRClIIl2 N.xv1.cm fbxxllcs G.-x1.1..xc2c71 JOIIN GIQISNIQSS .,.,....lJON.'Xl.ll Sol,1v1zN ....xYIiRNA PIENSI-2 PIIINE I,m'1zl..xc1c IIYI, XV0l.VlCR'l'ON QQTQQEJS .....,....RII5RRII.I. O.-XIQIZS ...E'ruI2i.x'N SIIICVIIERD ,.........t,....CJLIYIQR Gus' ..,.t,.Ei.olsl': McfCl.UR1i .,....XRTI!UR lirNc:Il,xM .............fXTrr.o lhzu. ,.,,..o,....El1N.x lslovif .........I'iIiI,IX fi.XI.l..Xl'CT ..I2MM.x XVIFICIQIQHII.-XM lXl.XRil.XIiIi'l' Iflsmik .,..,,JU.'XNI'l'.X LIN1ms.xx' ..,...'XR'I'IIUR l'x2'r1cRSON ....,.,...E'I'lIICT. GREEN Bliss l'lAIl9ll'l' Dflss IUUNL.-Xl' 'll- ff- -17- -19- i ..20.. Seniors cI.,xss omflclsks A ll.-xIl.liY ..,........ .......,. I Jrvsidmzt .xx roN SCu.x11,1.. .,.. Vicv-President n 1'1112 B'ICI,..XUGl'ILIN ..... Svcrclary :Nix IfLxYN1zs.. .... ,..... 7 'rcasurvr Iss l'lAu:11'1' .... A.....-lfiwisor M o T 'r 0 NYIENI Yun VYICI lf 1, 0 w li R SCOTCI1 BROOM C 0 1. 0 R s GRl':1eN AND Gow W nr Mgr 'iv' LUCY lehz1.1.1c ANmzRsoN 2. Entered as Sophomore from M waukee, Wis. Class Basketball Team. 3. Vice-president of Girls' Club. Basketball, first team. Assistant Athletic Editor of Tu Tum . Virginia in Mrs Briggs of tl Poultry Yard . 4. President of Girls' Club. Exchange Editor of the Ilsaso . Basketball, first team. Amy Spettigueu in Charley's Aunt . I Dokornv M. .AUMANN 1. Glee Club. 3. Glee Club. 4, Assistant Business Manager of Tum Tum . Carnival. jizssus BIAY llxlseock 3. Assistant Junior Editor of Tu Tum . 4. Alumni Editor of Tum Tum . INA M. Blx11.1zY 1. Basketball, first team. 2. Basketball, first team. Vice-president of Class. 3. Basketball, first team. President of Class. 4. President of Class. Captain of Basketball Team succeeded by Nczna Haynes. Miro Illini. 3. Silas in Mrs Briggs of the Poultry Yard'. 4. Babbs in Charleys' Aunt . Stage Manager for Pocahontasl Glee Club Editor of Tuul Tum Assistant Business Manager of Ilsaso . , Gimel-: lhc1iNi2l.1. 1. Glce Club. 2. Athletic Committee of Girls' Club, XViuuer of Clallam County Spelling Contest. 3. Athletic Conunittee of Girls' Chtb. 4. Social Service Committee of Girls' Club. Glee Club. XVa-wa-ta-sec in Poeahontas . Om lhzowx 1. Glec Club. 2. Glcc Club. Spring Festival. 3. Mrs. Briggs iu Mrs Briggs of the Poultry Yard . Mrs, liecluvitlf' in The Farmer- etten. 4. Carnival. C1l.ARlfNClf liRONVN 2. Debate, 3. Glee Club. 4. Shyloelc in the Merchant of Venice . Yeomau of the guard in Poca- lioutasu. Life of XVashington, patriotic progrzun. Jack Chesneyl' in Charlcy's Aunt . Class liclitor for Urlilllll Turn . lilE'l l'Y Croulillc 1. Glce Club. 2. May Festival. 3. Mrs O'Conner in Mrs. Briggs of the Poultry Yard . Mrs Timothy Lawson in The . l7armerettc . 4. Kitty Verclon in Cl1arley's Aunt . Court Lady in Pocahonlas . Carnival, :XGNES EDNA COYIENTON l. Glec Cluh 2. Glce Club. Club. i 5 f 5 . 4 4 ? lf N E. V S ini . ,, 1 Q . . . 5 N. 5, i 'Qs 'n if ' t 47 .i-. , xi G ii s V K llix - N L vi 3. E s t I 1 Na - adflgfixi M- f .11 -' F 'Wi' 'Eiiwfb if Q- 3 ' fi: V -fi -- - 4. Social Service Committee of Girls' -4 A 5497. ii. . f.- .Q 1 ,ga lil LQ.g.vC W 3. J I ,. - .. . .....,,.,.,...v,..,..........,.,e....,... .. ,. -..iq mx Q ,, A 23- 4- NlE'l l'IIE IDIl'l'ULIJ First Honor Stnrlunt. iDORlS Ennv 1lQx1:u.x1115'1' D,x1:Y1. l+'1s111z11 l. Glce Club. 2. Glce Clnb. Class l3:1skctbnll 'l'c:1n1. 3. Glcc Club. Society liclitor of Uriilllll 'l'11n1 . l3:1skctb:1ll, lirst lcxnn. Junior Qunrtcttc. 'KCZIYIUCIIU i11 Spunisll play Ln Bl'O1TlZ1U. 4. Glce Club. .XSSlSt2lllt Business M:111z1gu1' of Hrflllll Tn1n . Girls' Athletic Editor of Nriilllll Tum . Senior Quartcttc. Portia in Mc1'cl1:1n1 of Vcnicc' Y1c1zN.x Fow1.1zR I.1zoN S. fViR,XX'liS 2. lizlsketbzlll, lirst tcznn. 3. Hz1skCtb11ll, lirst tcznn. Class Editor of Niilllll riillllln. Orcliestra. Boys' Glue Club. 4. Business Manager of T11n1 'iillllln Sccretnry-'l'1'cz1su1'c1' of A Club liaskctbull. Iirst tcznn. Orchestra. 1 ETIIEI. Es'rl21.I..x GIQIZIZN 1. Glcc Club. 2. Assistant Class Editor of Tum Tumv. 3. Glce Club. Program Committee of Girls' Club. 4. Glce Club. Court Lady in 'Pocabontasf Assistant liditor of Department of Instruction of Tum Tum . Ouvicn GUY 2. Orchestra. 3. Orchestra Director. Glcc Club. Music Editor of Tum Tum . 4. Orchestra Loader. Music Editor of 'l'um Tum . Class Business lllanagcr of llsaso . llxui. lAl.XNSICN 1. Vice-president of Sub lircslnnan Class. 2. Boys' Glcc Club. 3. Boys' Glcc Club. 4. Boys' Glcc Club. Stage Manager for Cl1arluy's Aunt . NoN.x REX l-l.xYNizs 1. Class Secretary-Tronsurcr. japanese Operctta. 2. Musical Festival. Basketball, first team. 3. Basketball. brst team. Mandyl' in Mrs, Briggs of tlic Poultry Yard . Chairman of Social XVclfarc Com- mittee of Girls' Club. 4. Assistant Business lllanagcr of Tum Tum . Treasurer of Class. Glce Club. Captain of Basketball 'll-run. Secretary of 'iTum Tum Staff. XTERNA Llal lux H HN sis 4. Girls' Club Editor of Tum Tum . Mem 31 ROBERT HOARE 2. Basketball. Baseball. 3. Vice-president of Student Body Association. Vice-president of Class. 4. Member of Executive Board. Basketball, lirst team. Esr IIER HOLM ES 3. Melissa in Mrs. Briggs of thc Poultry Yard . 4. Ella in Charley's Aunt . LES'l'ER JOHNSON 3. Valedictorian in move up day pro- gram. 4. Editor-in-Chief of Ilsaso . Member of Executive Board 'of the Wasliirigton State High School Press Association. ' Brassett in 'lCharley's Aunt . ALICIE LARKIN 2. Glee Club. 3. Glee Club. Daisy in Mrs, Briggs of the Poultry Yard . 4. Glee Club. JUixN1'1f,x LINDSAY 1. Glee Club. Musical Festival. 2. Class Basketball Team. Glee Club. Director of 'AButterl'ly Land . 3. Glee Club. Junior Quartette. Basketball, Hrst team, High School Quartettc. Q 4. Glee Club. mAh-Meek in Pocahontas Girls' Yell Leader. Basketball, first team. IRENIE Ewrn LUCAS 3. 4. Entered as Junior from Aberdeen High School. Business Manager of llsaso . Basketball, first team. MANINQ: M.n:i:.xNN.x 1. lloile l-ligh School, lloile. P. l. 2. St. Vincent Seminary College, Jare, lloile, P. I. 3. Broadway High School. Seattle, xV1lSll. 4. Debate. Football. Track. Saxiulzl. lloxxzxkn 11011515 2. Baseball, lirst team. 3. Class Business lllanager of llsaso . 4. Assistant Business lllanager of llsaso . Iyrn 1-31, N. MeC.n:'r 1. 2. 3. 4. Em 2. 3. 4. Member of Executive lloard. Member of Executive Board. Class Secretary. llsaso reporter. Student Body Secretary. Kate in Mrs Briggs of the Poultry Yard . Second l-louor Student. rms YIYIAN RlCl.AUGlll.lN 'llsaso reporter. llsaso reporter. Editor-in-Chief of Tum Tum . llsaso reporter. Vice-president of Girls' Club. Class Secretary. 'Kg s . ' N 1' N f N X lv 1 f V x C M' X 2. 4 'ALM lfvdbiff' 3 Jin e 'z I - XVQ, W, . 1 ,SA , -5. 73-,, ik- ,. Y 1 ,il 3 ' at AMY VVILDA MCMULLIQN E'r11lil. L. O'llRn5N 3. Orchestra. 4. Assistant Class Editor of Tum Tum . I.Ul':l.l.,x L. PINYIQRU IQUTII PRICKICTT Es'1'H15R RAYMOND 4. Triangular Debate. lxli.-XRYIEI, GRM' ROSE CLAYTON M. Sc11.xu,1, 3. Entered as Junior from Custer County High School, lllilcs City, Mont. Triangular Debate. Assistant Student Rody Editor of Tum Tum . Mr. Lee in Mrs, Briggs of the Poultry Yard . 4. Vice-president of Student Rody Association. Vice-president of Class. Triangular Debate. Bassiano in Merchant of Venice . Charley in Charley's Aunt . l.oR,x1Ni1: SIIARNIZROICII 3. Glee Club. Orchestra. 4. Assistant liditor-in-Chief of Tum Tumu. Orchestra. Sir Francis Chesney in Charley's Aunt . Treasurer of Boys' Glee Club. E'l'1llEl.YN Snl2l'.xRn 3. Entered as Junior from Molson lVash. 4. Snap-shot lfditor of Uililllll Tum DCTN.Xl,l7 SoI.iVl2N 1. Class Baseball 'lqC1llll. 3. Assistant Snap-shot Editor of niiilllll Tum . Glee Club. 4. Assistant Artist of 'l'uin Tum . First Prize XVinner on lfssay Con- test offered by Port Angeles C0111- niercial Club. lX'lx'RR11.x S'rn.12S 1. Japanese Operctta. 2. Glee Club. ' 3. Glee Club Concert. Donna Lucia D'Alvcdorez in Charley,s Aunt . 1 3 Q . ' g N XX X , R 5 X A as ,, 9 29' . ig Wa, 1' R323 .41 YW!! -29- IQEITH THOMPSON 3. Entered as Junior from Queen Anne High School, Seattle, Wash. Glee Club. Orchestra. Yell Leader. Basketball, tirst team. Baseball. Track. Member of Executive Board. Athletic Editor of Tum Tum . 4. President of Student Body Asso ciation. Football CCaptainj. Basketball, first team. Track. Mr. Stephen Spettigue' in Char- ley's Aunt , EDNA VVOLD EM MA NIM' VVICKERSHAM 2. Glee Club. 3. Assistant Artist of Tum Tum . Glee Club. 4. Chairman of Social Service Com- mittee of the Girls' Club. Assistant Cartoonist of Tum Tum . ETIIYL GLADYS XVoLv1zR'roN 1. Glee Club. 4. Glee Club Accompanist. Student Body Editor of Tum Tum . Business Manager of Senior Play. Third Honor Student. CLARA YOUNG 3. Entered from Sacramento High School. Glee Club. Jane in The Earmeretten. 4. Secretary-Treasurer of Girls' Glee ' Club. Class Basketball. Senior Class History Little Ned and Nell one cold winter night, VVere sitting by the fireplace, cheery and bright, lVhen a little old elf appeared on the hearth, Beaming with Joyg bubbling over with mirth. Said he to the children, Now listen to meg I'll tell you a story, and you shall soon see, How the dignified Seniors of P. A. ll. S. llave learned, through strife, the way to success. 'Tis true that once they were young and green: 'Twas in the fall of nineteen-eighteen. They were scotted and jeered at by all the rest: lt made them feel small. but they stood the test. The colors they chose were of green and of gold And Hlvflll, Vid! Vid, their motto, l'm told. To class and to colors they tried to be true: Respected and loyed and honored them, too. They worked and played and had jolly good times, Of which I cannot relate in these rhymes. Their lessons and du'ies, they tried to shirlc never, .Xnd soon became Sophomores, brilliant and clever. Now they were experienced and wise with age. lfor they were above the lireshman stage. They could smile at the lfrosh, and list to their moans, Could laugh at their blunders, their sighs and their groans As a Sophomore class this was the best yet, Their parties and frolics, they can neyer forget: liut their thoughts were of a higher aim- To win distinction and likewise, fame. ,Xnd so, 'twas not long till as Sophs they were through, .Xnd they soon became juniors, upper-classmen, teo. As juniors this class all others excelled, For, such jolly times, there never were held. -.31- llut 'txvzts not for long, for the very next full, llnelq to lligh School, as Seniors, they eznne one Yes, clignihecl Seniors, so clever zlnrl wise, lfhztt the lfreshies ull stztrerl with vvicle-open eyes. fhis yezn' has proven for them Il success. lfhcy are the 1meppiest class of .X. ll. S. Xncl nmv they go ont, ever loyal zlncl true lo the tlreen nncl lmlclg to the Llztss of 722. l2'l'l'llil. li. 1 nj- J' iff? all ft ll lx X l U QCTQQQQ 132.- lncl 1ll ililil N 9' Last Will and Testament of the Senior Class 1v 1 ' 1 1 1 e, t1e Senior Cass of 22 111 tie City of lorl Angeles, i11 the County of Clallain, Siate of XYZ1Sl1lllglOl1, do l1ereby inalfe, publish, and declare this our last 1Vill a11d testa111e11t i11 inanner Zlllil form following: lfirst. 1Ve direct tl1at all o11r just debts 211111 funeral expenses be paid by tl1e beloved -ll1lllO1' Class, as soon as convenient. Second. lVe hereby authorize o11r executors to sell and dispose of sueh real or personal property as n1ay be necessary to pay our debts Zllltl funeral expenses, a11d such sale lllily be made at a publie or private sale. Zllltl with or without notiee, Illlfl with or witl1out obtaining any order or decree of any judge, eourt or tribunal, at such tiines, Zlllll o11 such terms Zlllil eonditions as the Junior Class shall deem best or proper, illlil to execute, acknowledge Zlllll deliver all papers, writings, deeds of eon- veyance. and transfer therefor. 'l'l1ird. 1Ye give. devise and bequeath all of our estate, real, personal or mixed to tl1e following: 1. Paul llanson leaves l1is moonlight walks witl1 llarry Lease. 2. Dorothy 1111111111111 leaves her innocent expression to .lohuny Geisness. Cliunny Faced 3. Juanita Lindsay leaves her desk full of books to soine honest industrious Junior. -tf. Nona llaynes leaves her gift 'lol gala to llhanoy Chrisler. 5. lloward Morse leaves l1is ability of giggling to llaldora .Xndre- son. ti. Robert lloare's t'dunno to Marguerite Johnson. T. Clarence llrown leaves l1is good opinion of hiniself to Dr. Geisness. S. Ethyl 1Volverton l1as a 1'lCXV pair of shoes for sale, size nine a11d one-half. widtl1 double EE. She leaves tl1e111 to l7eXYitt llarris. 9. Oliver Guy leaves tl1e ll. .-X. H. S. Orchestra i11 charge of .Nrtliur l-linghani. 10. Edna XVold leaves l1er beautiful strawlJerry-colored hair to Supt. llodge. 11. Graee l1ieknell's length to Lola lloyd. 12. Keith 'lfhompson leaves l1is Tin Lizzie to Rosa Vitale. 121. Leon Graves leaves l1is ul1Cl11S 211161 haws to 'l larolcl Cleveland. ll-. Nyrrha Stiles gives l1er class skipping ability to Gail Lyo11s. 15. Margaret Fisher leaves l1er nuinerous aH'airs du Coeur to Helen I,1l111. ' ltl. Clayton Sehaill leaves l1is hot air li11e to Rica Aldwell. 17. lllilo llell gives l1is bashfulness to Vtlhitney llleyers. 18. Nettie Dippold gives l1er brilliant marks to Earl MeElravy. 151. Etl1el Green leaves l1er ability to preach to Julian Garcian. 20. Loraine Sharnbroieh leaves l1is sinoking habit to Earl Gasser. 21. Ethel O'l3rien leaves l1er jazzing to Sadie L. Dunlap. 22. Lucy Anderson leaves tl1e care of Edson llrown to Elsa Pearl. -33- 23. Ina Bailey leaves her cosmetics to Dr. Geisness. 2-t. Verna Hense leaves her experiments in Physics to the Janitor. Ethel McCart leaves her stubborness and rage to Mr. Siebel. Fourth. I hereby nominate, constitute and appoint the Junior Class, executors of this my last Wfill and 'lfestament and I hereby direct that they shall not be required to give any bond or other security for the proper discharge Of the duties of their trust. Fifth. I hereby revoke all former wills at any time made by us. In Witness XV hereof, XVe have hereunto subscribed Our names and affixed our seal at the City of I'Ort Angeles, in the County of Clallam, State of Wfashington, this 21st day of April, A. D. 1922. TI-IE SENIOR CLASS OF '22, The foregoing instrument was subscribed, sealed, published and de- clared by the Senior Class of '22 as and for its last will and testament, in our presence, and in the presence of each of us, and we, at the same time, at his request, at its request, and in the presence of each other. hereunto subscribe our names and residences as attesting witnesses this 21st day of April, A. D. 1922. IAION. H. M. FISHER, Mayor, residing at Port Angeles, NVash. HON. J. N. RALSTON, Judge, residing at Port Angeles, VVash. Class Song VVhen we come to the end of our High School days And we think of the joys that are gone. Yet we still linger here, with our comrades dear And recall each sweet pleasure we've known. The old world before us now brightly lies, But fond mem'ry here loves to dwell. So with saddened hearts and dewy eyes VVe bid to all sweet farewell. CHORUS. To Angeles High We say good-bye: NVe're leaving you now with regret. To the teachers, too, we say adieug For you we can never forget. Our girls and boys, our trials and joys. Forever in memlry shall dwell, VVith hearts e'er true, we say to yon, Farewell, farewell, farewell! And so will our hearts long recall each joy That bound us in sweet friendship here. For time nevermore can mar or blur The memory light burning so clear, In our hearts there'll be a love spark still- For our school which we all loved so well. 'We repeat it again but 'tis with a thrill, Teachers and classmates, farewell! PVOrds by Ethel Green, 222. Music by Ola Brown, 122 -34- I Senior Class Characteristics and Prophecy The Faculty of the Port Angeles High School realizing that the Senior Class of 1922 is by far the greatest and most respectable class that has ever graduated from the P. A. H. S., have requested ine, a prophet, with fourteen years' experience as a mind and palm reader, to lay bare secrets of the future of the Class of 1922. And in so doing I will give a few important characteristics which will be well worth re- membered : Clara Young-liless her heart! Une of the school's ornamentsg an example of perpetual motion. Can be-oh-so clemure! And then again, o-so full of pep! Altogether adorable. She looks meek enough, but don't fool yourself. She will be a Movie-Star--some day. Nona Haynes is one of the elect in English IV. Not sure, but I think she will become a school teacher. Couldn't she sit on the kids though! Jessie Babcock is a shining star in Physics, and she also likes to argue. especially in Civics. She is decidedly inquisitive and many times can answer her own questions. She has already gone several steps up the ladder of !'Success as a great historian. Verna Hense is a member of the Six-Footers' Club. She's shy and haunts the library most of the time. She is kind-hearted, though. because she often helps the janitor sweep. Perhaps she is looking for a job. Marvel Rose is all right when she is in humor, but when she loses her temper look out! because she will step all over you. She intends to become a musician, but I don't believe it would hurt if we helped her along a little. Milo Rell, Blocko they call him, otherwise known as Bones Favorite expression, Say, Guy, wanna get hurt ? Official window ad- juster in Civics room. Wfill become a farmer. Ruth Prickett went to the show one night and the next morning she came to school with her hair bobbed. XVe wonder what she saw. She is going to operate a bang-up-to-date candy shop but she will go bankrupt because she has a great appetite for sugar plums. Edythe McLaughlin is the editoress of this publication. Her pet diversion is making' speeches about the 'fTum Tum. An energetic miss, truly. One of the highest cards in the deck. She is and always will be the Queen of Hearts. I.eon Graves, generally l.eli. llusiness manager of the Tum Tum and what's more a good one. Sometimes he takes the editoress away from her duties to a place where angels fear to tread. He will be working hard all his life to pay fines for speeding. l,uella Pinyerd has faithfully served as President of the Anti-Short Club for the past fifteen years. She certainly sparkles in all her studies. She is and always will be the teacher's pet. Darn her hide. Juanita Lindsay sure is a sky-scraper when it comes to singing. Once she sang so high, she hit the moon, where the noise almost killed a cow. Now if you don't believe me send a letter and find out. Another -35- thing of importance is that all she intends to do in her future days is to take care of some man's bank roll. Oliver Guy is an electrical wizard on his fiddle. lt is through his skillful management that the orchestra has been steadily developing for the past few years. I-Ie is the jazziest one in the class and some day in the near future he will lead a jazzy orchestra. Ethel Green, oh! so shy, so unobtrusive and so modest. She cer- tainly likes to make speeches. It is rumored she studies more than the rest of us. I'll say she does. VVill some day meet a Dark Man-and Fate. Esther Holmes is rather short in stature but exceedingly great in knowledge. She is going to teach the kindergarten kids next fall. Um Yum, I wish I was in the kindergarten class! Clarence Brown, the prophet of the Class of '22, has an avowed dislike for English IV. Observe his VVebsterian brow. Ile would make a good druggist but for the fact that he is going to be a lawyer. Lucy Anderson can generally be seen with Ed. A great dancer. She has blue eyes-let me see-or are they brown? lI've forgotten. Ask Ed what she is going to be, he'll tell you. Ethyl lfVolverton likes to jibber-jabber, etc. She stays in the library most of the time. QThis would imply that we don't go there much ourselves.j She's quite a talker. VVe heard her once on Reclaiming the Desert, which was a rather dry subject. Look out, small girls and boys, for she is to teach in a Sunday school. Dorothy Aumann has blue eyes and fair hair, is rather quiet, but still has no fear for lessons, but she doesn't like Civics much because she told I-laldora so. At any rate, she gets her lesson while the rest of us are trying to get some paper to start on. We will soon see her safely married away. Myrrha Stiles, rather quiet, rather unobtrusive, rather good in typing, rather chunky, rather not recite, rather like the rest of us in that respect. She will be a suffragette and work for the rights of women. Keith Thompson, commonly known as Toper, makes a very pleasing Student Body President, full of lofty ideas, but otherwise harmless. W'e have absolutely no conception of his future save that he will be more or less successful at whatever he attempts. Ethel McCart is an acknowledged shark in Latin. Looks innocent and knows quite a bit. Easily excited but rarely angry. Her ambition is to become an Irish minister. Edna XVold is another of the elect in English IV. lVe opine that she is either Southern-or Yankee. I-Ias lots of pretty hair, by George: intends to open a hair dressing parlor in Port Angeles. Loraine Sharnbroich. An imposing name, truly.' This youth is noted for his blue eyes and fair hair. Can be readily recoginzed by his dollar watch, painted green. He intends to become a member of the President's cabinet. 01a Brown-how many of you here remember Sarah E. Brown? Most of ou do, I ex ect. lN7ell, an wav, Ola, or better known as Floss , . ,y . . ' . . is Sarah s sister, and she IS already on the road as a mathematician. Wilda McMullen is carefree and merry, and she is also an intelligent student, because she never gets below a hundred. She is commonly known 136.. as that sweet, sensible, brown-haired, blue-eyed little gal who intends to attend every college in the state. Irene Lucas, a recent addition to our fold, joined us last spring. Not sure, but think Irene has a temper. Gee, itls too bad, and she's so young, and all that. If-ut she will make a good shorthand teacher, perhaps. NVhat do you say, Irene? Emma W'ickersham. She is an artist-that is, she paints-we mean -oh, well, she paints pictures, of course. She likes lemonade but prefers Polar Cakes. lfler a1nb1t1on is to be a llolsheviki agitator. Clayton Schaill is going to be the next editor of the Life, and he is going to publish some of the snappiest news ever published. But, l believe that sooner or later he will be our city street cleaner. Agnes Covcton is Mr. I addock's private secretary. Some day, maybe, she will work in a real office. She would take a couple of pack- ages of yeast cakes if she could get raised. Margaret Fisher, or Fish, Jla fs on the basketball team and cer- n 6 v 1 5 s tamly knows how to treat em rough. Author of A Treatise on llow and XVhen to Vampfl but she's doomed to marry a duke next fall. Manning lllagbanna is a very splendid type of young manhood, bright, capable, tender-hearted and diligent. lsle intends to carry out his work as an orator. Alice Larkin is quite an actress. She recites poetry as if she was born to it, and will eventually play strong emotional parts in the movies. lVe could rave on, but whatls the use? As the man said when his foot slipped on the icy sidewalk. Nettie Dippold can be found most any time in the library. She's continually looking up references on this and on that, also one thing or another. She will some day become an honest-to-goodness librarian. Paul Hansen would be an excellent dancer if it wasn't for three things: One and two are his feet, and the third is that he dances on his heels to save his soles. I wouldn't be surprised to see him a night watch- man in a cemetery. Yerna Fowler plays a fiddle in the lfligh School Orchestra and shakes a wicked bow. She intends to teach geometry the rest of this semester because she knows more than the teacher knows already. Ina Hailey, Dill -well, we don't dare say much about her 'cause she is two of us. XVe don't have to-she's all right. She has received a good position as a bill poster. Grace Bicknell CI'll bet she gets mad when she sees thisl has a mind of her own and is not afraid to speak up and tell 'em what she has to say. Do you know what she intends to be? A lawyer! I hope she didn't mean a f'liar. Esther Raymond has controlled many an audience by her forceful. influential speeches and her commanding personality. 