Pittsfield High School - Saukee Yearbook (Pittsfield, IL)

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CLASS PROPHECY March 12, 1970 A. D. Dear Diary: Man, what a day! As you know, Diary, this is the day I set aside to check up on the outstanding class of all times which, of course, was the Pittsfield High School class of 1952. I took off promptly at daybreak this morning in my Dun-Hardt Space Ship which was manufactured by Wayne Dunham and Lamoine Reinhardt. My first stop was at Poga Poga Beach, California. This is the exclusive hangout of those ghostly, rich, millionaire, playboys, Kenneth Mixer, Ben Newman, and Rodney Sackett. The playboys hadn’t gotten in from last night yet so I moved on. My next stop was in Hollywood. A big crowd was in town for the premier of the new movie, A Place in the Moon,” which stars Harold Roberts and Bette Hickman as the luckless lovers and John Motley as the villain. Don Simmons was the producer of the movie and Carrie McCartney was the director of the production. I couldn’t get in the premier so I went to another movie, The Perils of Patricia,” starring Pat Gard. After the movie I left Hollywood and headed for Las Vegas. The first place of interest I visited there was Petty's Poker Parlor. Looking inside I saw Bill Walton trying to teach Roger McCulloch and D. D. (the proprietor) how to maintain a poker-face. On down the street I viewed Estill Gerard and Ronald Smith’s coin cleaning company. This is where all the big time gamblers such as Richard Ervin and Wayne Baughman come to have their silver dollars polished. Next door is the Last National Bank. The bank's president is Glenn Grab it and bury it Meyer. John Edward Smith is the official cuspidor cleaner in the bank. Near the outskirts of the city I saw the Retired Gamblers Home which is owned jointly by Jean Gosnell, Imogene Edwards, and Betty Jean Vannatta. Leaving Las Vegas, I headed for Chicago. In the middle of the Majove Desert, I saw the secluded laboratory of the mad scientists, Scott Smith and Jerry Crawford. Not far away I spotted Wayne H Clark, a prospector, and his pack mule plodding along in the sand. As I came into Chicago, I saw a hand laundry business operated by Leta Reel, Carol Ann Sutton, Ann Sowers, and Eula Dickerson. A neon sign on the building read — Personalized Underwear, Our Specialty. While walking by a news stand I noticed in a paper that Bob Caton, J. W. Knipmeyer, and Beaver Ferguson had bought the Chicago Stockyards and were converting them into a skating rink. I also read that Charles Mussy Musgrave is to wrestle Tom Gruesome Grimes at Chicago Stadium tonight. Joann Iron Mike Williams is to wrestle Frances Dynamite Daigh in a ladies preliminary bout. It was rather cold in Chicago so I traveled downstate to Pittsfield. Something new had been added since I was in Pittsfield last. Richard Dexter, Dale Dolbeare, and Bob Ogle have built an exclusive night club there. Bob Biddle is the bartender in the club and Farrel Jones is the headwaiter. Earline Torchy Thurmon is the featured singer. She is accompanied by Frank Fingers Worthington on the piano. Live entertainment is also put out by the chorus girls, who are Darlene Tootsie Totsch, Ardeth Cuddles Cox, Shirley Poopsy Plainer, and Mildred Bubbles Belford. After looking the club (and chorus girls) over, I ventured down to the new Pittsfield High School building. Junior Back teaches Physics there and Bob Foster is the new Ag. teacher. Leroy Robertson is still trying to graduate. I found out that Janice Vander Stoep and Carolyn Eagle (recent divorcees) have bought the New Pike Cafe and renamed it the Old Maid’s Roost . I also heard that Phil Mink bought the supermarket and converted it into a gin, garter, and girdle factory. Mary Fox and Donna Patterson are down in Mexico training to be bull fighters. Bob Wade, I was told, is down in the South Seas catching tropical fish for his Florence Fish Factory. I didn't get any information about Jack Bagby and Bill Brace except that they were seen heading South after hearing rumors that a tribe of wild, untamed, women had been discovered in South America. On hearing this, I downed thirteen Nervine Highballs and came home. Respectfully yours, BILL BLAKE P.S. My Space Ship ran out of fuel and I had to walk the last three miles home. 25

