Port Allegany Union High School - Tiger Lily Yearbook (Port Allegany, PA)

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ABEL VAN VOLKENBU G Twmney Llttle strokes fell great oaks MARJORIE VAN VOLKENBURC1 Marje A valrant and joyous spxrlt Glee Club 3 Press Club 3 The News of the World Brought to you through the courtesy of Tea Bone Sausage Ca lot of boloneyj vuly 5 1950 Flash Flash Flash Flash Flash I-lash Flash Flash Flash Mr Garth Nelson noted sky pllot astomshed the natron by breakmg the world record for landmg wlthout wheels He IS the first one to accomphsh th1s feat and l1ve to tell about lt At last someone has dlscovered dry water Professor Bernard Ryan stumbled upon th1s remarkable substance The world salutes you' Mlle Vlolet Peterson the noted Parrslan desxgner predlcts that bustles and hoop sklrts w1ll be the vogue for the fall season of evadmg the 1848 dog tax He was defended by Walter Kellogg noted cr1m1nolog1st M1ss Genev1eve Antonson the Metropolxtan star IS headmg for Hollywood where she w1ll be starred 1n a new pxcture Mr jack Pfell a well known concert planxst rs sallmg for England where he IS to play before the kmg and queen Mr Arthur Brown and Mr Ray Drllenbeck have purchased a quarter m1ll1on acre cattle ranch 1n South Amerxca It rs expected that the enterprlse w1l1 lower conslderably the prlces of beef and leather Dr Mery Dardenne noted bram SpCC1allSt of john Hopklns Hosp1tal has per fected an artnficxal bram Mrs Dorothy Long Baylme has been awarded first prxze 1n the Homemakers Contest entxtled The Most Economrcal Eudget for a Famlly of Twelve F1rst and only sleepatorlum m the world has been erected and rs supervlsed by none other than Phxhp G Barrho Thxs outstandmg person IS elrglble for the Nobel Peace Prlze 21 Q.: . ' 4 I .. - .. .. . ., .. - - - - ,, , 2 , - Y . , - 4 - . - . . y . . . , . F lash-Burton Lillibridge, Quack Doctor , was arraigned in court today on the charge . v y . . , , . .. . . Y, Trz I-I1 Y 2 Press Club 3 Glee Club 3

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PAULIN E SHEVAK Shevy Oh Joy' that m our embers Is somethmg that does l1ve Latm Club 1 Glee Club 2 3 Hockey 2 3 Gym Club 2 3 Presldent 3 Secretary 2 Tr1 H1 Y I 3 Vxce Presldent 2 Txger L1ly Staff U ui' ERMA SIEGWART Q3 'JJ' it KX Ermxe Wxthout folly wxthout vamty M Press Club 1 2 3 Glee Club 3 Tlger L11y Staff EVA STRAIT Eva f Beauty IS truth truth beauty Z' 4 Latln Club I 2 3 Presldent 3 Secretary Y!!! Athletlc Councxl 2 3 V1ce Presldent 3 Class Treasurer 2 3 Trl H1 Y 1 National Honor Society ROBERT TOWNSEND Oh' Bob LVL? He IS slx foot 0 man A 1 y Athlet1cCounc1l3 Presldent 3 Football 2 Vgdfj If Bl01Ogy Club I 2 3 Class Presldent f 'M' H1 Orchestra Band J!po Glee Club 1 Basketball I Tiger L1ly Staff 20 K4 H! ,, . . - - H , 1 y Q y ,ly y , V V 7- V Y Y Y .- .h 7 .w . . 1 , Y-, 1 , , .. - - H . ' Q Q l. H s x, ns ' - - nv 0' ' ' ' E 71.1 v 1 y Y y 1, 1 LL ' ' Y! KK YI f - H . va , . ' u 1 1 1' 1 9 12: t X 1 Y Y - 7 7 J . '- '- . X , , , , y , H . . , ,, , 1- 3 Y Y c ' - ' ,CJ . , , v ,I 1. . ,JI ,fifvf -Y, ,L 2, 71, f , : , , ' L6 ' ' 11

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Flash Flash Flash Flash Flash Flash Flash Flash I' ash Flash Flash Flash Flash Flash Extra' Extra' Anne Fundator loses her Job as stenographer for the Kmg of Lrttle Amerrca Rumor says lt had somethmg to do w1th Anne s makmg eyes at the palace elevator boy A radxcal change rn the pol cles of the government w1ll be unavo1dable when Thomas Plunkett takes the Pres1dent1al charr ln 1952 The present day finds MarJor1e and Mabel Van Volkenburg ln glorrous mrxups because of the fact that thex marrred two brothers who are zdentlcal 1n s1ze and looks The rdea of the two couples l1v1ng rn the same house makes mt almost pathetrc Marxan Chaffee astounds the natlon by wmnmg the Internatronal Hog Callmg Contest Some of the hogs rn questlon were so far off that they dld not arrxve untxl the contest closed three days later Everett Beans parents are delrghted to hear that Everett has won the World Wlde Sharpshooters Contest Everett defeated the former champlon Davld Erswerth by hlttmg a Hock of ch cken coops at twenty five yards Erma Slegwart popula Hollywood actress w1ll make a personal appearance at the Grand Theater next Saturday mght Miss Ruth Hardy noted child pEC1Bl1St w1ll speak at the Woman s Conference 1n Washrngton tomorrow nrght The sub5ect for her address w1ll be How to Raxse Bigger and Better Bables The firm of Baum and Brundage MOft1C13HS has 1nvented an unbreakable waterproof transparent dustproof msulated glass coffm Thxs artrcle w1ll doubtless revolutlonrze the coffin lndustry Noted Afr1can game hunter Slr Paul Bressan has just publxshed hrs auto b1ography The Second and Last Damel Boone Miss Marcella Rafferty stand 1n for Martha Raye wlth Robert Townsend and hls Pllots of Harmony vull go to Europe to partlcloate lil the Jubrlee honormg the Kmg of Lapland Congress was IH an uproar today when Senator jack Seltz mtroduced a b1ll prohrbltlng the wearrng of red and whrte plald socks on the street Represent at1ve Howard Gustafson protested saymg that rt IS not rmmodest to wear such socks and therefore the practlce should be perm1tted Mrs Eva Stralt Parxsh housewrfe rs applyzng for a drvorce She charges that her husband 1ns1sts on usmg the spare bed room to harbor a lxtter of young polecats The Supreme Court w1ll settle the case Exc1tement IS 1n the axr The wrnners of the Irrsh Sweep Stakes have been announced M1ss Evelyn Eckstrand a teacher rn Coal Valley New York was the happy reclpxent of a S73 ooo prlze Other wmners were M1ss Thelma Meacham a nurse at the Buffalo General Hosp1tal M1ss Esther Meade of the Forexgn Exchange MISS Geraldme Pamter secretary Mlss Jeanne Edgar nurse at Hahnneman Hosp1tal Phrladelphla M1ss Paulme Shevak secretary and M1ss Regma McGonnell from Los Angeles Mr Jack Caden v1s1t1ng nn Russla has won the tltle of the owner of the Largest Home Grown Mustache 72 . . v . . . , . 1 1 , . , . - v . . : , A . M r ' l - . . C . . . , , 71 u , . . . . . H . . . ,, y - - , . . , - A -- , t , . - - ll - H , . 1 . . . ' '1 . , , . , , . . . . . . y v 1 , , , , ... Y V y . , y 1 - . . y