'l'hat's enough to recommend her. So-ta ta! I'm off. CLAR li NC E BROWVN. -37- Senior Class Poem 'Twas springtime, and the llowers lVere bursting into bloom. Before me grew a glorious mass Of green leaves and Scotch broom, Green and gold and Scotch broom, too, Brought memories back to me. They were the symbols that guided ns Through our school days, happy and free. Guided us all through the lfligh School, l'm sure l cannot tell how XVe passed through trials and troubles That preceded our initial bow. llut as Freshmen we chose this flower. Green and Gold, our colors to be- .-Xnd swore weld live up to'our motto: Yeni, Vidi, Vici ! Xllhen Sophomores, we felt queer, Our virtues to unfold .Xnd at our joyous Carnival Our classmates did marvels unfold. As juniors we studied hard And burned the midnight oily Our Prom was a wondrous sight to behold :Xs hosts we did not fail. All through our Senior year we tried Our younger classmen to lead and guide. And by our good deeds, always light Our paths with nobler things and bright. lVe hope that now when we are gone- 'l'hose happy days no more to know- 'l'hat we have left some good behind, Some gentle thoughts on us bestow. AGNES COYEN'l'OX Junior CLASS OFFICERS IX-IARGUIZRITE JOHNSON ......,......... President JACK COSSER ................ , ..,.. 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Sophoinores, juniors, and Seniors, dear Uh, those lfreshies they did steer, ,Xnd all the horrors of initiation they endu1'ed With pluelty faith that then they'd he lfull lledged students and high sehool life they'd see. .-Xnd soon that year had passed away, Now we see them on a hrighter day As Sophs of nineteen-twentyg Teasing new lfreshies with wit aplenty. Did they have pity? Not a ray. Seems they'd forgotten that long ago day, llut wasn't that natural, ah say, These Sophs were only human .-Xnd eouldn't resist after all To tease any lfreshmen so wee and small, This time we glimpse our juniors clear, Of nineteen twenty-two and here Theylre all assembled in the hall To speak of things both big and small, So important, now, to Juniors tall. Uh, those dandy Juniors, l low they won their waysl Tln'oug'h the high school doings .-Xll the live long days. So now we will take our leave Their Senior life welll let them weave For our satisfaction, entertainment and fun, .-Xnd then next year you'll know everyone. llow they fared and all their laurels won. MARIE FRANCIS, -43- Sophomore Class 35. .136 R i l X 1 1 . v 1 X X X, joim Il'I.XClll'2NIll2IMlCR ....,., ..............,. President lNc:,x l'l.xNsicN ,.,.,............,. ............... I 'icv-jvrvsidmf SIIIEIJSY l'!RICKlC'l l' ..,...,.. ......,.. S z'r1'vlary-trwzszfref Miss BIARCIIILIJON .,,,.,,, ....,.......,.....,....... 1 -'ldwisor CLASS Morro ,..,..,.... ,.......... B 0 Sqzmrv CLASS FLOWER ....,.... ,........ I Vlzitc Rose CLASS COLORS ....... .,,.............,.,,.. ...... I 3 Izzo and Gold Sophomore Class Poem Of the Sophomores I would sing my lay, ' So listen closely to all I say. They are a bright and jolly elassg They get their lessons and always pass: They always obey the Golden Ruleg They are a credit to the school 3 They do not spend their time in playg They study hard the livelong dayg They never skip assembly or loiter on the stairsg They're always polite in speech, and mind their own They don't throw paper on the Hoorg They don't rush through or slam the doorg They have pep in plenty when there is need g Ile Square is their motto and their creed. So here, l ween, will end my lay. Of the Sophomores I have said my say. CALVIN FOSTER and ARTHUR IHNGIIAM, '24 -43- ams .. affairs SOPHOMORES Melvin 4Xclolphson Rica .-Xlchvell Raynioncl Austin Ceeil 'llailey Ruth lleain .-Xrtlnir llinghznn Denial lloyd Estella CZlllC1'lllllI1 Elsie Cameron , Elrlreclge Caven tiny Cleveland lrlarolcl Cleveland .luzinia Cooney Roy Corbett Vhoney Crissler Thelma Daviflson Genevieve Dean llenry lfev Calvin lfoster Class R011 Josephine lfrerlerielqson Julian Garcia ,laelc fieogliegan ,lay tlormley lnga llansen l,illian lflahn DeXVitt Harris Nahel Hegenhathani Virginia lloclgclon .-Xclele lflunt Chester Jensen Alice Johnson Devillo Lewis John Naehenheiiner -45 Patrielc Martin Eloise lleflnre Earl MeElr:1vey Helma Morenthaler Elizabeth Mowbray XVhi1ney Myers .-Xrehie Nailor Ernest Nailor .lnstine Neal Walter Nehert l,nfher Nelson Pearl Nims Dorothy Oakes Eclith Parsons Trevor Patterson Elsa l'earl lngeluorg Peterson Arthur l'eterson Shelby l'rieliett Ciraee Rieharclson Jeanette Shields Roberta Short Donalcl Smith John Stevens Genevieve Tallnot Yelma Yan Cleve Jack Yenahles Milton XVallcer Phyllis XVal'on Dorothy XVelmster Leo XVehrle Neva XVieliersham l I Sophomore Class History Our class, the Class of '24, entered high school in the fall of 1920, and it did not take long for it to prove to the upper classmen that we were as bright a bunch of Freshmen as ever came into P. A. H. S.. XVe had a great deal of class spirit, and soon became one of the leading classes of the high school. Several weeks after we entered we held our first class meeting, electing Archie Nailor, presidentg Thelma Davidson, vice- presidentg Phyllis l'Valton, secretary-treasurer, and Miss Wfebster, class advisor. These officers performed their duties splendidly throughout the school year and certainly helped our class to prominence. 'flllue and Gold were chosen for our class colors. Class flower, f'XVhite Rose, and for class motto, l33. Inga Hansen was appointed Ilsaso reporter for our class, and you may be sure that real news was always turned in. Not long after school started we were initiated by the Juniors, amid loads of grease paint and much fun. VVe went bravely through this ordeal and came out with smiling faces, after which we were considered full lledged high school students. On December sixteenth we entertained the high school and faculty at our Ifrolic. lt was our first social attempt, but with the hard and faithful work of the committee in charge the event was proclaimed a great success by all. The sub-Freshmen entered the last of January, enlarging our class to seventy-four. The Subs proved a clever and peppy bunch and were ever on the alert to further our prosperity. During the summer vacation we all went our separate ways, but were reunited again in the fall as Sophomores. Of course we felt very proud and dignified as only Sophoniores can feel. Several new members joined our class and we began our daily routine of work. This year we elected John lllachenheimer, presidentg Inga Hanson, vice-president: Shelby Pricltett, secretary-treasurer: Miss Marchildon, class advisor. Eloise McClure was chosen Sophomore reporter for the llsaso. Every Sophomore is a loyal supporter of our class and we all intend to go through high school life and 'ilizf' 146... Freshmen GUTHA PALMER ......... ................................. P rvside1zt MILDRED CAVEN ....... .......... S ccrefary and Trcasuref' Miss WEBSTER .A...... Q ................................ Advisor -47.. -gif- FRESHMEN Freshman R011 Laurence Agan Catherine Albright XV. 'lf llelforcl Dorothy Bigelow Evelyn llisliop Lola Boyd Clara llyrns ,I larolcl Carrol lllilclrecl Caven Roy Corbett Gladys Cliristoplier .laniee Dilling Lillian Dion Marian lfaerett lflazel Earl Jael: linnis Owen lforsluerg 'losepli lfranees llellna lfretlerielison hlolin Geisness Noble tlooclwin l .elia l lagernian Olga llansen llenry llansen .Xliee llayne Klilclrecl lleacllee l lerinan l lelgeson Sidney lloare Alta King Dorothy .Lewis Josephine Lovelace Lyons Gail Tlielnia MeCart Robert Klelionalcl lrene Mitchell llelen Nieliolson Anna Ott Gutlia Palmer llelen Peterson l.isa Peterson Klilclrerl Ralner Rnclolpli Raeino Marguerite Rhodes Pearl Roclall llelen Rnclolpli llelen Saare llonvr Scarlett tfatlierine Sniitli Rieliarcl Swanson Ruth Tlioinas llelen fflioinpson l.onise Tlioinpson lfloycl Yernon listlier llfoocls le ,JO 3509775 6 lA b 1 wg- ' N X xg' Z 0 A' if EX .,. 4 .,q'1.' . . gg,-+if,,42lc?gL'i 1l-, e e V s L L f up-'Ez 'll ' A4 '01 5 921591, , ,f '- ' ::::' .sf - , 1 1 .5 f - --un fl Y I W X lull' ll .W N l I I I 063380 fu ,ff 1 .QV Q W4 '21 , :XMB ' gan 93, 4 X X ,-- L- f ' 1 X ,, me W1 9- x, f Freshman History September-Gosh! School again, only high school this time, lVhen l first walked in the office li saw a Soph. that looked as lonesome as the last spud of winter. Gee! l wonder if high schools as had as all that Q??l. Noveinher- lfoolball! Hooray! l went out to practice but the only thing I gained wuz a lilac i an spraned rist. llob iz a swel playr-thee pried us ar class. October-Oh, Min! Clams, prizs, danc- in', ice creem 'n everylhin. lVee hed a dandee time. llurmnn and Ionnee hed tu role nilcels on the llore bie ther noses. i wuz Simpul simun fthee lfreshees know whut i meen-deep sinfl. ..50- Fehrnary-XVel, wee hed a swel opret- tah-l'oeahontas. Miss Carlson gott it npp. Uss lireshees was reprezented swel. Evelyn wnz Pocahontas an nss uther lfreslnnnn wuz indiun lmravs an skwaws and madens. March- O ini llutrin hart bee stil, sez one girrul before shee looks att hnr report earrd. XVee gott theni tooday an -wel i wont tel whut hepened when Pa saw min butt anyway wee hed ay gae inturvew ontt inn that ole wood shedd. April-Campus day wuz good all ex- sept thee work part. XVee all took shov- nls an hoes and spades an gott tn wurk an planted llowrs an startud a track an then when we gott thru thee girruls fed ns with sanwitehns an lemonade. June-Oh, boy! Schools ont! Noe moor algebra, no inoor 'rith1nutick, noe nioor histrie and noe inoor english. Oh, boy! 4Xin't we got fun? -51- I FE ., 0 o el-hi ,X .. Ji' 'r m Y jf, S ' x , . m ' ZDCSLLSEROZW f G f' ,Q M air Q II ,f 6515512 Of on 9' 'Q Z ,-0 ,Q QW 4 gg- G as Qu Gi I. f Z: .. -' ,. ll ui - V ll 0 .- 1 ' . 'lu ffl . G' F 6 , ,.-,-1 : , mit? E Pj 7 I... .. - U i QDMMOZOQ g xl X ' l 4 A 4, r ff Freshman Poem Sixty strong we flireshies are XVho went so far we passed the bar That severs forever our elass from the rules That govern the pupils of CO1T1111011 grade schools. 'I'rembling with dread each signed his name On a card dealt out in that hall of fame. And enrolled for subjects mysterious and queer, XVhose names alone fairly filled us with fear. XVe did not doubt that we could learn XVhen we first began our high school term. Such progress we made that very Hrst day That the Sophomores gazed at us in dismay. Purple and gold we chose to wear And 'tl'addle Your Own Canoe we bear For our motto, good and true, 'l'hal's always helping me and you. XVe are a model Freshman Class, Clever and jolly is each lad and lass: NVe're never tardy and have lots of pep, XVe come to school with a Hep, Hep, Hep. XVe are so glad we came to lfli, And will never utter die: Wie will labor to gain and go ahead And leave an example for others to tread. VV. 'l'. RELFORD, 25 -52- Sub-Freshmen ' X F NV fi, A 0- . - it . . ,. .ac vv . - by .i 4.21 All - 1 . Q' 51 O Q X , CLASS OFFICERS DOROTHX' SMITH ..,.... ' .. .. ..,.............. President ELSIIE DORSON .,,,........... ..........,,....... L 'ice-fvresident Miss McLixUGHL1N ...,..,, ...... ......,.............,...... f I dvisor COr,ORs .,.......................... ........ P eacock Blue and Silver FLOWER .,,......,,,....,...... .....A........,........... U fhite Rose Class Poem Tho the long four years of high school, We have yet to faceg We'll show our spirit and our pep By stepping to the highest place. VVe'll try Ourvery hardest To show that we're the bestg And when our school does need us, We'll stand up to the test. We'll stand up for the green and white, We'll put it tO the highest height, VVe'll help with pep and rousing cheers, Well put away our hardest fears. So, dear Old Angeles High School, We'll do our level best. And when Our help you need, dear school, just call, welll do the rest. ..53.. SUI!-FRESHMEN Class History This class entered the high school September ti, 1921, as the eighth grade. Vtfe were seated with the regular high school student body and had the opportunity of having classes with high school teachers. When January, 1922, came we entered high school and became known as the Sub-freshman class. This year the Sub-freshman class had the privilege of taking the same subjects as were ohiered to the regular Freshman class in September. The subjects offered were algebra, English, agriculture and penmanship and spelling, domestic science and manual training. lVhile we were still Sub-freshmen our class organized and elected lValter Rodebough president, Dorothy Smith, vice-president. and Elsie Dobson, secretary and treasurer. Miss llcLaughlin was chosen class advisor. Our class colors are peacock blue and silver and our class Hower the white rose. lVe all hope that we may finish high school in three and one-half years and be graduated with the class of 1925. Elaine Cayen Clarence llrown Earl Conaway llill Conrad Elsie Dodson Sybil Erickson Yvonne lfrancks james Guerin lflarry llansen lfrances lloolcer Alfred Johnson Zelma Jones lyy Jordan Linda Larson .-Xnna Leland lcla Leigh Eunice Lum Alma Martin Lucile lXl'cUonnell Helen McLeod Paul Parlqhurst llvalter Parsons Carolyn Pearl lflorencia Rulloc l larry Scott Dorothy Smith lflorence Smith Lewis Smith Margaret Smith Theron Smith Helga Tingleff Yalda lVait Julia lVilliams Fifth Wheel Q' OFFICERS ICI President .................................,...............,.,.,... ALICE SAARI Vice-President .......... ....... E LEANOR MILLER Secretary ............... .......,. I ANICE ALBRIGIIT Advisor ........ ................... M Iss DUNLAP Colors .......... ........ O RANGE AND BLACK Class Roll Eleanor Miller Edward Wilcox Janice Albright Alice Saari Blanch Guy Lillian Fredericksen Russell Hodgdon I .. 561 Adele Hunt Mildred Russ . Mrs. Ruth White Polly Hopf Florence Eyman Earl Gassar History The Fifth VVheel Class is in itself a very good plan that additional time and attention should be given to vocational and commercial work of the Port Angeles High School. .Xt the opening of the semester in September, 1921, many unclassified students were enrolled, either post graduates or specials taking certain courses or finishing another year of work. These students decided to organize a class of their own. Officers were elected and they called themselves the Fifth XVheclers. During the year twenty-six students were enrolled. Of these Fifteen were specializing in particular bra11ches of vocational and commercial work. The other eleven were post graduates. ln 1921-273 there were classes of vocational and commercial work in the following subjects: Bookkeeping, typing, mechanical drawing, draft- ing, sewing, cooking and shop work and maclnne shop practice. This goes to show there is a need for these interests to be taken in Port Angeles on account of its geographical situation, which makes it a school for the entire Olympic Peninsula. Each year a large per cent of the graduates leave for Seattle and other Sound cities. These people could just as well be handled here, if only the proper interest could be taken. -sp I aga- Wg? SASO STA The Ilsaso of 1922 OF THE STUDICNTS, Tllli STUDENTS AND FOR TIIE STUDENTS The llsaso was hrst issued in 1919. From that date it has been continued by each successive Senior class. Although sponsored by the Senior class the llsaso'y is published for the good of the whole high school. Out motto, 'tOf the students, by the students and for the stud-ents. has, with the help of the classes of the high school, been carried out as far as possible. Our policy has been conservative and democratic. lVe do not slander any person or issue, but, on the contrary, we have always tried to see both sides of the question fairly. The paper has been as newsy and interesting as we could make it. XVe have tried to make the paper a live wire and to see that it contained the latest news and plenty of good jokes. XVe have also tried to change the old. dry editorials to new, interesting articles. The business management acknowled e with ratitude the material . b n L support the Ilsaso of 1921-22 has received from the Port Angeles Rotary and Kiwanis Clubs and from the Senior class. The 'illsasou will be carried on by the class of '23 and we sincerely hope the members of this class will have the heartiest co-operation of the other classes. lVe hope that the llsaso will continue to rank among the creditable achievements of the high school and that the publication may be kept on a sound literary and financial basis. The hearty support of all the students will make this condition possible. ' The Editor, LESTER N. JOHNSON. -59- Triangular Debate The question for the triangular debate this year was, Resolved: That the principle of a sales tax law should be adopted and added to the general taxing system of the federal government. The Port Angeles High School entered the triangular debate and at the beginning of the semester tryouts were held for places on both teams. The following teams were chosen to defend Angeles High: AFFIRMATIVIQ NEGATIVE Clayton Schaill Esther Raymond Manning Magbanua Wilda Smith Grace Bicknell fAlternatel Eloise McClure fAlternatcj -50- 4 , - v -Q--nj T Triangular Debate 4 as . 2 I A . T , 'fx ' A S l . . ' 4 5 1 X- ego is t A ,L A -fy A 1 N .1 .- K 141 ' ' 1, .., 'WW , iffy -fa 1 A Tfw r .vw J' '- A ,f nt., 1 lQ, w:gQ Ql.,w 'Q . - if' ' Q A -, K S 0? fl' I f i L A J 4, 1 1 , If i , f -1 The debates were held on March 3 according to the following sel1e1l11le: .fx1f 11 1 1: A1 lx '1' 1 1' li N 1-1 4: lx '1' 1 v li Angeles .......,.....................,..... , ..... xis. Port Townsend at Sequixn. Sequim ,.,,. .....,.,..,, ,..... x ' s. Port Angeles at Port Townsend. Port Townsend .,... ...... x 's. Sequim at Port Angeles. At SCClll1Tl Anffeles neffative team scored o11e Joint and at Port H l zs at 1 U lownse11d Angeles won llllZl1llll'1Ol1Sly scormg four pomts, il total of live oints. Se uim won four Joints and Port Townsend three lllillilllff Port P . . . C- Angeles the XV1llllCI' of the penmsular SCFICS. Port Townsend XV0ll the el1:11npionship in 1921. Port Angeles High School is proud of the record her teams made. QIRL'S CLUB EXECUTIVE BOARD Girls' Club IEXICCUTIVIE BOARD PI'I'SIIIl'llf ..,...,...... .............. I -Ucv JXNIJICRSON l'irv-Pmsizlvzzf .....,. ...., I2 nv'r1I1z McI..xUt:nl.1N Sccrciury ,.......... .......,., E LOISIQ 3lCCI.URli Trctzsurcr ..... .......,... I TUNA Hoi-if CIIAIRMEN or coMMI'r'r1c1zs Social .,............,.................,,..... ............,, I FLORENCE l:II.ION Program ..... ...,.. R Iv1uz.xn S'r1I.1-is Atlzlvlit '.,. ........... .,............,...,A I N ix ll.xn.lav Social .S'v1'Az'icc ...., ...... F xrxrix XVICKICRSIIARI The Girls' Club of P. A. H. S. organized in 15118, of which every girl of the high school is a member, is for the purpose of bettering the social relations among the girls. It meets every other Wednesday of the school year in the assembly. Each year shows more advancement in this work, proving that the purpose of the club is being accomplished. The program committee has been very successful this year in pre- paring the programs for the meetings, making them very interesting and cduca'ional. They have succeeded also in obtaining several outside speakers who spoke along vocational lines. The Hrst speaker was Mrs. H. ll. Turneaure, who spoke of the Red Cross work in France at Christmas time. The second speaker was Miss Wfhite of the Iloys' and Girls' Club Association. She told of the interesting parts of the clubs and the clubs the girls would be interested in. Miss Campbell spoke of interior decorating and told us many things we did not know before. The social service committee should be mentioned especially as it has done a great deal. The girls took Howers, magazines and delicacies to the sick, and with the aid of the Salvation .Xrmy were able to help many families. They formed an employment bureau for the boys and girls in high school getting work for those who wished work after school and during vacations. The girls of the social committee have accomplished their work by giving a party, November IS, l92l, which every girl attended who was interested in the club or was a member. .-Xu interesting program was given and many exciting games were played and lastly and best of all refreshments were served. Plans have been made for other entertain- ments later in the year. The athletic committee deserves thanks by the high school for obtaining a hall where the girls could practice basketball. -63, W7 rr J: POCAI-IONTAS Pocahontas CAST or CII IxRIxc'rIzRs Powhatan, Chief of the Clmck-dollali Indians .,.,,..,.,.,,,,, VIaIzNoN D.xvInsoN .fllz Meek, His Mo1'1u'r-in-law ............,,,....,.,..,,,,, ,,,,, I U.'XNl'l',X LINDSAY P0l'0l101l-NIS, His Dllllgllffl' ...... ..,,S, I ivIzI.vN liISIIOI' fllz Hum, rlIec1'iciIIO Illcm ....... .,,,,, I III.xI,xIz IfI.xUtgI3 Captain Jolzn Smitlz ,,...,..,. ..,.,, I EIISON liRONVN Sir folm Rolfe ..........,.,................................................,.... .,..... I iIiN F.XI.I.GR1ZN lf alz-IVUII-7'ay-Seo, llfaid of Honor to Pocalzon-las ..,.,..,.. tiiucia lIIcIcN1cI.I, Queen Amie ,..........,......,,.....,..,..............................,,.,.,.,...,.,,,. lEI,oIsIa lllCCI.URIi Lady l5'irr1 .,..... ..... I ,II.I.I.xN lfIzIcIII5IzIcIcsoN .-'ln U'SlIf'I '.... .,.. .,,,..,.......,. J 1 IIIN S'rI2vIaNs Solo Danrm '..... . ,,... GI2NIivIIavIa 'l'IxI,noT The combined Girls' and IIoys' Glee Clubs and the Orchestra, under the direction of Miss Carlson and Mrs. Neal Thomas, staged Poca- hontas, a comic opera written by lfred Edmonds and Edward Johnston, February 18, at the Masonic Temple. Good crowds attended both per- formances and it was said that the production was a complete success. A neat sum was realized and this money will be used for the Music De- partment next year. .'XI'fllll11Cl'll'-. XCt T. Pow-hat-on, Chief of the Chuck-dollah Indians and father of Pocahontas, has called together members of his tribe to help him decide what sort of a celebration shall be given the l'riucesS on this, her birthday. l'ow-hat-on is under the dominion of his Inother- in-law. Ah-Meek, an old squaw of dignity ridiculous, and an irritable disposition. l ocahontas, she rules likewise. but with great affection and indulgence. Enter JXh-Ilum, the great Medicine Nan, with the announce- ment that hidden in the adiacent' woods is a palefaee. XVarriors sent out to capture him soon return with Captain Smith a prisoner. IVithout trial SInith is condemned to death by Pow-hat-on, but Smith insists upon his right to trial by jury, and his plea is supported by the pleas of Indian maidens. Trial is graIIted, but he is again condemned to death-this time, by braves. Pow-hat-on sentences him to be tomahawked, and this judgment is about to be carried out by the appointed executioner, :Kh- llum, when Pocahontas enters. Upon discovering how Inatters stand, she rushes forward and throws herself on the breast of Smith, claiming the fulfillment of her father's promise, to the effect that anything for which she might ask should be giveII her. She asks for Captain Smith's life. Ilow-hat-on is non-plnssed-Ah-IluIn viudictive-I'ocahontas courageous- ly insistent upon the promise given by Ilow-hat-on. Ilere enter Ah-Meek, aII ancient foe of Ah-Ilum. To complicate Inatters she falls in love with Captain Smith, and wants to Inarry him, and likewise pleads for the life of Smith. All retire. to give Ah-Meek an opportunity of talking to Smith-she proposes marriage. Pocahontas is recalled, and they talk over the matter, she promising to find some way out of the difficulty by :In appeal to .