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SENIOR CLASS WILL You can’t take it with you! I, Junior Back, do will and bequeath my nickname, Brutus,” to anyone who is dumb enough to have it hung on him. I, Jack Bagby, do will and bequeath my nickname Ears to George Willis. I, Wayne Baughman, do will and bequeath to Gene McKee the ability to skip school. I, Mildred Belford, do will and bequeath my ability to arrive a minute before the last bell rings at noon to Catherine Cunningham. I, Bob Biddle, do will and bequeath my ability to be late to Civics class to anyone who has a watch which is always five minutes behind schedule. I, Bill Blake, do hereby will and bequeath my basketball practice clothes washed for 6c a day by Rich Ruble, to Ron Harpole. I, Bill Brace, do will and bequeath my shares in, and my experiences at the Dead Eye Gun and Bottle Club to any person that can live up to it. I, Bob Caton, do will and bequeath my place in the second hour History class to anyone who wants to work hard. I, Wayne Clark, do will and bequeath nothing. If I can't take it with me, I won’t go. I, Ardeth Cox, do bequeath my ability to tease the future Mrs. Conger, to Carol Claus. I, Jerry Crawford, do will and bequeath my old worn-out notebook to Dick Daigh, so that it can go through three more years of torture and hard work. I, Frances Daigh, do will and bequeath my publicspeaking ability to my dear brother, Richard. I, Richard Dexter, do will and bequeath to any deserving Freshman, my gal, Nellie. I, Eula Dickerson, do will and bequeath my ability in shorthand to Lois Thrasher. I, Dale Dolbeare, do bequeath my nickname, “Tadpole , to Red Doyle. I, Wayne Dunham, do will and bequeath my ability to ride a motorcycle to Santa Claus Carter. I, Carolyn Eagle, do will and bequeath my job as Senior Editor of the Annual to anyone who likes to work hard. I, Imogene Edwards, do bequeath my poodle haircut to Peggy Ducey. I, Richard Ervin, do will and bequeath to Keith Hembrough the peculiar laugh which I developed in the D.E. class of 1951-52; also, my nickname, Pearl. I, Beaver Ferguson, do will and bequeath nothing to nobody. I, Bob Foster, do bequeath to Dick Motley my ability to get away with shooting fire crackers. I, Mary Fox, do will and bequeath to Wava Aiken my ability to become part owner of a DeSoto. I, Pat Gard, do will and bequeath my three years of cheering to Sally Ferguson, who will enjoy it as much as I did. I, Estill Gerard, do will and bequeath to any senior next year, my corner seat in the back row of Miss Blaeuer’s room. I, Jean Gosnell, do bequeath my blonde hair to Barbara Melton. I, Tom Grimes, do bequeath to Dick Billings my ability to rate a chair in the front row in American History class. I, Bette Hickman, do will and bequeath my ability to get 70 (errors) in typing to Margaret Knipmeyer. I, Farrel Jones, do will and bequeath my ability to stay out of trouble with the teachers to anyone who needs it. I, J. W. Knipmeyer, do will and bequeath to Margaret Knipmeyer my fondness for advanced Algebra. I, Carrie McCartney, do will and bequeath my ability to tease Donna Bell to a certain junior. I, Roger McCulloch, do will and bequeath my ability to wear a burr haircut all through my senior year to Clinton Goodin. I, Glenn Meyer, do will and bequeath to Dick Motley my nickname Hen Egg. This famous name is protected from theft by Copyright No. 449, 286 and recorded in Washington, D. C. by a Pittsfield Republican. I, Phillip Mink, do will and bequeath my position in Mr. Fester's room to a harder worker than I. I, Ken Mixer, do will and bequeath to Bill Baughman my seat in the band. I, John Motley, do will and bequeath my place on the Rockport bus to any poor freshman crazy enough to want it. I, Charles Musgrave, do bequeath to Red Doyle my ability to annoy the teachers. I, Ben Newman, do will and bequeath my air-conditioned locker to David Williams. I, Bob Ogle, do will and bequeath my ability to drive fast and put in time in D. E. to Red Doyle. I, Donna Patterson, do bequeath to Nellie Thomas my American history book. I, D. D. Petty, do will my ability to attract the opposite sex to anyone, because beginning March Uth I need it no longer. I, Shirley Plattner, do will and bequeath my little brother to Nancy Miller. I, Leta Reel, do bequeath my American history book to Charles Daniels. I, Lamoine Reinhardt, do will and bequeath my ability to play a clarinet to Bob Litvan. I, Harold Roberts, do will and bequeath my nickname Skinney to Paul Barrow. I, LeRoy Robertson, do bequeath my nickname Punkin to Donald Hayden. I, Rodney Sackett, do bequeath to Bob Grammer my nickname Bushman the Ape. I, Donald Simmons, do bequeath my nickname Protein to Clinton Goodin. I, John Edward Smith, do will and bequeath to Jerry Dell my ability to read many books. I, Ronald Smith, do will and bequeath to James Halpin my ability to get along with the teachers. I, Scott Smith, do will and bequeath my back row seat by the window in English IV class to any other believer in fresh air and comfort while receiving an education. I, Ann Sowers, do will and beq-ueath my share of the mirror in Darlene’s and my locker to all the underclassmen who use and need it. I, Carol Ann Sutton, do will and bequeath my ability to go steady to Mary Catherine Smith. I, Earline Thurman, do will and bequeath my ability to sing to Carla Jones. I, Darlene Totsch, do will and bequeath to Junior my beloved books. I, Janice Vander Stoep, do will and bequeath my Physics book to Sally Ferguson. I, Betty Jean Vannatta, do will and bequeath to my brother Bill, who will be a freshman next year, all the fun I have had in the last four years. I, Bob Wade, do bequeath to Hook Smith my basketball playing ability. I, William Walton, do bequeath to Mr. Metternich my fire cracker factory. I, Joann Williams, do will my love for cheerleading to all future cheerleaders. I, Frank Worthington, do will and bequeath my ability to get along with Miss Harpole to Red Doyle. 24

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JUNIOR CLASS OFFICERS PRESIDENT—DICK BILUNGS VICE PRESIDENT—GEORGE TOTSCH SECRETARY—CLINTON GOODIN TREASURER—DICK FRAZIER ADVISER—MISS MARY McGUIRE This year's junior class, which consists of 73 students, under the guidance of Miss McGuire is enjoying a pleasant year. At the beginning of the year we elected our class officers. They are: Dick Billings, President; Jr. Totsch, Vice-President; Clinton Goodin, Secretary; and Dick Frazier, Treasurer. Our representatives on the Student Council this year are Patsy Paxton Wayland Willard, and Sally Ferguson. In October we chose Carol Cook and Patsy Paxton as our attendants for the Homecoming dance. On November 16, we presented a three act comedy, Teen Time. This play netted $300. Frosty to the Rescue”, an original play was presented to the lower grades. This money will be added to the $300 and used to finance the Junior-Senior Prom. 26