Plymouth High School - Mayflower Yearbook (Plymouth, IN)

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THE SENIOR ANNUAL JUNIOR DICTIONARY. This work has been compiled with great care, after much labor- ious research, and has been duly examined and approved by the Senior class? Freshie-A young gentleman or lady who has been in High School less than a year, or anyone who in the felicitous exuberance of his irrepressible genius willfully, maliciously and palpably in- flicts himself upon the helpless and unsuspecting public. By Jack --An ejaculation of extreme joy, much in vogue with the Senior class. Worked -A process by which a person is rendered more pliable. Broad in its application, taking in both students and faculty. Bookwork -Hard study. QAlmost obsoletej Collared -Caught in the act. CAsk C. GJ Knock his eye out -To make a perfect recitation. CNot used much except by Juniors.j Rank -Qualifying adjective, equivalent to thin or no good. Seldom used unless speaking of the Seniors. Racket -A fuss between two lovers. Culture -A term used by Miss Morrissey and others to de- note a perfect knowledge of history Cwith date.l Generally used to signify breadth of learning and depth of thought. In the Swim. -A phrase used to designate the condition of a student who is carrying Spelling, Typewriting, Letter-writing and Penmanship. Dead in it -A superlative form of in the swim. Applied to a Senior who has a job before commencement. Class day -A day on which '11 will make a long cared, clarion voiced animal of itself. Spooning -A malady quite prevalent during the summer time. It is a very singular ailment, never attacking a person singly. Persons afflicted with it behave in a very tender and mysterious manner. The disease rarely, if ever proves fatal and is both soothing and softening in its effects. rl 1? HHH HIGH SCHOOL REFLECTOR. Prettiest girl in school-Agnes Jones. Homliest mushroom hunter-Rudolph Schroeder. Sweetest smiler-Catherine Stevens. Always Broke Club-Gerald Overmyer, Roland Metsker, Leron Wood. Kinkiest-haired flunker-Ralph Bowell. all SF Sli The Freshman knows nothing-and knows that he knows nothing The Sophomore knows nothing-and thinks he knows it all. The Junior knows it all-and knows not that he knows it all. The Senior knows it all'-and knows he knows it all.

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THE SENIOR ANNUAL Ualedigtorv It requires no argument to demonstrate the potent influence of satisfactory commercial rela.tions in maintaining a secure and endur- ing peace between nations. The principle of this great influence is mutuality of interest. Commerce is vitally dependent upon peace. The same forces are at work to avert the destruction of friendly relations between countries as are operated to prevent a quarrel between any business man and his customers. Just as long as harmony prevails among nations, commerce flourishes from year to yearg but upon the first rumors of trouble it begins to seek new markets where it will be less exposed to the dangers and losses occasioned by war. History tells us of the promotion of trade by war under the system of con- quest. But this is happily a thing of the past for as long as it pre- vailed unfriendly relations between nations were aroused and each pursued a policy of selfishness and exclusiveness. Commerce has become a paramount power in the civilized world. For some years past there has been a constant change taking place. Countries which were formerly dependent upon agriculture have been concentrating their energies on manufactures and trade. In consequence every great producing nation is giving its attention to the export trade and seeks for wider and better markets for its products. The result of this is a desire for closer friendship among different countries. Commerce today rests much on the broad and just principles of reciprocity. In former times every nation was arrayed against every other nation, prepared to do it all the injury possible by trade restrictions, and if necessary, to go to war to accomplish its pur- pose. Gladstone said that the ships that pass between one country and another are like the shuttle of a loom, weaving a Web of con- cord among nations. It has been said that commerce is an assurance of national in- dependence. The significance of this statement will appear when it is remembered that its mission is to correct the inequalities and deficiencies of soil, climate, natural products and industrial de- velopement in the different parts of the world. A superabundant quantity of any product when kept at home possesses little or no value, but when distributed wherever needed, that same product ac- quires value from its capability of purchasing needed products from other countries. Commerce is a most important agent of civilization. Chiefly by its means, highly advanced countries, in their efforts of seeking new sources of trade, have brought many of the barbarous peoples un-

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THE SENIOR ANNUAL , THE TIME, THE PLACE, AND THE GIRL By Bessie Lemert In Days of Old when My Hero lived On the Banks of the Wabash he and his Dearest, Honey Lou were Strolling Along one evening By the Light of the Silvery Moon. He was saying 4'Good-bye Sweetheart, Good-bye for soon he would start for C-H-I-C-A-G-O. He said, I suppose I will be awfully 'Lonesome' and will be thinking all the time, 'I Wonder Who's Kissing Her Now. She replied Call me up Some Rainy Afternoon' and tell me about your 'Every Little Movement' I swear that 'As Long as The World Rolls On' I will be true to you. . They parted beneath the f'Yum-Yum Tree when she was just Sweet Sixteen. After Captain VVillie Brown had gone she saw an old friend, another Chocolate Soldier, who To-ok Her out to the Ball-Game. After the game they started for home by the longest route because The Longest VVay Round is the Sweetest XVay Home. Suddenly he said I'm Saving a Place For You Dear, you know that I can make your life happier and I'1l Change the Thorns to Roses, Some Sweet Day if you will only Give Me a Chance. She only said 'tStop, Stop, Stop for it may be you're not the only one who loves me,and who tells me of Italia Love. I guess you never heard me sing, Ulf I only had A Home Sweet Home. The Chocolate Soldier broken-hearted started on His YVay to Reno while Bright Eyes consoled herself by watching for the return of Captain Willie Brown, for She Knew That He NVould Come Back. One bright day he arrived with Rings on His Fingers and Bells on His Toes. As soon as the Weather Man predicted a nice day, they were M-A-R-R-I-E-D , and lived happily ever afterward in a Bungalow Built for Two. fl? it MANGLED MYTHOLOGY The Centaur would be just the thing, A runaway to st op g Today he'd make and no mistake, A 'handy mounted cop. Old Argus in the base ball field, W'ould simply be a peach, Should three men be on bases he Could keep an eye on each. Old Midas could a good clium be, Would we could have but such! No matter how hard up we were, We would not mind his touch.