-Xh-Bleek. They ,651 retire for this purpose, when enters a white man with magnifying glass, with which he examines the ground. Following him stealthily are a ntunber of Indian maidens. Suddenly they pounce out, and ask, 'fXVho are you? They are told of that he is looking for a paleface friend, who has been lost, and they, in return, tell him of the capture of Smith, and of the saving of his life by their Princess. Here enters Pocahontas. The white man makes known that his name is John Rolfe, and they discuss plans for the liberation of Captain Smith. Pocahontas advises that he disguise himself as a medicine man, and enter into rivalry with Ah-llum, thus winning the good will of Ah-Meek. Enter Ah-Meek with Smith. Rolfe pretends to divination for Ah-Meek, and conveys by this means, a warning to Smith. Enter Ah-l'-luin and a battle of wits is fought between him and Rolfe. lt ends through the interference of Pow-hat-on, who enters and summons his braves to listen to the IICXV prophet. lt is agreed that Smith may depart, and that all will meet at the court of the white man's chief, King James, over the big water. Act II. Opens at VVhitehall. The good Queen Anne enters, fol- lowed by Captain Smith to whom the Queen is talking. She is seeking further information concerning his experiences with Pocahontas, and the Chuck-clollah Indians, when to Smith's surprise, Ah-Meek is announced. She enters, alone. Then follows some mirth producing business on her part, which is interrupted by the announce- ment of .-Xli-Huin, also alone. The Medicine Man is seeking the life of Captain Smith, which object is tactfully set aside by the Queen in time to receive Pow-hat-on, Pocahontas and their lndian attendants. After some Indian dancing and other interesting work, John Rolfe is an- nounced, and his marriage with Pocahontas sanctioned by her father and the Queen. -65- Glee Clubs GIRLS' GLEE CLUB XVith Miss Agnes Carlson as director the girls organized their glee club early in the fall of 1921. About forty-one girls enrolled and began work with vim and vigor, singing both classical and popular songs. The girls sang two selections, The Rosary, and t'The Kerry Danceu at a literary program given by the high school, April 7, 1922. One-fourth credit will be given all those who have had not more than two unexcused absences. ROLL CALL OF GIRLTS GLEIC CLUII Florence llaughsland Eloise McClure Rosa Vitale Eleanor Gaul Dorothy Oakes Genevieve Dean Yirginia lflodgdon .losephine Frederiekson Evelyn llishop' Elizabeth Mowbray Ethel Green Lisa Peterson Dorothy lVebster Marguerite Rhodes Mildred lfleadlee Roberta Short ' Thelma Davidson Juanita Cooney Estella Callerinan Iuantia Lindsay ,67- Deatriee Shore Lillian lfrederiekson Pearl Ninis Josephine Lovelace Aila Haynes Mildred Rabel Betty Clonkie Helnla liredericlcson Grace llicknell Mary Sanders Alta King Dorothy lligelow Myrtle Tingliff Lelia llageman Genevieve Talbot Olga Hansen Marie lirancis Thelma Davidson Alina Martin Edna lflopf ORCHESTRA BOYS' GLEE CLUB The lloys' Clee Club was organized in 1920 under the supervision of Miss Carlson. The club has finished another successful year under the same leadership. The club met once a week for the past year. One- fourth of a credit will be given to the members. The lloys' Glce Club took an active part in Pocahontas . ROLL CALL Lawrence Agan Milo Bell Clarence Brown Edson Brown Vernon Davidson Fred Everett Ren Fallgren Carl Fey Henry Fey Calvin Foster Julian Carcian Dewitt Harris Hilmar Hauge Sidney Hoare Chester Jensen Ernest Nailor Loraine Sharnbroieh John Stevens The High School Orchestra The high school orchestra under the very able leadership of Oliver Guy has made much progress this year. After practicing every Tuesday evening from two thirty o'clock to three fifteen, the result of the mem- bers' work has been more than pleasing. The orchestra took an active part in the comic operetta Pocahontas, given by the combined glee clubs and orchestra and also participated in the annual Senior Play. Besides helping the Seniors with their play the orchestra will also help them in the coming commencement exercises. The orchestra has played several times for the Kiwanis Club and often at school affairs, such as literary programs and debate. The members of the orchestra are: OLIVER GUY ............... ....r.........,. JOHN T'IANLEY ........ Ernizt. OTBRIEN ..,..,. EDSON BRONVN ,...... BLANCIIE GUY .,,,... LEON Gnrxvizs ..................... LORAINI2 S.Ir.xRNnRoIcn ...... ARTHUR BINGIIAM, ........ I'IILM AR HZAUGE ........ ........... 1691 ....,,..I7ir.rf Violin .............Banj0 .......Sa.rophonc .......I3ass Horn, ........ACC0llIf7U11i.Yf Second Violin ....First Violin ....,..Firsf Cornet ......,Svcond Cornet Literary THE PORT OF ANGELS BY VVILDA SMITH Into the Port on Angels sailed juan de lfuca to seek refuge from a storm that was raging on the straits that now bear his name. And who could help calling Port Angeles harbor the Port of Angels with the beautiful snow-capped mountains in the distance, the giant trees and the wonderful, calm self-made harbor. llc stayed in the port for only a few days and for two hundred and seventy years up until the year 1861, no vessel sailed into the harbor. At this time Victor Smith was made collector of customs on Puget Sound and, as the customs house was at l'ort Townsend, he made his home there. But being very dissatisfied, he asked the government to move the customs house to Port Angeles, and his request was granted in spite of much opposition from the Townsend people. Very soon after the building was put up, a nearby creek overflowed, and the customs house was washed out into the bay, finally drifting ashore at Port Townsend. Victor Smith was in Wfashington, D. C., during this time and per- suaded President Lincoln to lay out the town of Port Angeles in town- sites. This was done, giving Port Angeles the honor of being the only city, except VVashington, D. C., that was laid out by the United States government. In 1865 Smith was drowned when the Steamer Brother Jonathan sank near California. Many men who were coming out lVest to make their homes were drowned at the same time with Port Angeles' greatest friend of the early days. At the death of Smith, Port Angeles was forgotten. The customs house was moved back to Port Townsend and Port Angeles was left alone to take whatever fate might befall her. But in 1885 the Puget Sound Co-operative Colony was established at Port Angeles. The colony brought new life to the small town and, after the first settlers made friends with the Flathead Indians, they be- gan to build houses, stores, and a hotel at Ennis creek, where the Sims- Cary mill now stands. They worked earnestly and were soon joined by other colonists who came mostly from the Middle VVest. Their work progressed rapidly, almost too rapidly, for the colony became bankrupt. This part of the story old timers of Clallam County do not care to discuss, for they are rather sensitive about it. The cause of their bank- ruptcy was the use of the colony paper money called script, which finally proved worthless. As all the colony decided to stay together and be helpful to one another, no one particular person had the burden to bear. Wlieii this disaster came upon the colony, most of the settlers moved farther back on the hill, about where Front, First, Second and Third Streets are now located, and the tow11 was moved to its present site. Port Angeles then looked very small with a population of one hundred and fifty, but all of its citizens lived in the hope that it would some day become a large city, and even now you hear the old timers say, that things are growing and have changed considerably in the last Hfteen or twenty years. And now our little city has a population of about 6000, and it looks as if our grandfathers' and great grandfathers' dreams will come true. ...70- THE GEYSER HOUSE BY IXIISRRILL 0.XlilES Nine and one-half miles up the Elwha trail from the Mountain Inn stands the place known as the GEYSER I'IOL'SE. lt is owned by Dr. Ludden who lives there the year round. For many years Dr. Ludden has served meals, sold vegetables, and bread, but most of his time has been devoted to the growing of mountain honey. People from various parts of the country have made trips up the river just to get some real mountain honey. The honey is put in cans, that have been thrown away by campers, and a label is attached with a funny joke or verse. printed on it. Besides selling honey, Dr. Ludden has made shoes, knapsacks, and many other articles from the leather he has tanned from elk hides. These hides he gets through the forest rangers who sometimes find dead elk in the woods. In spite of his age Dr. Ludden makes two trips to Angeles each year, sometimes hiking up over l'Iurricane Ridge and down into l.ittle River to Coleman's ranch, and sometimes coming down the Elwha trail. Last year Dr. Ludden was sick practically all summer and was not able to serve meals. He lost several precious hives of bees because of lack of care. One party that went up the river in the middle of july went over to his house to see him. The door was open but the doctor was not in sight. XVhen the visitors went into the house they found him lying on the floor in the next room. He was immediately helped into bed and when asked how long he had been there replied, Three days. .X party of high school boys went up to the GEYSER HOUSE April 10, and reported that the doctor was much improved in health and that he was taking care of twenty-Five hives of bees. The GEYSER HOUSE is not more than a block from the river but the doctor has not been fishing for six years and he says: This year I'm going to fishf' THE LEGEND OF THE ELWHA RIVER A long time ago, before the arrival of the white man and when this land was inhabited by our red brothers, the Elwha river was unknown. Instead of a torrent rushing down the canyon to meet the straits of Juan de Fuca, there was a broad expanse of water nestling tranquilly in an inclosurer of solid rock. Perpendicular walls rose on all sides preventing any outlet, but forming a beautiful and wild creation of nature. One night, however, the Great Spirit was aroused to anger by his people. He thrust aside his bonds and charging through the mountains roared forth a challenge to man and beast. In his furious assault he chanced to encounter a lake in a small gorge. The peaceful scene seemed to further enrage him, for with a mighty sweep he dashed one side of the wall abroad among the hills. The water gushed down the mountain- side seeking a bed wherever favorable opportunity afforded and at last flowed into the Straits of Juan de Fuca. In this manner the Elwha River was formed, according to the Indian legends of the Northwest. MARGUERITE JOHNSON, '23. -71-. THE LEGEND OF THE RAINBOW llv l-li5l.lzN.x Fox, '23 Long, long ago, there lived in a great forest the Great Chief Chec- wat-um, lfle who stays at home. Chee-wat-um was the ruler of many tribes and had many wise men who learned from him all wise things, for he knew the ways of magicians and practiced them among his tribes. lle loved his people when they were good, but punished them when they were wicked. There was only one greater than Chee-wat-um, and this was the Great Spirit, for he knew things Chee-wat-nm did not under- stand. Now Chee-wat-um loved all his children, but he had one daughter, Chee-chee-wat-ah, the humming bird, whom he loved more than the others: Chee-chee-wat-ah was bright and gay, went among the people as quickly as the birds, and always had a song on her lips. She was kind to the children and told them strange talesg she was also very wise and cured many diseases. One day the Great Chief called his many warriors to him for a council fire. Among these warriors was a young lndian Chethl, the l,ightning, a brave and daring youth, whom none of his enemies could capture in battle. The Lightning fell in love with the beautiful Chee-chee-wat-ah, and wished to have her for his wife, but when the Great Chief heard of it, he was angry, and sent Chethl away to battle. The maid pined for her lover and her bright look and merry smile disappeared. Wfhen the chief learned that she still longed for her lover, he was more angry than before and ordered her shut up in the women's lodge where she could see no one. Wlieii Chethl, the Lightning, returned from battle he had won many feathers for brave deeds and wished to see the Humming Bird. The Great Chief would not allow Chee-chee-wat-ah to come, and divined the plans of Chethl to see her. The l,ightning then thought of the Great Spirit, as he went into the forest, built a great hre and called, l, Chethl, have been brave in battle and won many feathers. l am in love with the Chief's daughter but cannot have her, give me, 0 Great Spirit, a charm that l may see her. Then the Great Spirit gave him a magic bearskin and said, You are a brave warrior, and the Great Chief is wrong. Take this magic bearskin and when you put it on, bow first to the rising sun and then to the setting sun. and you shall be invisible to all save Chee-chee-wat-ah, the llumming llird. The lightning took the bearskin and when evening came he went to see his loved one: no one saw him save the l-lumming llird. She smiled and he took her under the bearskin and they went away without anyone seeing them. They went deep into the forest where they built a lodge and were happy for many moons. One day, the lightning forgot to bow first to the rising sun and then to the setting sun when he put on his bearskin robe. lVhen he went out of the lodge, there was a strong wind which brought the chief of the demons, who took him away to the high mountains. Sometimes the lightning chases across the sky trying to get back to the lflumming llird. but the chief of the demons always catches him and brings him back. -721 Chee-chee-wat-ah grieved for Chethl, and finally the keeper of the dead came and took her spirit awayg but he left her body on the floor of the lodge. Now Chee-wat-um missed his beautiful daughter, he sent many warriors to search for her, at last the chief went into the forest and there he found her body in the deserted lodge. The Chief was filled with grief and called upon the Great Spirit to restore her, but the Great Spirit was angry because of Chee-wat-um's selfishness and refused. Chee-wat-um then placed his daughters' body in the sky, so that he could see her often, but he changed her name to XVee-nat-chee, the Rainbow, because she no longer fi-itted about the forest as the Humming Bird. This is how the Rainbow came into the sky, and when she sees the Lightning race across the sky she smiles and shows herself in beautiful colors. Then he is content to return to the mountains and drag the dark clouds after him. A Fable in Slang LWITII APOLOGIIZS TO GEORGE .xmaj Once upon a time there was a Darling young He-Vamp who was absolutely Irresistible. He had deep blue Soulful orbs and he believed he was Fascinating, and to increase his Charms put vaseline on his Eyelashes every night before Retiring. His clothes were always a month ahead of the Fashion and he Set the Style in his Home Town. His Mother called him Alfred, but The Girls all called him AL, Somehow they just couldn't keep away from him. Which proves his Opinion of himself that he was Very Magnetic. Now the Jane that Had him Gnessing at Present was Mabel Jones. And Mabel wasn't So Slow herself. She was a Little Queen and Knew It. All the Others were positively Green with Envy when they Learned AL was going to Step Mabel to the Annual Senior Blow out. Wlieii the Big Night arrived Al put on his Keenest clothes and called at Mabel's Abode. She was All Dolled Up in her Latest Glag Rags. guaranteed to Dazzle the optics. As a Matter of Course. she kept him XVaiting half an llour, while she applied the Finishing Touches. Then they Climbed into his Dads Gas Gondola f Rorrowed for the Great Occasion! and XVhizzed away to the Rig Doings. NVhen they Rreezed ln, they were a Complete Knock- Out. When the Last Strains of Home Sweet Home had been Ruthlessly Ended, and they had Tripped the Light Fantastic to their llearts' Con- tent they Beat It before the Rush. After saying Good-Night in the Customary XVay they both agreed they had Had the Slickest Time Ever. Moral: Remember you're only young Once. -73, JUNIOR CLASS Forty-four juniors strong are we, The good old class of 5233. Were always known to do our hest, Even in the hardest lfnglish test. XVhen we first' entered this dear old high! XVQ seemed to aet so very shy. lint when we entered our Sophomore year XVe felt dignified and full of eheer. llu XV e' t' now we're juniors full of pep, re the Class now, you ean het. Pretty soon we'll Seniors he, Our peppy elass of 333. A LAY OF ANCIENT ROME Oh! the Roman was a rogue Ile erat was, you hettuml lle ran his automohilis And smoked his eigarettumg lle wore a diamond studilaus, .-Xn elegant eravattum, A maxima eum laude shirt, And sueh a stylish hatturn! lle loved the lueious hie-haee-hoe, ,-Xnd het on games and equi 3 .Xt times he won: at others, though, lle got it on the neqnig lle worked fquo esque tandenifij .Xt Puellas on the lfavum, And some times even made Those goo goo oeulorum! He frequently was seen At combats gladitorial And ate enough to feed Ten boarders at memorial: He often went on sprees And said on starting homus, Hie labor--opus est, Oh, where's my hie-hie-domus F Although he lived in Rome- Of the arts the middle- He was Cexeuse the phrasej A horrid individ'l. Oh! what a different thing Was the homo Cdative, hominyj Of far away B. C. From us of Anno Domini. T74- E.'L'f'llIl1LQC WHO HAS THE JooLs? A IIURLIZSQUIE ON DETIECTIVICS I has always thought and still thinks that detectin' is the noblest perfeshion a feller kin engage in. 'I'hat's why XVhooper and me is what we is. Wfe has just hung out our shingle. IVhooper is my part- ner. He aint much on looks, XVhooper aint, but I reckon they ain't many thet kin do the headwork thet feller kin. Only trouble with Wlhooper, he's a little might excitable. Don't take things cool and easy like I do. XVe no sooner gets our sign up than XVhooper is gazin' out of the winder watchin' fer a client, whilst I paces up and down cool and cam. All at oncet I secs Xkfhooper lean forrard and gaze more intent. Hey, Blizzard, he yells, turnin' sudden from the winder, 'Come here. I goes, treadin' softly so's not to attract attention and peers ont. Do you see thet man? sez he, excited like. Sh, sez I, Detectives can't be too keerful. XValls hes ears. I sees what you mean. continues I, holdin' up my hand for silence. Pears to be a readin' of our sign. Must be some feller what's heerd of us and wants our services. Ah, here he comes. Set down XVhooper, sez I cam like, And don't get excited. Keep cool. 'I'hat's all they is to it. Keep cool. Sez I, tryin' to give him confidence, But I hes secret misgivings. IVhooper's a fine feller but he is ex- citable, thinks I, as I paces up and down. I walks to the winder and throws it open. Awfully hot, sez I again. XViping my face on my shirt sleeve. Awfully hot, sez I again. Hey, what are you mutterin' about ? sez XVhooper, 'Why don't you set down ?I' Because, sez I, kind of took by surprise, Because I-I-, and then the door opens and in walks our sign reader. XVhooper looks a mite Hustered, but I retains my cool appearance. XN7ell, sir, sez I', turnin' sudden on our client. and givin' him a keen, appraisin' glance, XVhat kin we do fer you? Murder er robbery ? sez I, with detective-like briefness. The feller looks dumHoundered, but XVh0oper brings him to sudden. IIev you been murdered, or had somethin' stole ? sez he. Why, sez he, surprised and scairt like, My wife hez hed some jools stole, and I thought props you could run down ther crimnalsf' Quite right, sir, quite right, sez I, givin' a approvin' glance. You hev came to the right place to hev your interests tooken care of. Now, cuts in VVhooper, brisk, XVhat's your weight F One hundred eighty, sez the man, dazed like. Married or single? sez I, brief. 'Age ? continues Wthooper. As the feller answers I takes notes rapid. Now, I continues, if youlll just give us your name and address we'll get to work on the case immejitf' Here is my card, sez he, important. I takes it and looks at it critical. Then I hands it to VVhooper, who examines it close and hands it back careful to the feller. 'fNow, Mr. Coldwater, begins Wfhooper, 'fWe,ll1 No, no, sez the feller, excited. My name's not Coldwater. It's C-a-d-w-a-l-d-a-r,.',' sez he, spellin' it careful. -75.- Oh,' sez XfVhooper, apologetic, my mistake. No., Mr. Catwallcr, as I was sayin'-'I I tell youf' butts in the feller, my name isn't1 But I breaks in. There, there,', sez I, soothin', XVhooper can't never get a name right. Don't pay no attention to him. Now, Mr.'Cod- waddle, we'll take great pleasure in unravelin' this mystery and bringin' the crimnals to Justice. That's our long suit, Mr., metin' out justice to them that needs 1t.', Quite true, Mr.,', sez lVhooper. It's a very baftiin' case, but the more difficult the more me and my partner revels in 'em. Now, sir, sez he, we must lose no time in examininy the premises immejitf' So we gets our revolvers, and pullin' our hats down over our eyes we starts out. XVe questions him close as we goes along. Is your shoffer to home, sez I, first lookin' cautious over my shoulder to see thet no one's 1istenin'. Why, ye-I' begins our client, but 'Whooper claps his hand over his mouth. Sh ! sez he, Sh! A feller is regardin' us curus. Nod your head, Mr. He nods. KNOW, continues I, Is them all the jools that was took ? Nod your head, sez VVhooper, glancin' stealthy behind him. 'Don't talk. Someoneis watchin' us. The feller nods again. As we goes on I begins probin' deeper in the mystery. f'W'hat's your wife's maid's name ? sez I. VVhy1 begins he. Nod your head. sez VVhooper. Don't attract attention. But-I' he begins again. ' 'fNod your head I sez Whooper, emphatic. He done so. 'iUmmbm,H sez I, ,satisfied Now, Mr. whose your butler ? The feller nods. Vtfhooper didn't have to warn him this time. I asks him a few more leadin' questions, but I seen he couldn't tell me nothin' more, so, hevin' pumped him dry, we give up questioning' him. I figgered we'd learn more when we got there. Now, sez I, after we'd reached our destination, watch the door. Mr. Codwaddlef' I sez: let no one past. VVhooper, you go around the house to the right and Illl go to the left. i'NVe'll meet under the windcr of the lady's boodoor. iVatch out fer clues, sez I, and I start slow and careful around the house, examinin' the ground minute. But I couldnit find no clue, and when I meets XVhooper, he hadu't found none either. In most detective stories you read about they hits upon a clue the first thing, a burnt match er cigar stub er somethin', but VVhooper and me don't care none about them simple cases. 'fXVcll, sez I, them crimnals was danged clever, wa'n't they. YVhooper? They was, sez he. f'Now, how did they force a entrance ? Thet's a question, sez I. There's two ways they might hev done it. Une's by the basement winder, and t'others by thet wistary wine, climbin' up the house. I lays my bet on the wistary vine, sez lNhooper, gazin' at it, speculative. I banks on the windcr. Vine's too weak, sez I, testin' it critical. XVrong. sez lVhooper, 'lI'll prove it to you, and he starts climbin' up the vine, whilst I waits patient just below him, but not fer long. lfirst thing I knows lVhooper lands on top of me, and we hits the ground simultaneous. -76- Evidently, sez VVhooper, gazin' at me owlish, and restin' com- fortable on 1ny chygram, 'lyou was right. You might hev knowed I was, sez I, disgusted, and, continues I, impressive, If you hedn't of clum up there, you wouldn't hev fell down. IVhooper picks himself up, kind of slow and deliberater and l takes a long breathg which is some easier than 'twas when he was settin' on me. I gets up, too, and we proceeds to crawl through the basement winder. XVe gets through without any mishap, then clims to the tirst Iloor, where we meets a Iirenchified lookin' little critter, the lady's maid. l Egger. She acts kind of scared likeg guess she thought we was burglars, but when I explains the situation, she hlushes and dimples and looks real friendly. Guess I made a hit with her all right: but shucks! detectives don't have no time for love lllllillli. 'AXVe wish to see your mistress, sez I, brisk. 