Port Allegany Union High School - Tiger Lily Yearbook (Port Allegany, PA)

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LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT Bette Johnson leaves all her nice-looking boyfriends to Dot Hughes, who really can handle them. June Blackman wills her thinness to Betty Tubbs. We wonder how Betty would look then. Elton Carlson wills his freckles to Jane Romanio. I wonder how she would look with them? Don’t we all? Violet Kelley wills her quietness to Louise Klein who really would shock everybody if she kept still two minutes. Dot Bowers leaves bound for Eldred as usual and we know she’ll have loads of fun. Joel Cooper leaves his teachers with a few gray hairs and a wrinkle or two. If they had any before, they covered them up good. Patricia Babola wills her giggles to Esther Manning. They would sound O. K. coming from her too. Estelle Springstead leaves hoping to see Joe soon. Watch out, Estelle, there’s the Justice of the Peace just around the corner. Bob Dalrymple wills his vocabulary to anyone who needs it and that includes most of us. We wonder if our teachers don’t agree. Myra Bailey leaves Mina behind to pester the teachers in a way known only to them. Betty McElwee wills her shortness to Barbara Boyd who might make good use of it. Dale Jewart abdicates his presidency to-------------------------? Virginia Cherrington goes out with the same smile she came in with. Nice going, Virginia. Iva Glase bequeaths her sophistication to Onalee McDivitt. Bill Grigsby wills his mouth organ to Shelley Leola Hardes leaves an empty seat for someone next year. There are lots of them, so take your pick. Thelma Howard wills her flashy eyes to Nancy Cray. We wonder if Nancy really needs them. Jack Lane leaves his ability to think up excuses fast to Herb Burr. Don’t you need it? Gloria Kaziska wills her vim and vitality to Helen Smith who might need it since she has so far to walk. Doris Puhl wills her basketball ability to Peggy Rumsey. Jimmy Saiers bequeaths his scientific mind to Harry Robbins. We wonder if his mind runs in those lines. Jean Knapp leaves her Buick with a smile on her face. We’d like to know where she’s going. Henry Spencer leaves Drusilla to the mercy of the Port High wolves. Hewitt Wiley wills those fast passes to Jerry Rumsey. Do you think you can handle them, Jerry? Paul Wylie bequeaths his artistic nature to Lydia Zlobec, whose ability to draw is a bit doubtful. Bob Hamilton wills his renowned basketball fame and prestige to Minnow Case who has an excellent start already. Rita Masterson bequeaths that title “Everybody’s Pal” to anyone lucky enough to get it. Twenty-ei ht

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LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT We, the Seniors of 1945, of the Port Allegany High School, being supposedly sound of mind, (what they don’t know about us is terrific) and able bodied (don’t be surprised if we collapse in a few weeks) wish to make our last will and testament before closing this chapter of our lives. We. the Class of 1945, wish to thank Mr. Hardy and all other faculty members for the great understanding, advice, and help they have given us through these high school days in which we have been preparing to meet the trials in the world of tomorrow. LEOLA HARDES JACK DOUVLOS RITA MASTERSON Lucielle Nelson wills her flirtatious manner to Millie Mantz who has a pretty good start already. Jack Douvlos wills everything but Robert Hamilton. Lois Anderson with misgivings, wills her title Teacher’s Darling”, to Bob Merritt to keep unbroken as she has done. Philip Causer leaves Port High with a smile, he’s going to serve Uncle Sam. Joyce Kio wills her typing speed to Fred Anderson. He needs it, I’m sure. Kenneth Brown leaves his smallness to Ward Wood and I'm sure he could use it. Mary Ellen McLaughlin wills her club treasurer’s books to Helen Smith to straighten out if possible. Charles Crowley leaves to become a woman lover. I’m sure most of the girls will want to see you in a year, Charley. Frannie Earle wills her strength to Brownie Masterson, who really isn’t too weak now. Ronald Dunn leaves his women to McCloskey. Marion Benson leaves her good nature and intelligence to Donna Larson who will need them to keep going when Dale leaves. Claude Klein wills his “pet” expressions—there are about fifty of them—to Florence Johnson who could make good use of them. Jane McGonnell leaves those hiccups that she gets on purpose, we sometimes think, to Evelyn Acre so that she can bother Miss Snyder, too. Steven Romanio wills his musical ability, which really is something wonderful, to Ruth Mattison. She has a good start already, although a good bit of it sounds like Jazz. Clara Kaziska leaves her leadership in cheerleading to Joyce Babola. Come on, Joyce you’ll have to holler louder to surpass Clara's yell. Ted Larson leaves those neat clothes and Marilyn to anyone who’s lucky. Could it be Virgil Strang? We'll be waiting to see. Marjorie McAlpine wills her loving nature and faithfulness to Marjorie Ford, who really could make good use of them. Pearl Burton leaves still chasing after some nice-looking sailor. We wonder who will be next? Bill Burgart wills his big feet to Carlton Larson. We wonder what he would do if he had them. Twenty-seven

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