Plymouth State University - Conning Tower Yearbook (Plymouth, NH)

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often wish that when I started here at Plymouth State College, some kind soul would have given me a list entitled: “THINGS THAT EVERY UNORGANIZED AND CONFUSED INDIVIDUAL SHOULD DO BEFORE GRADUATION.” I am positive that with the help of such a list, I would not be in the mess that I am in. Right now, for instance, I have an appointment for a credit check sometime in January of 1986. My placement file, and all the papers that explain how to make one, have been misplaced, and, as for my “Intent to Graduate Form,” well, lets just say that I hope they’ll let me graduate without it. To make matters even worse, I tried to sign up for all easy courses this year, since it was my last one here. I figured that I’d need a little extra time to make up for all the parties I missed in the past three years. Anyway, I found out that what some people think is easy isn’t necessarily what is easy for me. How was I supposed to know that you had to be able to swim to pass “Underwater Basket Weaving 1”? And, while we are on the subject of courses, I can’t forget to mention all those required courses that I need for my major and haven’t taken yet. Of course, they really depend on what my major is this week. Speaking of majors, have you ever thought about applying for a job without having any idea about what your “field-to-be” is? At least I have a good excuse for why all those job applications are still in my bottom drawer. Oh, and listen to this, do you believe that they won’t let me graduate until I clear my account at the library? They’re trying to tell me that I owe $64.11. Imagine that. And, it isn’t even my fault. How do they expect me to remember that book I left on Mary Lyon’s front steps in the rain or the one I left at the cafe that got stolen. As if I asked for that stuff to happen. How an I supposed to rememer about two books when I have so many other things on my mind? How many of you know what a “Loan Exit Interview’’ is? Me either. And, I still need one of those too. The Senior Cruise, Senior Picnic, Senior Pub, Senior Tubing Day . . . How can I go to all of them and still study for finals? Oh, and how am I supposed to go on the Senor Cruise without a new dress? All these expenses and I don’t even have a summer job yet. I have to pick up my cap and gown, my announcements, and think about what I want my parents to give me for graduation. I have to get all my friend’s addresses and telephone numbers. You know, I’ll probably never see any of them again after graduation. God, I’m depressed, Maybe I should hang around for another year. 26

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