'AShe's in neglejayf' sez the maid. In where ? sez lVhooper. Them I7rench words puzzle XYhooper, but they don't bother me none. She means somethin' like a bodoorf, sez I, explainin'. Now, sez I, turnin' to the maid, tell her to come out of it. XVe wish a interview. Or, sez VVhooper, buttin' in, we'll see her there. lt don't make no difference to usf' That maid just stared at us. Seemed like she didn't understand. Hurry up, sez I, gettin' kind of impatient and givin' her a little shove. i l'ell your mistress what we told you. She puts her handkercher over mouth and goes away, makin' little gaspin' sounds, Must hev had a toothaehe, poor little thing: or mebbe I hurt her feelin's talkin' so grnff-like. I was sorry l'd treated her so rough 3 but detectives can't hev no sentiment, g IVe waits a while but nobody comesg and as waiting don't bring no developments, we decides to locate the room where the jools was took from. IVe done this easy enough, and then begins lookin' diligent fer clues. Don't see nothin' here, sez YVhooper, peerin, under the bed. I ain't seen nothin' either, sez I, examinin' the furniter fer finger prints. they didn't leave no trace at all, sez XVhooper, disapointedg after we'd looked the ground over pretty thorough. IVhooper, sez I, forceful, 'lthey ain't never a crimnal but what leaves some clue behind 'em that'll lead to their undoin', if the detectives is clever enough to End it. .-Xnd it don't stand to reason thet this is a exceptionf' So we continues our search and, hnal. I does End somethin'. IVhat did I tell you, IVhooper?' sez I, showin' what I'd picked up. Picked thet up under the rug. Iielt it under my foot. XVhat do you make of it PM sez I. VVhooper looks at it critical. 'Pears to be a fish hookf' sez he at last, kind of surprised like. lIxactly,' sez I, triumphant. 'iNow can you tell me how a Fish hook happens' to he in a lady's hoodoor, unless, sez I, sinkin' my voice to a whisper, some person what hadn't no bczzness in there dropped it accidental ? VVhooper gazes ot me in adviration. I4lizza1'clf' sez he, You're a wonderf, No, sez I modest. I ain't. I merely looks at things logical. Nowf' -77... continues I, impressive, when we finds the feller what belongs to this we'1l hez the criminal. 4'Not necessary ! sez IfVhooper, excited. Not necessary. He might of found it, or, sez he, warinin' to the subject, he might of stole it. I was somewhat took aback. Here was a contingence. VVell, sez I, puttin' it away careful, the thing to do now is to look for?-' The thing to clof' butts in Wfhooper, decided, is to look fer feet tracks. Didn't see none when you come in, did you ? sez I. f'Didn't hev no time, sez VVhooperg I was lookin' fer clues. Did you ? No, I admits, I didn't.,' Well, we'll look fer 'ein now. Stands to reason if they was tracks they ain't been took away, sez he, conclusive. I sees the logic in his statement. So we descends to the basement and goes out of the winder we come in at. There l sez XVhooper, pointin', XVhat did I tell you?', I takes things in at a glance. Sure enough they was tracks. Two pairs of 'em, too. One of 'em leadin' to the winder from the left and t'other from the right. I deducesfl sez I,, that they was two of 'em. Now, XVhooper, sez I, buzness like, Hhev you got a rule ? uxvllilt do you want a rule fer ? sez he. Sometimes thet feller is simple. lVhy, sez l, to measure them feet tracks. VVhooper gets the iclee, and, producin' the rule, we measures the feet prints. One sixteen and t'other Hfteen. Sixteen inches sez Whooper musin'g thet's about 'ust as big as yours, ain't.it? As big? sez I, indignant. As big? I doubt if mine measures a bit more'n fifteen and three-quarter. Nearer the Size of yoursf, lt ain't, snaps Wfhooper. Mine ain't more'n half as big as yours, you-you--- sputters VVhooper. There, there, sez I, soothin', Uwe wonlt get into a argyment. Let's go over the facts we has. Plain to see there was two of 'em, and they entered the basement winder. All clear as far as there, eh, VVhooper? Ile nods his head. Now, continues I, we'll foller the criminals to the scene of the crimef, IVhat do we want to go in there again fer ? sez XVhooper, impatient. VVe clon't, you crack-brained idjit,'l I snaps. XVe does this mental. Now, sez I, the criminals elim through the winder. They pauses and looks over their shoulder stealthy. Right, ain't T? Bl. Stle21thy,l' sez Wfhooper, his eyes buggin't out, Hstealthy. Go or. izzarc , sez ie. a I continues to unfold the plot. Then, satished they ain't been observed, they goes on again. A little further, p'raps, they, hears somethin', p'raps they don't. Anyways, they pauses again and looks back surupstitiousf' They pauses, chants Whooper, balancin' light on his toes: uthey i y J s H pauses. Then they goes on again aurious, treadin' softly, softly, soft--- Final, sez I, interruptin', they comes to the lady's boodoorf' -78, They pauses, breaks in VVhooper, they pauses. They looks stealthyg then they goes-- UNO! sez I, short. They don't. The door is closed. The ques- tion is, how can they get in without leavin' finger prints? They cogitates. Final one of them villains takes out his handkercher and, puttin' it over his hand, opens the door. Then they enters! They sees the necklace. They dosn't take it yet. They wishes to find more jools. They reckernoyterf' hliutf' sez I, hall to onct they hears a sound. Oh, yells iVhooper, carried away by my graffic account. Yes, sez I, they hears a sound. Night not of been nothin' l1101'Cil1 a rat. Point is, it disturbs their ekilebrum. They don't want to take no chances of bein' caughtg so one of 'em grabs the necklace hurried and stuffs it in his pocket, and in so doin' he drops this, and I produces the fish hook. Now, W'hooper, sez I, what does this tell you ? XVhy, sez XVhooper, 'i't tells me that one of the miscreents dropped it. Quite right, sezz I, but it tells moreu't thet. It shows, sez I. that they was perfeshionals, not amatoorsf' I seen he didn't understand, so I explains: If they had been amatoorsf' sez I, when they heerd that noise they wouldn't have stopped fer no necklace. Then, sez l, the necklace would hev been there yet. Consequently, as I sed bofer, they was per- feshionals, not amatoorsf' But, sez NVhooper, how do you know they was a noise I-Iow do I know ? sez I, disgusted. How do I know? XVhy, you dum fool, if they hedn't been no noise they wouldn't hey dropped nothin'. They could of took their time. Now, sez I, we're where we're at. Yes, agrees iVhooper, they has the jools and we has the fish hook. Thet ain't what I meant,'I sez I,g I meant we was where the jools was took. Now they goes out, hurried but careful, the way they come in. Thet gets 'em right here where we're standin'. Then they runs, probaly to a car thet's waitin' fer 'em down the road. Now-- lint, cuts in XVhooper, 'gif they'd run they'd of left tracks, and they ain't nary a track leadin' away from here. Guess they must of tlewed, Iilizzardf, sez he, tryin' to be facetyus. 'lItInmph,,' I grunts, scratchin' my head, I admits I must hev been mistook. They must of exit somewheres else. Come on, XVhooper, lets examine the premises. IIold on, hold on, sez XVhooper, I think I got a idee. I.et me think a minute. XVell.i, sez he at last, when I'd begun to think he'd fell asleep, I deduces my deductions this way. Them was clever criminals: now, what's more likely than they'd use ruge. It's only debbytantes and things like thatf' This, sez VVhooper, dignihed, is another kind of ruge. It means a trick. Oh, sez I, sensin' what he was driyin' at, you mean ruzee. Now to proceed to continue from the beginnin', just what do you think this ruzee was ?', Well, sez he, clearin' his throat, bein' clever skoundrils, as we both agree, I figgers this way. They 111llSt hev clum out of the winder back- 1791 ards, and then backed away in their feet tracks from the scene of their deperdationsf' By jung, VVhooper, you're cleverer than I give you credit for. I wouldn't of thought of thet myself. NVell, now,'l sez XVhooper, complacent, here we are where we was before. They clum out backards and walks in their own feet tracks. Now the thing fer us to do is to follow them tracks. Wfe proceeds to do this imejit, bringin' up at the front of the house, where the tracks is so mixed up thct we can't make heads er tails of 'emg only oncet in a while l makes out the sixteen-inch track. Then we gets to the pavement and the tracks is lost, but Xkfhooper and me is ekil to the okashun. VVC Eggers thet if they didn't go one way, they did 'tother. So we separates, one of us goin' up the pavement and t'other one down, hevin' already agreed on the time and place of our meetin,' so's to compare notes. I was sure if one of us didn't End him t'other one would, and I think Wlhooper felt the same. 'l'het's the beauty of a partnership like ourn. VVe'd douby ourselves afore we would each other. I walks along rapid. Iflowsumever, it don't prevent me from ob- servin' a feller who I takes to be a miscreent. I'Ie looks kind of blazee and walks jaunty and debonary, so I puts him down as a profeshional. Now, thinks I, Hif his feet are the size of XVhooper's he's the feller what took the jools. I looks at 'em. Sure enough, they is. 'l'het clinches the matter. I follers him cautious, thinkin' p'raps he'll lead me to their rendevoose, and I can get both the villains to onct. I exercises all my skill in trackin'. XVhen he walks, I walks. Wfhen he stops, I stops. lt was a very darin' piece of work, but me and NVhooper hes made a science of it. All to onct he looks over his shoulders. I turns around quick and starts walkin' the other way, so he won't suspicion he's being follered when I hes took a few steps I looks back cautious. satisfied thet I hes put him off the scent. Sure enough, I hes. IIe is proceedin' as usual, so I begins trailin' him again. IIe dashes across the street sudden. In the same manner I follers, wonderin' if he's sensed he's bein' pursued. Circumstances proves he didn't. I sees him stop and talk to a couple, and I sneaks up nearer. I looks 'em over critical. The man was about the same size he was, and his feet may have been a little mite bigger. Then I looks at the lady and I gives a start of sur- prise. She wears a diamond necklace. Thinks I, Can that sweet, appealin' lookin' little critter be a mis- creent, too? Appearances is against her. She 'pears to be hand in glove with them crimnals, and, there is the jools. No gettin' around thet. Diamonds is diamonds. Still I has doubts: and after lookin, at her close I comes to the con- clusion thet she's wearin' 'em innocent. Nobody with a face like hern could be a accessory to the crime. IVhilst' I cogitates thus, the feller I'd been trailin' starts away. Now,l' thinks I, shall I foller him or shall I foller the couple P I decides to keep the jools in sight. As I trails along I become convinced thet thet sweet little woman is married to that miscreent. Now, the prob- lem is, how to get them jools without hurtin' her feelings. I determines ..80.... on a bold stroke. I'll let her think I'm a highwayman. So when we comes to a scheduled spot I decides it's time to act. I takes my revolver from my pocket, pulls my hat low over my eyes, and, clearin' the intervalin' space at a botmd, I sez, imperative, .IIands up! Thet little woman looks turrible scairt, and my heart aches for her, but duty is duty and detectives can't be choosers no more as beggars. Give me them jools, sez I, stern like. She hands 'em to me with tremblin' fingers. Now, sez I, turnin' to the man, come with me. Oh, sez the girl, appealin', you-you aren't goin' t' hurt him, are you P UNO, I--, I--, I stammers, not knowin' just what to say, and tryin' not to see the tears in her big gray eyes. Now you just put your mind at ease. There ain't nobody going to hurt him. sez I, soothin'. But, sez she, lookin' up at me pIeadin'. You won't take him away. will you? My mind begun to waver. Please, please dont, sez she, and begins to sob pitiful. That was the finishin' stroke. I couIdn't no more hurt this little critter than I could ily. lXIy thoughts was unsettled. I seen she loved this feller, and, thinks I, Mebbe her inflooence will change his hull life. llut, on the other hand, would it be fair to 1ny perfession to let a miscreant excape. I hes the jools. Still- VVell, sez I, brisk, decidin' sudden, I'll close my eyes and count a hundred. and if he gets caught then, it's his own fault. So I does as I agrees, though I admits it was a mistake. I ain't blamin' the little woman none fer what happened, I wants understood, but ther feller hadn't no principle. I no sooner closes my eyes than he jumps on me and yells for the police. Now thet was a dum fool thing to do. If I wanted to, I could ex- plain everythin' and hev him took up for robbery. Ilut, thinks I, what of the little woman? No. I couldn't do it. So I decides to break away before the police comes, I struggles and struggles, but thet feller hangs to me like a leech. Ilowsumever, I final succeeds in gettin' my revolver, and, graspin' it firmly in my right hand. with my forefinger on the trigger, I pokes it in his vitals. Get off'n me. sez I. I'Ie done this instant, and I runs, but not a minute too soon. As I rounds the corner I runs full tilt into a cop. I thinks quick and decides on a darin' ruse. 'I'here's been a robbery, sez I, excited like. The thief run thet way, and I points hack the way I'd come. Quick, don't lose a minute er he'll get away. I fools him, all right. I-Ie starts on the run, and I runs, too, but in a cleffernt direction. All to onct I senses I'm bein' pursued. I throws a glance over my shoulder. Sure enough, several policemen are hittin' the trail after me pretty brisk. I dodges into a alley and doubles on 1ny tracks, so's to lose myself. I succeeds in doin' this fer a time, but I knows I ain't out of the woods yet. So when I sees a car comin' down the street slow and deliberate, I grabs the extry tire and hauls myself up. VVe continue slow and at last I decides I'1Tl out of the danger zone, so I jumps off and goes to the place where I was to meet Vfhooperg and there he is' waitin' fer me. -811 I've got it, sez he, excited, as soon as I arrives. Got what ? I've got the necklace, I sez, impressive. WIiy, sez he, puzzled, thet's what I've got. Here was a dilemmy. IVIow could we both hev it? XVhooper, sez I, you must he mistook. Mistook, snorts Wfhooper, me mistook? It's you thet's mistook, Illizzard. I tell you ,I' ain't made no mistake. The feller I took it from hed feet the same size as yours. It stands to reason you made a mistake. Not so fast, XVhooper, not so fast! I.et's look at things logical. You hes a necklace and I hes a necklace. No use argyin' 'bout thet, is there. Now, sez I, there was only one necklace took. I hes thct. Con- sequent, how did you get the one you got F I tell you, sez XVhooper, I hes thet necklace. No ffettin' around thet, hut how- and he SCITIIICIICS his head, puzzled. 6 I've got it, Illizzarclf' sez he, sudden, I hes thet necklace, but p'raps, Illizzard, yo11 hes it too. I stares at him dumfloundered. IVas the feller goin' Ioony? Now, sez hc. s'pose it was a long necklace. XVhat would they do to throw suspicion ? XVhy, sez I, I don't know. VVeIl, sez XVhooper, triumphant, f'I'lI tell you. 'I'hey'd cut it in two and make two of it. Phat sounds reasonable, sez I. UAII there is fer us to do now is to give 'cm to the lady they was took from. Here, I3lizzard, sez XVhooper, handin' me hisn aswwe starts out. von take 'em both. XVhen we gets opposite the house we sees the feller just comin' out of the door, so we crosses the street hurried. Youre just the men I'm lookin' fer, sez hc, joyful. She's found it. VVho found what P sez I, tryin' to appear casual, but with a sinkin' feelin' at mv vitals. XYe've hrung the necklace. Youre dreamin', sez he. She found it in her hurro drawer. Nr, tiodwaddlef' sez I, with a pityin' glance, you must he hevin' a helloocination. IVC hes recovered the necklace. Now me and my part- ncr don't want nothin' of nohody's, even if they don't know it belongs to 'em. Ilcre is the joolsf' sez I, emphatic, and I thrusts 'em into his hand. VVhooper and me leaves precipitate, conscious of hevin' done our duty. NITTTI E DI I'I'OLl'J, '22. Q82- SARAH'S VISIT TO THE HARTLEYS I lv G lax tart lzylz Dm N Maggie, oh Maggie, where are you? Say. ean't you hear F-Maggie! Xoo-hoo. 1t's Sarah. XYell, for pity sakes, why don't you tell a purson when you're going to take a snooze? Say, 'I'll lmet you can't guess what 'I' went and did, XVell I met a feller at the movies, the brother of the skirt what drove for the laundry. ,Iennie introduced him to me and said-XYhat do you 'spose? Xliell he ast me to go and' meet his folks-said they'd hurd 'bout me an' I went- IVhere? IVhy, to his home 0' course. XYell, 1'x'e never saw sech sights in my life-Maggie--I'll eat lily hat if I wouldn't like to land a feller with a swell place like that! They had so many servants and coons all a-trotting aroun' I was scared to move and say-of all the luxuries-well they had the lights lnurnin' in one room and nolmuddy was in there nuther and I just hated to walk on them purty rugs so I sez, thinkin' to he poolite. IJidn't you forget to put somethin' over the rugs to walk on, Mrs. llartley? 'l'hey'll get mighty worn if you don't.' XYell, she smiled and said they would wear for a long time and I had to shet up with that but when I saw the glasses. all cut glass. mind ja', I had to spill the heans and holler out, 'XVe had a cut' glass dish once -my cousin sent us for a Chrissmus presunt but we traded it in for six spoons-tl1ey're more useful, you knowf XVell, Maggie, come to find out, that there feller was only spoohn' when he said all that 'lmout hearin' 'luout me, and they only wanted to ast me if I could do some mending lxefore to-morrer hut I was glad I came anyway 'cause I got' some idees how to tix our house when .loe an' me get hitched up. -.831 QL, T Girls' Athletics BASKET BALL About December 1st Miss Marchildon called a meeting of all girls who were interested in basketball, and they decided to hold practice every Tuesday and Thursday in A. A. A. Hall. They practiced at these regular intervals until January lst, when the girls were asked to turn out every afternoon during the week. About ten days before the first game was played, Miss Marchildon picked the first team. The original lineup was Lucy Anderson, Aila Haynes, forwards, Irene Lucas, Nona Haynes. guards, Ina Bailey, center, and Margaret Fisher, side center, Juanita Lindsay, Estella Callerman, Elsa Pearl, substitutes. PORT ANGELES vs.si3QU1M January 13 The first game of the season was played with Sequim on our home floor, january 13. The Angeles team was greatly weakened because the Haynes sisters were unable to play becausefof illness. Estella Callerman played the entire game in Aila I-Iaynes' place and Margaret Fisher played guard the first half of the game for Nona Haynes, Juanita Lindsay taking Margaret's place as center. In the second half, Elsa Pearl played guard and Margaret went back in center. Lucy Anderson made the only score for Angeles, and the finals were 29-2. PORT ANGELES Vs. PORT '1'owNs14:Nn February 27 The second game of the season was also played on our Floor and with little better results. Although the team work had improved some and Aila and Nona Haynes played in this game, still the girls were unable to play a winning game. Ina Bailey, who was captain of the team, was forced to abandon basketball because of injuries sustained in the game with Sequim, and Nona Haynes was chosen captain to fill Ina's place. Though the girls put up a hard iight, the game went to Townsend with a score of 14-8. Violet Kinchella played the last quarter of this game. She and Blanche Guy were recently added as substitutes. PORT ANGELES vs. SIQQUIM February 28 The night after the Townsend game the basketball teams journeyed to Sequim to play the third game of the season. The girls showed more pep and fight in this game than any game they had played so far. ln the last half of the game Blanche Guy played as guard in Irene Lucas' position. Sequim players had the advantage over Angeles because they had a good second team for Opposition. while the Angeles girls had a very weak second team. The hnal score was 19-0. PORT .xNc:i2i.izs vs. PORT 'rowNs1zNn March 4 The last game of the season was played in Port Townsend and again the out-of-town girls carried off the laurels. In this game Blanche Guy played the whole game in Irene Lucas' position. as Irene was unable to go because of illness. Tloth Lucy Anderson audi Margaret Fisher played a good game for Angeles. Lucy Anderson again made the entire score for the honors with a score of 13 to 0. -35- A , a. nf, - , , V ,, YA, I, It , . y . 'rf , fr'-ff-fu - , g.,, ,J ! --mlWN?Z3'f4?'fVf:eL7. ',J?!,'f' K , 'A+ lflxw +L Q V fu ' if X jg in Mg- 3 'sf ' f 3, 3 f,,gw4A vt 1 j A 5- YfH's'.f1'f-:!J , 3ini75?:,n,' ?1iffa1 i2+ Q eff' x -f. 5 X ,,:f-wrmwfa, ,NJ . , , , . f M W W ' I 1 5'1li'm,l.aEiQE?H,,1 ' 'V 1 5 I-'7 Boys' Athletics FOOTBALL Coach M. A. Senz put the boys to hard practice as soon as the suits arrived. At the beginning of the season there was a large turnout, which gave the coach a good chance to pick the team. Despite the fact that there was only one letterman, besides two other boys having previous experience on the Angeles team of 1919, the coach certainly showed his experience and ability by bringing to the surface a hard-fighting team. ln the first game of the season the boys triumphantly walked off with a score of 26 to 0 from the sailors of the U. S. S. Algonquin, who outweighed our boys by a large percentage. In the next game, at the city ball park, the squad entered the lists against their deadly rivals, Port Townsend. This was the first real game of the season, and the Townsend eleven succeeded in completing a clean forward pass that netted them a score of seven, while Angeles had scored nothing. The Angeles team was given another chance at Townsend November ll. The squad determined to make up for the loss of the last game, but after a hard struggle Townsend, as usual, walked ot? with the tall end of the score. 21 to 7. On November 17 the team left for Elma, where they played the next day. After the long drive the Angeles men were not in the best of con- dition, and as a result the Elma eleven defended their title by carrying off the score of 13 to 0. Last, but not least, was the return game of the lilma squad, which was played on the High School grounds Thanksgiving Day. in which the Angeles team drowned the Elmaites in mud and water and came to the surface with a score of 6 to 0 in favor of Angeles. This is especially to be noted, as the Elma warriors had never been defeated before. Although the season could not be called highly successful, it is evi- dent that it produced several real stars and prospective players. Despite the fact the teams won only two games out of five. we can say that it did remarkably well against teams all of which were experienced except the .Xlgonquins. Coach Senz certainly started the boys out well and should have an all-star team next year. THE TEAM 'Keith Thompson, fulback-His value to the team was clearly shown when injuries kept him from playing. Clean, hard, consistent, fighting at all times marked him as a worthy captain of the team. His graduation will deprive us of a valuable player. Fred Everett, right half-The offensive power that Fred gave to the team was very evident. He was steady and a good fighter. He will be there next fall. .lim Gallacci. left half-Jim showed himself as a capable player. He has the possibilities of being one of the best. Vtfith his experience of the past season, we expect to see him carry the oval to many a touchdown for Angeles next fall. Edson llrown, quarterback-Edson developed into a drop kicker of no mean ability. XVith his experience of last fall he should be a valuable player this year. ,87- Mutt Thompson, end-He held down his position with credit to himself and the team. He was always sure to be in the game with all kinds of light. Donald MacDonald, tackle- Don hails from West Seattle. He had the distinction of being the largest man on the team. He was a tower of strength in breaking up the offense of the opposite team. Trevor Patterson, right guard-Pat was a steady and hard player. He will be with us next fall. Donald Smith, center-Don was a willing and hard worker. He had to fight for his place, and Hghting won it. He will be there next year. Vincent Barton, left guard-- Pickelo was a dependable and con- sistent player. He will be missed next fall, as he has left Port Angeles. Bob MacDonald, tackle-Bob always had plenty of fight. His ability at catching passes and spilling the opponents' plays was very evident. Harold Cleveland, end-Harold will be with us next year, and with his experience of the past, he should be a valuable asset to Angeles. Dy comin sizxz. BASKET BALL A large number of boys turned out, but owing to the hard work the coach put them to, the number gradually shrank until there were only ten or twelve remaining. Witli boys that are willing to learn and the coach's knowledge of basketball, there was a good team brought forth. The teams were very well matched and the games turned out as follows: First Game-Angeles vs. Sequim, in Angeles. lt was a hard-fought game and wound up with a close score of 15 to 13 in our favor. Second Game-Angeles vs. Chimicum, at Chimicum. The teams showed real ability by bringing home the tall end of the score, which was 7 to 3, although the long drive made them considerably tired. Third Game-Angeles vs. Victoria, at Angeles. The Victorians came to our city in high spirits and with great expectations, but returned home with a different opinion of Angeles. Score 39 to 11, our favor. Fourth Game-Angeles vs. Townsend, at Angeles. Townsend was defeated by the Angeles quintet in a fast game at the Pavilion. The score was 20 to 11. Fifth Game-Angeles vs. Sequim, at Sequim. .