Pio Nono High School - Pio Nonite Yearbook (Milwaukee, WI)

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19 THE PIO NONITE 25 Tramp tat baekdoorj--Can you give me a bite to eat, Madam? Lady-There is a woodpile in the back yard. 1 can 't eat that. Lady-You can saw it. I'd rather eat it. Good day, Madam. Why did you strike the telegraph operator? asked the judgei Well, yoh honnah, said the eulprit. it was jest like this: I hand him a tel- egram foh mah girl, an he starts in read- ing it. So I jest naehually ups and hands him one. My Used Car. The other day I bought a used car, lt sure did look line- But l hadn't gone far When she grew so1't 0' faint, Things all kinda jiggled and Jostled around, The baekbone got weak, began Serapin the ground, The tail light went out on Aerount of the shake, A piston shot sideways and Busted the brake, I shoved her in neutral to Cul out the crash, Sat down on the gas tank, fell Through with a splash, Rose up with great vigor and tMaking great 11108113 Struek out a la homeward and I never went back there to See where she sunk, But sold her to Iron-Sides Harry tor junky That bus eost me money,I' ll Have to admit, But in eonunon sense judgment l'm Out a whit- Though I've lost out in eash, yet I'v added amain, So much sense to my beezer, I've made it againg No more do I judge from the Surface a saint, But always endeavor to Peer through the paint . Fr. Clark--fin Englishl Where was Shakespeare buried'I Gaunt-Tn the ground, I suppose. 42 Father-What made the teacher so angry? Cook--Oh! he was talking about trees, and l asked him it he ever saw a pink luillll. lie said no, and 1 showed him my hand. When the pint was empty The world began to swing. Wasn't that a ll01'1'ld trick To play upon the king. Suiter--Sir, 1 want your daughter for my NYIIC. lrale Parent-Young man, go home and tell your wife she can 't have my daughter. Stroke-1sn't this a classy shirt? It'S imported. Slater--Imported! l l l I l l Stroke-Sure, I got it from a broad. An egotist is a person who gets stuck on his own point ot view. Slattery freadingj Rouge is used for polishing and as a pigment. Fr. Mason-Most of those that use it are poor polishers. Sing a song of moonshine A bottle full of death, Four and twenty wallops That take away your breath. I have brought a bill for your hus- band .... Ile has lelft for the country .... A bill that 1 want to pay .... But he came back this morning. Olfspring-Mother, why did you marry papa? Mother-So you've begun to wonder, too? Tomorrow, ' ' announced live-year-old Frank proudly to his Sunday school teaeher, is my birthday. VVhy, returned she, it's mine, too. The boys face clouded with perplexity as he said: How did you get so much biggc-r'n me! Barber-Your hair is getting gray. Vic-tim--l'm not surprised. Hurry up.

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