Polk High School - Cub Yearbook (Polk, NE)

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As th© mouthpiece of the graduating class of 1950, I feel it my duty to broadcast to you the great feats that this class will have accomplished in the next 20 years. Gloria Adelson is found on her dude Ranch in Kentucky were she breaks horses. She is also part time groom at the Person pros- pering ranch. It seems she is really in love with the owner and is trying to win his affections. Leonard Anderson is now head auctioneer at the Shanghai, China livestock markets. Len also has another profession namely, being a health officer. He is busy now inspecting all city dumps. Wayne Creech and his wife are seen coming down the street pushing a baby buggy. We look in and what do we find --Groceries 1111111 It seems Wayne is also doing his best to win a place on the High Praire basket ball town team. Since Rolland Dahlin didn't have any sons he was noping one of his daughters would follow in his footsteps, so Marilyn did. She is only a part time electrician, however, the rest of her time is spent in exploring foreign countries digging up old fossils for museums• I find Burdette Flodman in New York City playing basketball with the Midgets• He has a hobby of Ballet dancing in Times Square. I find Doyle Hahn in his observatory in Siam, where he has Just discovered a new planet. He has decided to name it after one of his favorites--Phyllis Rhode. He is going to call it Philroyll Pete is really busy, too, with harem. He is having quite some time with all his wives. Dorothy Hanquist has been seen in Switzerland where she is a part time cheesemaker, her specility is Dort's chosey cheezies. Dur- ing the rest of her time she is a Fertilizer saleswoman. One more thing we can say for Dort anyway 13 that she has had success in most fields. Ralph Kahler has been found in his hermitage in New Zealand where Tie is hardly recognized because of his long, black, curly locks and his black beard. Ralph is really busy working on his scien- tific report on the life of an earthworm. Next we venture deep into th© forests of Kentucky, we look up into th© sky and who should we see but Jack LaVelle in his helicopter, cruising over th© timbers. It seems he is a timber cruiser. As a hobby he is a pure seed inspector. His day off is spent inspec- ting seeds. We hear Swede Lind, JoAnn1s father, is rather dissapointed in his daughter since he paid Her tuition to four years of college and what does she do, but turn out to be head scrubwoman in Sin Lu's bar in Chinatown.

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N I i One afternoon In North Carolina, X ran across Huger Long. He d come back to his home state where he was planning to be a tobbacco farmer, but he didn't succeed In this, so he took up tne mortician profession and it seems he is really making a killing. LaVonne Lvle has gone to New York City where she's head bottler at the— Little Squirt factory. She Is also taking a great Interest In crime prevention so has decided to run for police captaincy. LaVonne also writes love stories for tne crime magazines. As I was strolling down the street one day I accidently ran Into Glenn Hill. As I conversed with him I discovered that my old school nh„m—Dale( Crow-hop) Nyberg—butlerlng at his home. He gained his position through Glenn's charming daughter, Dale s high scnool sweetheart. As they say, true love never falls . We find Elsie Ostrander In Hawaii where she has opened a blubber extracting plant. It seems she Is doing a wnale of a business. On the side Elsie Is a swaying hula hula dancer. She dances to the music of Charles legelbeln and his whining, walling qultar. Since Einsteins recent death we find Donald Persjon working like a slave on his latest formula, that of proving to the world the theory of gravity. Don will call this tneory X marks t.-.e spot------ 1-2-3. Phvllls Khoue always had the desire to be a nurseso in order to really learn the skill s:.e became a taxidermist. I found her In Alaska Stuffing olives. After a long search Shirley Scott has finally found her seat in In the Senate where'she recently Introduces a bill advocating that all seats be padded. We hear she just threw her hat in the ring and her platform this election Is free coinage of silver. If she loses the election she has decided to try her hand at wres- tling. I found borrell Shostrom as head barber in Sing Sing prison. Don't pet the laea that Dorrell is an inmate, but it aeems e pas- sed his barber's exams with flying colors and has made progress working up to this position. His main duty is the shaving of heads, before the last mile, that's why so many of our Seniors are bald. It seems Charles Zleglebeln had no Intention of becoming a guitar player but it appears he just couldn't make a go at street clean- ing so he went to Hawaii where he has a band, raises cocoanuts, monkeys, and teaches girls the hulu hulu dance. f (r