Plymouth High School - Plythean Yearbook (Plymouth, MI)

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Butch Mitchell can print them. Inside the tent The Big Three are presented, Nan Broman, Phyllis Makepeace, and Ioanne Walsh, who are now 7' 1 models, modeling the latest Mars' fashions, designed by Bob Perkins, and Bob McIntyre. Who are those guilty looking women I see? They are Bev. Hauk, Mary Agnes Evans, Pat Isbell, Dot Richwine, Marjorie Fegan, Mary Ann Cylk, and Mary Ann Zukosky. Officer Hopkins is now taking them before Judge Ioan Laitur, for the theft of the Hope Diamond, which was displayed in the British Building. They had plaxuied to bribe Dick Moore with the famous diamond for an extra allotment of brain pills. Fred Fischer and Bill Norman took their pictures for the Rogues gallery. Green cheese must have been discovered, for our five course dinner party, now on course four, has gone to the moon for cheese souffle. On Rue 13 in France, Vivien Anderson, Ilene Fegel, and Ioan Miller have opened up their own drug store. Their first customers are our five course dinner party, on their last course, which is a demi tasse. The mist is thickening now, but this time refuses to clear, what has become of the rest of the Seniors is too much even for my little crystal ball. Madam Atom lMargaret Plummerl Chairman CLASS WILL We, the class of 1947 of the High School of Plymouth, of the county of Wayne, and State of Michi- gan, being indlsputably of sound and disposing mind and memory and about to pass out of existence, do make, publish, and declare this to be our last will and testament, hereby revoking any and all former wills by us at any time heretofore made. We bequeath to our beloved superintendent, principal, and teachers all the fear, admiration, reverence, awe, respect and deference in which we have held them through four long years. 1. Bill Farrant wills his magic dancing steps to Dwight Eckler. 2. I. Hanna wills his calloused, flat and well-worn feet to the next mailman on his route. 3. Marge Bassett bequeaths all her pleasant memories Cthose of lack exceptedj to the school in general 4. Don I-Iuebler leaves the Sophomore girls with broken hearts. 5. john Pint leaves'his piano playing ability to Bill Iarvis. 6. Frank Santo leaves his golden trumpet to the next fellow having music in his soul. 7 Ioan Laitur leaves her knack for finding out secret facts to Shirley Aitchison, Phyl Makepeace leaves her nickname, 'Torchy' to Lois Wilkie but not to set the world on fire. 9. Terry Hitt wills his nonchalant way with women to Jerry Allen. 10. George Schomberger wills his basketball skill to jay Daggett. 11. Nan Groth leaves her headaches to next year's secretary. 12. Anna. Marie Schroeder wills her many jokes to Pat kearney. 13. Nan Gerst wills her wardrobe to Elsie Mae Keeping who certainly doesn't need another one. 14. Jerry Ioyce might leave his books but never the knowledge in his head. 15. Dave McIntosh leaves his curly hair to Jim McDowell, not as an aid but as a hindrance. 16. Marian Lawson leaves her switch board to the Telephone Co. with pleasure. 17. Ellen Smith leaves her golden tresses to Margie Wolfram. 18. Betsy Ross wills her 'A' average to Nancy Brannan, 19. Bob Newsted leaves his love-sick women to Bill Stout--start swooning, girls. 20. Ken Carson wills a few toppling inches to Elt McAllister. 21. Barb Green wills her thin legs and long skirts to Betty Jane Richwine. sl

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CLASS PROPHECY As I gaze into my crystal ball to see what is going to become of the class of '47 in 1977 I see many strange and unusual things, but alas, my crystal ball never fails to tell the future. A blue haze lifts and I look to my amazement, not at a women's world, but a women's universe. The atomic age has come and many of our dear Seniors are scattered far and wide. You may also take wide in the other sense, as we have jet-propelled travel, more sleep and less exercise is prevalent. School has been outlawed because of too many Communistic activitiesg therefore, Dick Moore has charge of distributing brain pills in the Plymouth area. Bill Kachenko