Point Place High School - Scarlet and Black Yearbook (Toledo, OH)

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The Scarlet and Black JOICBB Don: Do you know the difference between a cat and e match? Lois: Sure. One scratches itself and you have to do the scratching of the other. Don: Wrong. One lights on its feet and the other lights on its head. 90: Chuck: Say, d1dn't you work in a mal me quarry? Al: Yeah, but. they fired me. Chuck: What for? Al: They said I took too much for granite. -Ov Freshman: The first thing I wrote was accepted by the annual staff. Sophomore: What was it, a. story or poem? Freshman: A year's subscript ion. -O- Motor Cop: lTo Mr. Bear! So you saw the accident, sir? What was the number of the car that knocked the man down? Mr. Bear: I am afraid I've forgotten it. But I cb remember noticing that if it were multiplied by fifty the cube root of the product would be 'equal to the sum of the digits reversed. -O- I eat my peas with honey, I've done it all my life, It makes the peas taste funny, But it keeps them on the knife. ...On Russ: And after we're married we'll have plenty of good heme-cooked meals. May: But, Russ, I want to eat out once in awhileg we can't run in on your mother or mine every night. ..0- Page Eighty-si!

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