Plattsmouth High School - Plattonian Yearbook (Plattsmouth, NE)

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Rules for PHS Game of Life You, too, can be a winner in this game of Life. That's the ob- ject of the game. It all centers around the wheel of fortune. You start out on Life’s Hallways, with a fresh new year of High School. As you walk, you meet with Success, Failure, Revenge and eventually, Graduation. Your luck — your decisions — may give you more than one chance. Revenge: You must get revenge for any of the following predica- ments: 1. You’re a senior, and someone mistakes you for a frosh. 2. You get stood up on prom night; and on top of that, some- one spills gravy on your tux — and you didn't pay the stain de- posit. To Start: You must have com- pleted 8th Grade with passing grades. You must enroll in Platts- mouth Community High School and live in the vicinity. Playing The Game: Spin the Wheel of Fortune and you will en- counter many memorable exper- iences. Pay Day: You will receive a weekly salary to spend on such necessities as: pizza, cokes, cor- sages, movies, gas and the like. The following is a list of rules and regulations. As long as you follow the rules, you are certain to make it through high school. Once you have made it, the road opens to many opportunities. You may become a millionaire, and return in luxury; or, you may wind up as a teenage wasteland. But, that’s life. 3. Someone stuffs your clarinet with bubblegum. 4. Your best girlfriend is seen go- ing out with your best friend. Strategies: (How to succeed in High School without really try- ing.) 1. ‘Yes’ — ‘No’. This method is the most common method used by students. It serves its purpose well for freshmen as well as sen- iors, and involves only usuage of the words ‘Yes, sir’ and ‘No, Sir’. 2. Superstudents: These are the people that make you absolutely sick. They’ll always have their as- signments neatly done and hand- ed in on time. These people are usually the ones that do their al- gebra in fountain pen. 3. Borrowing: Borrowing a friends's notes, papers, books or brains is yet another way to make it without really trying. 4. Heroism: The proud possessor of the Silver Supporter award will never flunk, rest assured of that. As long as he can make a diving catch or a basket when the buzz- er sounds, he's going to pass. Graduation: This signifies the end of the first round of the game. All players hand in their books and receive one (1) diplo- ma. At the end of the game, play- ers proceed to the rest of Life. 2 Rule Page

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Pat Lemieux favors your basic bed. Bob prefers a folding table. The Game of Rest and Relaxation Cindy finds the library floor exciting. Above — Todd likes the Peru cafeteria. Below — Colleen stares out the window. Below — Karen enjoys the PHS bench.