Plymouth High School - Quit Qui Oc Yearbook (Plymouth, WI)

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CLASS WILL We, the class of 1936, of Plymouth High School, being in good health of body and sound and disposing state of mind and memory, and being desirous of settling our high school affairs, while we have the power, do make and publish this, our last will and testament, hereby revoking and making void all former wills made by us at any time heretofore. ARTICLE I We bequeath to our teachers: MR. SENTY-Our gratitude for his kind help and supervision during our high school years. MISS ISSERSTEDT-A little red box with GUM printed on it in gold letters. MR. IVERSON-Many more test tubes, so he won't have to stay after school to clean some of them. MISS CARLYLE-A good system for deciding who gets the paper first every morning. MR. WILLIAMS-More pretty girls who remember Christmas and Valentine's Day. MISS KRAUSE-A bouncer to throw people out who come in every day before school just to talk. MR. ZIMMERMAN-Living specimens of each group of plants and animals. MISS JOHNSON-More students commercially inclined. MR. SPLITGERBER-Inspiration for more pep talks after each basketball game. MISS LUECKER-Some boys with real tenor voices. MR. LAUFENBERG-A group of fiery speakers for his speech class. MISS SI-IIPMAN-About ten gross of pencils to replace those which she lends and which mysteriously disappear. MR. SCHWEITZER-A class of German students with at least a few good singers. MISS WILLARD-Help in marking papers. MR. DRAEGER-Another group of Freshman boys as well-behaved as this year's. MISS BAILEY-A referee who will satisfy both teams for those noon-hour girls' basketball games. MISS BERGE-A few well-behaved students. MR. FARWELL-Success on the matrimonial seas. MISS FRITZ-A few girls who can make good bread the first time they attempt it. MR. GLAZER-More clarinet players. ' Page Twenty-Ih ree

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it P l i F l f. r l 5 I i F l . ugh . .. Eigenberger, Marie Lautenbach, Ione Lorge, Ruth Rieck, Marie Schuette, Arline Sramek, Marie Treadwell, and Marie Wehmeyer, will star in never-to-be-forgotten specialties. Pk 41 Pk Sk 41 This morning while Dr. Gordon Massow was taking a stroll he found Arley Swart with a rope fastened around his waist suspended from the branch of a tree. What are you trying to do? questioned Gordon. Hang myself, Arley replied. Well, why don't you put the rope around your neck? Oh, I tried that, but it very nearly choked me. Even though Arley has devised a new mode of suicide, his intentions are not serious. This lad-provoker of the stage is always up to something. Pk Pk bk PF Pk Donald Schoenfeld is all up in the air again! Perhaps because he has finally convinced amiable LaVerne Hannert, head stewardess on his airline, that he is really quite fond of her. LaVerne has under her direction three other stewardesses: Carolyn Timm, Gertrude Hoeppner, and June Kurtz. Pls Pk ik lk Pk We have recently been informed that Victor Meerstein has become the principal of Plymouth High School. Thelma DeMunck was hired as gym instructor and Fern De Zwarte, instructor of German. wk Ik Sk ak Pk This is Leap Year again! Upon the suggestion ofjean, Jean Schiereck and James Nelson have gone around the corner to see the parson, Henry Prange. Many happy returns of the day! Pk Pk Bk if wk Plans were disclosed today by Engineer Andre, for the construction of a Trans- Pacific Railway, after the negotiation of a treaty with China by Lester Roehr, Willis Ebelt, and Kenneth Payne for cooperation in this monstrous project, JK Ik Ik Pk Pk Tonight at 8:oo the Non-Rhythmic Haberdashersn, directed by Eric Brown, will present a program over this station featuring a Piano Duo by the Plunkie Brothers -Carl and Emery Blanke. Rose Schmidt will delight you with the re- vival of The Music Goes Round and Round , a 1935 hit, which even Gran'ma and Gran'pa will enjoy. Other members of the orchestra are Clyde Baldock, Selby Bubb, Wallace Krug, and Melvin Raeder. :lf Ik Pk Pk PF Immediately after this broadcast you may have the pleasure of hearing the Wittkopps' 4-Square with James as spokesman, Edna and Etna as vocalists, and Edwyna as accompanist. Dk wk wk Pk lk You have been listening to station PHSA bringing you the news flashes of the day, September 7.3, 1951. Your announcer: Ruth Baum. We'll be back again tomorrow at the same time with more news. Until then, may pleasure be yours! Page Twenty-two

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if 1 , I I I Jpcevv Ama 'i,Q,....sb,v.i3L.vu aw-fn,g i We-212-'--2- -2'-Jef' We ' Q,2.f,a.lv MISS STEIN-Some students with a sense of rhythm. MISS SCHLENTER-Some full time helpers to operate the ditto machine. MISS AUSTIN--An automatic excuse Writer. ARTICLE II We bequeath to the classes: JUNIORS-Our exceptional absence and tarcliness record. SOPHOMORES-Our superior intelligence. FRESHMEN-Our serious outlook on life. ARTICLE III We bequeath to various individuals: JACK CORBETT-Alfred Gehloflns famous athletic ability. MARION ANDREWS-Eric BroWn's knowledge of German. THEODORE MILLER-Elwood Nehrling's management of the DOROTHY PFRANG-Ceylon Meerstein's becoming freckles. ELNORA ZIMMERMAN-Leona Dickman's avoirdupois. HOWARD STOLI..-Rudolph Buuck's curly hair. Hazel Warner girls. WITNESSETH: - Janet Leifer 1 Evelyn Bremser WW lyk C456 Althea Zinkgraf W Lyle Kaiser , J' . Q,Y,oA ! Donald Schoenfeld ' Nl,-b A,-YU avgbffh WMM W M . ,aff ' 5 .ff MMM Page Twenfy-four