Polk High School - Memorabilia Yearbook (Polk, OH)

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Thtr afternoon I detndtd to take a llttle stroll One of the large bnllboards caught my eye In lxrge lights lf read ROSE MARY LONCCOY THIN VVOMAN IN CE C ll S CIRCDS I drscoyered th at Rose Mary had marrred the fat man IU the crrcus and they are now eemg who can throw the most vyerght around Besrdes Rose Marys bllllfig guess who I sau 1990 marble ehamp1on of Flutes Flats DICK HOWELL Prror to thxs Duck had prtched tn the Major Leagues Stopprng tt 1 newstand to gl ante at the evenlng paper I saw the headline ELEV INTH CHII D OF MARIIYN MONROE After grrduatron LARRY SIGRIST had gone to C thfornra xy here he h ad met M lrllyn Monroe It was love at fxrst srght They were nnnnedlattly married Betause of her great loye for Larry she gave up her career Ind tame to On o yy here they settled down north of Polk Another headlme read MOD LRN DAY KATI1 SMITH RESICNS Thts xy as none other than AUDREY MAUST n old tlassmatc of mme In the story Audrey had sard that she always had wanted to b 1 stngcr One nlght she had sung on Tony s Tune Ttme an amateur show on Statlon W PZ She tmmedrately srgned to take oxer the Kate Smxth Show To her sorrow the tolumn sttted she had lost her srngrng yotte ard was now turmng to hog callmg As a perfeet end to my dream I saw hsted ln the b1rth column QUADRUPLETS fall glrlsl Wfho was the happy mother! None ether than my old Semor Class Prest dent CHRISTINE HOOTMAN She talled them Marg Meg Meem and Mo WHAT A XVONDERFUL DREAM' C? by all, ' 4 A If f 0 ll Li . .- . 1.L D . I, 1, .LZ . Y A V5 v V . 1. ' 'f L 'L , . L l . . 'zz 'L :'. 1 ' , - 1 . . . ' '. ft . , Y I SIA I r r A flv I D , ,r r . . . . . . 2. 2 Q -L K , , L . , .. 1: , , A L L I - L ' . 1 , a 1 . A . 't ,. LL' . Y . ' ,. . . I I . I V r I . . . , ' r , . Y' ' .. ' . . , 1 Y . . . . - ' 7 . L , , .