is chief subscriber and stock- holder. The curly headed trio: Dave Mclntosh, Ed Sawyer, and John Johnson have established a chain of beauty salons on Pluto, Neptune, and Mars. Their chief customers, besides themselves, are Lee Weathers, Vincent Farrare, and Leigh Langkable. Since we have jet-propelled heliocopters, which will take you anywhere in the universe in a matter of minutes, a party of ten, composed of Ella Jean Ahern, Bob Wood, Margaret Jones, Gerald Joyce, Joan Dipboye, Terry Hitt, Donna Spanier, Elwood Dethloff, Betty Shumacher, and John Elliot, has started out on a five course dinner. Their first stop is Russia for caviar. While they're eating let's see how Margie Bassett, ,Famous Notre Dame football coach, is doing with her team, Ed DeLoy, Don Biggs, Gerald Cox, Bob DeWolf, Ernest Liddle, James Green, Gerald Kaluzny, and Bob Koppen. They' re head- ing for Mars to play their final game for the championship of the universe. Something else is becoming quite clear, oh, yes, its Don Huebler, John Pint, J. Hanna, and Bob Wagenschultz, who have formed a Baby Sitting Union. The age limits range from seventeen to twenty- one. Their waiting list to join the union includes: Doug Blunk, Ted Campbell, Ralph Diedrich, Bob Mielbeck, Don McGregor, Les Kalmbach, and Bob Newstead. They plan to establish this union in the ,good old U.S.A. where Jeanne Tuck is President and Bill Bateman First Gentleman of the White House. What's this I see? George Aaran Burr Schomberger, Secretary of State, is secretly plotting to seize the power from President Tuck. I Let' s leave the states and see what is going on elsewhere. The mist is again clearing and I see Betsy Ross, Famous explorer, and her party, Nan Gerst, Marilyn Kalmbach, and Jean Murray trying desperately to discover green cheese on the moon. 'Something is moving, oh yes, it's our five course dirmer party leaving Russia and going to the U.S.A. for course two, which is soup at Ciros. Frank Santo's Atomic All Girls' Band entertains them with Nancy Proctor pouring out her voice. Millions of little spots are flying around in my crystal ball, slowly they become clearer. Now I see jet-propelled heliocopters heading for Mars from all over the universe where a Universal Fair is taking place. Chuck Finlan has just proved that men can do the daintv little tasks which women used to do, for he won first prize with his atomic angelic angel food cake. Rod Highfield won second prize with his devil's food cake, it must have had too much devil in it, for all the judges are looking rather green. As we travel on through the fair we see Bea Hartmann, now Mrs. Laible, with her eleven children fall girlsj looking up ,at a big flashing sign, which says Dick Stisko has just earned his Brownie Points. Suddenly a big commotion is heard and we find that Dr. Robert Todd, famous quack, has just been ar- rested by police chief Anne Hopkins and her squad, Jerry Shear, Velma Kainz, Evelyn Bruny, Joyce Carwright, Phyllis Christensen, and Donna Coll, for selling Black Market brain pills. His victim was Ken Carson, who thought they were vitamin pills and is disturbed at his growing intelligence. A terrible explosion is heard! David Baker and Bruce Deyo, the mad scientist, have just blown up Bill Farrant to see what made him tick. Our five course dinner party has just arrived on Mars for course three which includes Ambrosia salad. They're entertained this time by Betty Ann Spanier, Donna McKinley, Thelma Swan, Marian Lawson, Flora Fallot, and Edna Newton, chorus girls, with Barb. Green slaying them with her torch songs. I see a shadow lying on a bench under a tree, unconcerned, unannoyed, and asleep dur- ing all this commotiong it's Larney O'Hara. Kas usuall What is this I see? Why have Maxine Martin, Gerry Shear, Donna Jane Campbell, and Nan Groth, the fairest of the fair, been deserted by their host of admirers, who rush away to join a crowd of ever curious men? What strange phenomenon draws them to that large tent? Joan Sockow and Rosemary Gutherie, dynamic barkers, hold the secret, for they are selling tickets as fast as Dick Palmer and

