Plymouth High School - Pilgrim Yearbook (Plymouth, MA)

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18 THE PILGRIM GEORGE WOOD We know what your ambition is, May you reach your goal: A famous author you would be, Read from pole to pole. GERTRUDE WOOD Woods, woods Everywhere- But we haven't One to spare! VIRGINIA WOOD Who's afraid of the big bad Wolfe?', The three little piggies ask: If Jin had her way, she'd let the Wolfe play And take all the piggies to task! MAY INGENITO Great friends of the ages Have often been men, But to their true friendship This quatrain we pen.-Wide: MILDRED WRIGHT If we should have an amateur hour And you should play a song On that harmonica of yours, You'd never get the gong! AMY YOUNG We don't know much about her For she hasn't been here long: But, if she keeps on making friends, She surely can't go wrong. BURNHAM YOUNG 'tBunny and his Boston-bag! What would he do without it? He- studies hard, no duty shirks- There is no doubt about it. ELI ZAVALSCOFSKY We doubt if they can make it, But we'l1 let all comers try: Now in your surname can you find Sirrico.J A 2, U, 70, and 11? P' V fi '-xfi 'T - '-14 :Q 4 ' Z? - -1-if- 1 KA- ' 1 yi?-I-E -ei 9 5 1 ,V Q Q., -J? .w T 5 lf'f7?f.a?3 XS, R ' V x

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17 DORIS TAVERNELLI Trimly dressed In tailored clothesg Doris is serious Everyone knows. DANIEL TRIBOU To see you go a-walking Down Manomet's Main Street OJ Must give all the maidens there A most unusual treat! DOUGLAS TUBBS Rub-a-dub-dub, Five girls and a Tubb tsl: We wonder which one Is going to get Doug? RUTH VALLER '4Babe lives far from city limits - In fact, out in the sticks: But we all agree that she's The Venus of '36. DOROTHY VANDINI We know you're sweet on Bobby And feel there is no other: But, when we ask how Bobby rs, We sure don't mean your brother. ELIZABETH VAUGHN Elizabeth is charming: In fact, she rates A+, She is a wow in every sport - Quite invaluable to us! PAULINE VIAU Does Polly want a cracker? The question rates a zero: She wants to know how she can tell Which boy to make her hero. ROBERT VOLK They call him 'ASonnyl' In spite of his size: His good disposition To that must give rise. ALBERT VVALTON His pastime is unusual, Now you just take a look And you'll see Albert Walton Learning how to cook, ALTON WHITING My goodness! what's the mat- ter? Can't you manage your own feet? As a Scotchman in a High- land Fling You took no rear seat! JEAN WHITIN G Sodium and chlorine Did make her halt: But she'll live it down If she's worth her salt! FREDERICK WOOD On most topics of the day He won't rise to the bait: But he'll hazard an opinion On the next heavyweight.

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THE PILGRIM 19 CLASS PlROlP'll-lllECCY ALL aboard! The sight-seeing bus, Black Maria, is just leaving! Our destination is to be the fair city of Mymplouth where 99 44!100Zi of the inhabitants are members of that unfor- gettable class of 1936 from old Plym- outh High. Step up, madam! Take the seat in the rear beside the buxom gentlemen with the epileptic necktie and the nauseating cigar. Here we go! Ladies and gentlemen, I, Vincent Jelly Baietti, am your guide, and our bus driver is the eccentric Philip Chandler, who never in his life has hit anything but pedestrians. Upon entering the city, the first build- ing we notice is that in which the bowl- ing alleys of Messieurs Poluzzi and Tav- ares are located. Louis CI know him personallyb has discarded his famed wooden toothpick for a platinum one gayly encrusted with diamonds. Alvin is futilely trying to explain the differ- ence between a strike and a spare to a few interested ladies: namely, Althea Lewis, Lucy Mayo, and Shorty-Dot Dunbar, who are desirous of learning the fundamentals of this healthful pas- time. There, standing in front of the build- ing with his thumb in the air, and sur- rounded by awed youngsters, is Robert Volk, author of the Hitch-hikers Com- panion and N87 Methods of Soliciting Rides. Let us leave the bus and in a leisurely fashion wander through the town and its many buildings. In a spotless white office, above the alleys, we discover Dr. Dorothy Rogers, leading feminine dentist, skillfully ex- tracting bicuspids and eye-teeth from a yawning mouth, the owner of which is Charles Fraser, inventor of the cubical polka dot, now employed by The George Scagliarini Polka Dot Corporation. When better dots are polkared, Scag will polka them! In the waiting room are Margaret Donovan, Mary Goddard, Evelyn Schreiber, and Priscilla Roberts, all featured in that new stage produc- tion, Dust on the Doorknob, written by that ingenious author, Douglass Armstrong. Clncidently, it is now play- ing in Lawrence Goodwinfs Opera House.J Up one flight more, we go into a spacious gymnasium where Mario Spike Garuti holds sway. Here the tired business man may reduce a bay- window to a mere skylight. In the ranks I believe we see Bill Bagnell, chairman of The Wiser Wisecrack Club. Over on a mat is Ward Clarke, world's heavyweight wrestling cham- pion, casually tying knots and charlie- horses in the legs of Daniel Tribou, who, we must confess, is deeply engrossed in a Wild West Weekly. Across from the gymnasium is the of- iice of Francis Poirier, owner of the Shaggy Nag Stables. We are ushered into the outer offices by Jean Whiting, his secretary. Behind us come tramping Donald Hughes, Frederick Deacon, Robert Hall, and Edward Brewster, all stockholders in the Suffogansett Race Track. They intend to build a race track on Brown's Island in Plymouth. Leaving this building, we journey to an adjacent one. On the street floor is the Modiste Moderne managed by Thelma Ferioli and Pauline Viau. Vain- ly trying to decide which hat to buy is Miss Margaret Fox, assistant adviser on the Adviser's Advice Council. In the back room, Rosamond Harlow and Betty Gardner are creating more ravishing chapeaux. On the next iioor is a door with a mysterious -looking sign on it. No, madam, it is not a Chin-ese Laundry. That is the insignia of the Theta Phi Psi Fraternity, to which belong those six heroic gentlemen UD who battled through Trigonometry and Solid Geome- try without a tear. Entering, we see grouped around a televisor, munching peanuts and Tootsie Rolls, Deane Beytes, the human slide rule, Peter Secondo, Fred Astaire's successor, George Nickerson, noted critic, Frank Neal, who recently translated Anthony Adverse into pig-latin, Warren Brad- ford, that little atomizer of gossip, and George Campbell, world's champion pre- varicator. Directly above the club room is Tele- vision Station WPHS where Elizabeth Ryan has just rendered Tony Tavernel- li's latest hit, f'Schenectady Scuttle, ac- companied by Doris Pederzani's all-girl orchestra. The owner of the voice an- nouncing the next program is Richard Harlow. Our next program will be the daily cooking lesson by Thelma Garuti, presi- dent of the 'Sisters of the Double-boiler