-Xlas, Sequiin suc- ceeded in defeating Angeles with a score of 14 to 6. Sixth Game-Townsend vs. Angeles. at Townsend. This game resulted in a sad defeat for the Angeles boys, Townsend scoring 213 points to our 16. Seventh Game-Victoria vs. Angeles, at Victoria. This was the last game of the season, in which the team was defeated, but only after a hard Fight. Score, 35 to 18. -gg- TEAM FOR 1921-22 HAROLD CMUTTD THOMPSON ............ ...... F orward JAMES Q-TIM, GALLACCI ........................ ....... F orward DONALD QBIG MACD MACDONALD .....,... ....... C enter LEON QLELEJ GRAVES .......,................... ........ G uard IQEITH fTOFERD THOMPSON ........,........ ........ G uard S U B S T 1 T U T E S ROBERT CBORB HOTXRE AND ROBERT CBOBU IXIACDONALD -gg- Departments of Instruction COURs1cs 'r1l.xT MAY B12 TAKEN IN THE PORT Axoizmzs Husn Scinooi. CLASSICAL Qlinglishj QAlgebraj tLatinj Ancient lflistory General Science Manual Arts llousehold Arts CEnglishJ CGeo1netryD QLatinD Modern and Medieval llistory French Botany Industrial Arts Qlfnglislm CPhysicsD QLatin or Modern Language or hothI Algebra Solid Geometry English History Chemistry Industrial Arts flinglishj CU, S. History and Civicsj Latin or Modern Language or both Industrial Arts Music COMMERCIAL fI'.nglishI CCom. Geographyj fI7CIlIIlZll'lSlIlIDj CCom. ArithmetieI Algehra A First Year Science Ilistory A Foreign Language Industrial Arts Clfnglishj lIIookkeepingH Geometry llistory Industrial Arts A Foreign Language flfnglishi CStenography and Typewritingl Advanced Rookkeepin Solid Geometry Advanced Algebra SCIENTIFIC QEnglishJ tAlgebraj CA First Year Sciencej Ancient History A Foreign Language Household Economics Manual Arts CEnglishD tGeometryj QA Second Year Sciencej Medieval and Modern .History A Foreign Language Music Manual Arts Household lfconomics tlfnglishj tA Foreign Lauguagel tPhysics or Chemistry? Solid Geometry Algebra Fnglish Ilistory Manual Arts Household Economies Music flinglishj LU. S. History and Civicsj A Foreign Language Physics or Chemistry llousehold Feonomics Manual Training Music I IOUSEIIOLD ECONOMICS Clfnglisllj tFreehand DrawingI tDomestic Seiencej Algehra I listory A Foreign Language A First Year Science Clfnglishj Q Freehand Drawingj CDomestic Science or Domestic Artj Geometry Ilistory A Foreign Language Music CIfnglishH CFreehand Drawingl CAdvanced Domestic Science and Artl Advanced Mathematics Chemistry M901 ENGLISH Cllnglishj Algebra General Science Ancient History A Foreign Language Manual Arts Household Arts QEnglishj Geometry Botany Medieval and Modern History General History European llistory A Foreign Language Industrial Arts tliuglishj Physics Fnglish History Solid Geometry Algebra A Foreign Language Industrial Arts Music flinglishj CU. S. History and Civicsj Physics Chemistry Industrial 'Arts Music SMITH l'lUGl'lliS tlinglishj tAlgehra3 tMechanical Drawingj CIM-nch Wlorkl A First Year Science Ilistory A Foreign Language Clinglishj fGeometryj Oleehanical Drawing? CCahinet IVork or Lathel History A Foreign Language A Science Music Clfnglishj flXIeehanical Drawing? CIVoodworking or Advanced VVoodworkingD .X Science llistory Music Industrial Arts Clinsiness linglishl tl'. S. llistory and Civicsj fStcnography and Typcwritingj llistory Music :X Foreign Language tlfnglishl QU. S. l'listory and Civicsj C,-Xdvzmcetl llouschold lfconomicsl Physics or Chemistry tPhysicsD Advanced Algebra Solid Geometry llistory Clinglishj CU, S. History and Civicsj tlllechanical Drawingj tMachine Shop or :Xdvanced XVoodworkiugj The subjects in parenthesis required: the others are elective. ENGLISH 1vRl2s11M,x N YEAR ln the Port Angeles High School three years of English are required in all courses. ,In the Freshman year composition work is given, much attention being paid to the forms and mechanics of composition. The lireshmen are drilled in spelling and needed grammatical constructions. They make outlines and develop themes in various types of discourse. Oral compo- sition work and simple work in plot construction are also studied. ln the second semester selected linglish and .Xmerican poems, selected ballads and short stories are read and studied. lfour book reports are required each semester. sol' ll OMORIE YEAR ln the Sophomore year the class continues the work in oral and writ- ten composition and studies simple VCI'Sll:lC21llOll. Selected English and American poems and either 'lSilas Marneru or 'SX Tale of Two Cities are read. The class studies one of the following dramas: Julius Caesar, 'Z-Xs You l.ike lt, or Merchant of Venicefl The class studies a group of modern short stories and selected prose sketches. lfour reports in outside reading are required each semester. JUNIOR YEAR The juniors read one drama selected from 1lacbeth. She Stoops to Conquer. and The Rivals. They study two speeches selected from .-Xmerican and llritish orations. and read flve essays selected from modern essayists' work. Poems chosen from the work of English and .Xmerican masters are read and studied. Besides this special drill is given in argu- mentation, brief-drawing and debates. Each junior is required to give four book reports each semester. sraxrou YEAR The Seniors study poetry from the age of Nihon to the present age: a great' deal of the more recent material is studied. Their work in drama consists of Shakespeare's plays and those of prominent dramatists of today. The class reads essays selected from the work of linglish and .Xmerican masters of essay, including selections from prominent living essayists. lllodern short stories. or novels, are read, being chosen from the work of lfnglish and American writers. XVork is given in composition, letter-writing, news-writing, grammar review, and oral lfnglish, Each Senior is required to give four reports in outside reading each semester. These reports include a novel, a drama or five short plays, an essay and a biography. -91- HISTORY History ranks among the most important studies. By studying his- tory from the earliest ages up to the present time, the student can fully realize the progress the world has made and is making all the time. In Port Angeles High School a one-year course in Ancient History is offered. It traces the rise and fall of Egypt, Assyria, Israel, Persia, llabylonia, Chaldea, and Media. The history of man is then studied from the Greek and Roman viewpoints. English History was not in the course of study last year, but is being taught this year. lfnited States 'Islistory and Civics are offered in the Senior year. United States History begins with the period of discovery and exploration of America and covers the development of our nation to the present time. Text: Muzzey's History of the United States. The Civics course is a thorough review of our constitutional history and the present methods of governing in our country. Test: Magruder's Civil Government. A one-year course in Modern History is given. MATHEMATICS The course offered consists of Elementary Algebra and Plane Geometry, with . Xdvanced Algebra and Solid Geometry. electives in the third year. First year Algebra includes the fundamental operations, type forms in multiplication and division, square root, factoring fractions, radicals and the solution of equations. Plane geometry covers about one hundred and twenty propositions and an equal number of original exercises, numerical applications, and construction problems. Advanced algebra in- cludes the solution of higher equations, ratio and proportion, variations, and quadratics. Solid geometry emphasizes the application of formulas to many practical problems. The course is the foundation of arts and crafts and higher courses in science and engineering. It trains pupils in accurate expression and clear thinking, in this way increasing their effective power for work and service. SCIENCE ln the Scientific Course are offered llotany, Chemistry, Physics. .Xgriculture and General Science. ln Botany the student becomes acquainted with the different forms of plant life of the various localities, and is given training in observa- tion and interest in nature. The microscopic work and the Held trips are the most pleasant features of the work. Herbariums of fifty mounted specimens are required. Tlotany is offered to Sophomores. Chemistry and Physics are both offered to juniors and Seniors. There are three recitations and two laboratory periods per week. The aims and purposes of these subjects are: 1-To give a knowledge of the fundamental facts and an ability to use them: 2-To put the pupil on terms of intimacy with the subjects and their practical applications: 3-To stimulate the pupil to do some thinking on his own account about the things that touch closely the everyday life of the average individual: -1-To meet requirements for college entrance. The text used for Chemistry is McPherson and Henderson. and that for Physics is Millikan and Gale. -gg- FOREIGN LANGUAGE The High School offers a two-year course in French, open to Juniors and Seniors. In the first year the work is based on the text: Maras-Le Premier Livre et Le Second Livre. Drills in grammar, conversation and strong verbs are given. During the second year a study of French grammar is continued, and the following books are read: Le Tour de la France, Bruno, L'Abbe Constantin, Halevy, and La Poudre aux Yeux-La lliche et Martin. The French classes are planning to give some short French plays before the school term is over. Latin fulhlls the language requirement of a number of courses. As it is considered such an unpleasant subject by most students, the registra- tion for it is usually small, although this year the enrollment is very large. This year there are three years of Latin offered-First Year, Cae- sar and Virgil. COMMERCIAL A course in Twentieth Century Bookkeeping and Accounting, using double entry, is given, the work being divided into three parts or sets of books. Part I. consists of books in a retail grocery businessg Part II., retail hay, grain and coalg Part III.. corporation and accounting. In con- nection with this is the adding machine practice. The Commercial Arithmetic Class takes up practical business arith- metic, with work in rapid calculation. In connection with the Commercial Course is work in Palmer Method l enmanship and Marshall's Business Spellerf' A thorough course in shorthand and typewriting is given. The Gregg method of shorthand is taught. The books used are: Gregg Manual, Gregg Speed Studies, Gregg Penmanship, and Gregg VVriters. In teaching typewriting the touch method is used. The exercises used in teaching are taken from the Seven Speed Secrets and the letters and manuscripts from the Rational Typewriting Manual. There are five types of machines used, the Underwood, Remington, Royal, Smith and XVoodstock. A large amount of practical work is done in the typcwriting depart- ment, such as personal correspondence and letters and programs for the various departments of the school. Night school classes in bookkeeping and typing were offered this year. HOME ECONOMICS Home Economics includes both Household Science and Household Art. In I-Iousehold Science, which is the study of foods and their rela- tion to the needs of the body, different types of foods are studied, the proper combinations are worked out and well-balanced meals are planned, prepared and properly served. Other features are home sanitation, invalid cookery, home nursing. etc. Text, Cookery. by Greer. Household Art, the study of clothing, whether for the home maker, industrial worker or sales woman, should include all its phases and not be limited to the making of garments only. Careful buying and skilled judging of materials to be used in garments, or knowledge which may assist in selecting garments in ready-to-wear shops may perhaps prove 1931 M to be of even more value to many people than knowing how to sew. A knowledge of the production and manufacture of material, the fibers, the weaves, the adulterations and hygienic properties of textiles is important, as well as a knowledge of the care, repair and laundering of clothing and textile materials. Text, Textiles and Clothing, by McGowan and XVaite. MECHANICAL AND ARCHITECTURAL DRAWING The regular class work in mechanical drawing is continued into archi- tectural or machine drawing. Smith-Hughes classes continue engine drawing, following the national vocational course outlined for such work. Geometric construction is the first phase of the subject studied. Instruction is given in the use and care of tools. The principle of onhographic projections is taken up and the work continued with the making of views of simple machine parts. Lettering and figuring of drawings is studied. Shop sketching from parts of machinery taken from the shop is undertaken next, parts from the lathe, gas engine and drilling machines are used. These sketches are next put to scale. Machine assembling demands a knowledge of the construction and proportions of threads and screws. This is followed through the drawing of the helix, including types of threads and conventional representation of threads. The use of the hand book and reading of tables and use of formulas in proportioning is one of the most important phases of this work. Following the machine assembling causes the demand for knowl- edge of power transmission, the elements of which are approached through the study of curves, the objective of this work is the laying of gears. The types studied include the involate, cycloid, epicycloid and hypocycloid curves. In the laying of gears, complete drawings of gas engine, drill machine and wood lathe are made. Students taking a straight mechanical drawing course have the oppor- tunity of electing either architectural or machine drawing in the third quarter's work. Elementary architectural drawing students design a five-room bungalow. Students in advanced architectural drawing design a garage and a two-story house. For the house Hrst and second floor and basement plans are made, four elevations planned and six plates of interior detailing are designed. Attention is also paid to house furnishing. Mechanical drawing is the universal language of all trades. The courses offered in Port Angeles High School have as their objective the equipment of the student with a working knowledge of the basic principles of industrial trade training. Night school students follow the established course with the excep- tion that the work is given in a more highly condensed form to enable those taking the course to apply the instruction directly to the problems of their daily employment. MANUAL TRAINING Because we often estimate school work in memory values or in terms of knowledge rather than power, we judge its work of manual arts superficially. -94- lVhen we see a boy making a model in wood we are at first inclined to think of his activity as physical only because the skilled workman in doing what we see the boy do is performing a task which requires little thought. He has done it so many times that with him the work is almost if not quite automatic. Not so with the boy. He has not reached the point where he has formed a habit, but. rather, he is working through an experience calling for foresight and judgment on one hand and muscular control and correct vision on the other. He is progressing in a truly educational process. Incidentally he is coming into possession of a con- siderable amount of knowledge.-F. C. Crashaw, B. S., M. E., Prof. Manual Arts, University of lVisconsin. It is in keeping with the spirit of the above paragraph by Professor Crashaw that the schools all over the country have established practical manual training departments. Port Angeles High School is especially well equipped to train students in practical wood and metal work and in mechanical drawing. The shop courses given in the Port Angeles High School may be classified as Vtfood lVork and Metal Departments. XVork in Wfood Department-ln planning and designing the articles which are made in this department mechanical drawing and mathematics are put to use. The wood-worker has the opportunity to use several machines, planer. band saw, table saw and hollow mortiser. 'lSafety Firstf' It is an easy thing to cut a finger off on a saw or have one's clothes caught in a shaft. So one of the first things to learn is to be careful when working around machinery. Care of Machinery. The machinery must be kept clean and oiled daily. and the wood-worker should know how to replace broken or worn parts. H.'XtljllSllllCl'llS.n The worker should knew about the adjustments and know how to set the machine to accomplish the desired results. llaterials. The worker must be able to calculate the quantity and cost as well as appraise the quality of the material used. No little effort is required in the designing and construction of the new types and styles of furniture shown in the display windows of today. Something might be said of the advantages occurring from a study of design. The cultural value here is as great as in the study of drawing, painting or sculpture. XVith the introduction of the Smith-Hughes work in Los Angeles High School at the beginning of the present school year, our excellent department in metal work was established. There is bench work in the metal department as well as in the wood department, about all the hand work is done on the bench. the worker must know how to handle a cold chisel, file, punches and other small tools. The engine lathe is one of the most used machines in the entire shop, upon this machine all threading, taking. drilling and turning of me'als is done. It is necessary to have a knowledge of the gear ratios and cutting speeds of different materials. The drill press and shaper are also machines that are used extensively in the shop for drilling holes and finishing fiat surfaces of metal. The bearings of these machines must be kept properly adjusted, clean and well oiled. ..95- Forging.', A great part of the work that was formerly done by blaeksmiths is now done by machinery. But there are still many processes connected with forging, probably the most important being hardening, tempering and welding, for which we have complete equipment in Port .Xngeles lligh School. Sheet Metalf? Sheet metal work is a trade in itself. There is a lot of mathematics required in laying out patterns and plans to be fol- lowed in making an article. Pattern Making. Pattern making is also a trade all in itself, and a real one. The patternmaker must have the knowledge of a foundry man, he must know the shrinkage of different metals in cooling. The patternmaker should have a knowledge of the essentials of machine shop practice as well as foundry work. There has been some moulding and casting done in the Smith-Hughes department. This is very interesting work. At the present we are not equipped to melt iron, but we pour brass and aluminum. The Port Angeles High School has a four-year course in Smith- llughes shop work and mechanical drawings to offer you. Alumni 1895 lfR.xNK CRAM--I'IOOCi River, Ore. R.xY MCl.ixUGHL1N-State Treasurefs Office, Olympia, Wash. Rox' RICCLINTON-:XII attorney, employed by the City of Seattle. EDGAR NICCORMICK--ClCI'li, San Diego, Cal. GEORGE M1z.xGni2R-City Clerk, Seattle, VVash. 1896 ,i'ilERlllER'l' llxneoeic-Navy Yard, Bremerton, Vtfash, GRORGIQ UROXYN- IY.x Coomnczia C1Ql'RS. BRUNNi2Rir,xNj-Los Angeles, Cal. SIICSSIIE EI.I.Io'i r ClXlRs. RliXIND-DCCCZISCCI. 'lfRlan GRYRIIES-i3GCC8SCCl. IQAY iXlCCl.INTON-DC11llSt, Tasmania. RiURTIlC .NICLAUGIILIN CNIRS. Guo. Bmciirl-Chehalis, Wasli. En SHIIEI.DS-D0OliliCCPCI'. Port Angeles, W'ash. :XLFRED ZIMMER-ElCClI'iClZ1l1, Seattle, XVash. 1897 INA .Xuxiaxv CMRs. INA NCNUTTJ-County Superintendent of Schools, Port Angeles, Vtfash. LUCY .AXLLHN CRTRS. IQOIIICRTSB--PO1't Angeles, VVash. Em:.xR Cirrrwoon-Postoffice. Seattle, XVash. VVn.r.n2 Ur.M1sR-llrown it XVhite Printing Ofhee, Seattle, Wasli. CII.xRr,Es WH1T'riNc:'roN-Deceased. IJEIGIITON XVoR'rnLIQY-Captain at Camp Lewis, lVash. 1898 Rn GRAYICS-li2lllliCl', Port Angeles, XVash. Nxnnic l'l.xYNl2s CMRs. N,XTI.ORi-Cilj' 'l'reasurer, Port Angeles, lVash. Ross H.xYN15s-Deeeasecl. Ei.1,.x IOIINSON CMRs. lllcliizizl-Mount Vernon, Vlfash. C.xRRn2 riiR.XlI.X'IR CNRS. F. E, SE.-XREl.l,i-17111011 Ray, R. C. GRACE XVILSON CMRs. XV. J. NARTINH-Paris, British Columbia 1899 Es'r1zi.r.iz El.l.IO'l'-ii0OliliCCPCl', San Francisco, Calif. l.Il.l.I.XN iQlCYNOl,llS CMRs. JOHN CAYSH-Port Angeles, VVash. 1900 EIDNA FIENN CNRs. XXIALTIER IDYKEU-SCZ1tllC, 'Wash .-XNN12 FowI.1zR CMRs. JoN12sl-llerkeley, Calif. ROY BCIASON-i-iI'Oli6I'. Seattle, lVash. Gramm M.xx1filzi.n CMRS. I'IOR'l'OND-SC21llIlC, 'Wash l'oR'rI.x MCGH.I.- XVALTER NICHOLS- ETIIICI. iX'IlI.I.IER-ljCC6ZlSCCl. FR.-XNCKIIC Plnxcic CMRs. ERNliS'l' Slllliljlxl-SCZllIllC, W'ash. XVINIFIICLD lVoon-XVireless Operator, Craig, Alaska. -97- 1901 l'flARRx' -HRAIJSIIANYLIDCCCZISCCL Mixxrnz CARTIENSEN CNIRS. YIQRKIQKJ-Seattle, W'asl1. 1Vl'ARY SRA MER- 1902 lZlcr,1.ia 1llCL,AUGIII.IN CBIRS. MCNAMARA5-Sequim, lVE1Sl1. FRANK 'BABCOCK-Deputy Collector of Internal Revenue, Seattle, VVash. Annnc ',llllOM.XS CNRS. REII7liSCH1llC, XVasl1. LOTTIE BUCK CNRS. GEO. MILLERD-Seattle, YX7asli. SARAH lfowI.1iR-Dry Goods Store, Port Angeles, Wfasli. Tn,r.na lll2RNARD CNRS. XNIATTH--P011 Angeles, XVasli. lr'llCl.lEN Tlorrcrxs CNRS. VVEIEICRD-l,JCCC2lSCfl. RALPII LUTZ-lfrofessor of lflistory, Stanford University. 1904 LUCY DAYTON C NRs. GRUl3lll-'TC2'lCllCl', Port Angeles, VVasli. FRIED POSTICR-'llClClJllOl16 Lineinan, Seattle. lVasli. 1XNNlZ'l l'l2 'l'RUxn:U1,i. CNRs. 'lLRUMI2Ul.l'.j-SCZllIllC, XVZlSl1. 1905 INIEZ 1X'1f'l,,.XUGIILIN--'liCZ1CllCl', 'Port Angeles. lVZl.Sll. AN'1'oN1s SMITII-ClCl'lC, Port Angeles. xN7Z'lSl1. CHARLES 'l7lLTON-Ll1111lJ61' llusiness, Port Angeles, lV2lSl1. 1xflARG.XRlC'l' 1X1CRlULLlCN CNRS. Ar.nRu:n'r5-Seattle, XVasli. 1906 FRED lrROXVN--PI'lllCll3Zll of Tacoma High Seliool, Tacoma. XNCYZ1Sll. LLOYD 1VIAClClECllNlli-F01'CSl Supervisor, l,ClLCI'SlTll1'gl'l, .-Alaska. CLARIQNCE GlCllRKlC1CC111C11l Inspector, Seattle, XVash. GRANCIE Ross CNRs. NACUSIQU-mDeceasecl. llICRlTliR'l' XVOOD-ClCI'lC. Ford Garage. Port .-Angeles, llfash. LYMAN NCDOANALD-Nail Carrier, Salem, Ore. 1907 C I 7 3 PIEARI. S'l'.XKl2NTll.l.IiR NRs. , onx XVII.SON'l-lj01'1 Angeles, xYE1Sl1 ll-ANNAII l00N.fXlIUlC CNRs. S'l'l'Rl5IQV.XN'I'3-1OIT Angeles. XxfZ1Sl1. lX lV.XR'l'IN XVAGNICR- 1908 LUCY lToxR1f:R CNRS. ll. L. NlCll'Rl.XNj-S1111 lfraneiseo. Calif. 'ROSE lXlC'1X'l'ULI.lCN CNRs. CONNORSl-SC21lllC.. XYZlSll. GRACE 0l'.XClql2CTTNlli CNRs. -TACKU-llI'6111Cl'lOll. XVasli. EUNICE S'rAKl2MH.r.1cR CMRs. D. CRA MI3Ll'l I'j-ljCCC2lS6Cl. LAUR1-:NA liS'l'l'1l2-TCIlCllCl', Kirklancl, XVasli. LIGAII 0lYliRS CNRs. C. DoNox'ANj-Fresno, Calif. lRliNIE 1ll'Cl9ON.XI.D CNRs. l'iA'l l'Sj-1XlOl11Z1l1il. RUTH l+'UmllcR CNRS. IUAMONH--1EllCI1SlJllI'g', XV1lSll. 1909 l,AUR.X l.'oI.1lAMUs CNRS. l?l,-XR.XlIANl-LDCS Moines, Ore. 'lOLLTli'l I'lC Gl.lCN-Nll1'SC, Seattle, lVasli. 