Polk High School - Cub Yearbook (Polk, NE)

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N I i One afternoon In North Carolina, X ran across Huger Long. He d come back to his home state where he was planning to be a tobbacco farmer, but he didn't succeed In this, so he took up tne mortician profession and it seems he is really making a killing. LaVonne Lvle has gone to New York City where she's head bottler at the— Little Squirt factory. She Is also taking a great Interest In crime prevention so has decided to run for police captaincy. LaVonne also writes love stories for tne crime magazines. As I was strolling down the street one day I accidently ran Into Glenn Hill. As I conversed with him I discovered that my old school nh„m—Dale( Crow-hop) Nyberg—butlerlng at his home. He gained his position through Glenn's charming daughter, Dale s high scnool sweetheart. As they say, true love never falls . We find Elsie Ostrander In Hawaii where she has opened a blubber extracting plant. It seems she Is doing a wnale of a business. On the side Elsie Is a swaying hula hula dancer. She dances to the music of Charles legelbeln and his whining, walling qultar. Since Einsteins recent death we find Donald Persjon working like a slave on his latest formula, that of proving to the world the theory of gravity. Don will call this tneory X marks t.-.e spot------ 1-2-3. Phvllls Khoue always had the desire to be a nurseso in order to really learn the skill s:.e became a taxidermist. I found her In Alaska Stuffing olives. After a long search Shirley Scott has finally found her seat in In the Senate where'she recently Introduces a bill advocating that all seats be padded. We hear she just threw her hat in the ring and her platform this election Is free coinage of silver. If she loses the election she has decided to try her hand at wres- tling. I found borrell Shostrom as head barber in Sing Sing prison. Don't pet the laea that Dorrell is an inmate, but it aeems e pas- sed his barber's exams with flying colors and has made progress working up to this position. His main duty is the shaving of heads, before the last mile, that's why so many of our Seniors are bald. It seems Charles Zleglebeln had no Intention of becoming a guitar player but it appears he just couldn't make a go at street clean- ing so he went to Hawaii where he has a band, raises cocoanuts, monkeys, and teaches girls the hulu hulu dance. f (r