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22. Ella Ahern leaves her candy case to any theatre bug. 23. Pat Isbell gives her brains, which she received from Carolyn Rolen, back to sister Mary. 24. Nan Broman leaves her Dutch-bob to Barb Daniels. 25. Betty Schumacher leaves her back-breaking, blood-hound tactics to next year',s treasurer. 26. Bill Bateman leaves his numerous social, class, and band activities to next year's Class President vwho, we hope, will parry on as well as Bill did. 27. Bill Lowry wills his English seat to another nature lover, Bill Osgood. 28. Thelma Swan wills her very pleasing personality to june Schwarz. 29. Edna Newton leaves her chain of broken hearts to Dolores Sark. 30. Nan Proctor wills her cheerleading pep to Dolores Woltmann so that Dolores may carry on with the struggle. 31. Betty Ann Spanier wills her sweet smile to Patty Green. 32. Ted Campbell leaves his coy manner to lim Dudley. 33. Don McGregor leaves Bentley Crane to beat out Bumble Boogie' all alone. 34. Joanne Walsh wills her horrid, rim-painted glasses to anyone who can take it. 35. Lee Weathers leaves without Lois but there still isn' t a chance for the rest of you fellows--sorryl 36. Mary Ann Hasselback has already left but leaves her luck to the rest of you girls. 37. Doug Blunk wills his English book, English class, and English manner to Miss Allen so that she may drown the .memory quick. 38. Velma Kainz wills her demolished Physics brain to Sally Gustafson. 39. Bob Perkins wills his badge to Plymouth High's next 'cop on the beat. 40. Ilene Fegel wills her lack of financial resources to brother Al. 41. Roger Smith donates his wavey, black, slick hair to Ronnie Matsch. 42. Bob Wagenchutz wills 'his red sweater and red socks to Bob Benjamen. 43. Gerry Shear leaves her poise to Joanne Bovee. 44. Mary Lou Rowe leaves her mentality to Doris Puckett, who doesn' t really need it. 45. Rosemary Gutherie wills her moronic sense of humor to Carolyn Sayre. 46. Ioan Dipboye leaves her ability to carry on Student Government to the next mayor of Plymouth High. 47. Marvella Smith wills her many boy-friends to Grace Gearns. 48. Butch Mitchell leaves his shyness to Phil Barnes. 49. Fred Fisher wills his passion for plays to Jerry Moffitt. 50. Ioan Miller leaves Harold to the custody of the Iunior Class. 51. Dick Stisko wills his photographic ability to lack Gage. 52. Phyl Christensen wills her pep and vigor to Kathleen Bloxsom. 53. Vivien Anderson wills her soda jerkin' job to Suzie Maddox. 54. Mary Ann Cylk wills her beautiful voice to Violet Mault. 55. Marjorie Fegan leaves her executive qualities to Barbara Lorenz. 56. Bea Hartmann leaves her naturally nice way to Neva Anderson. 57. Anne Hopkins leaves her multi-colored knee socks to Aleta Shekell. 58. Leigh Langkabel leaves his dancing technique to Jack Campbell. 59. Mary Ann Zukosky leaves her many activities to Mary Lou Klinski. 60. Maxine Martin leaves her ability to listen and talk at the same time in class to Delores Lee. 61. Betty Rea Norgrove wills her skating talents to Dick Wisnowski. 62. Eddie Sawyer leaves his drum beating to DeWayne Becker. 63. Dick Palmer leaves his excursions to Wayne to Jerry Harder. 64. Corrine Rathbun wills Mr. Alford's office work to Betty Dely. 65. Margaret Plummer leaves her striking red hair to Lois Thomas who has the temper to do it justice. 66. Beverly Hauk wills her gift of gab to Clara Simonetti. 67. To anybody who needs it, Chuck Fin1an's bluff. Apply early and avoid the rush. 68. Evelyn Bruny leaves her office job to anyone who wants to lose weight fast. 69. Bob Mielbeck wills his strong silent manner to Ken Erdelyi. 70. Mary Agnes Evans leaves her sunny disposition to next year's Annual Staff who certainly will need it. 71. Donna McKinley leaves her sweet courteous manner to Mary Arthurs. 72. Ken Pankow wills his tiny stride to Bill Perkins. 73. Dorothy Comport' s ability to chew gum in class and Q get caught is left to Glemx Hix. In witness whereof, We, the Class of 1947, lmay we rest' in peacel, have to this, our will, written on one sheet of parchment, set our hands and seal this month of June, Anno Domini, one thousand nine hundred and forty-seven.