1Vl.XREL GEIIRKIE CNRS. CiOODXVlNil-l3O1'l Angeles, XVasli. lQOI1lER'l' PomIAArUs-llooklceeper, l'o1't' Angeles, lVasl1, .liU.XNl'l'.X Gmzx CNRs. R. POl,ll.XlIUSl-lY3O1'l Angeles. XYasli. 'lllNI2 S'I'.XKl2MlI.LIER CNRS. XVALRIQR 5-Olympia, Xllasli. Llc1.ANn liEAM--l1lSl1'llClO1', State College of l'ennsylvania. Al.Ictn SwANsoN-Deceased. HELEN 'llRUMl1Ill.L CNRS. DoUr:LAsH-Seattle. XXr2lSll. -93- 1910 GRACE BABCOCK CMRS. DON CoURsERj-Olympia, Wasli. JENNIE MCLEOD QMRS. LYLE BEAMH-Port Angeles, Wasli. LORENA FULMER QMRS. FINLEYJ-Deceased. ,ALICE FINCH CMRS. F. FIAYNEJ-POI't Angeles, WVasli. ROBERT GOULD-Lumbering Business, Monroe, VVash. FLOYD I'IAYNE-POStOf:FlCC, Port Angeles, VVash. , ETIIEL AXVELCII QNIRS. PAUL VVIESSED--POI't Angeles, VVasli. FLORA STAKICMILLER CMRS. 1ABBO'1'5-iX1121COI'tCS, VV ash. TIRZAII AIJXCIQECIINIIE QMRS. PETERSON5-AA7ll111lNV211lliZ1l1, N. D. ALICE LADFELT- BEATRICE ALLEN CMRS. GARDNERJ-Olympia, XVasl1. 1911 I'lAZlEl. MORSE fMRs. LEWIS INIATHTIESONjl-lK111gStO11, Wasll. .ALICE COLEMAN f1XIRS. I'IlERBlERT XVOODB--Port Angeles, Wash. TIARRY S'l'Il.lES-GTOCGF, Port Angeles, Wfasli. l .EOLA lTOSTIER--ljCL'CZlSCKl. 1912 NELL BIORSIZ CMRS. GEO. SIEGFRIEDA-POF1 Angeles, Vkfasli. HERMAN SXYANSON-CiZ'lI'Z1g6, Port Angeles, XVasli. lV'IA'l'TIlE FLEMING QMRS. HARDINGQ-Port Angeles, Wasli. :A'1'lII.l2Nli FISHER QMRS. PAUL PAULSENH-Port Angeles, Vlfash. PIAZEI. :HOOKER QMRS. 1. R. WIRORCU-Seattle. Wash. MARGJXRET FITZGERALD CMRS. BEs'rl-Port Angeles, XV ash. GERTRUOE AVILLSON CMRS. FIARRY S'l11l'.l2Sj-POI't Angeles, VVasli. MAE AAIEBSTER--Pl1I'Cl1ElSC1', New York City, N. Y. JAMES LOTZGIZSELI.-FZll'I11CI', Dungeness, XVasli. ISIAZEL RIURRAY-r.lPCZl.Cl16I', Clallam Bay, XVasli. ANGELINE RITCHIE CMRS. STARTUPD-Startup, Wfasli. PAUL FARMER-AVCStC1'11 Engineering Co., Portland, Ore. DUANE ALLEN-State Engineering Dept., Spokane, Vlfasli. 1913 l'lAl-DOR.X KANDRESIZN-r.FCZl.Cl16l', P. A. H. S. LEAH BABCOCK CMRS. HARRY RUTHERFORDD--Olympia, VVasli. .AGNES RROCHAUS QMRS. CHARLES IDOUGIIERTYH-POT1 Angeles. CLARK DAvrs-Clerk, Seattle, AA7Z1Sl1. CHARLES FOSTER-Mill, Port Angeles. ANNA l'lOOKl2R QMRS. F. R. GEHRKE, IRA-Port Angeles. lllEl.l2N LAURENS QMRS. F. H. AVARD3-1Dlll'lg6l'lCSS, NVash. JOHN l.o'rzOEsE1.L-Farmer, Dungeness, VVasl1. EIHNA l.ANn flXIRS. Gl2'l'Clll2l.l.n-P011 Angeles. Ross MACKECHNIE-Captain, U. S. A., Omaha, Neb. LUCY 1WiAClqlCCIlNIl2 CMRS. VVOODAROU-Port Angeles. LILLIAN MCLEOD-Stenograplier, Port Angeles. IEVELYN Slll2l,l5ON-NCXV York. IRENE W'oon-Stenoffraplier, llank of Clallain County, Port Angel D 1914 CHARLES llEAAI--Electrician, Port Angeles. LAURA liR.XlJllURY fBIRS. SEITZj-lVasl1ingto11, D. lu-AE BRUAHHELD QMRS. lj.XVIlJ5-P011 Angeles. IYIARGIERY IDRAPIER CMRS. AVOODCOCKA-Dl1l1gCl1CSS, C. XV a sh. .99- CS lX1AlEEL GEIs'I' CMRS. NVALTER BAARJ-Port Angeles. ELMON GUERNSX'-NHVY, Honolulu. JAMES IAIOOKER-EI1gl11CC1', Port Angeles. GEORGIA HOOICER QMRS. S. W. lXflACIqENZIIE3-NCXV York City HELEN lsIzEI.I. CMRS. GUY MACNAMARAJ-Elwha, Wash. EDNA IQELLY-StZltC Treasurer's Oflice, Olympia. CARI. lX1ARQUARD'l'-1361111Sli, Port Angeles. ELLA PRINGLE CMRS. HOIVARDJ-Port Angeles. CHARLoT'rE SPAULDING. WILIIIOT VVOODCOCK-Farmer, Dungeness, Wash. 1915 ALICE BEAM-Jewelry Store, Tyrone, Pe1In. IRENE BES'1'-SlICl1OgI'ZIPl1C1' at Bank of Clallam County. PIAROLD BRADIIURV-Lieut. U. S. S. Algonquin. PERCY BORI:-Clerk at Johnson and Bork, Port Angeles. HA1lOI,D DAVIS-Clerical Work, Seattle, VVash. NORA DONAIIUE CMRS. XVHITEl-Olympia, Wfash. EDWARD l':l'l'ZGERAl.D-lX'lC3.t Shop, Port Angeles. OLIVE GOODWIN-University of Wfashington. GERTRUDE I'IICKOK-CZ1l1fOI'11lZI. JOE I'1ARLEY-POSt Ollice, Port Angeles.. GUY HOPE-Mill, Port Angeles. EIIITII ISIIELL. MARGARET PORTER GMRS. C. O. SUNDRERCD-Central, Arizona VIVIAN S'I'OVEL CMRS. ELMON GUERNSEYD-I'lO11Ol11lL1. FERN UI.AIER CMRS. SKINNERH-lll1klltC0, Wash. SUSAN VVILCOX-Clerical Work, Bremerton, Wasli. 1916 LOUCYGENE 'W Il.CU'l l'-'llCZlCl1CI', Port Angeles. Es'I'IIER EIKICIQSON-DCSlg11Cf, Seattle, VVash. Nl'ARCEl.l..-X SCIIXVETTZER QMRS. JOIINSONB-California. NORMAN NELSON-University of W'ashington. FLORENCE GEIIRICE QMRS. LOUIS JOIINSONJ-Port Angeles. LOUIS lSl!lEf.l'.-lTOI'CSt Ranger, Upper Elwha, W'ash. VVILIIELAIINA llELIfORn KMRS. UPI'IOUSEj-POft Angeles. CLARA FOSTER-Bookkeeper, Seattle, Wash. MIl,llRED DORAN CMRS. GROXVIESA-POFt Angeles. HAROl.D DODGE-Civil Engineer, Port Angeles. EVA lXIAlN-FlxCZ'lCl1Cl', Port Angeles. BERNICI2 CAMIIIIELL-Teacher, P. A. H. S. GLAIIVS 'liAYl.OR CMRS. l'lUMESj-Lll1lOl1 Mills, XVash. REUREN DICICINSON-FHTIIICF. Dungeness, Wash. lX'lAli FORSIIERG-l:OOliliCC17Cl', Port Angeles. BETII VVEIISTER-Teacher, P. A. H. S. OLIVER ES'l'IER--l7ZI1'I'l161', Kirkland, VVash. GIQRTRUDIE lXlAR'l'lil.l. CNRS. l'-RYEA--l3O1't Angeles. ARIIIE MACKECIINIE-Teacher, Cosmopolis, VVash. FLORENCE PETTIT fh1RS. VV. joIINs'roNl-Los Angeles, Cal. TIIELMA CIIAMRERS-TCZlCl'lC1', Blyn, W'ash. CARL FISHER-ROOlilCCCP6l', Portland, Oregon. VERA BURGMAN KMRS. T. VVINDOIVU-Port Angeles. FRANK FISIIER-University of VVZl.Slll11gtOl1. -100- 1917 FRANCES BENNETT QMRS. CHARLES BEAMJ-Port Angeles. GEORGIA COBLE CMRS. JACK BURCESSQ-Telma, Wfash. NIARILLA HOPE QMRS. J. A7ANED-POI'lZ Angeles. LUCY AIARQUARDT KAIRS. J. CABIESjiSIll1 Francisco, Cal. EVA MCMULLEN CMRS. Romol-Seattle, Wash. NAOM1 PRICKETT QMRS. GOLDWATERJ-Port Angeles. FRED F ILION-University of Washington. WENDELL CLARK-University of Wfashington. GUY EXNIJIERSON-UI11VCfSltj' of XVashington. CLEMENT FA1RsERv1CE-University of Washington. LILLIAN EACRETT QMRS. RASMUSSENJ-Lower Elwha, Wash. DOROTHY F ULMIER QMRS. SMI'1'l1j-FfilC0l'l'lZl, Wfash. OLIVER M1TcuELL-Clerk, Port Angeles. NOIIBISRT IDIRKES-F2I1'1116I', Gettysburg, W ash. MARION VVOODCOCK QMRS. A. L. IiliURl5YD-POIT Angeles. LAVINA GRAYHII.l.-C2lllfOI'l1lZ1. ELLEN FINCH f1AIRS. GEORGE I'Il2AR'1'Wlil.L5-POI'tl8.llCl, Oregon. EDA l.jIi'l'lERSON QBIRS. CA'r11cAR'rl-Port Angeles. AIAIHEI. SXVANSON-Rilllk of Clallam County, Port Angeles. AVILLIAM GOUl.l7-FOTKI Garage, Port Angeles. BERNICE BRENNAND-BOOlikCC1J6I' at lford Garage, Port Angeles. lEm:AR STAIH.-Y. M. C. A. School, Seattle, VVash. RUBY KELLY-Deputy County Auditor, Port Angeles. EMORY NEAI.-Y. M. C. A. School, Seattle, Wfash. NIARGIE WVAL'roN-Bookkeeper, Port Angeles. LA ALINA JOHNSON CMRS. VV. VVACNERJ-Yalcinmzm, VVash. PRIESCOT1' ULMER-Printer, Port Angeles. GEORGE l-IEARTWELL-Portland, Oregon. RQLAREL JOHNSON-Teacher, Granger. XVash. 1918 HIQRYI. FILION QAIRS. LIARRX' FOXYLER3-l.jOI't Angeles. l2'1'lllil, LONG QMRS. SKAVEOALEH-Joyce, XVash. CDSC.-XR NEl.SON-Fafnlef, Port Angeles. ELOISE FENDER CMRS. OSCAR NIil.SON5-POff Angeles. li'I'lllEl. GICIST CMRS. FRANK IFONAHUIEU-PO1't Angeles. XVILLIAM COVENTON-Port Angeles. AVILLMER ANDRESIZN-ROOlikCCpCI'. Port Angeles. CLARK CIIAMnERs-Farmer, Fairview, Wfash. -IOSICPII llOARlC-l,OI't Angeles. ATARY BllCAl.--P051 Office, Port Angeles. CLIFFORD l:liNNli'l'T-3I'fl Engineer on U. S. S. Silver State. AVIl.l,lA Al TllOBIl'SON--DCCC21SCCl. l.oLA 1VlfCD0lYlil,l. CMRS. OLIVER lA1I'l'CIll'Zl.l.A-POIT Angeles. EUNICIC DIERGMAN-ClC1'li, 'Port Angeles. CHARLES -XA7IEl3S'l'l2R-RCCCl College, Portland, Oregon. l'lEl,liN SXVENSON. MARLE AVIIITMORIE QMRS, ROLAND CIIRlS'l'lil2A-'-gCClllllll, Wash EVA FOSTER-XVaitress, Port Angeles. l'lAZlEl. AFAIRSIERVICIE-U1llXfCfSlt5V of XVashington. HAROLD COSSER-University Of AA7ZlSlllllgl0ll. IIENRY HOl'lf-Port Angeles. -101-- 1919 XAIILLIIE NV HI'l'li-VV21Sl'1lI1gtOl1 State College. XVILSON CAYSLBOOliliCCPCI', Seattle, NN ash. XIERNICE BURGMAN--St611OgI'ZlpllCl', Port Angeles. SUSIE FOSTER CMRS. NVALTIER VVERRY3--S2111 Francisco, Cal. IRVIN EACRE'l'T-l72lI'1Tl6I', Dry Creek, 'Wash. STELLA CLOUKII2--Pl10fOg1'2'lDl1CI' at Lowman ik Hanford, Seattle, W'ash. NIARGARET IEACRETT--'li6ElCl1C1', Robe, VVash. EMMA STANI.-StC11Og1'21Dl'lCI', Port Angeles. CAROLYN MACICENZIE-TCHCl1CF, Sequim, XV ash. CLARE Dl2N'f-TC21Cl1Cf, Port Angeles. FRANCIS BRENNAND-Pysht, VVash. 'lll'IlCI.MA CRANVFORI7-S1C1lOgI'?1Pll6I', Seattle, XVash. LENA FLACK-University of Wfashington. RAY CAYS-'l:Zl1'l11C1', Dungeness, Wasla. FRANCIS PRICKETT-Stenographer, Seattle, Vkfash. LOUISE ELL1NCER-University of Washington. NORENIC Enm' QFMRS. H. T. DORANH-Seattle, Vtfash. IXLEX Nl2I'!lEIiT-POYt Angeles. 1920 DOROTHY BROXYN-S1316 College of VVashington. FRANCEs LAURENS-First National Rank, Port Angeles. GERTRUDE Kmn-Clerk, Port Angeles. l,URlE'l l'.X CERAVIES-POI'l Angeles. A1ARGRET ANDRESEN-Port Angeles. THEODORE KELLY-Tire Shop, Seattle, Wash. REDICR PI-TELPS-Port Angeles. AIARION COVENTON-County Treasurer's Office, Port Angeles. NIARCIA IQEAN CMRS. PERCY OINIQESH-DCCCaSCd. XvIOI-l2'l' NILXI.-S1816 Normal, Bellingham, VVash. ISVELYN GEIsNEss-University of Nkfashington. 'l'IiEI.MA 'lloczmzs-University of NVashington. FRANCES FILTON-University of Washington. .IOSEPIIINE GOX'.XN-iXSSlStHl1t Cashier, Seattle, VVash. EDITH liRlFFli'l'-Cl1Cl1Z1llS, W'ash. X'lEI.M.X .-XCEN-Clerk, Port Angeles. . HAZEI. XVICKERSUAM-ClE1ll2Il11 Bay, WVash. RONITA MERRIAM-'llelinki-VValker Business College, Portland, FRANK IIICKOK-Port Angeles. DOROTHY GUY fMRs. ROBERT XVILLIABISJ--POI't Angeles. lloRGH1I.n lelol.MEs-Clerk, Fort Angeles. ELSIE PAPKE-SZ1CI'ZllUCl1tO, Cal. A'l'II.DRlED S11ARENRROICII-State Normal, Bellingham, VVash. 1921 'IANICIE A1.I:Rrc:1rr-l'ost-Graduate, Port Angeles. A lARGARIiT JOIINSON-S1316 College of XVashington. CATHARINE R.XI.STON-S1316 College of Wfashington. RUTH hqll,l2S--S1316 Normal, Bellingham, Wfash. FLORENCE WAl.'l'ON-P051-Gf8Cll13tC, Port Angeles. FLXRL GAssER-Post-Gradnate, Port Angeles. -l02-- Ore l'Ilil.lEN 191-1551rxcs-Post-Graduate, Atascaclero, Cal. ELEANOR I-Lxu, M1LLER-Post-Graduate, Port Angeles. ALFA FILION-Port Angeles. Esw GILES-University of Vlfashington. l'll2l.I2N 0'DONNlil.l.-Ul1lVCYSllj' of llfashington. ROBIN B1NG1rixM--University of lVashington. JOHN TRUMnU1.I.-University Of WVashington. DOR1s COONEY-University of Washington. ELIZA HOPF-University of VVashington. S'1'l2w,xRT VVIHTIQ-Port Angeles. Russian. Cgws-Port Angeles. Plaucx' E.XCRlE'l'T-l'lZ1I'l11CI', Dry Creek, Wash. D.xx'm CRITCIIFIICLD-FZ1I'11lCI', Dry Creek, VVash. AIIERNE lVRIc:11'r-Clerk, Port Angeles. GLADYS SMITH-Telephone Office, Port Angeles. BIAXINE DRixDr.1zx'-Pliotograpli School, Tenn. lfU4:12N1z lYiUCliNliR-Ll. S. C. G., Neah llay, lY:1sh. BIORRIS C.xYs-Mail Carrier, Seattle, Wash. LliON.xRo COss12R-Camp Lewis, Wasli. .IIESSIIC Hlzxslt-Clerical lVork, Tacoma, NVash. l-OR1z12N JOIINSUN-Xvilllil Xvilllil College, Walla Walla. IQUSSIELI, lX'l.XClql5NZIlE-CZU1113 Lewis, XVz1sh. LQARI, I5YlCRli'l l'--l?2l1'11lCI', Port Angeles. LUCILE HOOKlan-Post-Graclilate, Port Angeles. -103- Wash. September. Tues. G. Wed. 7. Thur. S. lfri. 9. Tues. 13. Wed. 14. Thur. 15. Fri. 16. Mon. 19. Tues. 20. VVed. 21. Thur. 24. Fri. 23. Mon. 26. Tues. 27. Wed. 28. Thur. 29. Fri. 30. October. Sat. 1. Mon. 3. Tues. 4. VVed. 5. Thur. 6. Fri. 7. Mon. 10. Tues. 11. VVed. 12. Thur. 13. School Calendar The school starts with a larger enrollment than last year. All classes meet to elect officers and class advisors. Several rows of seats added to the auditorium to accommodate the extra students. Everything went smoothly. Chemistry class makes oxygen. Home Economics Department makes biscuits. Sinkers. Seniors hold five minute meeting. A representative from each of the organizations of the city addressed the students on the subject of better schools. New football materials arrive. Twenty-six boys turn out. Faculty picnic at Lower Elwha. lloys come limping and riding crutches to school. Juniors hold class meeting. Ten boys attend. lloward Morse walks down the hall with two Freshman girls. Meeting of the P. T. A. to discuss the question of establishing hot lunches in the school. Junior Class starts writing essays. Junior English teacher burns midnight oil correcting junior essays. Dr. Geisness returns from Puyallup. Miss Marchildon forgets to wear her diamond ring to school. Class was dismissed while she went after it. Fine specimens of penmanship. High School takes prize in Elks' Pe-rade! Robert Hoare is welcomed back to school by the great Senior class. Hear moans from kindergarten, orchestra practice is going on. Discussion on question of Season Tickets held in assembly. Getting ready for the big spread for tomorrow. Junior picnic at Morse Creek and Sophomore picnic at the Elwha. lVlanning delivers fifteen minute oration in assembly. Somebody please start something. Girls' Club meeting at noon. Boys peck in the doors. Dr. Ccisness gives ten minute talk at 12 :45. -104- Frl. 14 Mon. 14 Tues. 18 Wed. 19 Thur. 20 Fri. 21 Mon. 24 Tues. 25 Wed. 26 Thur 27. Fri. 28 Mon. 31 November. Tues. 1 Wed. 2 Thur. 3. Fri. 4 Mon. 7 Tues. S VVed. 9 Thur. 10. Fri. 11 Mon. 14 Tues. 15 Thur. 17. Fri. 18 Mon. 21 Tues. 22 VVcd. 23 Thur 24. Election for the nomination of officers for the Student Body Association. Miss Hamm has her hair up on curlers. Mr. Senz late for the class. Late hours, we fear. All Juniors skip afternoon classes. Junior Class entertained by Aila Haynes. Final election of officers for the Student Rody. Keith elected president. S0mebody's got the itch. Borrow it from your neighbor. Ben Fallgren and Juanita Lindsay elected yell leaders. Manning Magbanna gets knocked out practicing football. Very painful, indeed. Why don't you yell? Sub-freshman entertain with Halloween supper. with mein-- bers of faculty as guests. XVatch your ghost. Soon be Turkey Time. Clara Young introduces a new fad of wearing large earrings two inches in diameter. Every Freshman girl is wearing earrings. First Literary Program of the year. Three scenes from the Merchant of Venice. Students line up in the hall to get tickets for the hot chow. Tum Tum Staff elected. Ben Fallgren while in penmanship class writes a letter to his lady friend. Girls' Club hold large meeting. Boys did not attend today. Dwight Heard speaks to assembly, on 'iNewspapers. Armistice Day. Talk by Dr. l'-lyde. Program by Student Rody. Ethelyn Shepard spills a cupful of hot cocoa while eating lunch. Mr. G. T-l. Jensen visited our school. Much applause was given the football boys as they start on their journey to Elma. Angeles loses to Elma in football game at Elma. Score 13-0. Keith Thompson wears a big lip and carries a lame leg as a result of the football game. Four thirds of the Iunior class report on The Tempest for their book report. Manning M. salutes the Coach with a cigar in his mouth. Thanksgiving. School vacates. Angeles defeats Flma at Angeles. Score 6-0. -105- Mon. 28. Tues. 29. lVed. 30. December. Thur. 1. Fri. 73. Mon. 5. Tues. ti. XVed. T. Thur. 8. liri. Sl. Mon. 12. Tues. 113. VVed. 141. Thur. 15. Fri. 16. Rlon. 19. Tues. 20. NVed. 21. january. Tues. 53. VVed. -1. Thur. 5. liri. G. Mon. 51. Tues. 10. XVed. 11. Thur. 173. Fri. '13, Non. 11. Tues. 17. Talk by Dr. Geisness. Don't Give Up The Shipfl hlohn Stevens treats the morning botany class to suckers. all-day lna llailey has her ankle sprained playing basketball. liloise is led from Botany by the ear. Freshman party. -lohn Geisness and XV. T. li. wear linen collars. Clayton Schaill has a perfect higher algebra lesson. Mir. llrifhtt resigns as City Superintendent of Schools to go to Chehalis. Classes pass quietly. Donald Ncllonald gets to school on time. lfnd of education week. Klr. Hodge, the new superintendent of city schools, addressed the High School. Ruth ll. has her hair bobbed. liirst turnout of lloys' basket- ball. Delegates that attended the convention speak in assembly. Committee chosen to act en 'lunior Prom. l'aul Il. forgets to write his daily communication to Dorothy KX . Freshmen began to feel at home. Flag salute given in assembly. Manual training department make extra noise. Second literary program. Christmas vacation begins. llack to clear old P. .X. ll. S. after the jolly holidays. Started to prepare for exams. which are not far away. l-lelen Ramsey has the smallpox. lloys of football team pre- sented xvith their letters by Coach Senz. Miss llarchildon picked team for girls basketball. Some lineup! Girls' basketball team win from City girls' team in the first game of the season. One more week till the exams. llird music discovered to be that of Pocahontas rehearsal. l'ep rally-f'VVhy donlt you yell?l' Rather unlucky for girls' basketball but mighty lucky for boys. Sequini boys beaten for once but Sequim girls victorious. .Xnnouncements made of exams. Flag salute is given with Juanita Lindsay ofhciating. -liri. 20. Semester exams. -106- Mon. Tues. lYed. Thur. Fri. Non. Tues. Fcbruz XVed. Fri. Non. Tues. NYed. Thur. Fri. Feb. Feb. Feb. Feb. Feb. Feb. Feb. Feb. Feb. Feb. Feb. lfeb. Mar. Examination papers returned-Oh, what a blow! lfVinners of Thrift contest given prizes before the Student Body. Nona llaynes back to school after week's absence. Read the bulletin board. You may miss something if you don't. Mr. llodge speaks to the Student llody on the possibilities of an athletic field. lloys' basketball reports the winning of a game with Chimacum played there on Saturday night. Tryouts held for debate team. lloys start new fad of parting their hair. 'KPiggiel' looks real cute. 'Plans submitted to School lloard by the Kiwanis Club for new gym. XVritten lesson in civics. A happy surprise. Lucy .-X. and Edson ll. make speeches at Kiwanis luncheon on the new gymnasium. Chula Morse has a haircut today. Mr. George Cule. representative of the Y. M. C. A., speaks to the assembly. 'Are you ready? 'iPocahontas. an operetta, given by the combined Glee Clubs and Orchestra at the Masonic Temple. One grand affair. Mr. Kenneth Kerr, of Seattle. speaks to assembly. l.ife of Abraham l.incoln. l'. T. A. meeting. Several students out with Hilti. Senior play tryout. Some cast! Juniors hold debate all day on their decorations for the l'rom. Nobody was hurt. junior Prom. Some jazz. Coach Senz comes to school with carbuncle on his neck. Patriotic program. Holiday. Lucille lfl. and Eleanor G. add their names to the list of bobbed hair beauties. llasketball game with Townsend. Our boys won, but the girls lost. Florence F. has a marcele. Coach's carbuncle making great headway. lloys start chopping down trees for location of the new gym- nasium. -107- i l Mar Mar Mar. Mar Mar Mar Mar Mar Mar Mar Mar M ar Ma r. Mar .Xpr. .Xpr. Apr. .Xpr. .Xpit .Xpr. .Xpr. .Xpr. .Xpr. .-Xpr. .Xpr. .Xp1j. .Xpr. May May May .Tune Triangular debate. Angeles wins first place. Miss Marchildon out with the flu.' No French for a week. Seniors start planning for their Ball, April 21. Lucy A. discovers chicken-pox on her neck while in civics class. Senior English class start work in grammar. Senz tries to be graceful by playing ball with the Filipinos. Miss Anderson springs one of her surprises in Modern History class. Some written lesson. Speeches made by Seniors for Tum Tumf' Juniors show their oratorical ability in speaking for Tum Tum movement. Mutt,' Thompson gets back into Chemistry class. Good luck, Keith T. succeeds in getting a pink slip today. How did you do it, Keith? Edson ll. forgot to sit with Lucy A. today. Absence makes the heart grow fonderf' Senior play. Charley,s Aunt, given. Much talent discovered in worthy Seniors. Second performance of Senior play. It gets better every time, Nothing exciting happened. Dewitt 'llarrisl big feet carried him too far today. He picked up the pieces at the bottom of the stairs. Sophomore edition of f'llsaso edited. Good representations of ability shown. Campus Day! Did you see Geisness? Talk about second childhood! The boys surely worked hard. l.iterary program. Many interesting features including our well known Piggy in his Murdock performances. Spring vacation! Such a grand and glorious feeling! llack to the old 'fGrind.', Speeches given on Forest Preserva- tion and City Clean-up week by citizens. Geisness has his hair combed i11 a pompadour. XVhat on earth is going to happen? We can see his forehead now. lioys are busy on their track work. Everything went smoothly. Senior Dall. One of the nicest affairs of the season. Tum Tum goes to press. Senior Sock Day. Carnival given by ll. S. Oh you black face niggahsf' llaseball game with Townsend. llaccalaureate services held. Commencement. Farewell to dear old l'. .X. ll. -4108- Society The first school dance to be held in the Masonic Temple was the Junior Prom, given February 17. The ballroom was beautifully deco- rated with lattice work of maroon and gray crepe paper, which was very attractive. Dancing began at 9 o'clock, with about 200 couples present. The music was furnished by the lfodge-Yanlier orchestra. The patrons for the evening were: Mr. and Mrs. C. VV. Hodge. Mr. and Mrs. Thomas Geisness, Mr. and Mrs. Robert O'l3rien. Mr. and Mrs. H. G. Horstman, Mr. and Mrs. J. ll. Nattinger, Mr. and Mrs. R. XV. Smith, Mr. and Mrs. XV. ll, Smith, Mr. and Mrs. ll. ll. McGrath, Mr. and Mrs. J. G. Long, Mr. and Mrs. A. J. Cosser, Mr. and Mrs. E. ll. Hanley, Mr. and Mrs. Ray l.. Haynes, Mr. and Mrs. li. Ubertenffer, Mr. and Mrs. .-X. ll. Thompson, Mr. and Mrs. S. lelauge, Mr. and Mrs. A. T. Filion. The committee in charge of the evening were: lillen MacGrath. Eleanor Gaul, lleatrice Shore, Lillian lleuse. John lflanley and Mar- guerite johnson. The Senior Ball proved to be one of the most enjoyable functions of the year. It was held at the Masonic Temple April 21. The ballroom was decorated with daffodils and ivy ropes, carrying out the color scheme of yellow and green. The Freshman girls. dressed in white organdie dresses with green and yellow aprons, served punch from a sunk well surrounded by daffodils and ferns. The patrons and patronesses were: Mr. and Mrs. C. XV. Hodge. Dr. and Mrs. Thomas Geisness, Mr. and Mrs. lfl. G. l-lorstman, Mr. and Mrs. Robert O'l3rien. Mr. and Mrs. I. J. llailey. Mr. and Mrs. O. H. Babcock, Mr. and Mrs. C. E. Fulmer, Mr. and Mrs, Ray Seiblc, Mr. and Mrs. H. M. Fisher, Mr. and Mrs. I. O. Auman, Mr. and Mrs. .-X. ll McCart, Mr. and Mrs. A. M. Anderson. -109- f 2 A -Illn- J in Z ' Autographs ..11... Autographs -114- USE YOUR HEAD A wood pecker pecks Out a great many speeks Of dust VVhen building a hut. He works like a nigger To make the hole biggerg He's sore If his cutter won't cut. He doesn't bother with plans Ol cheap artisans But there's one thing Can rightly be said. The whole excavation Has this explanation: He built it By Using His Head. -Exchange. The reason why these lines appear, ls just because there is a fear That without this hidden plot This would be an empty spot. XVhat is the best way to make a coat last? Make the vest and trousers first. Jack Cosser fwho is fond of dogsl-Marguerite, don't you think you Ougllt to have an intelligent animal around the house to protect you and-- Marguerite Johnson-Oh! Jack! This is so sudden! REPORTING TO DAVY JONES Sam, on board the transport, had just been issued his first pair of hob- nailed shoes. One thing, sah, he rnminated. If Ah falls overboard, Ah suttingly will go down at 'tenshun. GOOD EXERCISE Teacher in English class-Now every one of you please get that quotation from Enoch Arden perfect and I'll run around the class with it tomorrow. Senz-How long did you study your geometry lesson? Keith-An hour and a half by the railroad time. Senz-VVhat do you mean by railroad time? Keith-Counting stops and all. Mr. Senz fhnmorously in geometry Ci3SS,'-XVllCfC has my polygon? Jim Gallacci fin rear of classl-Up the geome-tree. I heard a sudden muffled snap- Then silence covered over all: I watched alert, expectant,-but Her stockings didn't fall. Miss McLaughlin fatter several failures to answer her questionj-Next. Leon G. Cwaking upj--Shave and a hair-cut. Luke Nelson-My ancestors came over in the Mayliower. Rica A.-lt's lucky they did: the immigration laws are stricter now. Paul-What will it cost me to have my car fixed? Garage Man-What's the matter with it? Paul-I don't know. Garage Man-Forty-eight dollars and ten cents. -115- J 1 you PUNCTUATION I. Confound the crooked question marks, The dotted i's and j's And starting olf the paragraphs By shoving in a ways. II. The periods and hyphens The semicolons, too, The brackets and the braces Look spiffy when I'm through. - III. The dashes take a heap of room- The exclamations, my! I'd drop them off most any place But the teacher asks me why? IV. S0 I go 011 and punctuate, just where I good and please. But shucksg I seldom get them right. I'll bet you don't, either. Gentleman--Who is the brightest fellow in your school? De Witt-I'd like to tell you, but mother told me not to brag. Freshmen are green. Green things need water. Drown the Freshmen! Did .you hear the ocean moaning Moaning, sad and low? 