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Glass Prophecy Trme 1975 A D After spendrng frwe years as 1 mrssronary rn the heart of Afrrca I was preparrng to return home to the Unrted States Wl1rle w1rtrng for 1 shrp to return home I wand ered rntt, 1 lrttle pawn shop rn Morotco hoprng to prck up a few souyenrrs to take home I prcked up 1 quarnt lookrng lrmp whrch remrnded me of the lamp rn the old fable of Aladdrns Lamp I took my handkerchref 1nd began to rub some of the dust from rt Suddenly out of nowhere 1ppeared 1 huge man He was about nrne feet tall clad rn brrllrant clothrng and wore 1 huge turban on hrs head He sard he would grant me one wrsh I thought 1 whrle md then decrded that I would lrke to see what my cl1ssmates had been dorng srnte f3f'lLlLl'lIlOH I h rd no sooner spoken when I found my self arlrng swrftly through the art My frrst stop was at Dtffres Drner where I saw JOHN SWAISGOOD as chref ceok and bottle washer As you wrll remember ohn wrs qurte a man rn chemrstry After gradurtron he becrme head chemrst rn I'l1t Foot Floogy L1boratorres studyrng how to cure flat feet After frndrng 1 formula whrch proxed unsuccessful he took refuge rn he Daffy Drner I tlso saw ANNA MAE RUSH who rs now he1d wa tress She marrred ohn and they now h ue three lrttlc angels fyust lrke therr mommy and daddyj Next I stopped at the famous TV program Tubbres Lrttle Tuba Show As the star of the show I saw MARY LAN SMITH A few years after gradurtron Mary ean had become the wrfe of 1 farmer In 1 year she was granted 1 drvorce because her hus band couldnt provrde for her luxurres She then went out to make a lrvrng for herself 1nd became famous as a tubt player As husband of the star I found none o her than DAVID GAST Dryrd attended V1ss1r where he showed outstandrng abrlrty rn basket ball After gettrng out of V1ss1r he srgned a contract wrth the Harlem Globe Trotters Now retrred from basketball Day rd rs on a day trme TV serres called Our Boy Frrday These two stars dont haye any lrttle tubs b cause 11nd I quotel Tubs at too ex pensrvc Thr ended my frrst days adxenture Next day whrle restrng rn my hotel lounge I w1s glancrng through one of out best sellrng magazrnes when I happened to see JUANETA WILLIAMS prcture endors rng Dr Hesses Flea Powder wrth free demonstratrons Before she was marrred and settled wrth her frwe krds she endor ed Lux soap and modeled rn New York I then turned the P156 1nd to my surprrse srw juanetas srster JUNE As June was top wrest ler at Polk Hrgh School I assumed that she would be wrestlrng but to my amazement I see that she rs adxertrsrng Stay slrm the way the stars do Towards the back of the m1g1zrne I saw 1 wonderful recrpe for Sallys Crrsp Goody Goody Cookres After read rng farther I frnd that rt rs none other than my own classmate SALLY TURK After rnqurrrng I frnd that she frnally marrred Gordon S and they are now makrng mud pres for Benny s Bakery Ashland Ohro Spomored bd Ashland Ohio 10- ' st ' ' --, '7 'A V ' S I , I .rr r D, ' 1 L . ' 1 .L ' ' 'C - ' f C 7 ' ' . . ' 1 -, ' '. .' . 2 ' - D - v 1 4. I v f v . Y 1' 'L ' ' 'L 0 . ' ' ' t ' . z .' ' . 1 . J yy . it Y . , . y .Y ja . f 4 J L . 4 L . L L L L 4 ' S ' . ' r 1 .'. Y S . if r t ' ' ' I' . - . I K L I - Y- n . . ..., , . ,, r y K' 7 I ' . ' ' . e . , e - . . A H . V ,H Y- S- . Y . .Y . ' 1' .' ' ', . . ' - l a ' I K Y Y l yu y r .f . ' 'I I A S r I- . 1 4 . D - . - -- . . , I U . D , ASHLAND EQUITY EXCHANGE y FARM BUREAUF0 OP ASSN 1 1

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Ula :ll We the Semor Class of 1954 of Polk Hxgh S hool of the c1ty of Polk state of Ohro US A have vxrltten upon th1s serlous and solemn occaslon our last will and testament We have trled to be lust and d1str1butc vusely unto those who vull make the best of such glfts as vxe have ln our povser to bestovs the talents C9305 that have served us so falthfully these four years Thesc are our declslons ovung to thc flnghty condxtron of our brfun as at last def: nltely arrlved at through very delxberatc consldcratron Read thls one and all the document as duly dravun up and sworn To our dear esteemed pr1nc1pal Mr Wohlgamuth vxe gnc cap gown and d1ploma as he la graduatlng from Old Polk H1 mth the Class of 54 came to class so well prepared RICHARD HOWELL vulls h1s ab1l1ty to stay out of trouble to Blll Reed JUANETA WILLIAMS wxlls her old vsorn out typevx rxter eraser to an one who w1ll have If JUNE WILLIAMS mlls her qu1etness to joan McFadden ROSE MARY LONGCOY mlls her ab1l1y to stay thm to Ronald LARRY SIGRIST mlls anythrng to anybody who wants lf SALLY LOU TIJRK vnlls her drxxers llcense to Marlene Spotts IOI-IN SWAISGOOD vulls hls ab1l1ty to et along vuth one girl to Chuck Turk AUDREY MAUST wlls hcr PO D Notts to Ralph Chamberlln CHRISTINE I-IOOTMAN xulls hcr dlmplcs to Betty Lexus MARY JEAN SMITH vsllls her tuba to Shlrley Mack ANNA MAE RUSH vtxlls her che rlcadlng sk1rt to Doris Slgrlst DAVID GAST vtllls somc gravel to thc school to f1X thc mud holes 12- ss . . , , . F . , 7 9 X- 5 9 V. , A 7. V . Y V, ! 7 Q l ' 7 A ' ' , . , ' ' to: . . Y . 7 7 7 ' 7 7 7 . , .A . , ., 7. , ' To the Faculty Members we leave the willingness with which we always ' s v D 1 . 1 I Y- vl I 7 I Y Y I . T I ' , ' . 'I .. , . c '. v4 l 7, . - ' ,