Poland Seminary High School - Pioneer Yearbook (Poland, OH)

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THE PIONEER MCCULLOUGI-I TRANSFER COMPANY GENERAL CARTAGE We Specialize in Furnishing Ashes and Slag for Construction Work Established in 1917 Sixteen Trucks Storage Fireproof Garage Office Phone 4-4214 Res. Phone 5-0517-1 716 Pine St., Youngstown Poland, O'hio FUR RENT-Four rooms and a bath on car line. LOST-A silk umbrella by a man with a bent rib. WANTED-A boy to feed pigs that can speak English. WANTED-Licensed fireman Wishes position firing boiler janitor. BUILDERS SUPPLIES EXPLOSIVES FEEDS Lowe Bros. Paints Atwater Kent Radios Texaco Gas and Oils RAL HARDWARE Poland. Ohio

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24 THE PIONEER J tn Ike S A SURGEON NEEDED A Scotchman called up the doctor in great agitation. Come at once! he said. Ma wee child has swallowed a sax- pence! How old is it? asked the doctor. H1894-I replied the canny Scot. 1-.l.i. The country lady was not used to rail travel and pestered the con- ductor a good deal. Finally she asked: Are you sure the train will stop if you pull that rope? Oh yes, mam. Well, how does it work? You see, the other end is around the engineer's neck. Remember, Bridget, said a woman to the new maid, there are just two things I insist on-truthfulness and obedience. Yes, mum, was the reply: and when yez tell me to tell the callers that yez be out, when yer in, which do yez prefa'er-troothfulness or obedience? l Won't you walk as far as the street car with me, Tommy? I can't. Why not? 'Cause we're going to have supper as soon as you go. l. Father and mother were discussing the costumes they were to wear at a fancy dress ball. Joan, aged seven, was an interested listener. Mother, she said, can I go as a mi1kmaid? H Q n No, dear, you re too small. But, mummief' pleaded Joan, I could go as a condensed milk- maid. .i-.1 Harriet, a four-year-old, listened intently to the grown-up folks. talking about a Loan Exhibition. With eager inquiry, she said: Mother, I know what a low neck is-but what is a 'sibition'?

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26 THE PIONEER POLAND 'GA Better Place to Live Owners and Developers of Kirtland Wood INSURANCE BUILDERS OF HOMES GEORGE S. BISHOP MAIN STREET POLAND, oR1o Phone 5-0318-2 Motoring is surely a great thing. I used to be fat and sluggish before the motoring craze, but now I am spry and energetic. 'AI didn't know you rnotoredf' I don't. I dodge. Compliments M 0 C R O N E ' S Poland,s H ome-Owned Independent Store Cor. MAIN and COLLEGE STS. POLAND, OHIO