'Tis because some fat old bather Stepped on its undertow. For Sale-A table by Donald Smith about to go to Seattle with carved legs. For Sale--A bull dog. Will eat anything. Very fond of children. Lost-A hrst year Latin Book by a Freshman with a green back. Found-A gold wrist watch by a Senior with an open face. WANT ADS Watltecl-By Freshmen something to disguise the green. Wanted-By Juniors the Seniors' common sense. VVanted by Sophomores-Dime novels to give 'em a thrill. No two copies alike. They can be passed around. NVanted-By Glee Clubs a silencer to keep them from disturbing the studious pupils in the assembly room. VVanted-By teachers just a heart at exam time. Blanche G.-Have you got Lamb's Tales ? Librarian-This is not a butcher shop, but a library. Teacher-You dirty boy. Why don't you wash your face? I can see what had for breakfast this morning. ,Tohn G.-Wliat was it? Teacher-Eggs. John G.-Wrong. That was yesterday. Ina-I wish God had made me a boy. Bob--He did, I am he. Said the tree to the river, A'I'll fall across you. Said the river to the tree. 4'I'll he dammed if you do. -116- AITOIIIIIIY Ruisness is just like an old sail boat. How's that ? . Just a little tug will get him started. Mush-Mr. Hodge made quite a long speech the other morning. Face-What was he talking about? Mush-He didn't say. What beautiful hair Wilda has-I bet it falls to her knees. More than likely it drops to the floor. Landlady-I think you had better board elsewhere. Student-Yes, I will admit I frequently have. Landlady-Have what? Student-Have better board elsewhere. 'Have you anything fit to eat for a pig? You bet! VVhat'll you have? Barber-WVill you have anything on your face when I'vc huished? Antero-I don't know, but I hope you'll at least leave my nose. Teacher-What is the Latin race? Felix-lt's a race between a Latin pony and the teaeher's goat. When we got back from Victoria a Coon asked the coach: Carry yo' bag, boss? Never bus' a bottle yet. Eleanor Hall-Did you enjoy The Passing of Arthur ? Harry Scott-Yes, but I liked his punting much better! Coach-Is George ill? Frosh-Yes, sir. Coach-How do you know? Frosh--Last night I heard someone tell him to lean over and take his medicine. Elizabeth M.-I believe I've danced with you before, didn't I? Lewis Smith-I dunnog if you have wl1y don't you do it now? Prof.-Do you know the five methods of choosing the atomic from the combining weights? Sub-frosh-I know four. Prof.-Which one don't you know? Pest-You're charming, do you know it? She-I'm sorry I can't say the same for you. Pest--Oh. that's all right! One of us may as well be truthful. Judge-Did you steal that rug? . H Hobo-No: a lady gave it to me and told me to beat it-and I did. Irene K.-XVhat shall I do with this gum? Ellen MCG.-Put it under the desk. Irene K.-Oh. no, I did that once and got the wrong one back. Miss McLaughlin-George, did you get all the questions in the test? George-Yes, but it was the answers that bothered me. Freshman-You seem pretty proud since you gave 25 cents to the Red Cross fund. Soph.-Yes, sir, talk about doing your bit. l just did my two-bits. lidythe-I haveu't slept for days. Ethel-XVhat's the matterg sick? lfdythe-No: l sleep nights. -117- Ethyl-Is my racket still there? Dot--No, I can't hear it. Thelma D.-VVho ate my pie? Eloise Mc.-J'Not I, said the pig. Barber-Your head is getting bald. Senz-VVell. l'm not surprised. Hurry up! Miss Haight-NVhen I was younger I rode in my own carriage. Miss VVebster-lf you did your mother pushed it. Piggy tgazing out on the bayj-Felix, are them rowhoats out there? Felix-You poor hsh, no. Piggy--But look they are all in a row. Chester S.-Do you deny that we are descended from monkeys? Bob H.-If you want to claim that descent, old man, I won't dispute you 'Why should I argue with you about your family tree? DeXVitt H. twanting sympathyj-VVhat would you do if you were in my shoes? Genevieve T.-Get them slnned. Ruth B.-Wfhat causes water in watermelons? Archie N.--They are planted in the spring. Ethyl VV.--Say, Ben, you would be a good dancer except for two things. Ben Ceagerlyj-WVhat are they? Ethyl-Your feet. Ola-Harry has a soft spot in his heart for me. Verna H.-How do you know? Ola--He says he is always thinking of me. Verna-Wliy, a man doesu't think with his heart. The soft spot rnnst be in his head. I've heard of an Ash VVednesday, a good Friday, but what in thunder is a Nut Sundae? I can go with any girl I please! Do you hnd it hard to please them? Gladys L.-Grace tells me everything she knows. Vtlilda S.-The silence must be very oppressive. Indignant Junior-I never fought in my life till you came to this school. Accused Frosh-XVCII, I never told a lie. either, till you taught me how. johnny G.-The garbage man is here, dad. D Prof. Cfrom deep thoughtjn-My, 1ny! Tell hun we don't want any. Mr. Brown-How is it, sir, that I Gnd you kissing my daughter? How is it? Harry Lease-Great! Great! The crust on the pie which was being served was very prettily ornamented. Mrs. Haynes called Nona into the dining room and said. Nono, this crust looks very nice. The guests here want to know how you scalloped it so beautifully. YVill you tell them? Yes, mother. answered Nona. VVith your false teeth. -118- She-Don't you just lovc to motor in the moonlight? He Cwithout looking up from the Hitting roadj-Yesg it gives a fellow a better chance to hx the blowouts. Dorothy O3!iCS1DO11,t muss my hair, she used to cry As we'd sit in the parlor. But since she's had it bobbed off short There is no chance to holler. NVhat is the plural of steer? Beef steak. Colored Gentleman fwatching a plump lady board the trolleyj-My lawd. look at dem legs! Rastus-Don't say legs, say limbs. Colored Gentleman-Limbs! Dem ain't limbs! Dem's logs! Teacher-Do not Hll these cards in ink. You llllly have to change them. Florence F.-Oh. I've written 1ny name in ink. Teacher-VVell, that's all right, you probably won't change your name very soon. XVorth S.-Say, jeweler, why doesn't my watch keep good time? Jeweler-the hands won't behave, sirg there is a pretty girl in the case. Gee, my face feels all black. Don't you know you can't feel color? Haven't you ever felt blue, you sap? Keith T.-I failed flat in that test yesterday. Nettie D.-NVhat's the matter, didn't you study? I Keith--Yes, but I had vaseline on my hair and everything slipped 1ny mind. Leonard-I just ran across a girl whom I haven't seen for ten years. , Joed-That's nothing, I met a girl I never saw before in my life. Senior-One of my grammar school teachers told me l'd become feeble- minded if I didn't stop smoking. 1 ' Bright Frosh-Yes? Too bad you d1dn't stop! Mary, are you going to wear an evening gown to the Prom? Not so's you can notice it. Miss Anclresen had written on the back of a theme: Ulllease write more lcgiblyf' Next day. Teacher, what is this you put on my theme? lf flies are flies because they fly. And fleas are fleas because they flea. Then bees are bees because they be. I'll marry you on one condition. 'That's all right: I entered high school on four. City Dude-Tell me, how's the milk maid? ' Ray A.-It isn't made, you poor nut, the cow gives it. Miss VVebster-My car isn't running right. What shall I do? Siebel-llut some ink in the tank. Miss NVebster-VVhat will that do? Siebel-Oh, that will make it right. Art P.-I hope this rain keeps up. jake P.-Wliy? Art P.-VVell, it won't come down if it does, will it? -119- THERE'S MILK IN THIS I've never seen a purple cow, And never hope to see one. But by the purple milk we get l'm sure that there must be one. Wilcla S.-I'm having tough luck. just broke my glasses. Grace S.-VVell, can't you drink it out of the bottle? Mr. Fislier-Well, Margaret, 1 was elected mayor. Margaret-Honestly! Mr. Fisher--VVell, what difference does that make? Senior-Do you know Poe's Raven? Junior-Nog what's the matter with him? Never pay 255.00 for a handkerchiefg that's too much to blow in. Paul H.-Wliat makes the red spots on your nose? Dr. Geiness-Glasses. Paul H.--Glasses of what? Jack V.-How would you puncuate this sentence: There goes a beautiful girl. Earl G.-l would make a dash after the girl. Archie-Here's that tour bits I borrowed last week. Oliver-VVhy, I had forgotten all about it. Archie-Great Scott, why didn't you tell me? Why didn't you wash off your face after football practice tonight, jimmy? I did, but this wouldn't come off because its ground in there. Clayton fin solid gCOl11.y-Sllllt up, I am trying to get ahead. Leon-You sure need one. Lucy-Oh, if the Lord had only made me a man. Ethyl-Maybe he has and you haven't found l1i1n yet. Archie-That's Bessie's cup you're drinking out of. Guy--Oh, I feel honored. Is Bessie your big sister? Archie-Nope, Bessie is our fox terrier. Roses are red, johnny is blue Cause someone said, Johnny, you're through. Keith Cafter popping the questionJfXVhy are you crying, dearest? Did l offend you by my proposal? Ethyl-Oh, no, dear, it's not that, I am crying for pure joy. Mother has always told me that l was such an idiot that l wouldn't get even a mule for ri sweetheart, and now Vve got one after all. Coach-What's the matter? Bob Mac.-I hurt my ankle. Coach-Where? Mutt-VVhere do you suppose, in his ear? Luella P.-I can't Gnd a single pinawhere do they go to. anyway? Ethelyn S.-Hard to tellg they're pointed in one direction and lu-ada-d in zmother. Esther R.-How can you stand lying in bed so long mornings? Alice L.-T dont stand lying in bed. T'm no contortionist. -120- last ,luli Sen TO THE ILSASO EDITOR Little Editor Lester Is very naughty to his sister, Sister's ma ean't find her- Lester ran her through the sausage grinder. Blanche G.-NVhy has a ehambermaid more lives than a cat? Rosa V.-Because each morning she returns to dust. Felix G.-Hey, look at the smokestacks on that boat and you'll laugh. Harold C.-Laugh? VVhy? Felix G.-Because, that's where the funnel be. Miss Hamm-Don't you find reading that book mighty stupid? Miss Campbell-It has a good many stirring passages. Devillo I..-They said this was permanent black ink and a little ed me a week. NV. T.-People say l have eyes just like my father. Thelma Me.-Uh-huh, pop-eyed. of it only Nona H.-Were his letters to you during the summer a sort of Romeo and et afifair? Edna XV.-Nog Much Ado About Nothing. Miss Carlson-On Mars things weigh less than they do on the earth. Jessie B.--l am going to Mars. Hilmar Hr-How long has Mr. Geisness been living? .lack C.-I don't know. why? Hilmar-XN'ell he claims to have taught Caesar and Virgil. Ivor S.-l'm not good enough for you, Mary. Mary S.-l knew it. but you're the best I could get. Lucy A.-NVon't you come in and have a chair? Edson B.-No, thanks. VVe have plenty at home. Clayton S.hI spent nine hours on my higher algebra last Mr. Senz: You did! Clayton-Yes. I put it under my mattresses and slept on it. night. Calvin F.-Wlhat are you going to be when you get out of school? Norman T.-An old man. As the train was nearing Townsend a Pullman porter shouted zz Next stop is yo' station. sah. Shall I brush yo' off now? Senz--No, it is not necessary. VVhen the train stops I'll step off. Shelby-This match won't light. Jack C.-That's funny. It lit all right a minute ago. Dr. Geisness-My butler left me without any warning. Mr. Siebel--You got off easy. Mine left me without any spoons. Prof.'s VVife-l suppose you have forgotten what day this is? Prof. Geisness-Yes, my dear, l have, is it your birthday? Prof.'s VVife-No, Tom, this is the anniversary of your wedding Prof. Geisness-XVell, so it is! And when is yours. my dear? She stood before her mirror VVith her eyes closed very tight And tried to see just how she looked XVhen fast asleep at night. -121- to Coach day. DIFFERENCE OF OPINION Oh, l'd hate to be coming down with that parachute. l'd hate to be coming down without it. Howard-Say, Pop, if we are made out of dust, how is it that we don't turn to mud when we go in swimming? We wish to apologize to Miss Marchildon, ,wrote the editor of the Ilsaso. ln our paper last week we gave an account of Miss Marcl1ildon's beautiful Christmas celebration at her home and, of course, as French is quite the thing nowadays we spoke of it as a 'fete.' Unfortunately, the composer, whose knowledge of French is both general and specihe, set and printed the line as 'Miss Marchildon's Big Feet.' Tl1e editor may dig a11d toil Till his finger tips are sore, But some poor fish is sure to say. l've heard that joke before. Spanish Gentlemen-ls there a Signor Foster here? John M.-XVell, nog Foster is only a Sophomore. Mutt-VVhat would you do if you went to the post office and bought a stamp and asked the postmaster to stick it on and he refused? Scotty-Stick it on myself, I suppose. Mutt-l wouldn'tg I'd stick it on the envelope. Jack V.-How would you punctuate this sentence: There goes a beautiful girl. . Earl G.-I would make a dash after the girl. Mother-Elsa, l told you that if you went swimming again without my per- mission I'd blister you. Elsa-Too late, Ma. l'm blistered already. No, I ain't makin' out for to call you no jackass, but you cain't fool dem hoss-tliesf' l'rof. Cpounding on deskj-Order! Order! Sleepy Voice tin rear of roomj-A couple pieces of pie. li. Shore tto druggistj-Give me some writing paper. Druggist-XVhat kind? Beatrice-I want an aspirin tablet. UNREASONABLE Say, waiter, growled the coach in a Victoria cafe, There isn't a single clain in this clam chowder! VVell, sir, the waiter responded. if you ordered a cottage pudding you '.vouldn't expect to Iind a cottage in the dish, would you? nor look for a horse in the horseradish bottle, now would you? Miss Taylor-XVhat is that l smell on your breath? Mr. Senz-lt isn't on my breath: it's on my hair. Freshie-I need tive dollars for my caution money, and I have only four. Senior-That's easy. Vawn the four dollars for three and sell the ticket for two. Pat-Pliwat was the last card I dealt you. Bill? Hill-A spade. l'at-l know it was. T saw you spit on your hand before you picked it up. I.--I am a mill-workerland find it very hard to get my hands clean. XVhat yould you suggest putting in the water besides soap? A.-Y ou might try putting your hands in. S122- He-'Grace slipped on her veranda last night. Me-Did it fit her? Lucy-I wouldn't be a fool if I were you. Brown-Only wise thing you've said today. Of course you wouldn't be a fool if you were me. XVe had a history exam today and I got every one of the questions. I-lonestly? XVell, yes-that is, all but the last two. Milo fat track meeti-So you like to watch the runners? Lorraine S,-Yeh, I surely do. That red headed frirl has two in g her stocking. Vern D. fafter a wreeklw-Send assistance at once. l've turned turtle. Voice-My friend, tlns is a garage. NVhat you want is an aquarium. First Irishman to Second Irishman-You know my father is awful tough. Second Irishman--How be it? First Irishman-Every morning my father eats tacks and washes his teeth with a file. Second Irishman-AI-ord, but that is nothing. My father shaves with a blow torch. Freshman-How do you keep your place heated? Soph-By hot airg we've got a fellow from Missouri and another from North Carolina up at the house. XVhat letter comes after 'H' F Dunno. NVhat have I on each side of my nose? Freckles. Miss McLaughlin-If four gills make a pint,,how much makes a quart? Mutt-Ten dollars. Esther R.-You know the artist paints the same girl's face over and over again. Keith-l-luh. that's nothing, all girls do that. Aunty-Oh, you silly boy! You have put your shoes on the wrong feet. l'ut them on the other feet directly. Chester J.-I have-n't any other feet to put them on. aunty. Nobel G. put the following ad in the Ilsaso-Ten Barred Rock Hens- Tlioroughbred roosters, all laying. A fool can ask more questions than a wise man can answer. No wonder so many of us Hunk in our exams. A Senior sat in a big arm chair And thunk, 'n thunk, 'n thunk, The junior didn't give a care, He'll Hunk, 'n flunk, 'n Hunk. XVhen is coffee like mud? Answer-- lVhen it is ground before using. XVe will take the life of Hawthorne Monday, come prepared. Keith-Yes. I met the girl and fell for her. Clayton-Did you break anything when you fell? Keith-Yes, every bone in my pocketbook. He-A year ago you were crazy to marry me. She-That's what mother said, but I wouldn't listen to her. -l23- ' Mother-VVhy are your grades so low this fall? Chester J.-Well, after the summer rush is over everything is marked down. Bob-If I were to kiss you, would you call for help? Rica A.-Would you need it? Hodge-Say. does this car always make this racket? Miss Mac.-No, sir, only when it's running. GOOD ENGLISH Teacher-Can you use deduce and detest in one sentence? Henry F.-Sure! When I Hunk in detest my father gives me deduce. ' NOBODY WAS HURT Alice Larkin besides having big feet also had a bad cough. She went to buy some shoes and the clerk turned the store upside down. He was just trying on the fiftieth pair when Alice began to cough. Nasty cold, eh F said the clerk. You bet, she replied, the doctor says I've got one foot in the grave already. VVell, you'll never get the other one in, said the clerk, it is too big. Miss Andresen-Milo, how long do the supreme court judges serve? Milo-They are appointed for life, but they sometimes die. .Miss Hamm lin physicsj-Clayton, can you tell us the difference between a pmt and a quart? Clayton-I sure can. A pint makes you happy, while a quart makes you drunk. TEAM WORK A man on first and third. said he, Here's where we work the squeeze. Oh, Charlie dear, not right out here, It is so public, please. She- Do the people at your house say grace ? John- Forgot what it meant. She- What, have you forgotten already? Miss Hamm-VVhat happens to gold when it is exposed to Don Mac-lt's stolen. the air? What kind of leather makes the best shoes? Don't know, but banana peelings make the best slippers. John H.--Look. Arthur, they have nut all new lights in the Arthur B.-Yeh! That's to make the work lighter. Eleanor was a Junior And bobbed her hair so queer, That every time she shook her head You saw her pretty-ear. IS IT SO? Our grandfather said, that it is so. He said that his grandfather said that it is so. His grandfather said that his grandfather said that it is so. His grandfather's grandfather said that it is so, and so we believe that it is so. llsaso! botany room. Miss Carlson-Joe, draw a picture of a giraffe-and now tell the class just why this animal has such a long neck. Joe-I dunno, teacher, unless it is because his head is so far from his body. ls Edward W. a deep thinker? He must be. None of his ideas ever get to the surface. -124- IIIIIIIllllllllllllllllllllllllIIIIIIIIllllIIIIlllllIlllIIIIIIIIIIIllllllllllllllllIIIIIIIIIIIIIlllllllllllllllllllll lllllIIIlllllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII lllllllllllllllilllWilllllllllllilllllllllllllllllllllllllllllillllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllillllllillllllilllilllllllllllllllllllilllllllllllllllllllllilllllllllllllllllllllliillllli lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllIllllllllllIllllllllllllllllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIll!IllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIllllllllIIllllIllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII H ea'rz'cle 35 Jensen The Store lfVhcrc Young Nv1z's Styles A rv Fl7I1fIl red HGME OF FAS1--IIQN PARK BROTHERS mlnnlnlnnlnlnnnnnunnnnnnlnnlnnnnunnnunnnumnnnuInnnun:nnunnunnunlunnnlnnnlnnnlnnnunnnm 11 I I iff! if'MlllHl1lHllllllllllllHWlllHlHHH!IIIl1IIIII1l1III11lI1Il'Ei11l3El1!51!EIEI!E5IIlI!liiEl!II7IIiIl!1!111II!lIlEIIIIQiflli!!lil!lll!llI!lll1V.llllll3IlI1lIl!l!lllIIIl.lIIIII.IIIH IllllllllllllllllllllllllIIIIIllIIIIIII1IlllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlllIIIIlllIIIIllllllllllllllllIIIIIIIIIIIIllllIlllllllllllllllllllllllllIIIIIIIllllIlIllllIIIIIIIIllIIIllIIIIIIIIIIIIllllllllllIllllllllllllllillllll Mrs. Geisness-I would like to buy a shoe for a one-legged man, with a good sole, and padded tongue. Henry H. Cenlling for Elsie's daily letter at the post ofheel-Give mc my mail. POStI11?1StCI'-Vvllilt is your name? Henry-You'll find it on the envelope. Jack C. fgallzmtlyj-Violet, dear, anything that you say goes. Violet fquicklyj-Jack. Soph-You Want to keep your eyes open around here today. Frosh-VVhat for? ,. Soph--Because poop e wou c y with them shut. li ll think ou are I1 darn fool if you go around gnllllIllllllllllllIIlllllllllllllllllllllllllHllllllllllllllllllIIIIlllllllllllllllllllllll lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllnlllIllllllllllllIllllllllllIlllllllllllllulllllllllllllnlllllll .'Igc11t.v for fozzfcvl The Rexall lJOR'l' A-XNmncl.1cS. XVASII. Tuzifrl l'1'1'fY411'z1liUlI.v lllllll llllllllllllllllIllllllllllllllllllllllllll'IllllllllllllllllllIllHHlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll lllllllllllllllllll llllll Ill ll Ill Ill lllllllllll lllllllllllllllllllllllllfllllIll M125- Owl Drug Store I I II I I I Il IIIII IIIII Illll IIIIIH I IIIIIIII I Illl IIII I Illlll II llllll Il III Illlllll IIIIIIIIIIII I I II CH RISTOPHERSONQCO. lil A R D XY A R li, If U R N I 'I' Lf R li amz' DISHES Olii-XI,l.liINDS I'M FOREVER TRANSLATING VERGIL l'm forever trzmslritiu' Vergil, just sixty liues each dzxyg They're all so queer, the verl Then in my dreams, They all come right. l,lencil's always hiding, l,l2l1JCI'YS just the same, I'm forever trauslzxtiii' Vergil Sixty lines each day. as and nouns so dear, -By 21 Vergilite. CM. E. Frzmcisl Mother-XVillie! I told you that if permission, l'd blister you! XVillic-Too late, Ma. l'm blistered al IIIIIIlIIllIIIIIIIIIIlllIIIIIIlllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIllIIlllIIIIIlllIIlIIIIIIllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII TILE Grocery Co. IOS IE, l'lRON'l' Sr. PIIUNIC 293 UH' l7vI1'f'v1' ilu' Comix 'lllllll lllllllllllllllll lllllllllllllllll IIIIIIIIIIII llllllllllllllllll IIIIIIIIIIIIII S W A N S O N 8 S H O M A R, f7UtII1'!'.Y ill STLFDIEIEAKIER CARS and Ixlcl,1.x'-Svlzlxfzlfllam Tim-is fum -126- you went swimming again without ready. LIIIII IIIIIIIIII Illllllllll IIII I llllll I Illllllllll T0 flu' C'l17S.x' of IQ 9 2 Clllllffflif llfllffllllx Bvsf lfV'i.s'l1 Us For Szrffvss ,-11111 flafvfvi1zf.vs XVASIIINGTCJX S'I'.X'I'li Ilxxic f 4 Il I Il I I III 111I111111111111111llllllllIllll111I1111I11111111111l1ll11ll11I1l1I11111l1I1 1111111 111111I1111111111II11I1111I1111ll111111111111111I11II1l1l11l1l11l11l1 111111111111I11llIllll111l11111 Man Is Judged By the Company l'0NtlI!.X'lil'IHXTIUNS ANI! XY I S Il Ii S .XR If li X 'I' IC N Il ,l 'I' ' 3 'A sS K The moral of Aesop's 11122 111 1- 11 li f:1Irl1-is Iol1et':1l'l'f11I :1Im11t llIl0'S z1ssm'i:1tes. This :lp- ll.'XI'tIIC 1.1111111511 Com 1111 plies with equatl e111pl1:1sis to u11e's sl1o1111i111: 11l:1c'O. Xvllllll we 1I1-ville lllltlll :l 4 5 store us being wortliy 0lIl' ' . . 11z1t1'o11:1ge, we want to 7 kimw -tl1:1t the eo111p:111y . 'I - x lbvlllllll it is iI'llSl'XV0l'llIyI ' t'I1:1t its Illlll'l'll2IIIillS0 is .K lf Anlwatys :ls 1'e111'ese11ted 111111 , 1 p of Clilllltllllilllll' q11:1l1tyg x N In lllilt its satlespetrple :11'e 0 B ' ' 1111-11 :1111l XYOIIIOII of i11t'elli- Glu geitee und :ihility who will no be llvlllflll :1114l i'0lll'l00IlS. .l XVI11-11 you ure f:1111ili:11' with our unfaiiling co- upt-1':1ti1111 Illltl servic-e :1111l the 111o11ej.'fs:1vi11g :ltlVIIll- tags-s 2Ifl'Ul'll0tl you by the C'tlIlllllIlUtl o11e1':1tio11 of our D 312 stores. you, we feel sure, will XY:llll' to be ' ICIIUXVII us ll patron of our Company. 4 3- eg E .,,,.,,,, Q 2 i IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIllIllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlIIIlIllII j. Shield-I always look in the eloset before I retire. Esther O.-So do I, but I never have any luck. A young athletic named MeBurdle Stubhed l1is toe going over turtle: Did he fall on l1is face? No. The only disgrace NVas tl1e fact that our hero tlll'llCCl turtle. Betty C.