Pingry School - Blue Book Yearbook (Elizabeth, NJ)

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!Below are a few excerpts chosen at random from an article by two famous Pmqry prognostrcators We regret that space prevents us from mcludmq all 50 000 words! By Mac and Bug Pete Buchanan the fastest man ever to graduate irom Prngry has teamed wxth Ron Post and they have toured the world selhng loaded crgars Bruce Bae key now one of the Brooks Brothers has been voted one ot the ten best dressed men rn Amenca tBruces secret IS three round meals a day and twenty hve hour of sleepl Klm Kxmber the man wxth the portable muscles IS sellmg used Ply mouths rn assorted flavors Pancho Key the mmtjulep kmg has Just been v1s1t1ng the man of d1st1nct1on Terry Naylor who 111 turn has been 1n touch w1th Lord Chesterheld Law and h1s henchman Bullet Bxll Hotchkxn the kmg of the speedway whose mechamc IS Prstol Pete Van Orman Ned Ward IS a new Amer1can Hlstory teacher of Pmgry and 1S sard to be a tough expert on Cubar and Panamar Concern mg lay Harbecks new play about h1m self Harbee s Hab1ts Cr1t1c Ierry Graham says that the play s verbal 1S very poor but on the other hand he says ThlS IS a real honey' Gordon Lencr the soccer sensatron ot the natron has been voted player of the year whrle playtng wrth the Beanvrlle Bean1es Gordons only k1Ck IS at the Internal Revenue Depart ment Also rn the sports world are Dynam1te D1ck Corbet and Butcher B111 Tatlock Dynamrte Drck IS playrng pro football wrth the Cleveland Browns and Butcher B111 IS play1ng basketball wxth the MIHHGQPOIIS Morons The news about Pete Van Lerght IS that h1s latest mov1e The Mad Ghoul Returns Wrthout H1s Breakfast has sold out theaters throughout the country Iere Ross an author1zed member of Roger Schm1dt s Matur1ty Club IS now ed1tor of the New York Da1ly News Iere lS now pomtmg out to the New York Tunes how r1d1culous 1ts POIICISS are and also that rt w1ll never last long Smokey Fred Schroeder the enemy of all desperadoes IS now the b1gqeSt crookfedl lawyer m South Plamheld Crusader Tom Tom Thomas IS st1ll tour1ng the country lectunng on the ev ls of wme women and song Moose Thurston the f1I'St to marry ln the class now has ixlteen httle mooses Moose says They all w1ll be as tough as the1r pop B111 Mason IS team1ng w1th B1ll Ledder 1n des1gn1ng cars Mase IS the desrgner Ledder uses h1s car as an ex ample They have xnvented a new car wxth no tenders no root no doors o bottom ln fact It acually IS a blcycle w1th long pedals lack Orr and Chuck Rowland have been Wflllng tor the Atlanhc Monthly They have been wrrt 1ng the1r true to l1fe stones lack Noe Hewson m a vaudev1lle act called Hewson hacked It Noe d1d 1t' Cra1g McClelland has recently been appomted Dean of the lnternatronal Correspondence School Beanball Bob Clark has just retrred from the New York Yankees The Yankees strll are keep1ng as a mernento the ball WhlCh Bob threw that traveled from Yankee Stad1um to the Polo Grounds The ump 1nc1dentally called the p1tch a ball much to Bob s d1smay Hugh Morrell IS the brggest rancher 1n the West Hugh s secret IS that he let no one QIVG h1m a bum steer Allen Embree the Homedale H1ck IS the mventor of a new prefabncated home H1s companys slogan IS Push' Pull' Cllckl Clrckl Here s a home that s real shck Iohn Hook Elrzabeths Arthur Murray IS now a danc1ng 1nstructor and IS sa1d by many who have seen h1m dance to be ltght on h1S feet and heavy on the floor B111 Gusmer 1S as talkatrve as ever as he IS new head announcer at statron W E I R D As one can see the whole class rs happy ' ll 1 1 ll ll , . I I I ll ll 1 . ' ' II ll ' ,. 1 1 - ' 9 . . ' I ' ' Il II Il ll 1 ' nr - . - 1 D '- I 1 I . - - - u u . I I 1 - .. ., . . ' , , , n I I I 1 1 1 1 I ' II ll two-gun teacher. Ned, by the way, is an private rose, is teaming with Haskell I I ' Il . . 1 II - I - : . I I . ll 1 - ll II . ' I 1 I Il . 1 ll 1 ll ll I . 1 ll I Il 1 1 . l I - ' I 1 H H I . . ' - - u un I Il 1 ll 1 1 ' ' ' ll ll . I 1 - - ll I I l 1 ' - ' H U I . ' , - 1 ' I 1 I ' 1

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