-VVell, honey, yo11 know it's pretty near the Cllfl of lllC quarter, and as long as I Zllll lucky enough to have Il seat right i11 front of my geometry teacher, l'n1 going to assure myself of a good grade in at least one subject. gill111111111lllllllt11111111111I11111111111111111IllIIllIllI1II11111111111111:11111111111111Ill11111111IllIIII111111111llI111!l1lIl!IIlIIlll11111l!11111Illlllll1111I111111111111111111111111111I1111111I1Illllllllll S A Y I 'I' XV I 'I' Il If I. O XY Ii R S IQII Tim' Drury .Slow l'11'sl XYhen You Need Flowers for .-Xny l4JCC2lSl0ll l'11oN12 28 M.-X'I'I'l IYXYSON 'S DRUG STOR lil 1111111111I11111111111111111111111I111111llll111111111111ll1llI1IllIlIllllllllIIIIlllllllllllltllllIlit1IIl1Il11111111111tI1111IIl1I1Illtllllllllll11IIIIIIII1111IIIIIIllIIll111llllll1111Ill11IIll1IlI1Illl1Illl -l27- lfillllllllllllllllllllllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlIIIII1IllIIIIIIIIlllllllIIIIIIIlllllllllllllllllIIIHIIIIIIIlllIIIlllllllllIIIIIllllllllllllllllllllllllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlIIIIIIIIIlIIIIIIlIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII : ,jf HOUSE VVIRING 2 and E fiV'i,-il LIGHTING FIXTURES E A54 A Specialty E I'noN1a 3155 ,Q l P. n, ILLECTRIC Co. IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlllllllllllllllllllIllllllllllIIIIlllllllllllllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIllIIIIIIIIllllllIlllIIIlllllllIIIIIlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll We wish to apologize to Miss M'1rchiltlon l . , wrote tle editor of the Ilsaso. In our paper last week we gave an account of Miss N1E1I'CllilClOIlyS beautiful Christmas celebration at her home and of course, as French is quite the thing nowadays we spoke of it as a 'fete'. Unfortunately, the composer, whose knowledge of French is both general and specific, set and printed the line as, 'Miss Marchildon's Big Feet'. Ives-I practiced for my initiation all summer. Crimmy-VVhat did you have to do? Iees--I paddled a girl every night in a canoe. Where did you do most4of your skating when learning? 1 think you're just horrid! Shorty Long-Mother said I shoulcln't wear this one-piece bathing suit. jim G.-You should obey your mother. lllllIllllllllllllllllllllllll lIIllIllIIIIlllllIIIIIIIIIIIIIllIIllllllllllllIllllllllIIIIlllllllilllIllIIIIllllllllllltllllllllIIIIIliIIIIIllllllIIllllllllllllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIllllIIIIIlIIIllllllllllllllllllllllll T he Fzliofz M171 8 Lumber Co. ,-X1'P1uzc'm'r1cs Yuma llusmicss Try Us for LIIIIIIICIQ Shifzylos, Doors and l'Vflll1,0'ZU l:l'lllIlt'S, 511511, Doors and All Kinds of .ll ill I 'Vork IIIIIIIIIIIIIIYIIIIllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIHIIIIIIIIIlllllllllllllllllllllllllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllIIllIIlIIIlIIIIlIIIlI .JlllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII Il llllllIIIIIIIIIIllllllIIllIIIIIIIIIllllllPIIIIllIIIHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlllIIIIIIIIllIlllllllllllllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIllllllllllllllllllllllll E igiiizf-gigjileg? 170111013 in g 5 Tx HUDSON If V V V. , , . -. , , .-fr ' HL D5OlX at Ebbltk CARS l SEX E A-Xl, I O Sb l'lfl.Y LUN PAN Y xg Q .X. B, lJli'I'IiRS0N lllllllllIllllllllllllllllIllllllIlllllllllllllIIllIllIlllllllllllllllllllllll llllllllllll llllllIllllllllllllllllllllllll Illlllllllllllll lllll Illllllllllllll I llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll -128- llln I IIIIIIII1Illllllllllllllllll llll llllllllllllllnnnnlllllllllllnllllllllllllll llv lllllllllllllll IllllIlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllIlllllllIIllllIIIllllllllllllllllllllll Puget Sound Mi!! T imber Co. Pom' .'XNGl2L1zs, XVASII. .7llc11111faCf1r1'c'1'.r of Fir, Sfvrzzec' and PICIIIIOCZC LIIIIIIJCI' Red Cecfcll' Slzilzglcs, Laflz and Bom Slzooks 'l'nANsI-o1:TA'l'loN l7ACll.1'rl14:s nv CARGO C. M. K St. P. R. R. AND LocA1. llllllllllllllllllllllllnlllllllIlllllllllllllllllnlllnlllllllllilllllIIIllIllllnlIIlmllnlllnlllllllllllllIII1IIIIIllIIllllllllllullIlnllllllllllllnlnllllllltlllllllIllIIIIInlllllllllllllllnllllll jim-So Ethyln didn't accept you when you proposed? Clayton S.-She sure did. Jim-But you said she threw you down. Clayton-She did. and held me there until I gave her the ring. What's the difference between a football player Zlllfl a babe in arms? Search me. XVhy, one falls with the ball and the other bawls with the fall. Senz-Gee, but that's a beautiful arm you have. Marehildon-Yes, I got that playing handball. Senz-Do you play football too? Manning lilnped in from the held and reported to the instructor. Hlllll a little stift from running. NVhere did you say you were from r IIllllIllllIIllIllIIllIllllIllIIIIIllIIllIIllIllllIIllIIllIIIIIIllllllIllIIllIllllllllIIIHIIIIIIIIIIllIllllllIllllIIIIllllIIllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIllIIllIIlllIllIIIlIIllIIllllllIllIIIIIllllllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII YOUR FRIENDS FAN l!L'YANX'TllINlI YOUL'ANGlYli'l'HliMIXUTYOUR l'llO'llOGR.'Xl'll LIZWI S STUDIO ll1lllllllllllllllllllnllllllllllIIIIllllllllllllllllllllll IllllllIIIIIlllIullIlllulllllllllllllllllllllIlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllnll IllIIllIIllIInIIllIllIIllIlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll -129- 'lllllllllll lululllllllnllllull Iullu uuuulul luIluullullullIIIluIllIluHuIullIlllllullllllllullllllllllllllllllllllluIlllllllIllIluIIlllulllulllllllllllllllllllulllIllllullllllllllllllllllu WOGD llunxia 37S Mill XYood, lfirst Class, lXve1':1ge Three Ricks. per l.rmd ...,........A.,.......v...........,.Q..........,. A....,A.,,A.. 3313.00 llox Ends, per Load .,,,..,,...A,,4,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, ,, 5,00 lllzuier lfnds, Kiln Dried, per Loud ..,,,,,Y,,,,,,,,,,,, ,, 7,00 XICIIOLS XVoo1m X Ann IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlllIIIlllllllllllllIIIIIIIIIIIIIllllllllllllllllllllllill lllliIlllIllIIllIIllIIllIIllllllIIllIluIIIIIullulluuullluIllulluInIluIlulullulllllllllllllllllllllI Say, Pop! If we were made out of dust. how is it that we don't turn o mud when we go in swimming? Spanish Gentleman-ls there :L Signor Foster here? Student-No. Foster is only :L Sophoniore. Mutt-NVhat would you do if you went to the Post Olliee :uid houg stamp and asked the postmaster to stick it on and he refused? Scoty-Stick it on yourself, l suppose. Mutt-I wouldu't. l'd stick it on the envelope. Mrs. KingiDou't let your dog bite ine, little boy. Little Boyilrle won't bit, lxllliilllll Mrs. K.-But he is showing his teeth. ht 1 Little Boy fwith pridel-Certainly he is, Alilllllll, and if you had as good teeth as he has you'd show 'ein tool IIIlllIIIIIIIIIII!llllIllllllllllIIllIIIIIllIIIIIIIllINlIIIlIIllIIIIIulliullllllllllllll llululllllullu VAN ALLEN DRY GOODS C O M PA N Y FITZGERALD M EAT Co. SOl'.lCl'I'S IVRIESII YOUR and l'lX'l'ROX.fXlili S.Xl.'l' Rlli.X'l'S l ll-1xls'1'l'l't'li 1 Ni: Puuxi-1 499 and l,ICO'l'INll 1 : : . 119 Ir Umm SL Lou. Sru ANU l,,xL'1u-il. Pom' .'XNc:r:1.i':s, WAsll1Ncz'roN l,UR'l' .XN12lfI.liS, XYAslnNr:'ruN IllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllIlllllllIlllIlllIIIIIIIIIIllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll illlIlllIlllIlllllllIllllIlllllllIlllIllllllllllllllllllIlllllllIlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll -130- uulllulllllluluulllulllllu lllul uulllllululllllul ullllllllllll lll II I I I IIIIIIIII II I lllllll I I IIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIII Illl I Il IIIIIIIII III III IIIIIII IIIIIllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII I I II IIIIIII You will had the largest and best assorted stock of IDRY Goops and Rraixm'-'ro-NVEAR at The Leader Department Store Your kind I'IlSf7t't'f!'0ll is I-Il'Z'lfC!l I Ill IIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIII IIIIIII I I I IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII III lllllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII ll I I II Ill I Dorothy A.-Do you know why I refuse you? Paul H.--I ean't think. Dorothy A.-You guessed it. Senz Cin Geo1n.D-VVhat happens when a light falls into the water at an angle of 45 degrees? Mutt-lt goes out. Harry Lease Cto Butcherj-XVhat is the hest way to keep fish from smelling? U Butcher-Cut off their toes. l've noticed something funny about you lately, Grace, said her friend. What is it, VVilda? she asked. A I don't know, dear, hut it smokes eigarettes and carries a cane. Colam bza Oh Boy., Meat .t, 'Z .Y Market Gm, Asix A. PARs11,xi.I,, 1-nor. T110 Best of MEATS P A L A C E of sw E E T s Pimxia 272 H7113 make ifu PORT ANllI'1l.lCS, XVASIIINGTON -131- IIIIIIlllIIIIIIIIIIIIIllllllIIIIllllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIllllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIllllllllllllllllllllll llllIIIIllIIIiIIIIIIlllllIIllIIIIIll!IIIIIIIllllIIIllllIIlllllllllllllIIIIIIIIllllllllllllllllllllll Buy XV here Quality and Price Are Linked Together Always CLOTHING and FURNISHINGS For 2 YOUNG MEN a11dMEN ITOGGERY rrQ1llIll'fj' Firsf' HAUPTLY FEED CO. Hay, Grain, Feed and Flour, Stock Foods, Poultry Sup- plies, Sprays and Spray Ma- terials, Seeds and Fertilizers ,-...-M1153--5.. 1 1 ' ., - N s :mailwft -3 xsI':::o,.lp'!6 72- IIQ2' -1:, 1 lf:2 I. 1 , 1 PIQOPLE Wl I ARI? P1-rom: 234 lllllllllllllIllllllIIIIIlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllIllIIllllllInllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllli EnxnlnllInlllnnlllnlllllnnnlInnlulnlIlllllnulllllllIllllllllllllllulllllullllllllln' The coach was on the eonnnittee to get jobs for kids and be darned if he didn't hook tl1e job himself. Hint from B. B. B. T. to G. B. B. T.: Never go ZlllOtl1Cl' diet. Miss Taylor-NVas the fellow I saw you driving with yesterday the o11e you were engaged to last year? Miss Marehildon-Of course not. Tl1is one is n1y 1922 model. Coach-Got a cold, l1aven't you? jim G.-You bet. The early lmird eatehes cold. Piggy-Say, Miss Carlson, why is it more dangerous to go out in the spring than any other time in the year? Miss Carlson-Because in the spring the grass has blades, the Howers have pistols, the leaves shoot and the bullrushes out. :'IllIIlII IllllIIIIIIIIIIIlIIIIII1IIIIIIIIIllIIIIIllllIIlIIIIIIIllllIIllIIIIIllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIllIIII!IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlIIIIllIIIIIIIIIllllllllllIIIIIIlIlllIllIllIIIIlllllllllllllllllllll II IIIII Boston T eo 6? Coffee Co. Fine Teas and Colifees Pure Food Products Pom' Axrzlclaas, XV.xsn1Nc:'roN nllnln llIIllullIlllllllnllllllllllllllllIIIIIllllIllllllllllllllllllllll lllll IIllIllllllllllllllllllllllllllll llllllllllll llllllllnllllllllllllllll lllllIllullllllllllllllullllllllllllllllllllllllll' Illlll Cu I0 mm lllllll lllllllllllllllllllllll IIllllllllIIIIIlllIIIIlllllIIIIIIIIIlllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII lllllllllllllll IlIIlllllllIIllIIIIIIIIIIIIllIIIIIIIIlllllllIIIIllllIllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll ST U DE N TS TH RI FT 2 Walton Grocery Co. Make a Dm! Witlz ,lloflzvr to D0 The Buhviug n-11d 'ALM You Keep flu' Di79f ' 2 As your school days will soon he over ancl Clays of real Pleasure, real Comfort you can depend upon that you will always be able to get Z1 full Basket of Groceries, .fo be surf and ml! 011 115. Then noun' fu - PHoN14:s-3 ANU 71 Tl-Ili CASH Sz CARRY PHONE 156 Pour ANo1ai.ics, XVASHINGTON IllllllllllllIIIIIIIlllllIIIIIIIIIIIIllllIIIIlllllIIIIIIIlllllIllllllllIlllllllllllllllllllllli . FlllllllllllllllllllllllllllIIIlllllllllllllllllllIIIlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll. Miss Campbell-VVasn't that a line lecture Dr. Geisness gave us on The lture of Prunes ? Miss Dunlap-Splendid! He was so full of his subject. Elsa Pearl-I can't find my swinnuing suit. Alice-See if you have it on. Gladys Long must think the teachers are horses heeause when she begins recite she says: Oh fVVhoaD-Oh UVhoaJg I don't know. Noble-Did you hear the earth quake last night? DeXVitt-No, l was at the Senior Ball and we were shinnnying. Cranky Customer-ls this well water? Chipper Clerk-Does it look sick? llllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllIIlllllllllllllllllllllllullullllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllIllllllllIllIIlllllulllIllllltlllllllllllllllllllllll In Ill Echert Shoe 8: Repair Shop Qlmliiy, .S'er1'irc, Right Prices llllONl-I HT 120 XV lflzoxi' ' l 'our .X xml-:I ics, XV.XSlIIX1i'l'0N llllllllll III Ill!llllllllllllllllllllllIIIIHlllllllIIIIIllllIlllllllllllllIlllillllllllIIIIllllIlllllllllllllllllllll I I ll I II IIII lllll I I Illlllllllllllllllllllll ll Illl -133- too. will soon he goneg but one 3 I III IlIIIIIIIIllIIIIIIIIIlllllllllllIIIIllllIIIIII!KIIIIIIIIIIIllllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIllllllllllllllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlllllIllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIllIllllllillllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll MR. HUSBAND: You love your wife. Then why don't you make her household tasks as easy as possible? ALLOVV US TO SUGGEST E A THOR VVASI'llNG MACHINE or perhaps A XVESTICRN ELECTRIC E : SEVVING MACHINE and again A ROYAL LLILCIRIC CLEANER. E S Any one or all of them will make an awful difference in her life, and then E E she will feel like, and have ample time, to go fishing with you any day in 5 E the week. THINK IT OVER. Easy terms and a free demonstration if you : XVILL JUST PHONE 251 EI-'IONEER E'lf,EC'I'R'IC CQBIPANYE lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll llllllllllllllIllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll I IIIllllllllllllllllllllllllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII llllllllll Illlll llllllllllll llllllHllllllllllllllllllllllllllIIIIIIIIIIIL yVAG0N CALLS rum AND PHONE 230 : DELIVIERS XVORK 5 C. A 8? Wm. FILION Ladivx' and Mvnir High Class TAI IQORS 2 L,'Ief1u1'uy. l'rv.v.vi11g KUPPLER Buiunxu, LAUREL ST. E E Rvpaiz-ing PORT ANGELES, WVASH. E IIllllllllllllllllllllllIlllIlllllllllllllllllllllllllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII Il IIIIIIIIIIlllllllllIIIIIIIIIIllllIIIIIIIIlllIIIIIlllllIIIIllllllllllllllllllllll Ida-Pass me the butter? Mother-If what, Ida? Ida-If you can reach it. Freshie-Did your brother really turn .over a new leaf? Sophie-No, but he bought a new Paige. Chub M.-VVhat'll we do? - I - Clarence B.-l'll spin a coin. If it's heads we go to the IUOVICSQ if 1t's tails, we go to the dance, and if it stands on edge we'll study. Prof-Someone give me an example of the law of diminishing returns. Brilliant Stuclent-Chemistry deposits. She-VVhat an awful gash you've got on your forehead. He-Oh! next to nothing, next to nothing ll IIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIII IllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIllllIIIIIlIIIIIIIIllllllllIIIII'IIIIIIIIIIIlllllllllllllllllllllllIIIIII lllllllIIIIlllllllllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII I OLYMPIC STEAM LAUNDRY Home of flzv DVM' Wmrlzf E Pnomz 490 IIOURTH .xxn LAUREL E I I I I llll Illllllllllllllllll Illlllllllllllllll Illllllll Illlllllllllllllllllll I I Illllllllllllllllllllllll I -134- r -135- IlllIIIIIllllllllIIlIIIIIIllIllIIIlIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIllllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIllllllllIIIIIllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlllIIIIIlllllllllllllllllllll I3ON'T. XV QRRY IVl1vn you xtnuzblv- I'L'HI1'IIII1E'l' I1 'ZR'0I'III is about flu' only fllillg that Fllllif full dorcvz. IQAUFMAN-LIEONA RD COMPANY Quality F1u'11iI111'v 111 NV. FIRST S'rlucm' IIIIIlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllIlllIllIllllIlllllllllilllllllrlIIllIIIIllllIIIIIllIllllIllllllIllllnlllllllullllllllllmllllIlllIllIllllllllllllllllllllllll XVILLSON I'IU1Ln1Nc: Ill ,lack V.-How would you punctuate this sentence, There goes a beautiful girl? Earl G.-I would make a dash after the girl. Archie-I-Iere's that four bits I borrowed last week. Oliver-Wliy, I had forgotten all about it. Archie-Great Scott, why didn't you tell me? VVhy didn't you wash off your face after football practice tonight. Johnny? I did, but this wouldn't come off because it's ground in there. First Frosh-I can't find a single pin. VVhere do they all go to, anyway? Second Frosh-It's hard to tell because they're pointed in one direction and headed in another. llllllllllllIlllllllllllllilllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll lllllllllllllllllllll lllll Hcafiqzzavz-fv1'.v for 5 2 IffISfIIIC11I Kodales, Bose Balls E ' and .S'fvor11'11g Goods E l71'.s'l1i11g Tackle E I W . X N.. G M , v If :V V , : Il I LJ E 'IE xii ' E E FRYE DRUG Co. o I'l1oNIc 225 S Ill lulmlul I lllllmulllllllllllllllllllllll I lullllllllll lllllullll I lllnlllllllvllt- -.lllllll -136- G I If' 'I' S T lol A T L A S 'I' llIIllllllIIIllllIIIIllllllllllllllllllllllllllllIIllllllllllllllIIUIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII G G I Cuts. HUTCIUNSON I I' II ofcl1n1okm' If 'I' and 'I' S fcfwlvr S 'I' Gradzmiiozz 'I' H Gifts Ifl A of A 'I' XIII Ii'l'IIlf.V 'I' I. Class Rlxus I. A .x IX S S1'lf:cr.xl.'l'Y S 'I' 'I' GIIVTS 'I'Il.X'I' I,.XS'I' :sung IIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII Il IIIlIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIII II I I I I I III I I IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII I IIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIII I II Il I IIII I II I IIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIII I I I I I IIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIIIII T O B E S A F E GET YOUR INSURANCE FROM FISHER K HICKOK AND YOUR LAND TITLES FROM Tlllfl Cl,fXl.l..XKl COUNTY AllSTR.XC'l' COMIHXNY Mr. Smith-Chester said he got a beautiful lamp from boxing. Mrs. Smith-l just knew he would win something in his zithlctics. Helen-Genevieve has such a large mouth. Archie-Ycs, it's almost large enough to sing ducts with. I IIIIIIIIIIIIII IIIII I II Il I A COMPLETE LINE GE UP-TO-DTXTE M ILLTNERY XVOMENIS SUITS Coivrs ANU Dmcssics MISS NASON'S llllll I I ll! III Illl I IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII Il I I IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII I I III I II IlIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII Illlllll I I IIIIIII II IIIIII I I Oliver-I hear Rosa has entered the movie photograph contest. john-She has ll fat chance. VVhat is the first thing your father says when he sits clown at the tuhlc john-Bc careful with the cheese, kids, it's 80C 21 ponml. I II III III IIIII ll I II I .S'4'lmul SIlf7f7II.C.Y ll ERRtlX'S YARI ETX' STOR E lelcl'rn11 flczx lf II llll IIIIIIIIII IIIIIIIIIIIIIIII I I IIIIIIIIIIIIIIII III I I -l37- HMWMMWWWWWMMmmWmmmWWMmmWMmmmWMmmmmmmmmmmmWmmWMWMMMMWWWWNWMMWMWMMMWWMMNW .. : gNAsn lDl2Al,lCR:i Liar: Tialfs E Olympic Motor Company pXU'ro Rl5iux11:1N4s .-Xeclcssolellzs .xxn SUl'l'I.lliS E PHONE 9 NIGHT Ama DAY Siziwirl-1 2 TmmmmmmMmmmmWmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmWmmmmmmmmmWmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmml Miss VVebster-How many kinds of poetry are there? Gladys L.-Three. Miss Webster-Name them. Gladys-Lyric, dramatic and epidemic. Can a sardine box? No, but a tomato can. Miss VVebster-ln what condition was Macbeth at the end of his life? Violet K.-Dead. Tailor-Do you want the shoulders padded? Lawrence A.-No, mamma, tell him to pad the pants. Milo-Drink to nie only with thine eyes. Ethel Mc.-Sorry but I left my glasses at home. Miss Marehildon-Do you know, Georgia, that every time you draw your breath someone dies? n . . Miss Taylor-XVell. l'ni sorry, but l can't help it. If I quit drawing my breath l die too. Never pay S5 for a handkerchiefg that's too much to blow in. l'aul H.-lxVhat makes the red spots on your nose? Dr. Ceisness-Glasses. l'anl-Glasses of what? Felix-How do you like my picture of an Arabian donkey? Peggy-Marvelous! You have put so much of yourself into it. Herman H.-XVha.t do you take your medicine in? Thelma Mc.-My mouth. mmMWWmmmWWmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmHMmmmmmmMWWmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm McCART'S GROCERY Sfzzplo and Fancy Groo eries Phone 362 115 Oak Street mmmmmWWWWMWWWMMMWWMWWWWWWHmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm -l38- lllllllllllllllllllllIllllllllilllllllllllllllIIIIllllIIIIIlllllllllIllIunIlllllxllllllllllllllllll IIllIIIIllllIllIlllullllllIllllIllIIllIIllInlllllllllllIllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll PH oN1c 297 DR. XVII-l.-KRD :X ING-UJIS E l'oR'r lXNu1cl.lcs DRY Goons Co. E 5','g1,t 5,,,'f,'U1f5g Pour .fXNma1.1as, NVAsH1Nc:'roN and Offf01114'l1'i.vf Rooms 122-123 XVARRIQN BIORSIQ lgI,lK'Ii lllllllllIIIIllllllIllIIllIIllIlllIIllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllIlllIllllllllllllllllllllllll IIIIIIIIIIIIllllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlllllIIIIIIllllllIllIlllIllllllIIlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll IllllIIllIlllIIllPIIIIllllllllllllIIIIilllIllIIllIIllIIllIllIIIIIIIllIIlllIIllllllllllllllllllllllllf ENIIIIIIIIIIllIlllllllllllllllIlllllllllllllIIllllllllllllIlllllIIIIIIIIIIllllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII DR. l'l.XRUl.lJ ll. lr3U'1'I.1s1: .lonx M. Wn.sox Dmzffll Surgvon flIfvfllvy-111'-Lf1w g :XI,l!WliI,I, Broctr' 2 Rooms 1, 2 ANI: 3 5 X 2 .-XLmv1-11.1. BUILDING - 2 Pom' ANGIQLIQS, 1VA5H1Nc:'roN llllllllllllllllllllllllIllllllllllfllllllllllllllllllllllIIllIIlllIIIIllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll I IlllllllllllllllIIIllllIIIIIllllllIIIIllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll IlIlllIllIPIIIIIIIIIIIlllllllllillllllllllllIlllllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII llIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPIIIIIIIIII lllllIIIIIIIIIllIllllIlllllllllllllllllllIIIllllllllllllllllllllllll IlllllllIllllllllllllllllllllll 5 Pnoxls 145 Du, CIMXUIJIC A. l'oR'r1a1z lllxR1uNmz'l'oN X Glues Ox! 'n rihi' l,1lV.'l'I'!1II ,, . , 1 In K ' X I Hu' ,lluyuslzzv .Stow 120 NV. Moksla lirno. Pom' .'XNGlil.liS, XVAsH1Nc:'roN IIIIlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllIIIIllllllllllllllllllllllll llllllIIIIIlllIllIIllllllIllIIIIllllIlllllllIllllIllllllIllIIIlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll ll HOW ABOUT IT, MR. SENZ? lf thc man who stole my silk umbrella with the bald head will return same no questions will be asked. Geometry '1'eucl1cr-What is a polygon? Irene T.-A dead parrot. Do you eat anything? Oui, dit-il. ANYTHING, Shelby P.-l' got me a job with a thousand men under me. Arthur P.-Must he a uightwatchman in a cemetery. -139- IllllllllllIllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlIIllIIIIIIIIlllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIllIIIIIIIIIIlIIllIIIIllllllllIIIlIIlIIIllllIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII NATT INGER BROS 73 X A A IIIlllllllIllIllllIllllllllllllllIlllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllIllllIIIIllllIlllllllllllllllllllllllllllIllnlllullullullullnlullllilllllillllllnulllnllnllllllllIlllllllllullllllllllul Are you married? No. I was once engaged to a man with a wooden leg. Well, what did you do? I broke it off. Norman-I want il pair of pants. Clerk-Something in rough goods or smooth? Norman-Rough, I reckon. I find it handier to scratch matches on. Alice S.-VVhat's the name of the teeth we get last? Edward W.-False teeth. Miss Marchildon-Give me a sentence using the word grewson1e. ,lack V.-He stopped shaving and grew some whiskers. Ivor S.-I asked if I could see her home. john M.-Did she let you? Ivor S.-No: she said she would send me Z1 picture of it. Iidson II.-M21 won't let me use the machine any more. Mutt-NVhy? Ifdson II.-I forgot to clean the hairpins out of it last time john S.--l've got to work hard next year. .lake-XVl1y: z1ren't you coming hack to school? l':1ul H.-My ancestors were all people with hrnins. Dorothy .'X.iToo had you were disinherited. Josephine F.-l'I:Lve X011 any mail for me? Vostinan-VVhat's your name? -loseplnne If.-You'll hnd it on the envelope. -l40- 'C V'-f '.,.. Jr. . If